#i hate that ship. so. fucking. much
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i go into the faith tag on tumblr dot com
I see 800000 johngary drawings
I lose years off my life
I leave the faith tag on tumblr dot com
#i hate that ship. so. fucking. much#GARY LITERALLY FUCKING DRUGS HIM??#AND STALKS HIM??#JESUS.#atp ship john with the random cop like its no worse.#faith the unholy trinity#like i get ppl seeing there being some obsessive behavior in a romantic way#but headcanoning an abuse dynamic =/= a SHIP#why i hate shipping w a fiery passion it robs ppl of their braincells
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oh my blood tastes like bile? oh nooo my humours are off youre gonna have to suck the melancholy out of me and get an acquired taste for it or something idk
(crossposting from bsky, also the first pic is def still a wip but im in no good position to attempt finishing it rn)
#i just got the game last month so sorry if my jokes n japes r stuff already said ://#i am late to the party#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bloodweave#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#i actually fucking hate astarion so much but who is the clown but me who draws and ships him anyway#leaf.art
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I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!
OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff
something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.
#deltarune#spamton#deltarune fanart#big shot spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#swatch deltarune#my art#art#shitpost#sillyposting#deltarune addisons#dont tag as ship#i dont think anyone would tag as ship cause thats kind of the biggest reach on planet earth Butt ok im making sure ok? ok thank you#Ok. real tags over im gonna yap my jaw off now#the sneo drawing had me weeping on my knees in tears i fucking hate drawing im gonna swallow 50 pounds of Hay in the Stabels like a Horse.#in RAGE. swear to frucking Gosh!!!!!!#Im Proud It but its also Not my Favorite... But it is. i dont know. I HATE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! Lie. I love drawing.#can you tell i dont know how to watermark#i dont know how to watermark i dont know how to tag#I dont know how to format a post#But i know one thing...#I am President of Gay America.#Can you believe those 2 swatch drawings were done a day apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#First I lol'd... and then I serioused. Thats what happened with me drawing in mspaint I Guess. does wonders For soceity#In 5 months... Im going To Hate all these and delete this entire post Or something likewise#I am a weak and fragile man. Make sure to Like and re-Blog to keep my Bones from collapsing in the winds of the storm. Much appreciated#By the way the bshot spamton with a red button up instead of a red suit is from a drawing i saw once but i do not remember it.#nor the original artist. ive never seen anyone else do it (Because i dont consume fandom content often) so like Credit to them for te inspo#Ok bye
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back on my 'zuko is aroace' agenda. if i have to see one more post arguing about shipping i am going to start biting people. he's actually a single dad and never marries thanks bye.
#obv you do you but i for one am TIRED of the discourse#i hate it!!! i hate it so much!!!!#i love being in fandom but sometimes it makes me *starts screaming*#i search up the character and it's just a tirade of angry posts arguing abt who loves XYZ more or they looked at each other so#there is NO DENYING they're madly in love#like you can ship anyone u want but babe... its so fucking deniable!!!!#so anyway aroace zuko truthers where are u#ch: zuko#hattie talks#form: txt#misc: fandom
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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I'm sorry but I absolutely fucking hate sheith (shiro x keith) like wtf NO...
Shiro knew keith since he was a CHILD, HE BASICALLY RAISED HIM, AND PEOPLE SHIP THEM??????
Keith literally called shiro his BROTHER, HE SEES SHIRO AS HIS BROTHER! CAN PEOPLE STOP BEING FUCKASS WEIRDOS AND STOP SHIPPING TWO PEOPLE WHO CANONICALLY AND VERY CLEARLY SEE EACH OTHER AS BROTHERS PLEASE???
All hate to sheith shippers I'm not even gonna sugar coat that, please stop writing and making art of them being "in love" idc if you think "oH bUT ThEir CheMistrY-" STFUUUUUUU STFU NO HELL NO
Anyway klance forever!!!
#sillyposting#voltron legendary defender#keith kogane#voltron shiro#takashi shirogane#vld shiro#shiro#i love keith#keith voltron#keith#keith vld#vld keith#i hate sheith so fucking much wtf is wrong with people#my opinion#don't get mad at me#i have to put down my phone every time i see sheith somewhere cuz i cannot look at it it's terrifying#sheith shippers scare me#LIKE I DON'T MIND WHAT PEOPLE SHIP AS LONG AS ITS NOT FUCKING WEIRD AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHEITH IS FUCKING WEIRD#okay guys#I'm sorry if i offended someone but i had to say this#klance is life#voltron klance#klance#rant post#rant#i'm a hater
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Le Chasseur et la Colombe
On the relationship between Juno Tauber and Rook Hunt…
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If there’s one thing Juno is best known for, it’s provoking people. And provoke he did. Not the hunter himself, no, but rather his queen.
It started in their freshman year. The first few times were just small comments that could commonly pass as faux pas;
“Your hair is sticking out a bit to the side, y’know~”
“A little heavy on the makeup today aren’t we, Schoenheit?”
It brought immense joy to Juno whenever he saw a crack of annoyance on the oh-so pretty mask of the housewarden.
Slowly, light jabs turned to insults and personal digs. It was only a matter of time that Rook had to step in before anyone got hurt. Rook, of course, readily defended his queen, and the hostility between the two would only grow from there.
Juno could never grasp Rook Hunt. Ever elusive, shrouding and hiding himself in shadows, there’s just never enough information on him. Not enough to comment on, nothing he can use to attack with, no weaknesses. And that damn smile that never seems to falter... It frustrates him.
Rook, le Chasseur d'amour, admirer of beauty, who sees grace in all things and who could sing unending praises for even the tiniest of being, finds himself at loss for words in the face of Juno, for there was none to be seen. Sure, Juno may be fair-faced, but what good is admiring an apple whose core is so inexplicably rotten?
While they do not outright attack each other when interacting, there’s always an uncomfortable tension in the air whenever they occupy the same room. Their passive aggressiveness thinly veiled in exchanged pleasantries and polite words.
If Juno ever decides to step out of line again however, the hunter wouldn’t hesitate to put the dove in his place.
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#rook’s voice: that fucking bird that i hate#NOT SHIP#there’s just so much contempt and tension that it translates to gay /j#also gave juno long nails bc. yeah.#i love parallels…#mysterious guys who write poetry but one praises while the other berates#twst#twisted wonderland#twst rook#rook hunt#twst vil#vil schoenheit#since he’s mentioned#juno tauber#twst oc#my art
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Solas and Mythal’s relationship is that perfect blend of fucked up and tragic I have been wanting from them for a decade. The mother and her child, the two lovers, a queen and a general, the dog and its master, the servant and the lord. Love it. I knew I sensed fuckery with the way solas talked about her despite ‘burning her off his face’. Then to see him shrinking up in front of her, how he groaned ‘mythal’ in dread and even began to hold the dagger out towards her to take bc he knows he’ll do anything for her if she asks. man needs therapy for his absolutely disastrous and problematic situationship thank you for letting me watch your traumas unfold like that king
#dragon age#if anything i wish they'd made it MORE fucked up!!!#it's honestly wild to me that they even left it as vaguely fucked up as they did considering how much they sanitized the game#also my love to hate her isn't even entirely from solas its bc i romance morrigan lol#in case the mythal defenders get on my case about calling her The Worst Best Person#it is The Abusive Mother in her that will keep her on the list#im a solavellan who is like WOO MYTHAL unhand him shebeast!!! but also go girl traumatize everyone you love#i know you're all sorts of fucked up as you became retribution. i wish we could have seen you as a proper goddess#because you're power hungry and unhinged with a need for vengeance despite the alleged motherly kindness#she has always been my favorite character to hate but also love she's so complicated#unfortunately her design is mid AF!!!!! in veilguard but she's so cool. i know you were supposed to be cool babe#i love that she's so unapologetic and bc of it you swing big hammers at her as a dwarf#'oh but she loves modern elves' ??? where??? the ones wearing her slave markings? crazy. love her though#personally i think modern elves and solas and morrigan and every dwarf that has ever existed#should hit her her with sticks until she moves on to a new host#prawn posts#tagging this as a ship would be a crime
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couch theory, we are really going through it rn
#im NEVER drawing in black and white again btw#i redrew this fucking screenshot THRICE#i didnt know buck could look any more miserable than he looks in that scene but here we are. at least he doesnt look like tommy anymore#(the bar is lower than bts' expectations of an endgame ship)#i blame my two months of art block. the fact that im drawing again is a miracle of its own. im not going to diss this too hard.#i still hate it but i love them so WHATEVER !!!!!#im rotating 8x06 in my head too much im going to go insane#911 abc#911 spoilers#911#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ceesar(t)
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Say I haven't lost it all
#rain world#rw#rw off string AU#rain world AU#rain world no significant harassment#rain world five pebbles#rw ragequit#sigpebbles#<- ? well not necessarily but#rw shipping#shipping#theu are soooo fun to mess around. i cant i feel INSANE you dont understand#they can be sillay. they can argue(lightheartedly). they can fucking fight. they can not always express fully that they care for each other#they can be dating but not really#they can be SO FUCKING divorce#they can love they can HATE#They can-#like ????? can you see it???#okay i know im definitely stretching this and that im pouring headcanons. but im having fun. so shrug#In my head they can have so so much#I rotate them in mt mind like in a microwave for so long that they melt and stick to the walls#i can't get them odf#pmpwbrrs
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Seeing Silco and Vander together in the AU lowkey feels like watching your based nonbinary best friend get back with their shitty ex boyfriend who misgenders them. Girl he's a centrist and he tried to drown you stfu about "forgiveness"
#tumblr is aware of the “afab nonbinary starts dating a straight man and goes back to she/her pronouns to appease him” phenomena yes?#like oh you used to be an awesome revolutionary and in this au you've stamped out everything radical about yourself to get back w this man#like I LOVE zaundads conceptually its such a brilliant interesting dynamic and it is cool that they get their lil family#but it also I feel just shows how much the writers fucking hate silco lol. if he wants a relationship w his daughter he has to give up on#revolution and forgive his fuckass murder centrist ex. okayyyy stop. silco needs better standards for himself#esp with the knowledge that vander had been the only person who really respected silco. like i know its hard to believe but you can in fact#do better. you don't have to forgive domestic violence man. there are people out there who will respect and support you and your revolution#and not try to kill you. people have mistreated you but it isnt your fault and you deserve a based non-murderous bf#arcane#silco#silco arcane#arcane critical#? i guess#i dont know if i want to ship tag. i need you all to know that i do like the ship i just wish the writers werent cringe so they couldve been#back together because VANDER realised that he was cringe and wrong and not bc silco gave up on his ideals#errgg fuck it#zaundads
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#the animosity between these two is so palpable it’s suffocating. of course i think they should make out sloppy style#listen i love jack x ianto as much as the next TW girlie. can’t get enough of jack x john’s relationship dynamic either#and i think jack x john x ianto is a god-tier ship (and a personal favorite) and is CRIMINALLY underrated and overlooked#but there is also something about john x ianto specifically#the POSSIBILITIES#they’re haters they’re lovers they’re enemies they’re allies#they’re the jealous type they love (and hate) the same man they desperately need some serious counseling and will never EVER get it#they got paraphilias out the wazoo they are far too emotionally unhealthy to be in a proper D/s#they’re at each other’s throats and they’re down each other’s throats#they set each other on fire and now they can’t get enough of the flames#they will never fully be honest and vulnerable with themselves or each other (except for that flicker of a moment when they are)#the reasons they hate each other become the reasons that they don’t#they are having the fuck nastiest hate sex as we speak#it’s so delicious. i am fascinated by them#i have so many thoughts about them if i genuinely wasn’t shit at putting a story together i would be bombing their AO3 tag w fics#spreading the johnto agenda fo today#torchwood#johnto#john hart#ianto jones#john x ianto#my edit
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When I open the comment section on a jily post and all of it is hating on jegulus 😞
They’re the ones that complain about jegulus taking over and there not being enough jily content, but when there is all they comment is “finally not jegulus” “keep up the jegulus hate” like maybe you should sit down and think about the fact that, everyone commenting hate about jegulus on a post about jily, is one of the reasons there’s not that much content about them anymore.
Like why are you thinking about jegulus more then actual jegulus stans??? I like both and I was like awww cute jily!! because I don’t spend enough time thinking about what i don’t like to hate it.
So yk maybe you’re the problem
#it’s just#sigh 😞#I will never understand why people talk about stuff they hate so much#like i don’t care that you don’t like this character or this music artist#that doesnt tell me anything about you#other then the fact that you’re a whiny bastard#why can’t we just talk about jily without jegulus being brought into it at all#i love jily and jegulus#i could not care less what you ship#so stop bringing other ships up (even if it’s to hate on it) in comments on a video about a different ship#for fucks sake#😞😞😞#marauders#marauders era#fanfic#fanfiction#jily#jegulus#james potter#lily evens#regulus black#lily evans#starchaser#flowerpott#sunseeker#sunflower
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scar and jimmy are going to team up in the next life series AND THATBLUE HAIRED CUNT ISNT GOING TO SAY A GOD DAMN WORD
#scar and jimmy is one of the genuinely sweetest ships in the whole fandom btw#get on my level they are perfect#ilove you solidaritimes no one could make me hate you#he’s your fucking deputy HUH????#he defends and supports you like no one ever has and he challenges you to love yourself huh?????#you builds you a beautiful train and western town and he’s DEVOTED TO YOU#HES YOUR DEPUTY!!!!!#AND YOU’RE HIS GOD DAMN FUCKING SHERIFF#AND IN LOVE#AND YOU LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH#and one of those many nights you’re in bed together#holding him#for the first time you say it out loud#I love you#and he says it back without a second of hesitation#because he already knew#even if you didn’t yet. even if you were afraid he didn’t feel the same#but he does#and you had nothing to worry about
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the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?
#they are ALSO both ''just when you think you've hit rock bottom you want to fuck a blonde guy''#(yes ik mithrun's hair is technically silver but it's blonde enough)#eliot posts#dunme#ships#dungeon meshi#dm spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#labru#kabumisu#i love both so i feel like i'm winning either way. multi track drifting!#i think i like kabumisu slightly more bc i am an acts of service enjoyer at heart#but both are good#the only ship that i'm that gung ho about is farcllle (but also i'd never get into a shipping war over it bc im not fucking 12 years old)#why is there so much shipping war in this fandom??? it's so fucking bonkers. is it fucking 2014???#what makes it more annoying is that this series is so light on romance and focuses on platonic relationships#how did this series attract so many rabid shippers???#this post has been up for 2 hours and someone was already posting bad take reductive ship hate in the replies#get blocked <3 you are a deeply obnoxious human being god bless your heart
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I love jimmy. I really do.
He's an amazing horrible disgusting character and I love him. He has a deeply flawed psyche and a weird inferiority complex that feeds into another hero complex. So utterly consumed by guilt caused by him and no one else. So bad to the point he convinces himself, TRULY, convinces himself that this is curly's fault. That everything up to this point is both his and curly's fault. Almost like he wants to become him so badly, be everything he represented, become apart of him (the cannibalism). But yet is repulsed and envious.
He takes advantage of Anya because he thinks he "deserves" this. That he is owed. Even in death she is exploited by him, her comforting words used to justify the horrors he put himself and others through.
And funnily enough when he blames/shits on curly...he's somewhat correct. I can only assume curly has known jimmy was a POS for a while, the way he isnt infuriated at jimmy when Anya confided in him-the captain- and all he says is something along the lines of "I know him, he'll take responsibility"
Curly could have stopped pitying him, throwing him a bone, and this might have never happened, but to some extent, he was compliant. Liked, well, I loved jimmy too much, too much to cut the bullshit bc just like jimmy, he didn't want to take responsibility.
So they send others to do it and suffer for them.
#ironically enough i think curly's ending is fitting#he is forced to do nothing but sit back and take in what he failed to take responsibility for#everyone on the ship fails to take responsibility to some extent#but those two fuck up big time#esp jimmy#mouthwashing#i ship them in a “i love you so much i wanna become you consume you hate you” way#very “Brutus” and “Closer” type relationship if i had to make a Playlist#i know they hate fuck nasty and cried about it later and acted like nothing was wrong 2 days after#i like this game a lot surprised there isnt more fics of it#also sone of what i wrote here isnt exactly canon but speculated by me
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