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3- Stripper Johnny i GUESS
THAAAANK you alyssa, i'm hoping to finish this one in the next month or so because it's really such a slam dunk- daniel's cousin thinks he's being an incredible hastag ally by hiring a male stripper for daniel's bachelor party night, but of course the stripper ends up being johnny lawrence.
This ‘exotic dancer’ gig is not a forever job, Johnny knows that much.
Not that Johnny was thinking about his potential life-long career path when he joylessly flipped through the classifieds after getting all but a boot in the ass out the door from his last place of employment. He still feels like he got the raw end of that deal; after all, he managed to haul the golf cart out of that water hazard, right?
At any rate, this dancing gig is a good way for Johnny to get from point A, to point B… whatever point B ends up being. He might not have even considered it, his thumb and index fingers already trapping the thin powdery corner of newspaper in preparation to flip through to the ads for junker cars and free kittens, but.
He could remember overhearing a conversation between a tableful of women while he pushed a wheelbarrow piled high with rolls of sod past the golf course’s outdoor patio. Johnny had slowed a little when he felt their attention alight on him over their martinis, and he’s only a man! So sue him if he wanted to enjoy the sensation of their eyes taking in the damp cut of his abs while he wiped the sweat out of his eyes.
While he’d lingered there, frowning vaguely at the dirt-sweat streaks on the hem of his shirt and trying not to look too intentionally clenched, he hears the middle of their conversation drift over to him. Their voices are low but in the conspiratorial way of ‘you won’t believe this–’ rather than an attempt at concealing information from Johnny.
It never stopped being numbly surprising, the sensation of being little more than wallpaper (albeit devilishly handsome wallpaper) among the sort of people who had previously counted him as ‘one of us’.
#anwers#literatigeek#jesse writes fic#i guess this... technically counts as#cobra kai#lawrusso#the 'these two morons should have fucked in 85 and saved themselves so much trouble' cinematic universe
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just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO
edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable
#james somerton#google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way#which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts#or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality#bigger gibbers
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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GUYS IM CRYING @/Cestrigolol ON TWITTER BOUND PART OF MY FIC AND IT LOOKS SO AMAZING??? this is actually making me so emotional rn like😭😭look at it….the stuff i wrote looks like a book…and the extra little design elements like the silhouette of hogwarts, the unique font for the beginning of each chapter, my art on the front AND the back…ITS SO BEAUTIFUL GAHHH😭 ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS🤸♀️🤸♀️💖💖💖💖 THESE ARE JUST PICS SHE SENT ME BTW I DONT OWN THIS BUT I WANT TO!!!
#EVERYDAY ILL REGRET NOT PUTTING MORE THOUGHT INTO MY USERNAME FOR THIS FANDOM...CHOCCYMILKY WILL HAUNT ME#ESP WHEN I SEE IT ON THIS LEGIT LOOKING BOOK BINDING LMAOO💀#ill just be staring at this for the next 16 hours im so floored that ppl take the time to bind fics bc im too lazy to even bind my own#i suck at this technical graphic kinda stuff and id 1000% need to commission it/pay someone to do it if i ever got it done#i guess bc i find it such a pain to do THATS WHY IM EVEN MORE TOUCHED WHEN I SEE OTHER PPL DO IT!!#BC THEY WANT TO!!#MY FIC IS ON SOMEONES SHELF NOW AND IT LOOKS SO PRETTYYYY😭#she said this is just the first 'volume' so i guess shes gonna do my entire chonker of a fic in volumes and if she does I CANT WAITTT😭#that also makes me curious what the final page count is gonna be at whatever font/font size this is LOL#choccyfanart#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#😭😭😭😭😭😭
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THE DOCTOR + last words
#dwedit#doctor who#first doctor#second doctor#third doctor#fourth doctor#fifth doctor#sixth doctor#seventh doctor#eighth doctor#war doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#*#counting both of fourteen's last scenes bc there was technically a regeneration in between them. i guess.
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They were just at the mall
#uhhhhh#entirley self indulgent drawing idk#star wars#star wars rebels#the mandalorian#din djarin#din grogu#luke skywalker#ezra bridger#skybridjarin#technically#though I guess you could also just count this as them hanging out#up to you guys#star wars fanart#star wars fandom#me when I lie about not posting so I can do work and draw this instead#someone force me to render my boat pipes I really don’t want to
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Another favorite fairy, this time my number one fav!! I had a W.I.T.C.H. obsession as a kid (books/comics only, I could never get past how meh the tv show style was in comparison so I never watched it ^^;;) and Will was always my fav girl! Taranee was a close second though ♡
#i guess they’re not technically fairies? but they have the wings so it counts lol#w.i.t.c.h.#will vandom#my art#art#artists on tumblr
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"that isn't how terastilizing works" look do you want this silly joke or not
i was going to have him say his tera type but i couldn't decide on which one would be the flashiest/fanciest and bother him the most. fairy? psychic? dragon? like being the first human to terastilize wouldn't get him enough unwanted attention as it is.
(clearly kabu has to hide him at his house from the reporters and watch over him and help him get a cure and and and)
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#pokemon#pokemon masters ex#larry#kabu#i guess this isn't TECHNICALLY kablarry but it's always on my mind and was done in that spirit#pokemon swsh#pokemon sv#pokemon sv spoilers#maybe?? i don't know if this counts#z art#z comic#i love the blurriness between humans and pokemon it's so interesting to me#what would his tera jewel look like...#i haven't played the sv dlc and my memory of the sv lore is shaky#just roll with it okay
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love how Solar Opposites started out as a sitcom about two aliens who can't stand each other, stuck with their teenage clones (whom they also can't stand) & a toddler antichrist (whom they view as a sort of self-sufficient free-roaming hamster?) on a stupid planet they can't stand
and 4 seasons later it's a sitcom about a family of genderqueer aliens, headed by a gay couple in a happy & horny open marriage (with a graphic off-screen sex life, despite their canonical lack of genitalia?) teaching themselves to be okay parents to their 3 kids (whose Sci-Fi Antics now slightly-less-frequently revolve around wreaking havoc on human bystanders, and slightly-more-frequently revolve around alien-clone-sibling-bonding*), to the point that the central plot point becomes "We need to provide our toddler antichrist with a stable home environment."
(also the grumpy alien husband is too busy ingratiating his family with their suburban neighbors to even remember whom or what he dislikes. what is this show)
#*there is still SIGNIFICANT wreaking-havoc-on-human-bystanders. there is still a major Body Count. it's just not the Thematic Focus ok#solar opposites#solar opposites spoilers#i guess?#i'm in the middle of season 4 if u put spoilers in the notes i will HUNT you#ANYway#and then there's the whole B Plot#which is just a casually emotionally-gripping angst-ridden character-driven action-apocalyptic dramatic tragedy#just this masterpiece of emotional turmoil and sci-fi horror that technically is a C Plot to canon#a C Plot at BEST#love this show. try to think about it as little as possible. migraine-inducing#love all these characters. want to snap their necks like a game of musical chairs
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an unexpected but in hindsight predictable obstacle to drawing transformers in clothes: I'm bad at drawing the way cloth falls
#every time I try I use a different short-cutting technique#not sure if they're actually working#maccadam#my art#wavewave#I guess it's not technically wavewave but everything I draw that features them in the same frame counts as wavewave#transformers#soundwave#tf soundwave#shockwave#tf shockwave#transformers shockwave#transformers soundwave
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they are a polycule. to me
#mira isnt dating anyone but its important that shes there#loop technically also isnt 'dating' anyone. theyve got something much weirder going on. (spoilers its selfcest)#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#sin arts#I GUESS?? silly lil shitpost but i did draw it so it counts.#sillymode
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for your consideration
BDHSJSJDJD THE SHAKY THUMBS UP IM,
#asks#farcille#always love the way you draw falins signature smile like this thank you#i guess this is what i mean about topping being subjective bc this doesnt technically count for me but i know it would for others#like regardless i LOVE this. falin being all glowy and happy while marcille is shambling like a skeleton. this is real and true#but it feels like 90% of it wouldve been falin grabbing marcille's ass and fucking herself while going wild on the praise kink in her ear#not to mention if the dick is homegrown she wouldve needed mad fantasy viagra to keep up with miss 5/5 stamina stat over here
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[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.
Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾
#pathologic#pathologic 2#herb brides#my beautiful girls. Tendril and Thorn.#if a ginger child can be called Catnip/Oregano so can they but better#some of yous might know them already but. here now... <3#Shörmös pink flowers Yyrghene florets & facepaint as ordered#they're... as married as Herb Brides can be to a woman other than the Earth. Herb Wives if you will#the incidence of lesbian and bi women in the herb brides rank is multiple times the national average#why are you as a woman married to the earth (a woman)🤨#it's very simple. mind your business & don't question them ever.#my ocs#technically they are... i guess every herb bride i've ever drawn counts as an OC but#these two got names...#oc:shörmös#oc:yyrghene#yaaayy#my art
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"All you need to create your own world is a creative mind."
A simple role-swap AU.
It started as "hahah, what if Test Tube and Cobs switched roles" but ended up evolving into something more.
I haven't decided on all the roles yet, but I have some ideas in mind.
Everything shown here is subject to change.
#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#ii#iii#ii fan#inanimate insanity fan#ii test tube#inanimate insanity test tube#ii bot#inanimate insanity bot#osc#ii edit#ii spoilers#I guess?#screenshot edit#ii au#inanimate insanity au#fan ii#test tube ii#bot ii#wouldn't this technically count as a evil test tube au?#iicm#ii cm#<-the au tags
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"Once a lowly jelly worm with aspirations beyond anyone's belief, with a bit of magic (and perhaps convincing) it turned into something even stronger... finally, after rigorous training and a bit of dough, it has now achieved its dream and become a - dragon? That's a dragon, right? Whatever he is now, Jelly Dragon(?) Cookie is sure happy to finally have a chance to stick it to the cookies who once laughed at him!" - im being weird on my first crk post kasjhf look i love jelly wormy and i think he deserves to be a dragon... what if he went on a quest and cried so hard at one of the actual dragons that they made him one (air quotes). it was perhaps out of pity but more likely morbid curiosity to see what would happen if a jelly worm of all things got a little taste of power. like giving admin commands to a child on roblox
#crk#cookie run kingdom#jelly wormy#jelly wyrm#jelly dragon cookie#not an oc i guess since hes still technically a canon#BUT#cookie run oc#crk oc#<-for visibility sake#pitaya dragon cookie#wizard cookie#counting down how long it will be until all of my crk related posts are just pitaya lmao#cjj arts#not transformers#<- use this tag if you dont want to see any crk stuff i make lol#au#taking the gamble posting this so late my time... might reblog tomorrow morning#cookie run au#crk au
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"so what did you do this summer?"
i. uh. I recreated the ending cutscene of half life alyx as a visual novel in ren'py ....
it was a really cool project through! I learned a lot and am really proud of the result! I even made the G-Man sprites in S2FM (by playing his in-game animations frame by frame and rendering some stills I liked haha)
here's some screeshots!
#half life#half life alyx#spoilers#idk. just in case lol#gman#renpy#artemis rambles#when i showed the finished thing to my friend she said i should release it publically. idk tho im too scared :')#maybe ill do it though if there is any interest in it and after doing some more polishing and stuff#i even put in the voicelines for the dialogue and videos as backgrounds and flavor text and small dialogue options!!#they dont really change the course of the game but they are still fun#i even added the post credits scene! and i put in background music and i made the main menu look like the half life 2 main menu#the menu even has the half life sfx!!!!!!#as i said it was super fun... technically it counts as a fan game right? i guess i made a half life alyx fan game lol
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