sugaredoleander
sugaredoleander
lavender menace
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resident gargoyle, lesbian troublemaker, he/her
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sugaredoleander · 2 days ago
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every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again
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sugaredoleander · 4 days ago
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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
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sugaredoleander · 5 days ago
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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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sugaredoleander · 5 days ago
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i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying
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sugaredoleander · 6 days ago
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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.
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sugaredoleander · 7 days ago
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"trans people deserve love respect and dignity" - sweet nothing, pablum, easy to co-opt into nonperformative statements, it's giving Labour Party
"Public Official X's specific decision to Y is completely unevidenced and is harming trans people. Public Official X should resign or face consequences." - unco-optable, focused on justice, deliciously angry
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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last night was a heavy-handed allegory for the crucifixion
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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Because someone is on the ball, Turner Classic is playing (among other WWII films) The Great Dictator today.
If you haven't seen it, please do. It was produced by Charlie Chaplin in the late 1930s, when it became clear that the war was going to happen, and came out in 1940 after it had started. Essentially, Chaplin realized that his famous mustache was about to be usurped forever by a fascist, and that fascist was going to kill a lot more people in the future than he had already.
It's a parody, made before the worst horrors of the Nazi regime were known to the general public, so there is discomfort here (if you've seen Disney's Der Fuhrer's Face, you'll get the idea), but the movie ends with Chaplin essentially saying "fuck it, no one else seems to be speaking out about this and I'm going to use my platform to do that."
For context, this character is a Jew who has been mistaken for the dictator (for obvious mustache-related reasons), and has been sent onstage at a rally to give a speech. Instead of trying to impersonate Hitler, he says what he really thinks. And keep in mind, Chaplin was coming out of semi-retirement for this. It was the first time most people had ever heard him speak, and this is what he said:
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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- Timothy Snyder. The first and perhaps most important lesson from On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons for the Twentieth Century (2017)
Snyder's new book, On Freedom, was published in 2024.
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.
"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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sugaredoleander · 8 days ago
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who else up learning things the hard way
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sugaredoleander · 10 days ago
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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.
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sugaredoleander · 10 days ago
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Google search how to reset the body's score counter. Google average score kept by body. Body score counting rigged site:reddit.com
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sugaredoleander · 14 days ago
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me in the. me in. the. uhm.
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sugaredoleander · 15 days ago
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Maybe this therapy shit is working
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