#i hate medical shows

[meowmeowsaul]

im starting to think house md fans are just lying about stuff that happens in that show because no way that doctor is just that horrible. but also the least believable thing to me is that house and wilson don't become a couple.

[bunnieswithknives]

AU based off Nature except I kept thinking about it too hard. Dales not a good dad, but its such an easy problem for him to throw money at, and what do you do when a part is damaged? Well, you replace it.

Basically an AU where Dev gets to experience medical trauma and realizes much sooner how much his dad doesn't love him

[hilsonamore]

we, as a society, do not talk about the “if you are gonna say that you’ve always been secretly gay for me… everyone just kind of assumed” scene enough

[vaxxman]

whats so fun about the vaccinator (vacc slander)?

You come to my blog and disrespect me like that.

Have some vaccinator propaganda.

Some textless panels that I enjoyed drawing and rambling about the vaccinator medigun under the cut.

Surprise, it's only medic.

I am not saying the vaccinator is not absolutely broken, I 100% feel dirty using it against a badly coordinated team, hence I wouldn't mind if it received a nerf in the future.

A lot of people analyse the vaccinator as only useful against a badly coordinated enemy team, but I think it's much better as a weapon for when your own team sucks ass has bad synergy, since any form of uber is pretty much wasted on everyone (if you can even build enough charge). To compensate for everyone's mistakes, just make sure they stay alive long enough to capture points and push the cart. Everyone will automatically stay with you, and soon you'll have a nice meat shield of 4 people swarming around you. You know it's working, when there's suddenly 3 demoknights and a spy after you.

I love micromanaging my resistance bubbles, and I love micromanaging my team without them noticing that I'm doing it. Pressing the R-button to rotate through resistances feels like such a much more engaging contribution to the battles your patients are fighting.

Vaccinator is busted, but absolutely not boring.

And to close this rambling, here's my fav video about the vaccinator:

[toastandersmith]

update: ✨️now available as stickers!✨️

[atomicradiogirl]

top 10 hilson moments

[papertowness]

wilson you are so strange baby

[thatludicrousdisplay]

congratulation to dr gregory house, who will have caught up with clinic duty in exactly 30 years!!

[skellowmare]

a bitch (affectionate<3)

[head-shoulders-toeknee]

I'm stuck at home recovering from surgery and the House brainrot is hitting me So Fucking Hard.

It's like I've regressed to my 13yo self again, I'm consuming SO many House fanfics on AO3.

I finished the entirety of the show a few weeks ago and instantly circled back to season 1. No break, nothing, just immediately started over.

And I'm extremely feral for House. Seriously. It's not healthy, this. How will I ever recover.

[ravelqueen]

House is a really funny rewatch because on the one hand there are some hair raising comments/ dynamics re lgbtq and feminism on display but then on the other hand you have House call out Cameron in 2005 on her being white skinny and privileged and therfore the one who gets to not only define "normal" but also violently enforce those arbitrary rules in order to sort society

[starlightseraph]

ok the number of people skeptical about if my “house md was insane” post is real is concerning and as it is my mission to spread the brainrot hatecrimes md gospel, please watch some or all of the attached videos.

it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you’ll ever experience.

this is a great post about the dichotomy in house.

[hilsonamore]

okay but like, can we talk about how silly Bonnie (wilson’s second ex wife) is? Like yes please bbg talk to me about how amazing your ex husband was in bed while doing a shitty job selling me an apartment i don’t actually want and accusing me of breaking up your marriage because my presence in your hubby’s life was more permanent and constant than yours while also talking to me about the dog you got and named after me because he’s a literal menace to society and you hate him so much. I mean, Queen!?! She spilled all the facts and we love her for that. Kudos to Bonnie

[sugaredoleander]

i say this with love. house fanfic writers, if you ever want me to beta something for medical accuracy, i'll fucking do it no questions asked

[toastandersmith]

do not lose a bet with House on halloween

[atomicradiogirl]

i can hear this gif