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existentialgaybirdnerd · 6 months ago
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Soap and Gaz: *Ribbing Ghost about some of his habits such as picking apart pre-made sandwiches to rearrange them or when he hears something unexpected and goes so completely still you'd think he's a statue*
Ghost: "At least I didn't have a werewolf phase"
Soap: *Genuinely scared for his life cause he was 13 when that happened so how THE FUCK did Ghost know that?* "WHAT?"
Gaz, also had a werewolf phase at 13: *stunned and doesn't know how to talk*
Price: *so only Ghost will hear* "at least I'm not dancing around my feelings with my subordinate"
Ghost, ready to murder: "I will end you and your ability to speak Russian"
Price: *backs away*
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ciderjacks · 7 months ago
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infantilization
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bucksdaffy · 7 months ago
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oh, how i LOVE that tim decided to include tommy in the last two episodes, even though they are not really buck-focused. if this doesn't prove to you how serious he actually is about tommy being a long-term LI for buck, i don't know what will.
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frozenjokes · 2 months ago
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scar and jimmy are going to team up in the next life series AND THATBLUE HAIRED CUNT ISNT GOING TO SAY A GOD DAMN WORD
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starlightshadowsworld · 24 days ago
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Chuuatsu
Chuuya presses the bell at the Agencies dorm building. Dazai, wearing a dressing gown opens it.
Dazai: I’m sorry this building has a height requirement. Come back when you reach it.
He tries to shut the door but Chuuya catches it by putting his foot in the way.
Chuuya: Believe me I won’t be here any longer than I have to be. I’m just waiting for Atsushi.
He grins.
Chuuya: For our date.
Dazai, narrows his eyes: And where are you taking our Atsushi?
Chuuya: Not that it’s any of your business but we’re going to dinner.
Dazai: You better be paying for it if it’s one of your favourite disgustingly extravagant spots.
Chuuya: Obviously. I’m not you.
Dazai, ignores that: And then?
Chuuya: Then I’m going to take him on a night time ride through the city on my bike.
Dazai: Atsushi hates bikes.
Chuuya: Nice try.
Atsushi, comes into view with a big smile: Chuyya, hey.
Chuuya, smiles and tips his hat to him: Atsushi.
Dazai rolls his eyes before smiling at Atsushi.
Dazai: Just say the word and I’ll have the slug escorted off the premises, permanently.
Chuuya, snorts: I’d love to see you try.
Atsushi, rolls his eyes: I won’t. Why don’t you go bother Kunikida or something?
Dazai: What an excellent idea.
Chuuya takes Atsushi’s hand and helps him on his bike.
Dazai: You better have him back for 11!
Atsushi: Dazai!
Dazai: You’re right, make it 9!
Atsushi: Good night Dazai!
Dazai: Night! And don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Wait…hmm. Don’t do anything Kunikida wouldn’t do!
Kunikida: Dazai leave them alone! Have a good night Atsushi! Be safe! You know where the spare key is right?!
Atsushi: I do! And I have mine!
He hides his face in Chuuya’s shirt as the other chuckles.
Atsushi: Drive.
Chuuya: As you wish.
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somnas-writes · 9 months ago
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Thinking about the tragedy that is Ciel and Sebastian’s relationship.
They have a twisted power dynamic. Sebastian’s stronger and is inevitably going to eat Ciels soul. Ciel has the power of the contract and is going to die in the end.
Sebastian is raising someone who refuses to be a child, raising him like cattle for the cultivation. Ciel know this, knows it well but he acts regardless, doesn’t let it deter him.
We, the readers, can tell that they have begun caring for each other. Against their better judgment, they care now. They worry when they get hurt, when things go wrong. But in the end, none of that’s going to matter.
Ciel is going to die at Sebastian’s hands. That’s as clear as day, a fact of life now. They both know.
Will Sebastian feel regret or will it just be another meal. Is Ciel going to be afraid or will it just be another night for him. What will they feel when the end is near?
A Tragedy is an story that is based on human suffering that culminates in catharsis.
Theyre going to be a tragedy.
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ninyard · 4 months ago
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Jeremy’s deep dark past is that he plagiarized an essay in high school
Jeremy’s deepest darkest secret is that he shoplifted once as a twelve year old and still wakes up in a cold sweat thinking about it
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half-oz-eddie · 1 year ago
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“I’m not clingy,” Billy begins to explain as he lifts Steve’s arm and rolls into him “I just sleep better when I’m near you.”
“Okay, that’s fine, babe.”
“I feel more comfortable in your arms.”
“Fair enough.”
“Makes me feel warm. And safe. It’s not because I only want attention or something.”
“Totally, I get it.” Steve clutches Billy tight. “I sleep better when you’re in my arms.”
“You’re clingy, though.”
“A little. But I feel safe like this too.”
“Cool. We’re both safe, now.”
Steve smiles. “Yeah. We are.”
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worstwolverinesbf · 27 days ago
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wade falls hard and fast
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izvmimi · 1 year ago
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man if you could remove someone from an anime for a petty reason, who would it be?
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kurthummeldeservesbetter · 29 days ago
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Sky deserved better
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browniesarethebest · 10 months ago
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Summary of How I Write Hal and Barry
Hal: *opens his mouth* Barry: *elbows him*
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13eyond13 · 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas to Light Yagami SPECIFICALLY for looking extremely good in knitwear
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sunlightmurdock · 10 months ago
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lewis looks so older boyfriend in that picture
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Sometimes I think that you guys come into my inbox to get me all riled up and y’know what, I love it
YES OLDER BOYFRIEND BOB STROLLING AROUND THE HOUSE IN HIS NON-MILITARY ISSUE GLASSES AND HIS COMFY SWEATPANTS AND SOCKS, LETTING YOU NESTLE YOURSELF UNDER HIS ARM WHILE HE LOOKS OUT ABSENTLY AT HIS GARDEN AND COMPLAINS THAT BUGS KEEP GETTING AT HIS PLANTS LIKE HE DIDNT JUST ABSOLUTELY BLOW YOUR BACK OUT AN HOUR EARLIER
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jatp-scrapbook · 1 year ago
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ray & some of his various kids
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