#which was basically having aged a little

[halfdeadwallfly]

[bunnieswithknives]

The soul of Wicked is randomly inventing extremely elaborate relationships between characters who barely interact at all in canon. Also Fiyero is here.

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Can you guys believe it's been over a year since I first drew her,,,,

[beneathsilverstars]

my kid is getting so into the warrior cats it's so cute. she gets all dismayed whenever the cats do something mean or strict, she's always like "if i was there, i would let firepaw eat something, i would catch a mouse and give it to him." or "wow, yellowfang is SO mean, if i was a cat i would hiss and scratch her!" like yes queen go off!!! you would be the nicest warrior cat in the clan!

[riiviir]

hey guys so I just started reading Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott and OMG AHSBNSBSBSNSNBSHZHSHDBFHGGHFHGRJ2KSHSBSNSK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THINKING ABOUT THE RELATIVITY BETWEEN DIMENSIONS!!!!!!

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The fight is going well because I got the killing blow on both the high level enemies but their little minions have knocked two of my party members unconscious and one of them has failed two death saves and the other has failed one and I think this might actually be my character's worst nightmare.

[cosmosarcana]

i regret to inform you all i am obsessed with flight rising

[thedreadvampy]

we got bullied by trackie-wearing 13 year olds at the beach, as you will do if you go around having fun in public

but they kept like. taking photos of us and being like EURGH GONNA POST THIS ON SNAPCHAT SO EVERYONE CAN CRINGE AT YOU and it's like ok a. why the fuck are you using Snapchat is it 2012? and also b. I don't go to your school? why the fuck would we care if the other 13 year olds think we're cringe? we are adults in our 30s with jobs and lives, it literally does not matter even one tiny bit what a teenager we don't know thinks of us???

but also it's so weird the power that the wee bams have which is entirely predicated on You Finding Them Annoying. like there is a thing that boys aged 10-14 are absolutely goddamn amazing at which is just being SO AGGRAVATING in a way that makes it difficult to remember that you don't actually have to care what they think like. at all.

they don't actually have power. if you move as if you might respond aggressively they almost always scatter and start harassing you from a distance because they are actually literally just children. they do not want to start a fight they know they'd both lose and be in trouble about. and legitimately if you are able to ignore them they will eventually get bored and wander off because they start to look stupid yelling into the void, and if there's one thing they can't cope with it's looking stupid.

(having said which, while they did eventually fuck off, the little shits stole my sock. initially they stole my boot then threw it at us but decided to keep the sock as a trophy. which like. ok man cool you got a sweaty sock from a mid-30s stranger? good for you I guess???)

but yeah it's frustrating how, despite the fact they're basically impotent embarrassing and desperate, the wee bams can fuck up your whole day just a bit. they also use the exact same tactics as police to do this.

[daughterofsarenrae]

Ill be having a normal day and then i think about the elric brothers or link & zelda and BAM. now im insane again

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

why is everything (showing other people respect. being patient and kind. not flying off the handle about stupid things. emotional regulation and self-control. et cetera.) so easy when I'm not around my parents and so so so so hard when I AM around them?

[illegally-blind-and-deaf]

WHY DO WE NOT TALK ABOUT PIPPIN AND BERGIL

The little banter they had when they first met ahhhhh—

And also how powerful is it that when what's-his-face (Forlong, it's Forlong) was riding through Minas Tirith and everyone was whispering about there only being 200 men, Pippin says "so ends a fair day in wrath!", clearly referring to the fear and tension of imminent war and desolation, something that a *child* (for that is what pippin is and HE SAYS SO TO BERGIL) should not even think of, and Bergil's immediate response is "So it will, if I have not returned before the sundown-bells" which is the most childlike response imaginable: the fear of getting in trouble because you've stayed out for too long.

Like this is where we REAAAALLY see Pip's character arc come into play.

[freebooter4ever]

lupita making fan videos of her cat to glass animals 🥹🥹🥹 the strides this woman is making in sexy cat lady representation. gone are the days when getting a cat after a breakup over the age of 40 was seen as tragic and life ending

[mashbrainrot]

I think if you are the sort of person with Big Feelings when it comes to a certain piece of media (or just in general) you may have a tendency to read every post someone makes - and even posts they simply reblog - and assume they also have Big Feelings about it. Assume they have some sort of... dark agenda, are attempting to stir up drama, however you wanna frame it. The truth is, a lot of the time, people post things with very little feeling, and sometimes without much thought.

[jupitersflytrap]

i just read the curious incident of the dog in the night-time and hopped on here to see what the general consensus was about it and oh dear i was not expecting to see so many people hating it

[autobots-in-training]

Has anyone gotten into trouble for playing pranks on the older bots like Ironhide or Kup?

Illusion- The big kids are always so mean! They pranked my cre-a-tors, it wasnt very nice!

Sunstreaker- In my defense, Illy, your creators are super easy to prank.

Illusion- They are not! Stop being mean to them!

Sunstreaker- It's not like we target them specifically. We prank several of the other older bots.

Illusion- >:[

Sunstreaker- Please don't cry, if i make you cry, Ultra Magnus will put me in the brig again!

Illusion- I wont scream if you tell evyone on the blog all the bots youve pranked.

Sunstreaker- All of them? It's a very long list. Should i start from back on cybertron, or just since we got to earth, or just this month?

Illusion- The long-est.

Sunstreaker- Illy! sweety!! Illusion!!! That would literally take days!

Illusion- *taking a deep breath to scream*

Sunstreaker- Stop stop! How about the ones i remember right this moment?

Illusion- ...

Sunstreaker- Please, and then I'll carry you to Rung's office so you can get some sweets!

Illusion- Deal.

Sunstreaker- Awesome! So... In no particular order. Mirage and Hound, i got them both a few days ago with a glitter bomb. I wasn't caught. Prowl has his suspicions though.

Theres Windblade, I hid her swords, Arcee said she'd tell on me if i didn't put them back, so I did. Chromia, Sides and i got her before we left on our mission! We put mercury in her energon, she thought the energon had gone bad somehow.

Illusion- But mercury is so tasty though!

Sunstreaker- Not when its mixed with energon, though. It has a small chemical reaction, makes it taste really bitter. Wheeljack's classes can be really fun sometimes.

We also pranked Jazz, but he pranked us back.

Illusion- How?

Sunstreaker- Well, we took all his aux cables and hid them, but he somehow knew it was us, so he took all of my paints and my brother's tools from our room. Made me remember why we never prank him. He's special ops, he basically knows everything that happens on this ship.

We also learned our lesson with Blaster. I think those two work together. We payed Rewind and Eject to fill Blaster's chest with petroleum jelly while he recharged. Turns out, they took our money, reported back to Blaster, and he payed them double to cover our beds with the same petroleum jelly we gave them. That was a couple months ago, before Sides and I left on our mission.

Illusion- So you came back and your beds were sticky?

Sunstreaker- Petroleum jelly isnt sticky, its... You know the oil you have to use for your joints? To help them not hurt as much?

Illusion- Yeah.

Sunstreaker- Like that, but thicker.

Illusion- Oh. Ew. Is that evyone you re-mem-ber?

Sunstreaker- uhhhh... yeah, those are the ones we've pranked recently. Sides and I sometimes pull pranks on our own, so he might have done some that i don't know about.

Illusion- I don't care, as long as he left my cre-a-tors alone.

Sunstreaker- Nah, i think he targets the commanding officers more than anything.

Illision- Oh. Can we go to doc Rung now?

Sunstreaker- Yeah, of course! Do you want to walk, or should i carry you?

Illusion- Carry me please.

Sunstreaker- Up you go!

*end transmission*

[felidthing]

i was trying to use that age post to try an gauge how old an alter is but due to not being a literal child in the meat world shes kinda contradictory. the youngest on that post is 4 anyway where they can understand language but she cant. so idk. she has very limited speech but i dont think its linked to her age i think thats just a limitation she has but she also cant understand language most of the time either. so idk. anyways thats my late night tjoughts