#medical malpractice show

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

The look of a man watching his boybestfriend getting dicked down

[toastandersmith]

update: ✨️now available as stickers!✨️

[wilson-made-house-his-home]

i fucking hate this show WHY is there 70s porn music in the background if they're not gonna fuck or even admit that they're toxically gay for each other. god fuck i wanna smash their faces together

[aussietransgoth]

I believe in Wilson-in-his-McGill-Sweater supremacy

LOOK AT HIM IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH-

[therulerofallpotatos]

Sat my friend down to watch the House pilot and I remarked how young Wilson looked compared to later seasons and he just said "once a twink always a twink"

Anyways I'm in love with James Wilson and my friend gets it.

[z3ahna]

I love House MD but I always dread an episode where there’s a little girl bc for some reason they always have them talk about sex for some reason? Has anyone else noticed this? It’s literally every time and it’s weird as fuck

[dr-reids-fidget-toy]

I’m so angry. I am full of rage

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they changed the house intro in season 7

They changed the Jesse Spencer frame and the beginning part and the Olivia Wilde frame and the house walking with his original team shot and possibly some of the transitions from different actor names

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THEY HAVE NOT CHANGED IT. FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE SHOW. SINCE EPISODE 2. THEY ONLY CHANGED IT THEN BC THE PILOT INTRO WAS SHIT.

THEY HAVE NOT CHANGED IT WHEN THEY GOT AN ENTIRELY NEW TEAM. THEY DIDNT EVEN CHANGE THE HOUSE WALKING WITH HIS ORIGINAL TEAM SHOT. FROM SEASON ONE. I AM SHAKING

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

obsessed with this genre of images

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

yeah you sure are man

[toastandersmith]

princess of the princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital diagnostics department

👑 sticker 👑

[wilson-made-house-his-home]

big stupid puppy-dog-eyes-Wilson lying to the cop about his addicted boytoy faking his signatures, then YELLING AT HIM AND BLAMING HIM FOR MAKING HIM LIE is so fucking Hilson. their love is manipulative and degrading and so extemely unhealthy but god fuck if i don't feed off that shit like an alley-cat in a rats nest

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

The lead up to this scene earlier in the episode is so important though.

*Picture of naked Chase posted to his Facebook* Foreman: “Do you have any idea who did this?” Chase: “I don’t even know where the original picture is from.” Taub: “The bathroom of the Carlton hotel.” *pregnant whore-pause. Game respects game.* “Towel. The logo’s reversed. Shot must have been taken in the mirror.” *tension breaks. Taub can’t be THAT whoreish (reader, yes he can)*

Foreman: “We were there for Wells’s wedding.”

Masters, like a poor dumb moron who is so dumb: “that must narrow it down.” Foreman, jealously: “He slept with three separate women that night.” Masters, like she just put two completely blasé facts together: “oh, so you’re a whore.” babygirl Masters, Chase is not A whore Chase is THE whore. He is the snake in the garden. He is Adam. He is Eve. He is the apple of knowledge. Hes a lush fuck-garden. He’s been inside of every living person since the dawn of man, physically and metaphorically. He is whore incarnate. He is the living manifestation of every sexual thought or feeling you’ve ever had. His only rival is Taub and they might actually just be the same being presenting in two bodies, whoreishly connected as one.

so when Masters says “so you’re a dumb whore,” the emphasis is on “dumb.” We know Chase is a whore. We’ve always known Chase is a whore. Masters is the last person in the world to learn that Chase is a whore. But now she understands that Chase is not only collective whoredom unified, but that he’s an absolute fucking dumbass as well. Which he is. And we all love him for it. Sure he knows what cancer looks like, but take his gaze away from House for two seconds and this man is lusting after anything with a pulse and most inanimate objects. His head is as empty as the love of his father.

this scene isn’t funny. This scene is FUNNY.

[aussietransgoth]

I want to make House and Wilson kiss by pressing them together like Barbies

[unluckyskulker]

was hilson petplay catboy wilson something

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

Chase: to diagnose the patient we have to almost kill the patient

Masters: I don’t want to kill the patient!!

Chase: I said “almost”

Masters: ugh. Fine.

*patient very nearly becomes dead*

Chase:

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

House: I don’t care if I live or die

Chase: uh oh dads gonna be mad

Cameron: oh god oh no Greg please no you’re going to get hurt oh god

foreman: good

Came across this ✨gem✨ by accident and thought some of y'all might get a kick out of it