#i just wanted to share this silly moment

[museofvoid]

a few weeks ago when i was in bed just falling asleep i had the thought that the way the universe works must be that it’s all a big loop/simulation, so like time and the universe begins and then eventually it ends and starts over again. and then that’s how it goes over and over again, but also slightly different each time. but since time doesn’t exist outside the universe all the loops actually happen at the same time and that’s how we get parallel universes.

idk man at the time i felt like i had ascended or something because i had it all figured out. obviously i hadn’t, i was just half asleep on my way to dream land, but it’s funny to think back on lol

[parisoonic]

💥Spontaneous chemical reactions; spontaneous laughter

[its-captain-sir]

MUTANT MAYHEM SPOILERS

so those milk jokes huh

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

[usalock]

This sort of case would have interested our old friend, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Yes, indeed.

[hercarisntyours]

my heart is shattering into a million tiny pieces (i just want happy oplita)

[mysticalcats]

fellas. my friends said they ACTUALLY want to watch cats 2019 with me and i was SHOCKED because like. who would. want to do that. i am delighted. HOWEVER it will take everything in me to not pause it and clarify every five minutes about my opinions on the movie

[spinnysocks]

HELP. i'm playing a bitlife family generation challenge to get the achievements. i'm on the sixth generation and the person i'm playing as has 4 kids already. WELL.

FUCK

GUESS SHE'S GOT 7 NOW

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

[vegaseatsass]

A few hours after I sent @veliseraptor some Vegas AUs for that meme, another AU hit me which I became obsessed with and thus must now share: My Stand-In AU. Fusion? Whichever!

Pete is the tireless, hard-working, unseen power behind Kinn's action movie empire: his stand-in. The loyal guy who puts his body on the line for Kinn every day but remains invisible and uncredited for it. And that's just the way Pete likes it! Until one day, Kinn's insanely hot cousin cracks a joke about Pete's ass from behind, and this momentary unexpected attention awakens something in Pete and he starts wanting to be seeeeen. Luckily for him, Vegas appears to be... really looking? No, sorry Pete, he is actually obsessed with his cousin who hates him, and having one of his typical obnoxious, needlessly sexual (longingly sexual) comments be received with flustered joy instead of disdainful annoyance has awakened something in him. He never realized there was someone who looked so much like Kinn from behind, but when he's with Pete he can pretend Kinn actually wants him, that the affection of their childhood relationship still exists beneath all the toxicity.

Except the more Pete starts to show himself to Vegas, and connect to Vegas and see him in ways Kinn hasn't in as long as he can remember, the more Vegas inadvertently grows attached to Pete for who he is. But will he be able to communicate that to Pete once Pete finds out their relationship was originally All About Kinn? What about after he chains Pete up in his family's safehouse to keep him from breaking up with him/"choosing Kinn"?? And will this all resolve in a very psychological threeway with Kinn once he finds out his sneaky manipulative sexy little cousin has seduced his stand-in out of his service? STAY TUNED ON MY STAND-IN: LA FORTE!

[chronicsheepdrawing]

This feels a bit... familiar, doesn't it, Stanley?

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Hopefully he won't mind being subjected to an open world game- although he doesn't exactly have a choice.

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[anpiels]

doctor gorey save me

[blitheringbongus]

New haircut! I really like this design for him but im not sure ill keep it, probably not, but its nice for doodles

[sssnakeparty]

zombie girl ! her name is carrie.

[dent-de-leon]

every day I am in Agony over the fact that widomauk is the first kiss of the campaign, Caleb kissed Molly back in the very end, the literal last scene between King and Caleb is them flirting and King is still so utterly enamored with his Magician, and I just wish...there was any mention of those feelings in the wrap up or a q and a or anything. Absolutely begging Taliesin to tell us what Molly/King feels for Caleb--why he chose to make King's last moments on screen him being explicitly attracted to Caleb, and whether we will ever get to see him revisit those feelings one day...

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Bandmates that horse around on stage together, stay together✌🏻