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My personal interpretation of that panel of whether he just wanted his two most important people to meet and become close like family or if he "wouldn't mind if they got together" is that when he says "seeing her off with someone like you, itadori" he fully meant that tsumiki would be better off with yuuji in her life instead of megumi. As in he would replace megumi in tsumiki's life as someone close to her family-wise, almost like a brother. He saw himself unworthy of her kindness but he thinks yuuji deserves hers and she deserves yuuji's. He wanted them both to meet and grow close in a life where they could be happy, and he'd just be a bystander in that dynamic, happy to make sure they got that life from the scenes without interferring.
#idk thats just what i think#i also think the other interpretations of “setting them up” are fine just not something i agree with#bc imo itd be weird if megumi was envisioning his sister romantically involved with. ANYONE really#but i mean it could be interpreted that way too i cant stop them lol#but the “he wants them to be together and he wants to watch”... no.... just. no#i hate these types of jokes#please kill me#jjk analysis#kinda#im thinking too much about this chapter's reception and how shit it was#jjk you might have flaws but your audience might just be dumb as bricks
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Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#tape girl#fnaf vanny#fnaf tonya#fnaf vanessa#glitchtrap#fnaf movie#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC IS UNSERIOUS#BUT also yay taps girl again!!! 🩵#A saw a couple folks make the joke Mike and tape girl had similar vibes#and that Vanny has a ‘type’ of sorts#WHICH TBH I think is sorta sweet?#like Vanessa likes people who are far calmer than her#seeing how hectic her own mind gets#having calm vibes around her woukd soothe her.. it’s cute#glitchtrap gotta MIND his own business 😤#tbh Vanessa and Glitchtrap’s dynamic will never not be funny#she hates that dude and for good reason 🩵🩵🩵
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CEO of “I hate my wife” jokes
#i’m crying he hates that loser sm#listen i am a firm hater of i hate my wife jokes#but with mtsk it’s kinda funny#they both have the worst taste in men possible#kou’s the type of dude to draw a blank every time he tries to compliment mitsuba#mitsukou#kou minamoto#sousuke mitsuba#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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I think it's incredibly funny to evaluate vox's type solely based on traits shared by val and alastor
one's a moth, one's a deer? okay so vox is into furries got it
#osrs.txt#staticmoth#voxval#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#I once made a whole list of qualities too just to prove lucifer wasn't vox's type#IT WAS MOSTLY A JOKE OKAY I DON'T HATE STATICAPPLES Y'ALL GO AHEAD AND LIVE YOUR DREAM
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lifestyle jirai, my beloved ♡︎
fashion jirai, kill yourself ♡︎
#jirai kei#/j#jiraiblogging#jirai boy#jiraiblr#landmine#landmine type#landmine boy#landmineblogging#landmine kei#jirai#im joking dont report me istfg#but i do hate fashion jirais because IT'S A LIFESTYLE
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I haven't read The Queen's trilogy yet, so most of my knowledge of Sabé comes from Wookiepedia and fanfics, and I know the fandom consensus is that she and Anakin can't stand each other for Obvious Reasons, or at the very least in a "I hate my best friend's boyfriend" way, but as someone that always found the last trope kind of annoying and boring, I actually think they would bond very well while waiting at the ER.
Like they will just sit there trying to be normal while Padme gets checked by the doctors, like they are just quiet angrily looking at the wall as someone that was bitten by a radioactive tooka passes first and as a whole man-size tank of water for a mon calamari gets pushed, and then Anakin just off-handely passes Sabé a nutritive bar thing, and Sabé just passes Anakin a bottle of water because they will be hours there, then he brings caff, and then she brings him one of these books with puzzles and find space -waldo because she knows that guy absolutely has ADHD, like that's camaderie buddy.
"I told her to not try that"
"I also told her to not try that"
And they just nod because of course they did. And that's it, they bonded over bitching about "She never listens to me but I kinda into that tbh, but also it's bad for my blood pressure".
They probably would enjoy to share a space beer and talk about the most strange and random yet normal thing ever like "did you know the Crafuxeratus billis is so acid it can effectively melt away wood and enough of it some metals, so its stomach tissue has been used in armor wear" And then never share a word again for like a year.
#rambling#star wars#anakin skywalker#sabé#silly posting#the reason why i find that 'i hate my bestfriend's bf“ so annoying it's because not only has been overdone to dead#but its also extremelly shallow and how do i put this like one of these type of jokes that feel so painfully heteronormative for some reason#like idk how to explain but it's like right there besides the trope of 'haha marriage is jail' idkidk it's just usually handled very very eh#but nothing of this is on topic lmao
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So, I don't know if this has been said or not but here goes I guess. Do any other indigenous people start getting real nervous when they see a bunch of white people flocking towards particular causes? Because even as someone who can pass as white, I start getting a bit twitchy about it. In particular, I'm talking about how many white people on both the left AND right have rallied behind blatantly antisemitic ideals as a result of the conflict in Gaza and have, as a result, either heavily implied or outright stated that these ideals line up with an idea they have that indigenous identities have a time limit for how long you can say your people come from somewhere while not living there REGARDLESS of whether or not it was outside forces displacing them rather then it being of their own accord. REAL fucking convenient there, I'd say, ESPECIALLY when it was colonization done by white nations that resulted in the death and displacement of MILLIONS of indigenous peoples across the planet, not JUST in the US. I think native peoples across the globe should start getting cautious REAL quick if they haven't already about that. I've been trying not to say too much about all of this since I'm not Jewish OR Palestinian and I don't want to detract from them and their voices and suffering OR spread misinformation, but I feel like this needs to be openly acknowledged in some way so maybe a few of us will be at least marginally prepared when they turn these tactics on us, because if we're being honest, the Jewish people are the global guinea pigs to see how easily governments can sell these ideas to the people about other groups that they find annoying and distasteful in some capacity(read refuses to trust in people and entities that have already abused them). Please keep this in mind as all this continues and try not to fall down the antisemitic rabbit holes on either side of you can. Support both your Palestinian AND Jewish neighbors during this time so they know they are safe with you, and know peace for BOTH peoples SHOULD be the end goal. So far @prismatic-bell has been my main resource to educate myself when I'm on here, so please check them out if you're interested, and stay safe everyone!
#yes i type like an old man who will use modern slang#no i do not care#i will be severely disappointed in anyone who sends hate over this#you will be blocked for bigotry#israel hamas war#isreal hamas conflict#indigenous#anti government#mom said be careful around white people and it has never felt more true in my LIFE#i wish that last tag was a joke...#also Zionism ISN'T BAD!!! Stop drinking the fascist Kool-aid!!!
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#boink#oh instagram reels#btw in this video she had a “glow up”#which was basically having aged a little#like regular young adulthood early 20s type you're not gonna look the same as time goes on#like she got bangs and new glasses#i didnt even notice the first two times the video looped#like what#like cool!#yeah!#having a partner who loves and supports you will probably make you look happier! since you feel happier! ok!#also everyone looks different after a year when they're like twenty one!#what!#that's not the boyfriend effect that's just! being human! what the fuck!#also--- divine femininity??????#oh brother#for pete's sake#if you will#look for the most part i think that in general the women and girls and ppl that go with this kind of thing#the divine femininity and girl math and girl pretty and boy pretty etc etc etc#like i hate this kind of stuff but im not about to say that theyre at fault for it#like this is not helping anyone#and it just#god#it makes me upset!#maybe im overreacting but also i kind of think that we're collectively underreacting about this#like i dont wanna see it all over tiktok /let alone/ from my actual real life friends!#earlier this year my friends (women! women friends! staunchly feminist friends!) were joking unironically about girl math#like do we not see how that's harmful. when we talk about poor financial decisions and completely seriously call it girl math.#how do we not see a problem here
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i Do Not Trust people who make Mary the bad guy in their stories when the show went out of its way to specifically show us how she was suffering just as much as stede was in their marriage and that shes, yknow, a good person
#mary is specifically framed in a sympathetic light in all of her appearances. the show switches to following her narrative so we can see#how much better her new life is for her too!!! like yes she tries to kill stede but we are shown in the narrative WHY she makes that choice#and that she struggles with it and we see stede understanding this too! he supports her decisions and her new life and is happy for her!!!#at no point are we shown anything that makes mary a bad person or bad mother- honestly i generally like mary far more than stede anyway#but even if you dont you should be able to acknowledge... that if u make her the bad guy??? w. what did you take away from the show??#idk it has the vibes of. the girl character all the fans hate because she gets in the way of their precious little gay ship#or whatever. you know what i mean#ofmd#our flag means death#mary bonnet#mary allamby bonnet#everyone whos a mary hater is also an izzy hater bc theyre coded the same character type. betrayed wives my beloved#(this is a joke.)#uh. this might be one to add in the tags on again sorry gang i have too many thoughts
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Helluva Boss pilot: I have 59 million views in a span of four years.
Hazbin Hotel pilot: I have 91 million views in a span of four years!
Murder Drones pilot: I have 25 million in a year.
Lacka Daisy pilot: Well, I have 11 million in only 7 months.
The Amazeing Digital Circus pilot: Amateurs.
Everyone: What was that?
TADC: AMATEURS! *reveals 33 million views in 12 days*
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#murder drones#lackadaisy#independent animation#gotta love them#no hate to any other show#love them all#but I'm beyond shocked that tadc managed to surpass everyone so fast#how?#it didn't seem to be that type to get this big#but here we are#I love this show more than the others#mostly becaues sex jokes do get old to me#and while I do like dark and angsty stuff#bright colors is what catches my attention#so I can see how tadc got this huge#but hey!!!#it ain't a competition!#more animated shows we get the better#just another grand show to add to the collection
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This is the type of stale ass take that instead of being progressive it makes you sound actually quite dated and slightly bigoted. Don't ever write this shit to me under my posts ever again.
#because remember guys if you are a feminine boy that just mean you're a woman! cause boys can't be feminine that's for girls!#fuck right OFF#this isn't to say that it could be a pipeline but to say 'ought to be'??? fuck off fuck off fuck off#you are the reason why I don't like being labeled as trans and prefer the more specific label of bigender or 'not cis'#god i hate egg jokes and this type of humor#i give a fuck if it was harmless just don't say that to me ever
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I had the Ruv x Sarvente tag filtered out, but I’m better now and wanna see them smooching. Apologizing to you directly for this since you’re the CEO of Ruv/Sarv
this is one of the best asks I’ve ever gotten you don’t even need my forgiveness I understand
my honorary gays smorkin it out
#i don’t like to refer to myself as ceo of x even as a joke bc I fear someones going to genuinely think i’m pretentious#so its the highest honor when someone else does so 🙏����🩷💜🩷💜🩷💜 i love these church freaks thank you sm..#i like to think usually when they kiss ruv keeps his eye open so he can watch her…#also sarv is the type to overdramatically end any and every kiss with a mwahhhhh#i hate them so much its not fair. i’m gonna keep thinking about this ask for a long time btw i hope you have a wonderful day <3#my art#mid fight masses#sarvente#ruvyzvat#ruvente#ask#anon
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tumblr just deleted my tony stark on the titanic post. Why am I being silenced
#the dog speaks#could be the worst sentences I’ve ever typed#they hate to see u expand on marvel noir in a whimsical and stupid ass way…..#I’m putting that trust fund baby on that damn boat#if he’s usually mid to late 30s (that’s what Google told me) then he’s alive for 1912 titanic happenings#anyway this is a joke idk anything about tony stark#the truth is I discovered Titanic the musical 1997 and the songs r so good#SUE MEEE
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expressed my anger in a calm and concise way that did not involve wanting nor trying to strangle anybody!
#this is actually a big deal even though I'm framing it as a joke bc I do have bpd#and it's the “scary” type (i hate calling it that bc its all terrifying)#where my primary response to things is anger#and there were like a bunch of things that got to me last night and i didn't explode#had some cookies and waited til the morning#then calmly sent a message saying that what happened wasnt cool
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actually it makes perfect sense that ppl here hate the way I talk abt dean (in that I’m not afraid to call him abusive) when you see what they do to john. they assume I’m doing what they do to john to dean.
#joke’s on u john is one of my favorite characters in the series#as is dean bc how could he not be he’s astonishingly effective . awful. bundle of catchphrases. god’s special boy.#the self-righteous man. toy soldier. torch swallower. warden. exploder. fill it up with anything/everything. hot to the touch. etc#< terrifies me worse than any other character in this show could ever hope to. this is a complinent. I love him and I hate him.#few other characters can inspire this type of whiplash so intensely and so often#he literally makes me want to scream while watching! he reminds me of my dad! MY dad. do you get it!!!!#tag vomit#*compliment
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Honestly fuck The Killing Joke
#dc#dc comics#anti the killing joke#i guess#can't really tag against comics i suppose#anti joker#which sounds stupid to tag like yeah i hate evil serial killers what a hot take#but more in a “i hate his character why couldn't he just have been a funny crime clown why did they have to make him serious” style#batman 1966 joker is the type of joker i respect#batman#dc rant
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