#i guess this... technically counts as

[sgtjamesrogers]

I don’t even go here but I’m not gonna see this title and not ask?

3- Stripper Johnny i GUESS

THAAAANK you alyssa, i'm hoping to finish this one in the next month or so because it's really such a slam dunk- daniel's cousin thinks he's being an incredible hastag ally by hiring a male stripper for daniel's bachelor party night, but of course the stripper ends up being johnny lawrence.

This ‘exotic dancer’ gig is not a forever job, Johnny knows that much. 

Not that Johnny was thinking about his potential life-long career path when he joylessly flipped through the classifieds after getting all but a boot in the ass out the door from his last place of employment. He still feels like he got the raw end of that deal; after all, he managed to haul the golf cart out of that water hazard, right? 

At any rate, this dancing gig is a good way for Johnny to get from point A, to point B… whatever point B ends up being. He might not have even considered it, his thumb and index fingers already trapping the thin powdery corner of newspaper in preparation to flip through to the ads for junker cars and free kittens, but.

He could remember overhearing a conversation between a tableful of women while he pushed a wheelbarrow piled high with rolls of sod past the golf course’s outdoor patio. Johnny had slowed a little when he felt their attention alight on him over their martinis, and he’s only a man! So sue him if he wanted to enjoy the sensation of their eyes taking in the damp cut of his abs while he wiped the sweat out of his eyes. 

While he’d lingered there, frowning vaguely at the dirt-sweat streaks on the hem of his shirt and trying not to look too intentionally clenched, he hears the middle of their conversation drift over to him. Their voices are low but in the conspiratorial way of ‘you won’t believe this–’ rather than an attempt at concealing information from Johnny. 

It never stopped being numbly surprising, the sensation of being little more than wallpaper (albeit devilishly handsome wallpaper) among the sort of people who had previously counted him as ‘one of us’. 

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[choccy-milky]

GUYS IM CRYING @/Cestrigolol ON TWITTER BOUND PART OF MY FIC AND IT LOOKS SO AMAZING??? this is actually making me so emotional rn like😭😭look at it….the stuff i wrote looks like a book…and the extra little design elements like the silhouette of hogwarts, the unique font for the beginning of each chapter, my art on the front AND the back…ITS SO BEAUTIFUL GAHHH😭 ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️💖💖💖💖 THESE ARE JUST PICS SHE SENT ME BTW I DONT OWN THIS BUT I WANT TO!!!

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + last words

[tyquu]

They were just at the mall

[gilly-moon]

Another favorite fairy, this time my number one fav!! I had a W.I.T.C.H. obsession as a kid (books/comics only, I could never get past how meh the tv show style was in comparison so I never watched it ^^;;) and Will was always my fav girl! Taranee was a close second though ♡

[zarla-s]

"that isn't how terastilizing works" look do you want this silly joke or not

i was going to have him say his tera type but i couldn't decide on which one would be the flashiest/fanciest and bother him the most. fairy? psychic? dragon? like being the first human to terastilize wouldn't get him enough unwanted attention as it is.

(clearly kabu has to hide him at his house from the reporters and watch over him and help him get a cure and and and)

[patreon]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

love how Solar Opposites started out as a sitcom about two aliens who can't stand each other, stuck with their teenage clones (whom they also can't stand) & a toddler antichrist (whom they view as a sort of self-sufficient free-roaming hamster?) on a stupid planet they can't stand

and 4 seasons later it's a sitcom about a family of genderqueer aliens, headed by a gay couple in a happy & horny open marriage (with a graphic off-screen sex life, despite their canonical lack of genitalia?) teaching themselves to be okay parents to their 3 kids (whose Sci-Fi Antics now slightly-less-frequently revolve around wreaking havoc on human bystanders, and slightly-more-frequently revolve around alien-clone-sibling-bonding*), to the point that the central plot point becomes "We need to provide our toddler antichrist with a stable home environment."

(also the grumpy alien husband is too busy ingratiating his family with their suburban neighbors to even remember whom or what he dislikes. what is this show)

[absoluteminimum]

an unexpected but in hindsight predictable obstacle to drawing transformers in clothes: I'm bad at drawing the way cloth falls

[youreturnhome]

they are a polycule. to me

[possamble]

for your consideration

BDHSJSJDJD THE SHAKY THUMBS UP IM,

[meirimerens]

[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.

Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾

[ddd-guy]

"All you need to create your own world is a creative mind."

A simple role-swap AU.

It started as "hahah, what if Test Tube and Cobs switched roles" but ended up evolving into something more.

I haven't decided on all the roles yet, but I have some ideas in mind.

Everything shown here is subject to change.

[cuppajj]

"Once a lowly jelly worm with aspirations beyond anyone's belief, with a bit of magic (and perhaps convincing) it turned into something even stronger... finally, after rigorous training and a bit of dough, it has now achieved its dream and become a - dragon? That's a dragon, right? Whatever he is now, Jelly Dragon(?) Cookie is sure happy to finally have a chance to stick it to the cookies who once laughed at him!" - im being weird on my first crk post kasjhf look i love jelly wormy and i think he deserves to be a dragon... what if he went on a quest and cried so hard at one of the actual dragons that they made him one (air quotes). it was perhaps out of pity but more likely morbid curiosity to see what would happen if a jelly worm of all things got a little taste of power. like giving admin commands to a child on roblox

[once-in-a-half-life]

"so what did you do this summer?"

i. uh. I recreated the ending cutscene of half life alyx as a visual novel in ren'py ....

it was a really cool project through! I learned a lot and am really proud of the result! I even made the G-Man sprites in S2FM (by playing his in-game animations frame by frame and rendering some stills I liked haha)

here's some screeshots!