#i don't make the rules

[wishingsparkjar]

When your creative hobby saves your squishy human ass.

[fairymonk]

Put your faith in no one but yourself

[number-one-zara-fan]

the blorbos for my desktop wallpaper (i don't have enough energy to actually render it)

[mascxdaddy]

hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you

[fallintomidnight]

Ask 'how is your hip?" in front of your mirror 3 times and Remus Lupin would appear in the mirror to tell "your mother didn't love you".

[flamingtoads]

It's hold onto your girl day.

[mydeadgaywizards]

Peter: If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?

James: My beautiful boyfriend, Regulus.

Peter: He don’t count, you do that anyway.

James: Remus Lupin.

[mellosdrawings]

Twst X Descendants

*clears throat*

LOOK AT MY WIFE Y'ALL!!!

Evie is the best character in Descendants and I will fight anybody who says otherwise!

And best chara design goes to Uma coz seriously, look at her. She's the best. She should have a crown.

(Bonus)

[cheekylittlepupp]

If you don't love him at his grinch, you don't deserve him at his cute lovey dovey

[nines-out-of-ten]

The RK models be like:

[aithusarosekiller]

I love scouring the Jegulus ao3 tag because it's like a little multiverse of the same two souls finding each other over and over again no matter what happens or what the odds are

(Canon can go fuck itself, they are written in the stars)

[atola]

If you want to date me you have to defeat my endless evil observations AKA watch every single dropout DnD campaign as well a collection of my favourite edits of every season

[shotmrmiller]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news to all my 'i'd rather die than make eye contact' people because simon would make you watch him eat you out :/

he'd hold eye contact too. your eyes stray and he's giving your pussy a slap.

[allovesthings]

Coach Peeta in Catching fire: no time for affection, we are training like careers to survive.

Katniss: no KISS for me ? You DON'T give me any hugs ? Oh ! oh ! Jail for Peeta ! Jail for Peeta for a thousand years !

[afinestoutlove]

things i love about heartstopper 30/?

The moment we all knew Sahar was bisexual.

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

I saw a Youtube comment talking about how, in the episode "Crosscross," Silas was able to track Jack's location and personal info via social media, so why didn't the Decepticons just do THAT all this time, so they could track the humans/Autobot base?

Then all the commenters agreed that it's because the CAPTCHA "I am not a robot" thing actually works on Decepticons, because they are, in fact robots.

I love this and it shall now be my crack headcanon.

(In all seriousness, I actually don't think it's a plot hole. I think it's a great example of the Decepticons' characterization.

The real reason Decepticons never tried social media tracking is because they're too proud to use human technology. To them, it's considered "inferior."

I'm fascinated by the idea that, if they hadn't underestimated human technology, they could have found all these Autobot secrets, like the location of their base and humans, EASILY. But they never bothered, because "oh, that's worthless human tech."

Keep in mind, in one episode, Starscream actually did explore the human internet, and almost located Bumblebee that way, but the others made fun of him for it (the tap-dancing monkey incident) so we can see they don't respect it enough to give it their time.

It also kinda shows how MECH, to some extent, has an advantage against the Autobots because they're all humans, and are therefore better aquatinted with Earth. Even Airachnid didn't realize social media would be a useful weapon until Silas explained it to her. The Decepticons are obviously more powerful since they're giant aliens, but MECH uses their humanity and Earth knowledge as their greatest strength. It's kinda neat.