#i don't make the rules

[suzypfonne]

I can't explain myself, but that's a Crowley animal corporation.

thinking about creatures.

[satanictemptation]

Hot summer nights are for smoking weed and being a tease

[wishingsparkjar]

When your creative hobby saves your squishy human ass.

[rainyinautumn]

Etho either needs to win or get told "life's tuff" just before one of his seventeen tenuous allies stabs him in the back

Etho's behavior in session 5 was frankly unhinged. he killed Bdubs' horse IN FRONT OF HIM and managed to get away scot-free in the chaos of the situation. AND THEN he stole the chicken farm hopper while HALF THE TEAM was in their base without them noticing, tried to trade it BACK to them, and finally returned it after GAINING THEIR ALLIANCE? what even. good for him.

[fairymonk]

Put your faith in no one but yourself

[mascxdaddy]

hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you

[bsdtual]

[mellosdrawings]

Twst X Descendants

*clears throat*

LOOK AT MY WIFE Y'ALL!!!

Evie is the best character in Descendants and I will fight anybody who says otherwise!

And best chara design goes to Uma coz seriously, look at her. She's the best. She should have a crown.

(Bonus)

[cheekylittlepupp]

If you don't love him at his grinch, you don't deserve him at his cute lovey dovey

[aithusarosekiller]

I love scouring the Jegulus ao3 tag because it's like a little multiverse of the same two souls finding each other over and over again no matter what happens or what the odds are

(Canon can go fuck itself, they are written in the stars)

[shotmrmiller]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news to all my 'i'd rather die than make eye contact' people because simon would make you watch him eat you out :/

he'd hold eye contact too. your eyes stray and he's giving your pussy a slap.

[allovesthings]

Coach Peeta in Catching fire: no time for affection, we are training like careers to survive.

Katniss: no KISS for me ? You DON'T give me any hugs ? Oh ! oh ! Jail for Peeta ! Jail for Peeta for a thousand years !

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

I saw a Youtube comment talking about how, in the episode "Crosscross," Silas was able to track Jack's location and personal info via social media, so why didn't the Decepticons just do THAT all this time, so they could track the humans/Autobot base?

Then all the commenters agreed that it's because the CAPTCHA "I am not a robot" thing actually works on Decepticons, because they are, in fact robots.

I love this and it shall now be my crack headcanon.

(In all seriousness, I actually don't think it's a plot hole. I think it's a great example of the Decepticons' characterization.

The real reason Decepticons never tried social media tracking is because they're too proud to use human technology. To them, it's considered "inferior."

I'm fascinated by the idea that, if they hadn't underestimated human technology, they could have found all these Autobot secrets, like the location of their base and humans, EASILY. But they never bothered, because "oh, that's worthless human tech."

Keep in mind, in one episode, Starscream actually did explore the human internet, and almost located Bumblebee that way, but the others made fun of him for it (the tap-dancing monkey incident) so we can see they don't respect it enough to give it their time.

It also kinda shows how MECH, to some extent, has an advantage against the Autobots because they're all humans, and are therefore better aquatinted with Earth. Even Airachnid didn't realize social media would be a useful weapon until Silas explained it to her. The Decepticons are obviously more powerful since they're giant aliens, but MECH uses their humanity and Earth knowledge as their greatest strength. It's kinda neat.

[the-batblog]

This is probably a hot take but I don't think anybody actually cares who Batman is outside of the GCPD and conspiracy theorists.

When Batman first shows up he's a friggen poltergeist. He's a cryptid. For a second there maybe people thought he was just a creepypasta.

Then when people start to think… actually it kinda seems like he's a guy…? Like, he's a real…? Person…???

Then the GCPD is like, 'Okay, well, then he's breaking laws.'

But your average schmo is like, 'And? Yeah he's a guy; he gave me fifty bucks to get home last night. Right after he saved me from an acid piranha pit.'

But the thing is, Bats has his own personality. He's a whole person as the mask. People don't ask who Superman's secret identity is because, as far as they're concerned, Superman is just Superman, and when they can't see him, it's because he went home. It would be the same with Batman. They probably think he sleeps or hangs upside-down all day.

I think Gothamites like him as Just Batman; he's the city's pet monster, and they like it that way.

I think we get super caught up in the, "Batman's secret identity might be revealed! 😱" because Batman's secret identity is famous. But if someone unmasked Clark or Barry or Hal it would be like

"…I have no idea who this is."

And they expect the same of Batman.

GCPD wants to know so they can arrest him, conspiracy theorists want to know because they wanna know where he fits into the machine, gossip columnists want to know so they can get catch some drama, and real-person fanfic authors wanna know so they can accurately describe him when he takes his mask off to kiss Bruce Wayne.

[evenmoreevil]

And then nothing bad happened to them or anyone else ever :)

[p0rk-guts]

if ur still looking for ponies to draw can you do princess cadence or big mac :>

Yeag

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