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twinliches · 8 months ago

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when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.

#death cw #asphyxiation cw #just one of many ways my expectations for daily life have been skewed by entering solid ground later in life i guess

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pillowspace · 1 year ago

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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

#sea slug #ok i have to go make food #hello my 11k notes. may i offer you: sun fnaf #alright this has 15k notes now. i guess i'll add tags #marine biology #nature #ocean #sea slugs #marine life #animals #sacoglossans #sacoglossan

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sharlinefreire · 1 year ago

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sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

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doodlecrumb · 5 months ago

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Marauders fandom!! You have been summoned. Look! It’s a James! Feast thine eyes! (I’m sorry, do what you want. I’m not the boss of you. Have a nice day.)

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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 2 months ago

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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

#my art #doodle #fanart #resident evil 8 #ethan winters #i think its so funny that he has a journal in re8. not only does he have a journal but he illustrates it. i dont know if capcom intended to #imply that ethan stops every now and then to jot down the horrors and the hour that the horrors occur my guess is prolly not #but now its there and it makes me laugh. i shouldnt laugh at his mental health journey but i am anyways #shoutout to people who journal i wish i was you but instead i draw a guy feelin my emotions for me #but im so happy the sun goess away at 5pm. truly immaculate. i miss snow. but we stay chillin #i made more dear diary doodles but these were my favs n they went well together #i changed the entry in the 2nd one though cause i thought it was funnier to me this way #i cut my hair too short again im not even sad about it anymore like whatever man #at least its out of my way. and my shower was SO fast i got to stand there 5ever and it was still only like 15 minutes #fantastic. there are so many joys in life. theres twice as many horrors but the joys are definitely there and they are definitely joyful #anyways thats the post stay warm n cozy out there gang

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ovenproofowl · 7 months ago

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i'm dying over that reveal. truly. truly. because on paper, the concept that ruby's mother was just an ordinary person and what made her so special was this belief everyone had feeding into her own mythology, creating something larger than life, is actually pretty cool. and, yeah, from wild blue yonder we know the doctor absolutely handed the power of suggestion over to an unknown entity that made it something tangible.. so it works.

sort of

but like. that 15 year old girl decided to drop her baby off at a church in the middle of the night in the most ostentatious, medieval looking cloak and then proceed to point mencingly at the road sign on the off chance the security camera would pick her up and that would somehow give someone the idea to name her daughter after said road sign??

i'm just saying... if that's the way you handle giving your baby up for adoption then there is absolutely nothing ordinary about you

#doctor who #dw spoilers #ruby sunday #louise miller #empire of death #i'm a bit ehhhh at that whole ending tbh #i thought we'd be getting a bit more mythology #i mean even sutekh wasn't proper mythology he was an osiron not a GOD god y'know #like he got more powerful from the TARDIS but he wasn't a myth come to life #not EXACTLY #more like a theatre kid given the power of death #it would have been cooler if we'd stuck to the pantheon stuff but i'm guessing we'll be getting more of that next season #and also. i'm STILL hoping for susan goddamnit

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casecoded · 14 days ago

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everything wrong with being an orphan btw, simply pick a struggle 🧡💙

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mashmouths · 1 year ago

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does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

#i have shit to do but i'm so bad at both going to sleep and staying asleep that it's been fucking up my life for years at this point #yes this about accidentally sleeping through class this morning but in my defense i had an atomic tummy moment at like 6 am :( which is #kind of my point? an reason for missing sleep shouldn't stop me from participating in my own life and i'm tired of rationing my waking hours #if sleep was optional i would be unstoppable essentially but alas. alack even. specifically a lack of sleep.#girl all the saints have it out for me today for skipping church on a holy day of obligation i guess. well fuck those guys.#a post

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mimefish · 1 month ago

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ok so did anyone else jump at the lore potential and imagery and symbolism of joel walking down a long narrow corridor to a red door he created to end his series completely of his own volition only for the trap to not work and embarrass him in front of the spectators who were all watching at the time btw. so he just had to go off and kill himself with ender pearl spam. anyone else

#like ok. symbolism cancelled i guess #but also it was so insanely fucking funny like joel never change oh my god #bonus points if you are also a tma fan and started thinking about the spiral. you get it. not anymore though hashtag failwizard #like thats sooooo embarrassing i love it. imagine winning but youre so cringefail you cant even kill yourself with your own trap so you just #have to start literally throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks (will kill you)#wild life spoilers #trafficblr #elfy talks #life series #life series spoilers #life series smp #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #wild life #wild life smp #mcyt

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puddleorganism · 3 months ago

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Jimmy: I am NOT SMALL!!! NOBODY MENTION IT NOBODY TOUCH ME LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Scar: You’re so small!! (affectionate)

Jimmy:

#art #man. I guess #no id #not described #solidaritygaming fanart #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity fanart #jimmy solidarity #man why does he have so many tags #wild life #wild life spoilers #life series #life series fanart

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linkedin-offficial · 5 months ago

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me when i get the opportunity to think about speculative biology and non-existent game mechanics in media i like

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#the candle creatures are revamps #i had created the idea for them years ago but i wanted to redo them slightly with new eyes #the “dark variants” of the mantas and birds are variants of them that have adapted for life in wasteland and the forests #and also #i like the idea of candle creatures that live in villages or within communities #that are sort of akin to strays that the whole community takes care of #means alot to me #this isnt everything ive been thinking about #ill make a couple diagrams about the large birds #yknow the ones from rhythm that we see once and never again. yeah.#they exist in my heart #anyway #skycotl #sky cotl #sky children of the light #sky #sky:cotl #sky: cotl #thatskygame #speculative biology #<- i guess?#im having fun ok #im happy to answer questions about my thoughts btw!#might be answered on my main if i cant muster a doodle or something #but i love answering asks #so if ur interested id love to hear thoughts :)

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hoofpeet · 1 year ago

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#this might b silly i guess but i legitimately want to know how common kettles actually are here #we've had the same kettle my entire life so ig I don't have a frame of reference for how other people boil water #can't edit polls but i would've included electric kettles if i knew those were a thing #also insane to me that it seems a lot of people microwave water... microwave-made coffee tastes to bad to me

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knifearo · 1 year ago

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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

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robo-milky · 5 months ago

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“I’ll do just as the Housewarden says… for now.”

[Rollo]

Gave his hair more floof!! The joints weren’t as hard as I expected, but the blink was a nightmare- For the next dolls, I think the process will be a little smoother 🫡

[Process] (behind the scenes)