#i don’t wanna tag hannibal in this

[riverpasta]

*throws this at ur face with full force* here take this doodledoo

[were-wolverine]

i don’t get ppl who think real life serial killers are attractive or cool or whatever. like those are Real People. if you wanna call a serial killer babygirl just find a fictional one

like. there’s so many fictional murderers and such that people make edits and fanart/fanfic of and it’s a billion times less problematic than doing that with Actual Real Life Killers. go draw patrick bateman in a maid dress. make some edits of (matthew lillard as) stu and william afton.

have fun with it bc at the end of the day, they are fictional characters and doing that stuff doesn’t hurt anybody. however, doing that with real life killers? that does hurt people.

basically: don’t romanticize actual serial killers when it’s so much less fucked up to just call hannibal lecter your babygirl or draw the riddler as a catboy

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someone pls recommend me a tv show … i should not rewatch hannibal and interview with a vampire again

[zisgarbage]

I hope I’m making myself clear,, do y’all ever just (ft my blorbos)

[dontcallmeeds]

I really miss having mutuals I interact with I haven’t had any on tumblr that I regularly interact with in years (I do on tiktok like absolutely lovely ones it’s actually how I got one of my close drag friends but the platform hurts my head) so if you want to be mutuals and yell at me in my dms or asks on here or my shitpost/personal tumblr pls do; I’m having a really not good time at the moment and I need a break from talking about the bad things with irl friends I really just want mindless fandom chats and to hear about what you guys like besides are silly little idiots. Absolutely no minors, 21+ preferred for dms because I’m an old dude and while I only really talk smut in AO3 comments and with my irl besties who are into fandom, I still just feel more comfortable that way. I do have a couple mutuals (I need to also comb my following list esp bc I follow from my og tumblr that I linked) that I repost stuff of and who interact with my posts, but I’d love to chat with some of y’all 😭. Esp some of the writers and artists!! ALSO I still am badly in need of a beta reader soooo!! My best friend was kinda doing it but she’s a single parent and just got a job at a law firm. Also also, I have audhd and various other shit so if I don’t respond just know I forget I have a body. I’m on tumblr more than any other social I am on so I’ll likely be better about interaction, but anyways. Tagging my fandoms and stuff feel free to interact but again minors DNI and 21+ for private dms. Love y’all.

EDIT: I am combing through my following list bc I haven’t done it since starting this fandom tumblr so if you see me follow from my personal hi, hello!

[starfallforest]

Stop putting 'Too Sweet' by Hozier in your Sylus playlists

I am sorry—this was clickbait. I don’t actually care what you do with your life. But I need you to hear me out for just a second, okay? I am extremely not neurotypical about two things: Love and Deepspace, and Andrew John Hozier-Byrne. And I have seen more than one person in the tags talk about "Too Sweet" by Hozier being a perfect song for Sylus and MC. My only discourse about this is that Too Sweet is a song about a man who makes continuous self-sabotaging life decisions being incompatible with a partner who has her life put together. In my humble opinion, both Sylus and MC are hot messes of people in completely different ways. Anyway, it’s a good song so I don’t blame you for putting it in every playlist ever. In fact, you should. But if you're into this song, I want to show you a couple more pls pls pls 🙏​

I might just be autistic, but both Hozier's music and Love and Deepspace have something extremely important in common… and that’s BEAUTIFUL MEN YEARNING!!!1 And that’s not even to mention the haunting, raw sexuality we can project onto the stories that each of these things feeds to us. That's why I needed to make this post on the 1% chance that someone might hop on this brainrot train with me. So let me present, for just a moment of your time (if you're willing): other Hozier songs that fit Sylus so well I want to combust about it.

De Selby (Parts 1 & 2):

“At last, when all of the world is asleep You take in the blackness of air The likes of a darkness so deep That God—at the start—couldn't bear.” [azlyrics] [gaelic translation]

Imagine just casually writing THE love song that so beautifully says, “Before you were in my life, I kinda understood how God felt before he created the universe.” Excuse me? Andrew just dropped this stanza on us without so much as a cw: fuck you. And if that sickening portrait of gnawing loneliness isn’t enough, we have all the Genesis God references. Since all the LIs in the game are at some point likened to gods or rivaling gods with their power, then add the reverberating instrumentals and chillingly slow vocals in this 2-minute killer, tell me how this song does not fit Sylus. Not only that, but we also have imagery of his lover descending upon him like the night (which is invoked during Part 1 in the Gaelic verse), and I know that’s on the nose for Sylus but come on. I need you guys writing smut to have an orgasm during De Selby (at least Part 2) because it might change ur brain chemistry I'm just saying.

“When you fall on me like night—I wanna kill the lights.” [azlyrics]

This song still rules irt its playing with darkness symbolism, but it also refers to the darkness in the singer’s lover—which in Sylus’ case is MC and we all were there when she shot the guy in the heart like his freaky eye was telling her: “And your heart, love, has such darkness—I feel it in the corners of the room…” my goddddddd stop right there I can’t handle the METAPHORrrr. You think Sylus gives a flying fuck about MC’s frivolous morality bullshit? No he wants her to embrace her own darkness, sit under the blankies with him and cuddle after doing crimes and a beat poetry session. This is some fucking Hannibal Lecter beyond-dark-romance shit. I’m not even trying to write a dissertation here (and yet…)

Talk (from Wasteland, Baby!):

“I'd be the sweet feeling of release mankind now dreams of, That's found in the last witness before the wave hits, marveling at God… Imagine being loved by me.” [azlyrics]

Not only does this song utilize insane Greek mythology metaphor and Biblical comparison but the overall meaning of it is, “I want you so bad, I need to speak poetically to hide how down bad I am for you.” That sounds kinda like Old World Sylus and all his pretty nicknames to me.

NFWMB:

“If I was born as a black thorn tree, I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you, Fuel the pyre of your enemies… Ain't it warming you, the world going up in flames?” [azlyrics]

This whole song just some hard, deep and steady yearning for 4 and a half minutes. Are you kidding? The acronym in the title stands for Nothing Fucks With My Baby, which is sung in the chorus like some quietly violent war chant—soft, dark, and powerful. Anyway don’t tell me Mr. Sylus “Give me a list and then go to bed. I’ll take care of it” Loveanddeepspace wouldn’t scorch the earth for the love of his life—or do one better and stand by her side while she scorches the earth herself; here’s the protective/supportive mans anthem you ordered babes.

It Will Come Back:

“I know who I am when I'm alone—I'm something else when I see you. You don't understand, you should never know How easy you are to need.” [azlyrics]

This song has repeated imagery that warns of the dangers of taking care of a feral animal, and then compares the feral animal to the singer as a lover. Like fuck off, that’s sexy and haunted. And we know that not only does Sylus love animals more than people, but he’s pretty animalistic himself if we are to believe that maybe he’s secretly a demon or something.

Arsonist’s Lullaby:

“Don't you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash.” [azlyrics]

Remember in Lost Oasis when MC goes on some tangent wondering what Sylus' past was like? Well it was this song. It's about troubled youth and learning to grow in your darkness. Also how cool is that imagery of demons? Hey Sylus, what do you have to say about demons? I'll wait. In the meantime I'm tattooing this shit on my clavicle

BONUS ROUND Through Me:

“Everytime I’d burn through the world, I’d see that the world—it burns through me.”

We got a man and we got some fire allusions so there ya go.

Blood Upon the Snow:

“To all things housed in her silence, Nature offers a violence.”

Blood upon the snow—it's red and white! Red!! And white!!! Also kind of a Sylus x Zayne anthem lbr

Ok I hope you found another song that inspires you to make Sylus art or fanfic with!! And before you ask, yes I've already assigned Hozier songs to every other love interest in the game. Ok thanks for reading!!! 🏃‍♀️​💨​

[1mlostnow]

𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐕

“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐭! ★” - 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞

Quick links-> [spotify][wall of text][tone tags][ppth][my reasons to recover]

@evan-radio <- music!

@1mfoundnow <- poetry and writing!

@head-of-forensics <- S. Corcoran (House MD)

@plastic-surgeon-gabi <- G. Kramer (House MD)

@joey-is-fine <- J. Abrams (House MD)

@bill-ciphers-vessel <- goo-bag of the one n only

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Complete!

Welcome! This is my fifth intro post because I’m incredibly indecisive. Typically they’re very long, but I’m going to try and keep this shorter because I feel like people don’t end up reading all the way through?

Also! Please don’t hesitate to send asks!! Any questions! I’ll likely be okay answering them as long as they’re not too personal/nsfw. I love talking about my interests:))

The Basics ->

I’m Evan, I’m a minor, I’m transmasc/genderfluid, but I use exclusively he/him. I’m queer (mostly like guys but not always ?) I’ve got anxiety and adhd, so please be patient with me.

A pretty basic DNI as far as I’m aware -> homophobes, transphobes, racists, xenophobes, proshippers (wincest im looking at you), kink accounts, etc.

Facts And A General Bio ->

- I love nicknames so much

- hey house Md community! I have been bitten by a mouse.

- feel free to interact any way you want! Notifs are off so you won’t bother me one bit!

- anyone can interact but if you’re 18+ please don’t send asks or dms (unless I’ve specified otherwise)

- I’d prefer you don’t dm me bc those situations tend to be uncomfortable for me, but if you deem it necessary then go for it :)

- I love my mutuals <3

- I appreciate tone tags! There’s a guide at the top of this post!

- CDT Timezone typically here 6-7 AM and 4-11 PM, and occasionally throughout the day.

- I love doing little drawings

Fandoms ->

Dead Poets Society, House MD, Supernatural, Sherlock, Saw, Hannibal, Ghostbusters, Deadpool, Homestuck, IT 2017, The Truman Show, Velvet Goldmine, Gravity Falls

My Family ->

@pingunaa @ghostboyhood @wordssricochet @poetsinnyc @meekspeaks @midwest-quill @yourfavvgal @alightelixe @lv3buzzz @craicapparition @asclexe @lefthandedspaghetti @notcatseatheadrest @wilsons-three-legged-siamese @de4d-poet-kisser @cherrishnoodles @blakenation1 @desire-mona @prettypinkbubbless @sesamie @hemlocksloadofbull @mighthavebeenmurder @tired-and-bored-nerd @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @sillyhyperfixator @consumed-star

^^ if you don’t wanna be tagged or if I somehow missed you just lmk! Love y’all <33

My backpack :)) Art from ping ^

[fruitbythefoot7]

✨intro post✨

note about donations at the end*

heyyy!!! i’m lia, and i use she/her

if you wanna be Special (targeted) you can call me fruit :) 

(don’t shorten my username to Anything Else 🙏) 

fandoms:

stranger things

hannibal

bbc merlin

good omens

six of crows

the marauders (unfortunately)

content:

stranger things fanart (specif. byler)

great posts by other people

deeply personal gay shit (tagged #personal)

thoughts & feelings abt my tv shows

other interests:

creative writing

the idea of animating (it’s a bitch)

reading

history (sorta)

my friends!!

listening to the same songs on rotation

my dm’s and ask box are always open! i almost never reach out first, so we’ll probably be orbiting around each other :)) 

*please note that if you are asking for donations/financial aid in any form, i cannot help you! please reach out to people who are able to directly give you support, as i am unable to

[party-hearses]

get to know me ✨

tagged by the sweetest darling @chronically-ghosted 😚

top three ships: blackbeard + stede bonnet (our flag means death), hannigram (hannibal), rhaenyra + daemon targaryen (house of the dragon) (literally do NOT come at me it’s not my fault they have insane chemistry)

favorite color: golden yellow

last song: satanist, boygenius

last book: don’t do this to me.

last movie: i watched twilight with my sister…against my will. and the skeleton key on halloween.

currently watching: six feet under (again), naked attraction 🤭

current obsession: lmao naked attraction. i will tell anyone who will listen about it.

currently working on: finishing up this dieter one shot, and chapter 3 of i know your beat, baby!

country you want to visit: i wanna go back to Scotland, and see Iceland for the first time! That may or may not have anything to do with my fixation on Dadi Freyr.

no pressure tags: @bastardmandennis @nostalxgic @mandoisapunk @tinygarbage @ilovepedro @5oh5 @chaotic-mystery @amanitacowboy (i’m sorry if you’ve already been tagged!)

[strawberrychillers]

🖤🦇welcome 2 my blog🦇🖤

I’m Gabriel. I go by a variety of names but that’s what I use to introduce myself. I love horror, varieties of dark media, monsters, all kinds of shit. All that along with some other fun stuff.

Here’s what to refer to me as: masculine or feminine variants of the name “Gabriel” (Gabriel, Gabe, Gabby, Brielle, Bri, etc), Prospero (Perry), Valentina (Val, Tina)

I’m trans! 🏳️‍⚧️ (genderfluid!!)

I’m omnisexual (female pref)

I’m hispanic

IMPORTANT!

I am a minor aged (15-16), don’t be a creep. Thanks.

I happen to be neurodivergent. I’m hella sensitive to text-tone and I have a habit to take things like jokes literally. Tone tags are always helpful for me.

I have a girlfriend! (Love u girlie 💜)

ABOUT ME

LIKES: Art, character designing, writing, character writing, story writing, music, singing, acting, theatre, video games, horror, monsters, ghost/cryptid hunting, urban exploring, pro wrestling, monster trucks, cars, motorcycles, animatronics, etc

DISLIKES: Certain food textures, when people repeat themselves too much (kind of a hypocrite since I have vocal stims 😭), vacuuming, a lot of bugs (though I find them cool, just don’t wanna be around some of those fuckers)

HORROR FANDOMS: Classic slasher films (ft13, scream, halloween, etc…) and really any other horror film, analog horror (twf, mc, ghe, etc…), universal monsters, brainrot mascot horror (ex: FNaF, BATIM, Tattletail), other horror games! (ex: DBD, Resident Evil, Silent Hill) a variety of horror associated television shows (ex: AHS, Hannibal, Supernatural, anything Mike Flanagan), tons of vampire media (ex: WWDITS, IWAV, Buffy), Creepypastas (including roblox myths!)

NON HORROR FANDOMS: CoD, TLO, TWD (kind of horror?), GTA, TMNT, Fallout, Deltarune + Undertale, Newgrounds, Regretevator, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Villainous, DC comics and Movies, MLP, South Park, Sonic, Rockafire, etc

MUSIC: Misfits, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, RHC, Sublime, Will Wood, Tally Hall + Miracle Musical, Chappell Roan, Rico Nasty, Tyler The Creator, Childish Gambino, Ben Folds, Beach House, Siouxise and The Banshees, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Marina and The Diamonds, Melanie Martinez. (A LOT more, just wanted to hit some big ones)

5 FACTS ABOUT ME:

My favorite color is purple (This changes a lot tbh)

My favorite food is sushi

My favorite animals are bats, hyenas, pigs, possums, and rats

I have glasses.

DNI: Proshippers or Anti-Proshippers (you guys both suck), Nazis, Zionists, Terfs Alfred’s Playhouse, NSFW/18+ accounts (seriously go away), Anti Therian, Anti Neos and Xenos, Anti agere and petre

FREE PALESTINE 🍉

Feel free to say hi or whatever! Love to talk!

[theodoredimas]

Hi idk if this is late but I’m so glad I found your blog, I felt I was all alone in hating Hannigram lol. I found @fannibalcascade before that but they seem to take a neutral stance. I mean it’s pretty obvious that any darkness Hannibal « sees in Will » is top-down wishful thinking built on the premise that they’re in love? Reality is Hannibal planted the darkness there as part of his plan to turn his patients/ victims (Will, Margot, Randall) into his clone because he’s so lonely.

Urgh I could go on forever but just wanna say your blog is pretty cool. I will be devouring your Will Graham content 🥹

As I always say, ship and let ship. Just don’t come at me trying to convince me that I should like your ship. So I’m happy to be a shining light in the sea of darkness that is the Hannibal fandom. There are a few of us that loathe h*nnigram and we aren’t afraid to speak our minds lol. As a reminder, I always try to tag everything appropriately as anti if you want to look through my tags. 🤗

[dr-fumbles-mcstupid]

Twenty Questions for Fic writers

I Was tagged by @shachaai

And I am tagging @sulkybender

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Total works? I have 398. This might not be completely accurate depending on your point of view. For almost everything I write I create a podfic for it, and these days I post it at the same time in the text document. For solely written works, I have 31.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

For all works (Including the minimal text on podfic only posts) I have 483,266. For hours of podfic, I don’t have a total right now, (My spreadsheet is messed up so I’m making a new one), but I have over 300 hours from lst count before the spreadsheet got messed up

3. What fandoms do you write for?

My main fandom right now is Hannibal. For writing only, I’ve written for Daredevil, star Wars, Dragon Ball, Avatar the Last Airbender, My hero Academia, Yuri on ice, Steven universe, marvel (Comics, MCU, And Netflix), captive prince and teen wolf. For podfic that list expands exponentially. Podfic includes all of the above, and other ones I’ve created a significant amounts of works for include Star Trek AOS, Tin Man, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (Guy Ritchie movies), Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency (TV), Harry Potter, Cracked: After Hours, Stargate Atlantis, Guardians of the Galaxy, Community and many many more. I have close to 100 fandoms I’ve done stuff in (Although some of them have multiple under the umbrella like different marvel stuff and different star wars movies)

4. Top five fics by kudos?

Honor bound, an avatar the last Airbender fic my friend wrote and I podficced, swords sanctuary and solace, an ATLA fic I wrote, podfic of oh right, you were a little shit (A My Hero Academia kid fic), Boomerangs and Rainbows, At ATLA fic I podficced, and No Heart for Me Like Yours, A Dragon Ball fic I wrote

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes, I am chronically online. I get email alerts of comments, and I check my email multiple times a day, so I respond to every comment unless the email gets eaten.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

For podfic, It would either have to be the November series (A daredevil fic series that has ALL THE WARNINGS and has a v sad ending) Or Il Faut Souffrir Pour Être Beau, a Hannibal podfic that has a lot of warnings and a sad ending. For writing? Kindling (A Hannibal fanfic) which I wrote with Artemiaz is v angsty, Tethered and tied to me (An ATLA fic), has all the warnings and ends v v sad. Another close one would be The Awakening and the Sleep which has an immortal Matt Murdock (Daredevil fandom) and like it makes him even more reckless and things do not go well for him. But this is not finished. I Also have a dead dove account with a Hannibal fic that is not finished, but involves forced feminzation and underage, where things are v fucked up (I won’t link it but if you wanna read it DM me)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Definitely No Heart for me like yours. It Is a dragon ball fic with Gohan/Vegeta, Gohan/Videl, And Bulma/Vegeta. It is p fluffy and the polyamory is well discussed and V healthy.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I have got some on podfic, I like dead dove tropes and fucked up relationships, and I’ve had some people come after me for.

9. Do you write smut?

I both write and record smut. The first thingI did when I decided I wanted to podfic was record some pure smut to make sure I could do it. For writing, I’ve written a fe short smut stories, and most of my longer ones end up having at least one smut scene if not more

10. Craziest crossover?

I wrote sailor moon/dragon ball crossover when I was like 14. I have never written a traditional crossover on my current account, But I have written fusions/AU’s. I have a Steven universe x star wars prequel AU. I also have star wars AU’s for most of the fandoms iv’e written for, I have a spideypool one, A My Hero Academia one, And A Hannibal one. I have also podficced a number of fusions and crossovers. I am working on an AMAZING, Stargate sg-1 x ATLA crossover called the dragon King’s temple and it is to die for, SO fucking good

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No, but I’ve been plaguized

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I have not, But I do podfic my own works. And I had a friend podfic a work of mine

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, I love it, For he has held a star was co-written, and so was kindling. I also do podtogether where I sign up with a writer to write a fic specifically for me to podfic, and I am part of/organize a lot of multi-voice podfics.

14. All time favourite ship?

I’m usually the type of person who loves one charter, and I don’t care who they are shipped with as long as the fic is good. Exceptions being currently Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham. John/Rodney from Stargate Atlantis was another, and Merlin/Arthur form Merlin. But I will read ot3’s with the two I ship in it.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

For He held a star. My co-writer got super big into the rebel legion and the mandolorian mercs (Star wars charity costuming groups) And she no longer has time to write. I want to finish it myself, but I have no idea where the story is going and I have to figure that out first.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I am good at dialogue, I find it easy to get a firm grasp on characters voices. For podfic I am excellent with both humor and drama. For certain fandoms I have been told I have an excellent impression of character’s voices.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I deffo am not used to doing extensive description. I also thought I was bad at metaphor and Similes, so I purposefully stayed away from writing them, hence fulfilling the prophesy that I would not get good, bc no practice. I am working on that now though.

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I Use it sparingly, most of the time where it is clear what it is in context. Also as a podficcer I hate when something is in another language and I have to do research to find out how to pronounce it properly.

19. First fandom you wrote in?

Sailor moon and dragon Ball Z! First intro to anime and it pulled me down a rabbit hole.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Ooh boy, IDK, I love No Heart for me like yours, It was so fluffy and with like very few problems between characters, and I though I had a fair number of funny bits in it. It was also the first WIP I finished (It ended up being just over 50k) Currently I Really love When Soft Voices Die, My Star Wars x Hannibal fusion.

For podfic I love Untitled soul mate game. A star Wars fic that is an alternate Universe - Soulmate Goose of enforcemnt fic. I think i did a great job with the humor and i added a bunch of Goose sound effects. I love Il Faut Souffrir Pour Être Beau it was so angsty and sad and i had so much fun reading all the drama. I t is also the longest podfic i have recorded to date, it clocks in at just undert 17 hours.

Heinz 57 is a marvel crack fic where a pikachu appears in Wade Wilson's apartment. It is v funny and has extensive sound effects, nd a fully soundscaped pokemon battle at the end

And lastly my fav multivoice i've organized is to have and to hold, a spidervers fic that shows a flashback of when Mile's univer's aunt may got married to doc ock for a small time. ALl of my readers were fucking phenominal and it was so funny.

[myblogandotherrubbish]

✨9 people you’d like to get to know better! ✨

thank you to @annasinterests for the tag!!!

i can’t lie, i haven’t done anything like this before, so I hope i do it right! there will be a few low pressure tags at the end for people i’m mutuals with!! no stress if you don’t wanna do it! there may also be one (1) person i tag who is not a mutual but who i think is great. just to clarify i also think everyone’s great.

okay here we go.

last song: All Around Me by Flyleaf. No, I cannot escape my 13 year old self. However, I have also been really enjoying synthwave and vaporwave stuff recently, and also getting into a lot of Alex G! 🎵

favourite colour: green all the way, but my second favourite colour is purple!! truly though, I love all colours, but those are my most favourite, they make me so happy 💚 💜

currently watching: i’m currently re watching The Boys! I’m a big fan of that show, I love the whole fucked up evil superhero vibes. i’m also planning on starting to watch Westworld soon, and i need to get back into Hannibal. Also if anyone wants a great detective series to watch, watch True Detective, it changed my life. Okay I’m done now. 📺

last movie: omg i feel like i never watch movies anymore but I have so many that i love, hmmmm i think the last one i watched was probably Little Miss Sunshine as it is one of my favourite ones ever. BUT if we’re talking about movies that i watched in a cinema, i can’t lie the last one i saw was Jackass Forever. love those guys. or was it Halloween Ends. who knows.🎥

currently reading: ohoho!!! i have just finished reading Brutes by Dizz Tate. i would highly recommend it, it’s a wonderful representation of working class girlhood and small town secrets. i also finished Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn. all i can say is what a book, it astounded me, 11/10 📚

sweet/spicy/savoury: spicy and savoury all the way babeeyyyyy. i love spicy food so much. maybe too much. my stomach hates me. I do like chocolate a lot, but i can eat more savoury food than sweet which is a win in my opinion. 🌶️

relationship status: in a relationship!! I have been with my wonderful girlfriend for nearly three years. our anniversary is in march. she is the light of my life and my best friend. 💖

current obsession: ah yes. the things i am so normal about. i just very recently got a ps4 from a friend so i have been playing lots and lots of games. my favourites were the last of us, the last of us part two, and red dead redemption 2. especially rdr2. of course, i’m so normal about it, and the ending and story didn’t break my heart into a million tiny pieces. if you’re reading this and want to talk about these games REACH OUT TO ME I am so passionate about them and would love to talk 🕹️(this was the only gaming emoji I could find forgive me)

last thing i googled: i cannot lie it was probably ao3. or like, potato soup recipes. I love potato soup 🍲

currently working on: staying relatively sane. i graduated this july, and life feels weird right now. i’ve started working full time and i am very tired™️ all of the time. i am autistic so life can definitely be very overwhelming but i’m clinging on. unless of course you meant a project i’m currently working on, then i am currently working on trying to possibly start writing fanfiction of my own. unfortunately i also have horrendous writers block and crippling performance anxiety. let’s just say my 13 year old self’s fanfiction wasn’t doing rounds on wattpad in 2014. we shall see we shall see. ✒️

thank you for the tag again!! this was so fun and I hope it was okay and not boring!!! i will now tag some of my mutuals. and also some maybe not mutuals. ignore me if you don’t want to do this. please do not feel pressured. mwah 💋

@beefrobeefcal @fangirl-is-a-lifestyle @ladyoftheteaandblood @saturn-cherries @oblivion-wonderlust @stuffinmybrainhole @toxicanonymity @bil-daddy

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]

Tag game omg!!!!!

@jasminethetransvampire tagged me in this and this is my first ever tag game I’ve ever been tagged in! Tagging @moron89 and @heartsfortwotpot bc HAIIII mutuals haaaaiiiii!!! :3c <3

last song?

“Until the End” by Breaking Benjamin. One of my fav songs since I was a kid.

favorite color?

Purple! Also partial to pink and black, but I LOOOOOOOVE purple

currently watching?

Delicious in Dungeon and Hannibal

last movie?

I just watched TMNT Mutant Mayhem this afternoon. Very good! I liked it! Artstyle very good and the Yo Diggity scene FUCKS HARD

currently reading?

“My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness” by Nagata Kabi. Also I’m rereading Chainsaw Man: Buddy Stories and reading Chainsaw Man as new chapters come out.

sweet/spicy/savory?

SWEET my blood tastes like pink monster and I will kill a man to get a sweet treat.

relationship status?

Single and kinda given up, tbh.

current interests?

Chainsaw Man, Baldur’s Gate 3, Blood in the Bayou, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars and I’ve just recently watched Hazbin hotel.

last thing you googled?

“Butterfly Eyespots” because of the call of Cthulhu game I’m writing

selfie or another pic you took?

Fuck no I’m ugly as shit and don’t wanna get bullied you will get this edited picture of princi and you will be happy about it.

[svnnyd4ys]

(some of the) eah royals as incorrect quotes!

Blondie: Apple noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Lizzie: This reminds me of the Apple who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. Blondie: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Apple.

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Duchess: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Ashlynn: So you're just gonna wait until Briar is in danger and save them? Duchess: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Ashlynn: ... Ashlynn: You're insane.

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Blondie: *fills up bottle and drinks from that* Ashlynn: *brought 4 bottles of water so this wouldn’t happen* Apple: *drinks straight from the tap* Duchess: *dehydrates* Lizzie: *drinks from the puddle of water on the floor* Briar: *licks the tap, doesn’t even need a drink*

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Duchess: Fine! Judge all you want but... Duchess, points at Ashlynn: Married a lesbian. Duchess, points at Lizzie: Left a man at the altar. Duchess, points at Blondie: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Duchess, points at Apple: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Duchess, points at Briar: Lives in a box!

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Apple: From now on we will be using code names. Apple: You can address me as Eagle One. Apple: Blondie is “been there done that”. Apple: Briar is “currently doing that”. Apple: Ashlynn is “it happened once in a dream”. Apple: Lizzie is “if I had to pick a wonderlandian". Apple: And Duchess is.. Apple: Eagle Two Duchess: Oh thank god.

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*Briar comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Blondie’s bedroom.* Blondie: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Briar: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Briar: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Blondie: ...

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Briar: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Duchess: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Ashlynn: More or less, I guess... Apple: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Lizzie: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Blondie: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Duchess, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel? Briar: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made some of Ashlynn cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.

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Apple: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Duchess, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Blondie: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Ashlynn: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Briar: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Apple: I will not let you down. Duchess: Sounds fun. Ashlynn: K. Blondie: No, I'm fucking not. Lizzie: Do I have to be? Briar: Please god, I am so tired.

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Ashlynn: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Briar: Aren't you forgetting something? Ashlynn: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Briar's forehead before running out.* Briar: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Briar: *sighs* Blondie: You bored? Briar: Yeah. Blondie: Wanna start drama for no reason? Briar: I thought you’d never ask.

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Lizzie: Punch me in the face. Duchess: ...Punch you? Lizzie: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Duchess: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Apple: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

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Briar: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Ashlynn, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Duchess: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Lizzie: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

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Blondie: I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying! !!!

[1mlostnow]

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠!

Hello! I’m Evan and this is my intro post (the third one, I redo them a lot).

[spotify] [poetry insta] [wall of text] [tone tag list]

I’m a guy, I use he/him, and I’m queer :3

I am a minor!!! Anyone can interact but I’d prefer that if you’re 18+ you don’t do asks or DM me.

EvanRadio : @evan-radio - Tune in!! ★

Writing and poetry : @1mfoundnow

House MD ask blog (Stevie) : @head-of-forensics

House MD ask blog (Gabi) : @plastic-surgeon-gabi

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Some basic information ⇨

Blue text is primary information or things I’d like to bring attention to, highlighted headers refer to the entire section (ie : My Resume)

I absolutely love nicknames, you can call me Ev or something completely different.

Obviously no discrimination of any kind, cringe culture is dead and I’d love to learn more about anything you know about.

Please please please interact. Feel free to do asks do anons reply to my posts, anything really. For the most part I’d prefer if you didn’t DM me just because those situations tend to be uncomfortable for me, but if you really want to, go ahead

ALSO I don’t get out a lot and I love interacting with people :))

If you wanna read any of my writing/poetry, it’s posted on my IG which is the same as my tumblr :333

I love my mutuals to death and I mean it when I say you’re my friends ♡︎

I do appreciate it if you could use tone indicators with me, but you don’t have to!

Uhh some assorted facts -> mbti : intj-t, I’m a Leo (idk the sun and moon stuff), I’m from America, more specifically the Midwest (CDT time zone)

Typically online from 8AM-1AM CDT but this fluctuates and will change soon.

My Resume ⇨

★ CEO of Losers Inc.

★ Weird kid since day 1

★ I’m a professional ghostbuster

★ Supervillain (for the outfits)

★ Midwestern Cowboy (fun, not cop)

★ OG test subject (I was in a jar with sticks and leaves and a few holes in the lid)

EvanRadio Tunes ⇨

AJJ, Arctic Monkeys, boygenius, Bright Eyes, Bug Hunter, Cage The Elephant, Car Seat Headrest, Crywank, David Bowie, girl in red, Gorillaz, Green Day, Hospital Bracelet, ICP, Lemon Demon, Lord Huron, Los Campesinos!, Modern Baseball, MCR, Pat The Bunny, Radiohead, Rex Orange County, Ricky Montgomery, Tally Hall, Tame Impala, TFB, The Lumineers, The Neighborhood, The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, TV Girl, Vundabar, Weezer, Will Wood, Will Wood and The Tapeworms, Wingnut Dishwashers Union, and more.

A Guide To Tags ⇨

#evan speaks -> I am very chatty. I love to talk. One day I’ll drop the 50 random drafts // #evan rants -> I love to talk about things that upset me. This will often be politics but it varies // #evan draws -> my art!! I draw and do digital art // #evan writes -> self explanatory, I write some stuff. I post it on my ig too if you wanna see that, it’s the same as my tumblr // #evan can’t vote -> strictly for politics, I am a minor but i encourage everyone to vote if they can // #i love my mutuals -> I love my mutuals :3

Hobbies ⇨

★ I occasionally crochet

★ I love to read and write

★ I play the alto sax in marching band

★ I love art

★ Music <333

Shows and movies ⇨

Supernatural, Sherlock, House MD, Dead Poets Society, My Babysitters A Vampire, Ghostbusters, Velvet Goldmine, The Truman Show, Goonies, Stand By Me, Scooby Doo, Homestuck, Hannibal, Saw, Good Omens, IT 2017, Over The Garden Wall, and more.

Kinnie List ⇨

★ Sherlock Holmes -> Sherlock

★ Castiel -> Supernatural

★ Steven Meeks -> DPS

★ Richie Tozier -> IT 2017

★ Teddy Duchamp -> Stand By Me

★ Truman Burbank -> The Truman Show

★ Egon Spengler -> Ghostbusters

★ Rory Keaner -> MBAV

Primary Fandoms ⇨

Supernatural, DPS, Sherlock, Homestuck, House MD, Ghostbusters

Some other facts ⇨

- I love my car #TOMATER supremacy

- I like to do little drawings sometimes, especially of my mutuals

- Once again I love my mutuals so much

- Richard Cameron Defender for life

- I change my blog theme frequently

- I have adhd

- if u ever draw anything for me I’ll love u forever

- THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING (6x20) IS THE BEST SPN EPISODE AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON IT

- I have a tendency to see notifs and forget to reply so if that happens just @ me, I promise I’m not ignoring you

Drawings from ping!! ⇧

Drawings from me ⇩

A note ⇨

Intro post will likely be edited often as well :))

Dead Poets Society ⇨

@pingunaa @ghostboyhood @wordssricochet @meekspeaks @lv3buzzz @yourfavvgal @poetsinnyc @apparitiongnostic @asclexe @lefthandedspaghetti @midwest-quill @notcatseatheadrest @wilsons-three-legged-siamese @de4d-poet-kisser @alightelixe

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.