#i hate these types of jokes

[cherryys]

My personal interpretation of that panel of whether he just wanted his two most important people to meet and become close like family or if he "wouldn't mind if they got together" is that when he says "seeing her off with someone like you, itadori" he fully meant that tsumiki would be better off with yuuji in her life instead of megumi. As in he would replace megumi in tsumiki's life as someone close to her family-wise, almost like a brother. He saw himself unworthy of her kindness but he thinks yuuji deserves hers and she deserves yuuji's. He wanted them both to meet and grow close in a life where they could be happy, and he'd just be a bystander in that dynamic, happy to make sure they got that life from the scenes without interferring.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...

[musicalmoritz]

CEO of “I hate my wife” jokes

[care666bear]

[onesidedradiostatic]

I think it's incredibly funny to evaluate vox's type solely based on traits shared by val and alastor

one's a moth, one's a deer? okay so vox is into furries got it

[landmine-guy]

lifestyle jirai, my beloved ♡︎

fashion jirai, kill yourself ♡︎

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[pnfc]

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[galactic-rhea]

I haven't read The Queen's trilogy yet, so most of my knowledge of Sabé comes from Wookiepedia and fanfics, and I know the fandom consensus is that she and Anakin can't stand each other for Obvious Reasons, or at the very least in a "I hate my best friend's boyfriend" way, but as someone that always found the last trope kind of annoying and boring, I actually think they would bond very well while waiting at the ER.

Like they will just sit there trying to be normal while Padme gets checked by the doctors, like they are just quiet angrily looking at the wall as someone that was bitten by a radioactive tooka passes first and as a whole man-size tank of water for a mon calamari gets pushed, and then Anakin just off-handely passes Sabé a nutritive bar thing, and Sabé just passes Anakin a bottle of water because they will be hours there, then he brings caff, and then she brings him one of these books with puzzles and find space -waldo because she knows that guy absolutely has ADHD, like that's camaderie buddy.

"I told her to not try that"

"I also told her to not try that"

And they just nod because of course they did. And that's it, they bonded over bitching about "She never listens to me but I kinda into that tbh, but also it's bad for my blood pressure".

They probably would enjoy to share a space beer and talk about the most strange and random yet normal thing ever like "did you know the Crafuxeratus billis is so acid it can effectively melt away wood and enough of it some metals, so its stomach tissue has been used in armor wear" And then never share a word again for like a year.

[creaturecomplications]

So, I don't know if this has been said or not but here goes I guess. Do any other indigenous people start getting real nervous when they see a bunch of white people flocking towards particular causes? Because even as someone who can pass as white, I start getting a bit twitchy about it. In particular, I'm talking about how many white people on both the left AND right have rallied behind blatantly antisemitic ideals as a result of the conflict in Gaza and have, as a result, either heavily implied or outright stated that these ideals line up with an idea they have that indigenous identities have a time limit for how long you can say your people come from somewhere while not living there REGARDLESS of whether or not it was outside forces displacing them rather then it being of their own accord. REAL fucking convenient there, I'd say, ESPECIALLY when it was colonization done by white nations that resulted in the death and displacement of MILLIONS of indigenous peoples across the planet, not JUST in the US. I think native peoples across the globe should start getting cautious REAL quick if they haven't already about that. I've been trying not to say too much about all of this since I'm not Jewish OR Palestinian and I don't want to detract from them and their voices and suffering OR spread misinformation, but I feel like this needs to be openly acknowledged in some way so maybe a few of us will be at least marginally prepared when they turn these tactics on us, because if we're being honest, the Jewish people are the global guinea pigs to see how easily governments can sell these ideas to the people about other groups that they find annoying and distasteful in some capacity(read refuses to trust in people and entities that have already abused them). Please keep this in mind as all this continues and try not to fall down the antisemitic rabbit holes on either side of you can. Support both your Palestinian AND Jewish neighbors during this time so they know they are safe with you, and know peace for BOTH peoples SHOULD be the end goal. So far @prismatic-bell has been my main resource to educate myself when I'm on here, so please check them out if you're interested, and stay safe everyone!

[halfdeadwallfly]

[luxiomahariel]

i dont trust people that call trans men/masc people "bitches"

[arsenicflame]

i Do Not Trust people who make Mary the bad guy in their stories when the show went out of its way to specifically show us how she was suffering just as much as stede was in their marriage and that shes, yknow, a good person

[kookies2000]

Helluva Boss pilot: I have 59 million views in a span of four years.

Hazbin Hotel pilot: I have 91 million views in a span of four years!

Murder Drones pilot: I have 25 million in a year.

Lacka Daisy pilot: Well, I have 11 million in only 7 months.

The Amazeing Digital Circus pilot: Amateurs.

Everyone: What was that?

TADC: AMATEURS! *reveals 33 million views in 12 days*

[xxplastic-cubexx]

The fact that Magneto canonically wears a speedo has me in a chokehold

that fact that magneto has gone on to wear a speedo Multiple times has me in a chokehold

[openphrase123]

girlfriend is reaping (yelling at the tv during a cutscene) what she sows (playing a video game my brother recommended to her that she has mildly disliked for the 30ish hours she's played it, continuing to give it chances even though every time i've walked past her playing it she's having a bad time)