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Valentine’s Day request
Happy (of course) the reader is female, plus size and she is feeling not very confident with herself and happy uses his ways to express his love for her (if this makes sense)
Also can I have smut 👉🏼👈🏻 use your imagination
Hope you enjoy love! 💜Thank you for sending in a request! 💜As always 18+!
You sighed and brushed at your cheek as a tear slipped down. Why had you even bothered to try dressing up? Staring at your reflection in the mirror as you broke yourself down and picked and plucked at the dress as it hugged your plump body. You hated how the fabric clung to your hips and stomach showing the world and you what you hated most. Revealing every roll and jiggle of your body that was normally kept hidden inside your baggy sweats and hoodies.
You had been disillusioned into thinking you could wear pretty and revealing clothing because of your Old Man. If he picked you over the thin crow eaters with fake breast and asses that paraded around in their tiny tops and skirts then that meant you could wear something similar. But now as you cried even harder, pulling and yanking at the fabric you felt more like meat being put in a sausage casing.
You were so caught up in your emotions and mental spiral that you didn’t hear Happy come in the room. You jumped as you felt hands grab your waist and a warm body press against your back. Your teary eyes met his. He was silent as he chewed on his toothpick and observed you in the mirror. He didn’t have to ask what was wrong. He knew the way you had your pretty dress balled in your fist that you were worried about your size and that you were feeling unconfident. He frowned as he didnt know how else to tell you that your body was amazing. He loved traveling your curves, the way your ass jiggled as he smacked it, the softness of you pressed against him, your thighs wrapping around his head as he had his favorite meal.
You started to speak but Happy shook his head and put a finger to your lips. Normally this would have set you off but the gesture short circuited your mind in the moment as you felt him pressing hard into your back side. Surely he wasn’t getting turned on seeing you bubbling out of your dress you thought.
Carefully he walked the both of you back towards the bed where he sat. Carefully he slid his hands down your waist and over the curve of your hips where he stopped and raised a brow. You frowned as you met his eyes. He wanted something from you but you weren’t sure what. Happy moved his hands back up to your waist and his fingers tapped at the crow on each side before he moved back to your hips. When he stopped again you spoke.
“Yours” you whispered. Happy took one hand and moved it about before putting it back on your hip. You racked your brain knowing he wanted more. “Your beautiful hips?” you questioned making him grin and nod before he moved down to your thighs. This demonstration went on for awhile as he touched every part of you. Your body felt like it was on fire and cold at the same time. Electricity coursing through your veins and your brain getting foggy with pleasure and lust as he trailed his fingers and eventually his lips trailed over every inch of you.
Happy eventually let go of you and turned around on the bed. He grunted and put his hand under your dress tapping your wet panties before tapping his face. Your cheeks heated as the meaning of his gesture was not lost on you. “No. I’m too big” you started before he rose up and bit your ass cheek making you yelp. Your eyes smarted as you felt him reach back under your dress and rip your panties from your body. You spread your legs as you back up over his face slowly.
Happy let out an annoyed huff before grabbing you and pulling you back onto his face and shoving his tongue into your dripping hot center. You moaned as he held you down on him. Your eyes locked on yourself in the mirror, only able to see the top of his bald head peeking out from the hem of your dress as he lapped up every bit of your sweet arousal. His nose rubbing deliciously against your clit in a way that had you seeing stars and your legs getting wobbly. Your orgasm ripped through you in a way that had you throwing your head back and your hips bucking wildly as Happy continued to use his tongue to pleasure you right into another orgasms that had you collapsing onto him entirely, your legs no longer able to support you.
You heard him and felt him chuckle against your thighs as he planted kisses and bites to them as he moved you down his body before rising up some. Once he caught your eye he raised a brow at you, his face glistening with your release as he licked his lips.
You rolled your eyes as you spoke. “Your wet, hot, gorgeous pussy” you stated making his snort before he pulled you back up into a sitting position and tapped the tent in his jeans.
An hour later you were both sweaty and catching your breaths as you sat atop him. His cock still twitching deep inside you as the last of his release painted your walls. Hands locked together as he smiled up at you. “Do you feel my love for every perfect inch of you now babygirl?” he inquired softly as he watched you examine yourself in the mirror. You nodded before looking down at him. You had never felt so good in your own body before.
“I might need a daily no scratch that at least twice daily reminder though for life” you joked making him laugh.
#sons of anarchy#ravennasmasterlist#happy lowman#happy lowman fanfic#happy lowman fanfiction#happy lowman x reader#sons of anarchy fanfiction#sons of anarchy fanfic#plus size reader#happy x plus size reader#fanfiction
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ACCUSATIONS | chris
warnings : toxic bf, cheating accusations
notes : I hate hate hate this!
you stood across from chris in his kitchen, your head hurting from the tension between the pair of you. "I got told!" he yelled, referring to the fact that he had just accused you of cheating on him at a party you were at yesterday without him.
"by who?" you yell back, crossing your arms. chris raised his voice to your level even more, not caring if any of the neighbours heard. he walked up right to you, getting in your face while looking you up and down. "who do you think? your friends who saw you!"
"are you serious?" you scoff, "the same friend that wanted you since day one? she literally was in your dm's! ofcourse she’d lie." you argue back just as his brothers came home, walking into the kitchen with concerned looks. "you guys okay?" nick questioned, knowing what his brother got like.
chris ignores him, not taking his eyes off of you. "so you're saying that they are lying then? you didn't cheat on me then is what you're trying to say?" he questioned you, not believing your words one bit.
“i wouldn't cheat on you, chris." your voice grew quieter, showing how genuine you you You didn't want to hurt him, but he always drastically changed things no matter how hard you tried. he was toxic, but you were inlove.
he sighed out loud when he heard your words, he ran his hand through his hair, not knowing whether he could believe it or not at this point. his brothers stood silently while watching you both, not sure whether to get involved or not. "why should i believe you then? huh?"
you frown, feeling your lip beginning to tremble. "are you serious?" you felt a quiver in your voice, "it's been two years. will you ever trust me?"he crossed his arms once you said this, feeling defensive as you begin to break down. it pained him to see that, but he still couldn't fully believe that you didn't cheat. "that doesn’t mean shit, i’m just meant to trust and believe you then? just like that?"
"when it's a random girl with bad intentions telling you lies, then yeah." he rolled his eyes, still not believing you. "what if she's not making it up then? what if she's actually telling the truth? what then, huh?"
you roll your eyes, fed up of arguing. you rubbed your hands up and down your face in frustration - not responding. he got more annoyed by your silence, his face growing red. "answer the question. what then if she's right, huh?" He demanded from you.
you still didnt respond, fighting tears as you hid your face in your hands. he took notice of you covering your face, and he slightly lightened up, his face turning a bit less red. "don’t get all emotional now." he said as his expression softened a little bit.
"i’m sick of this, chris." your finally take your hands away, your eyes now red. you hide your shaking hands behind your back, pulling at your fingers to distract yourself. he could see your glossy eyes from the tears. "sick of what? me not trusting you?"
"yes. i haven't done anything to earn this. i’ve tried to be sympathetic, to help you and earn your trust but it's useless." you shake your head, taking a step back from him. "are you saying this is all my fault then?" he questioned you, his face becoming red once again, his voice growing higher. "i’m asking you one last time. did. you. cheat?"
"chris." matt cuts in, standing up for you. "leave her alone, i was with her all night. i was the only guy she spoke to, and i even drove her home." you look over him, thankful for his input.
his eyes darted to his brother as he cut in, his face was still red as he began thinking about what matt had said. "...really?" he asked. he wanted to believe that matt was right, he trusted his brothers more than anything, but deep down he still wasn’t sure.
"she’s not your ex, chris." nick piped up, sick of his behaviour. he let out a sigh, and his red face started to fade. he knew that his brothers were probably right, he was just too blinded by anger and his fear of being cheated on, again.
“i need to go." you couldn’t be there anymore, you had to be alone. you could feel yourself beginning to fall apart. his face saddened once he noticed that you were leaving, he hated to see you upset like this. "wait.." he called out to you as you began to walk away.
"leave me alone, chris." you spoke as as you slid on your shoes, "i’m sick of you doing this to me." you spoke your truth, wiping your teary eyes. "i can take you home." matt offered, grabbing his keys again.
chris just stood there, listening to your words. he hated that he hurt you, but sometimes his anger got the best of him. seeing you wipe away tears made him feel like a jerk, and he began to realize how crazy he had been acting.
"you’re really leaving.?" he asked you softly. you nod, not sure what this meant for your relationship. “please don't go." he spoke softly but desperately, his voice and expression filled with pleading.
you didn’t respond, instead following back to the car. you slipped into the backseat, feeling your heart thumping against your chest. “are you okay?” he asked, spotting your shaking hands as you try to calm yourself down.
you nod, your head falling into your hands as you feel yourself break down. chris watched from the door, his heart breaking as his brother comforted you. he needed to fix this.
#chris sturniolo#chris sturiolo fanfic#christopher sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo angst#chris sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo x y/n#chris sturniolo x you#sturniolofic
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the successful aftermath of the first ever (improvised) top surgery, invented by master katara of the southern water tribe and performed on fire lord zuko (circa 104 ag)
#sokka is a prodigy inventor that specializes in engineering and tactics.#and katara is a prodigy that specializes in EVIL SURGERY and ANATOMY MURDER. she just doesnt know it yet.#and zuko is her NUMBER ONE ENABLER#its like how azula is a prodigy in firebending and zuko is a prodigy in breaking and entering#hes like I bet you anything we can use bloodbending for good things (trying to make her feel better about it)#and it leads to unethical medical practices (because they cant do anything legal and normal for fun together)#she didnt even come up with a plan for how she was gonna do it she free styled and it worked#sokka hates them both so much hes never leaving them unattended together for longer than 5 minutes ever again#atla#avatar the last airbender#katara#zuko#blood tw#alicias art
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"shadows are inverted flames" -> wilsons hair is made of shadow -> YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HAIR IS MADE OF FLAME??? PETPETPETPET
also wilson can't leave the throne so he just has to deal with her doing this 24/7
#i cant believe i frankensteined this piece back to acceptability. wack.#dont starve#dst willow#wilson higgsbury#willowson#i kind of uh. hated the linework for this. so then i just. threw every trick i knew at the piece until it tuned out ok#still. dont look too hard.#real talk... it probably feels like thick clouds of smoke... incredibly soft... very soothing yes yes.#i will always come back to willowson. Actually Mad mad scientist x escaped asylum felon arsonist.#and its always a toss up as to who is going to be more unstable in any given situation.#they take turns.#usually wilson is Responsible. he likes feeling adult unlike willow. but sometimes he goes WACK and willow goes (sigh) guess ill clock in#what if we were both horrible people put in a situation where it didnt really matter anymore#could we find some kind of solace in the now-mundane insanity. could it become borderline domestic.#the closest thing to a home either of us have really ever had#i know wilsons parents canonically loved him very much . but#what has it amounted to for him? does he even believe he was loved at all?#his comments about nannies... they left you alone a lot didnt they poor boy. with nothing but books and bad ideas and worse thoughts#and willow. (gestures to the ashes of the orphanage and the Metaphor of 'seeing shadows')#wilson (haunted by his mind) (as in the threat is internal and the threat is Him)#willow (haunted by her mind) (AS IN SHE IS LITERALLY BEING HAUNTED)#(alternatively a metaphor for a vague and nameless mental illness. more of an allusion to the old 'asylums' than a specific diagnosis)#also they have fangs. ok goodnight#my nyart
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Trying to see if there's any correlation, positive or negative. Please choose the option closest to your feelings. I would have had more nuance ones but there's only 12 slots. And please feel free to detail your feelings in the tags
#mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#starlight glimmer#discord#discord mlp#starlight glimmer mlp#polls#m post#personally i like em both but i watched later so i didnt have the thing of waiting a week between eps#which i imagine is a contributing factor in starlight hate. cause you wait a week and have another ep focused on her instead of one you like#i can only imagine it would make you like her even less#and i know a lot of folks find discord annoying or wish he was implemented differently
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Ok, drop your favourite characters and ships from the Three Musketeers, queen. <3
the answer is pretty simple actually <3
Aramis is my babygirl, my murder kitten, my favourite little princess, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese... truly one of the characters of all time. to me. and he ages like fine wine - the older, the more cruel and ruthless and cunning and evil he gets, the better.
im a die-hard Athos/Aramis truther 🙏 i also adore the whole thing Aramis and Madame de Chevreuse have going on, especially their fucked up little divorce in the last book, it's insane and i'm obsessed with it. I do also think Aramis and d'Artagnan are long overdue for some quality hatesex sesh! and none of these are mutually exclusive, the opposite actually. basically i live for and breathe the entire d'Artagnan/Athos/Aramis/Marie drama. it's everything to me <333
#im also a huge fan of the weird psychosexual relationship he has with fouquet in the last book... did they fuck? idk! idc!#i think it would actually be more fucked up if they didnt so im gonna go with that lol#now i know its not a popular opinion but i dont buy the fan favourite porthos/aramis ship AT ALL im sorryyyyy#i just feel like aramis's relationship to athos is so so important to his character and it gets overlooked a lot#because of the easy schematic d'art/athos & aramis/porthos division. but it just doesnt really work for me#now i could talk about the relationship between aramis and d'artagnan for hours but i think one of the most important things#is that they both need to be absolutely psychosexually obsessed with athos and they both need to clock the other immediately.#i also think the aramis and porthos relationship is also very very important even if it's not romantic in nature#i actually think the ending they get hits harder if it isn't (and the ending with athos hits more if it is.#i will never be normal about their last scene together. it was written specifically to haunt me.)#BUT ALSO! i do like to think that they all fucked. i mean come on. dumas knew what he was doing.#as for other fav characters i have a strong love-hate relationship with d'artagnan lol#mordaunt and milady ofc 🙏 they should have been allowed to fucking kill them all <33#but aside from aramis my fav is actually marie aka mme de chevreuse. we dont get a lot of her in person but she's a fascinating character#especially being a woman in a dumas story. she's special. to me <33333 i still think she should have been allowed#to get aramis's head at the end. her salome swag would be INSANE 💖💅✨#the three musketeers#^^girl who said the answer is short and simple#oh i also adore constance!!! at the beginning ofc before dumas nerfs her into little more than tragic love interest for d'artagnan :(#montalais and malicorne too ofc 🙏 het couple of all time. to me.
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jjk is about a lot of things but most of all with regard to Shoko Satoru and Suguru it's about how if you don't interact with people who aren't in your weird fucked up school with like 10 ppl total on a regular basis you WILL become an incredibly interesting adult in a way that makes people pity you
#JJK#Jujutsu Kaisen#Like obv the post is jokey but genuinely I feel like ppl don't talk about the intense isolation that goes on#Shoko Nanami Suguru and Satoru like regularly interact w 4 ppl (the others + Haibara) and like... Man. When you lose 25% of your social lif#And you can barely. Talk to the other 75% because they're equally but differently affected. Shits going to do some Interesting Things to u#Also it might be part of ''op grew up with very little social interaction not for any one specific reason but in general#Doesn't naturally form friendships/bonds even when surrounded by ppl'' but only having like 1 or two close friends#(and like. Satoru calls Suguru his only friend. He definitely likes Shoko and Nanami but obviously there's a distance there)#Will do some Very Interesting Things To You. Anyway Satoru and Suguru were both pretty heavily implied to be very socially isolated#As children (bc of being ''the strongest''/able to see curses but also autism. They're autistic) and then ended up having a wildly#Codependent relationship that ended up ruining them both bc they didn't know how to start fixing things#Because they were the only ppl they really knew so. I'm going to be honest I think at some points they straight up loathed each other#Suguru bc Satoru ''left him behind'' Satoru bc Suguru ''didnt catch up'' and like. They had fucking no one to talk to#like 1. Shoko and Nanami are Also Kids and Know Both Of Them Well so trying to go to them would be. Wild#2. The adults in their life... There's only so much Yaga can do as one man. And I also think he's Struggling#3. They straight up don't know how to talk to people. They just don't.#Anyways they hated each other because they loved each other and I'm not saying talking to other ppl would've fixed this but#I think it could've changed A Lot y'know. Eh maybe my point would be stronger if Yuuji Megumi n Nobara#Like. Had better fleshed out social lives (showing why they're less fucking. Deranged) bc there's clearly Elements but not really much#Concrete stuff to point to. Yuuji kinda just forgets his old classmates. Sad! Megumi had His Sister and that was........ And Nobara didn't#Get her shit resolved. So. Yaaaay
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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Ngl youtube videos suddenly got me slowly turning into a Justin Russo hater.
#like mainly later seasons him#early seasons him is fine#but like i guess plot wise you could argue he becomes more iffy because you know the competition will be soon#and justin does want to become the family wizard#as for some reason this show still never fully tackled the fucked up shit of the idea that wizard siblings have to grow up studying magic#only for one or two or whatever number siblings to lose it to one sibling in a competition#like stevie was the closest we got to that#but like it still dont make it less bad with how justin was#like the worst example i can name is him literally refusing to save alex whose his sister btw and shes always dropped shit to save him#because he wants to project onto her that she purposely fucked up his chances to get back into the competition via#pushing the students to take the test only for them to be failed because bad guy being bad guy in reality#and basically blames her for the failure and such as a result and acts like its all an act when she is mad on the students behalf and shit#and his students have to drag him kicking and screaming just to save her from the bad guy's shit#and there's also the competition itself where harper and zeke get grabbed by a creature during it#but alex has to convince her brothers to save the two and thats just cold already on justins end with zeke#but cause they took too long they all lose the competition and magic#and both brothers especially justin proceed to treat alex like shit even during work hours meaning#fucking over family business just to get at alex#and when the dad ultimately almost sells the place justin STILL blames alex#like she was the only one working fully max was being max and justin was being a little bitch to her#aka the infamous refusing to make her orders only max's and when he does he throws the sandwich at her#and cause she was holding drinks at the time and didnt see it coming the drinks went on a customer#and also throwing table trash into her already full bin shes carrying around while cleaning tables#and therefore messing it up for her like#and alex's logo...well from sounds of shit thats just justin again being a hateful bitch to his sister with zero consquiences#even one commenter pointing how he sadistically smiled while telling her all her friends hate her#like dear god if the show was doing this to make everyone root for alex its working i hate later season justin#gonna be interesting if hes matured or not as an adult
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genuinely the concept of mai is so. well someone has to be that be person and everyone ever in the whole wide world ever doesnt have to be that person but SHE has to be that person but it's not even random unluck bc it was always going to be her pre-scratch damara caused the scratch knowing it was going to be her but post-scratch damara isnt her and well See i'm not saying pre-scratch damara should go through what she kind of put her post-scratch self through or anything like its balls for her both times truly but just kind of like way more for damara2 imho.............. but that's just me damara1 was always going to cause the scratch bc it has to happen for blah blah blah but she did so and wanted to for the blah blah blah LE and like for all purposes it WAS her (prescratch damara) on the other side so she's making the choice abt herself they were literally the same baby they were born the same but now they're different. and prescratch damara decided to work w LE and caused the scratch knowing She would be theHis handmaid in the second iteration of the universe and since it Is Her she gets to choose that but it also but postscratch damara who kind of is not her didn't get a choice because she never had a choice bc of being number2 tough luck all around it sucks to tbe the handmaid homestuck
#her whole fucking life bro was just in service to this Thing and She was just like some its like horrible trapped mode She Has To Be That Pe#rson.#that was literally the only point to her actual literal entire existence.#and the thing is she kind of is her right down to the same anger at the injustices of it all damara1's violent lashing out that damara 2 wi#l loop forever and ever and that anger is righteous both times but it was in that damara1 came to LE like.#you are damara2 you never had a choice and when you rebel against it or even if you dont actually it's all the same#bc that's what they want you to be. angry destruction monster havoc-wreaker. it's all done with the same rage#that got you here. you are the same girl. but you're not but you are. But you know who's definitely not the same. the handmaid homestuck an#d the alpha timeline pre-scratch damara megido chilling in the dreambubbles#mai didnt get dreambubbles what she got was all she got and it was never even really about Her. oh well#That Was A Whole Nother Person. whose existence from beginning to end was to just fulfill this role. She was never anything else. just#do your job that's what you're here for. you will never be a person. isolated and unloved for years and years in your room isolated#and unloved for years and years but now your cage is overwhelmingly expansive across time and space and you are not a person bc#people dont live lives in infinitesimal increments across eons or the galaxy each place as unfamiliar and meaningless as the last and no#place to call home bc things like you dont need a home they dont need a place to rest. you will never get to rest. never ever eve evr ever#oh my god. head in hands#i don't hate damara1 btw. just so we're clear#just thingking abt her todayyyy
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he's such a fucking hater man
#i mean I'm no better but still#it's so funny#as soon as he gets a bigger office in a better city he just starts clowning on y.agami#honestly i missed seeing him be mean as hell sjdhqjsj he really does have his moments <3#the scene where he asks y.ui about her husband... that little smirk on his face... i think he just enjoys pissing people off#but yeah i cant really argue with him there#y.agami's office is pretty sad#the stack of dishes has been there for three years-#but i am glad to see him acting like this again#he's been kinda quiet this game#which I'm glad for because i know he just feels comfortable around the gang#but still akdjajs#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#man.. i love him..#we're haters together <3#the other day my mom told me i was a 'hated since the day you were born' which i think is the funniest thing ever#he talks all that talk about wanting to be just like y.agami and how much he admires him#and then goes back to always clowning on him lmaaaoo#it's okay#i clown on y.agami too#grown ass man-#s.ugiura is obviously an adult but since the whole rest of the cast is like pushing 40 and 50#he feels so young compared to them (he's 25 in the first game 28 in the second) and ash is the same age#and it's so funny seeing both of them go 'man... you're old-'#even t.esso calls him kiddo#speaking of. ash has a little crush on him. nothing crazy but the 'OMG HOT OLDER GUY WOW HE'S SO HOT OMG-' kind of crush ajdhajsj#it's just played for laughs. there is absolutely nothing there (he also laughs and calls her kiddo)#and it's so amusing seeing ash whisper to s.ugiura 'wait.. he's so hot..' and him being like 'dude are you fr rn'#and ash is like 'lol you didnt deny he's hot' and oh I've hit tag limit- gn pals!
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Why does every aspect of my life keep combining today!? I decided to rewatch Hunchback of Notre Dame(1. The opening and Hellfire constantly haunt me, 2. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS FILM) I digress. I also watched Amadeus today so I'm like, HUH WAIT WDYM TOM HULCE IS IN THIS TOO!? And I don't know how to feel about the fact that I recognize Paris/Notre Dame so well purely bcs I've been playing ac unity every day 😭😭😭
#aghhhhhhhhh im so rambly today ignore me i just wanna talk abt everything and anything#the ac thing is so bad tho i dont know how to feel 😭😭#this movie obv takes place all around notre dame and i keep feeling like. deja vu#hey wait ive climbed up this tower before....ive been in this church before...#but only in my silly video game djjfkfkf#omg they namedropped some location in paris too and im like. i literally could point this out on a map 😭😭#OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY ASIDE FROM THAT I DONT GET HOW THEY GOT AWAY WITH THIS FILM#frollo is so...bro how is he a disney villain 😭😭 how is this a children's movie#its funny my moms like ah i hate that film. but i was playing some clips for her again and shes like fine. its not bad.#but her reasoning was bcs she thought: this isnt for children#but when i watched it as a kid i didnt think that at all. but watching it now im like HOW?!!?!?!?!!.#but that aside i kinda hate the way children's stuff today is soooooo bland and unchallenging#bcs this movie confronts such ADULT ideas but i was literally none the wiser. thus can enjoy it both as a kid and adult#man....frollo is so fascinating. i dont wanna say cool cause hes genuinely sooooooo fucked up#but his design and how he is as a villain is just so cool and im just so shocked they got away w this#i wish kids movies could be this fucked up again LOL#the frollo parts make you forget its even a kids movie 😭#his design tho is it too cliche of me to say he reminds me of a specific habsburg emperor-#also the tom hulce thing i was like YOURE KIDDING what a strange coincidence#catie.rambling.txt
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Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous
Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really
#it speaks#white woman moment#its really funny bc like. its very much a her to jfk song#(everyones favorite problematic short king)#but she looks at him with uhhh#like heres this kid(hes 28) standing on the precipice o what she had been all those years ago#but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died#and she is projecting so much onto him. which is part of why she doesn't respect him at all#'im a sucker just like you'#its also funny bc like. it is Too Late for Phoenix.also its scary that theyre hungry bc as far as she knows death avatars arent supposed 2 b#but also theyre the first one shes met. and Phoenix is kind of just scary in general.#but being around those two is like. almost flashbacky(jfk also reminds her alot of her ex aroun that age tho audreys dad was Worse)#(she never met him but heard enough stories about the guy and i mean. he fed her to the hunt on purpose.#i dont think jorges dad wanted what was going to happen to happen)#part of why she texted her so fast tbh. not that they hadnt talked at all since the divorce.#i thinj they talked. not alot bc mel WAS in europe and international data rates pre smartphone age oof ouch#and also like. they did irrevocably harm eachother physically and mentally but they do both careeeeee#tho. i do not think melissa wouldve ever dropped everything to go help audrey like audrey would and did for her.#(girl who runs away from her problems x girl who is a dog)#auuughhhhhh#she really is my chew toy.#i also think alot about her sky mafia years but those r fun and sexy little secrets for me#as much as i love Basil's motw campaign i do with it was easier to unentangle her from tma lore.#bc like. normal vampire works well but it loses so much of the flavor. various sea beasts keep the flavor but loose the morality.#for pathfinder if i were to redo her id go with storm oracle and then spec into kineticist. which does work Ok I Guess.#but like. even that its still not what i want#one scene that probably would've never happened in game but i thought ahout if we ever went back to the item storage or maybe a wierd thrift#shop or something was to like. have her come across a violin and pick it up and make it scream horribly. like. really concentrate on making#it make the worst noise imaginable. shes trying to reach that wonderful horrible music avatars mention alot in the earlier seasons#and then realizes everyone else Hates That So Much and jokingly play one of the devil's riffs from tdwdg. tbh i should finally draw that
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Thinks abt my lob corp nuggets oh so hard. I may only have second hand half remembered knowledge of project moon worldbuilding but I will still forever obsess over my lil guys who suck absolute ass
#rat rambles#oc posting#I <3 women who are just straight up bad people#this is mostly abt my girl yuri but its also abt my girl juliet#yuri is well. she's certainly smth.#she's very fascinated in psychology and in particular the psychology behind abnormalities#and it is for this reason that shes in disciplinary#for most of her life one of the things that had facinated her most is the mind'd reaction to pain and suffering#so she finds suppressing abnormalities to be very fun and interesting#her girlfriend maxy certainly has an interesting perspective on this aspect of yuri to but it kindly#maxy has a lot of self loathing mostly relating to how numb shes become to everything and how unatural it is for her to care abt stuff#so she sees yuri as a far better person than she is because she still manages to care and be passionate abt things#she deeply admires and loves yuri and feels like she doesnt deserve yuri's affection#maxy is also the only person that I say yuri genuinely cares abt on a personal level#most of the time even ppl yuri rly likes arent safe from her morbid curiosity but she genuinely cares abt maxy's wellbeing#now juliet is generally a lot less extreme than yuri but shes still not great#juliet and her bestie loki both are genuinely very invested in the cause and goals of lob corp which is the first red flag#but juliet is the more noteworthy of the two actions wise because she actually interacts with fellow employees#she was among the first employees here and while she comes off as friendly and nice she takes her job incredibly seriously and doesn't fuck#around when it comes to productivity levels#she generally respects malkuth a lot more than any of the other robots and actively dislikes most of the others#most newbies tend to like her because of her being one of the few higher ranking employees thats friendly and welcoming but most that make#it longer term tend to realize quick that she doesn't care abt any of them#but whats often worse than her not caring abt you is her seeing potential in you#if she sees potential in someone she will make it very clear and do everything in her power to help them realize that potential#one of my other higher ranking guys mason very much hates juliet because of that exact situation#mason rly didnt know what she was getting into when she got hired at lob corp and mostly worked with the much softer abnos for her first#while at the job until she was thrown into the deep end to work on censored#most of the other higher level employees at the time wouldnt be able to make it through a work session with censored but she was#barely. but it was enough that juliet took notice of her and decided that maybe this guy was worth keeping around afterall
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i dont wanna eat anything or do anything and i just wanna lay around but i also dont wanna do that and i dont wanna watch anything or read anything and idk what i wanna do
#i was supposed to have someone review my resume and i was banking on the fact that maybe talking to someone instead of being alone in my roo#would help me out but the whole appointment system maker thing was messed up so we couldnt even meet#so i literally hvae nothing better to do than wait the next few days to get back to campus#and i was soooo excited to go back to school and i still am cuz i know itll make me feel better being around people#but im just a lot less excited than i was#cuz i just really really hate the idea of having to spend another fall semester getting over someone#like i couldve probably handled spring semester. but fall semester???? when theres already enough desolateness as it is???#like i just hate hate htae the idea of being on buses and starting to cry again and its midnight at 4pm when im crying#and theres people everywhere and the wrost part is shes literally on the same campus as me!!! so now i might actually see her!!!#and i dont want to!!!#i want to be friends but right now i know if i see her again ill just start sobbing on the spot#i was so excited for thsi fall sem but now im just notttt#and i know ill be busier (hopefully) this sem so im sure ill be better off than last year#but still like. idfk i dont know what to do. i think i just need to hear someone elses voice#im supposed to talk to my friend later today so maybe thatll help#cuz im kinda ready to tell someone about it but what if she telsl me she cant call what am i suppsoed to doooo#cuz last year the person iw as getting over lived a bajillion miles from me so it was easier!!! but she and I live 5 mins from each other#AND SHES FREINDS WITH LIKE ALL MY ROOMMATES#THEYRE ALL HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS !!!!#GODDDD.#i mean there are def upsides to this . for example its good we broke up now#cuz imagine if we broke up cuz of a fight and then thered be a big issue in the friend group#but it ended well and i dont think our friends / roommates will be 'picking sides'#as long as i just dont do anything drastic lol#adn who knows maybe our friendship will bounce back and i really hope it does!!#but she and i didnt start off as friends we kinda went into this knowing we were into each other to begin with#so like how do i be friends with her you know???#and friendship is soo important to me so its not like i dont want to be friends with her. i really really do. i just dont know how itll wor#like i value friendship over romantic relationships any day but also our relationship felt so deep to me#which is why im scared that we wont be friends even though i know we both want to be
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god fucking dammit julie chen didn't-use-her-husband's-name-till-he-came-up-in-#metoo moonves. an evicted houseguest gets to come back but ONLY the two that were JUST evicted, the two worst houseguests that have been wanted to get the boot by fans all season. this isn't scaryverse week this is DREADverse week.
#literally wanna kms#going through the five fucking stages of grief here#i know you told the jared-cirie secret to all the other houseguests in their exit interviews so they cant come back#OH this is SO fucking stupid#they DIDNT. EVEN. LEAVE#text post#bb25#the drama though if hisam or reilly got the chance to come back#i'd kinda want hisam back for the drama of it lol#but also reilly going home when she did was really unfair to her so i feel bad for her#anyway. i hope jared is the one who really goes i guess?#fuck cameron but jared has only gotten to be more and more infuriating#cameron is at least interesting to watch#jared is like a progressively worsening illness#i have the feeling people are more sick of jared at this point#theyre both fucking cockroaches though#poor bb audience. we didn't even get one week blissfully free of worrying about either of those 2 weirdos#i hate you all goodnight
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