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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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hot ones with lemons instead: wow, that one was sour too!

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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wtfffff

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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

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new favorite tumblr ad

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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.

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i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget

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Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

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You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻