#but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died

[gilfrespecter]

Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous

Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really

[jsooly]

WRITERS BLOCK? NOT ON MY WATCH !!

Do you think Jake gave chocolate or somehow found some and made the kids taste it and then by popular demand forced to recreate it but it just ended up either nothing like chocolate or something akin to a poison but not really…

Also happy valentines day! Totally didnt make me cry with the small Neytiri you had posted ❤️

taken in by the sullys: (belated) valentine's edition! / sully family x human!daughter/sister!reader

this is SUCH A CUTE REQUEST OMG & happy (very late) valentine's day! sorry about the tears but it had to be done, anon pls forgive me 😔

synopsis, jake attempts (and fails) to make a sweet treat.

jake should've known little white lies never stay little.

when he originally found (and swiped) a box of chocolates from norm's lab, he brought it back home to his five children, eager to spoil them with the decadent flavors.

neytiri bit into one delicately (read: suspiciously) while the children scarfed them down. jake had to snatch a few for himself and his wife before you guys finished inhaling them.

"mm," kiri groaned, her eyes squeezing in delight. "these are so good." lo'ak and neteyam nodded feverishly in agreement.

"where'd you get 'em!" tuk launched herself into his lap.

"made 'em just for you guys." jake said proudly before he could stop himself.

"thanks, dad." neteyam smiled sweetly, chomping down on his chocolate heart.

neytiri gave him the most diabolical side eye known to man. jake smiled at her smugly, knowing he scored some points with the kids after she'd been scolding them all day—

"make more!" tuk grinned up at him.

jake's smile immediately faltered. he had not thought that far.

kiri handed jake back the empty box, nothing but the empty wrappers mismatched across the molds that held the chocolate in place. "how long did it take you to make?"

"uhh, not long." he shrugged coolly, but neytiri's trained eye could tell he was bluffing. she just smiled and played into his predicament.

"the kids loved it, yawne." she stood up, standing behind him and squeezing his shoulders. "would you like your father to make another set for tomorrow?"

he glared up at her, only to be met with her amused expression.

the chorus of agreement was the verdict. jake would have to figure something out and fast.

/

during his time on pandora, jake has tried a lot of food, berries, herbs, everything. he remembered some nut tasting akin to the chocolate flavor he was going for.

in between his olo'eyktan duties, he harvested some. what else makes chocolate? water? he filled his waterskin with some fresh drinking water. sugar? he cut some cane up and carved the unrefined sugar from the stems.

as far as he was concerned, he had the ingredients.

before returning home, he ground the nuts into a fine powder. he crushed the sugar grains a little bit before pouring it all into a bowl. he added a bit of water until it was slightly gooey. whipping out the original box, he poured his concoction into the molds and let it sit overnight to harden.

safe to say when he presented his batch to you guys, you were not impressed.

"ow." lo'ak mumbled as best he could, his tooth stuck in the chocolate disaster jake served up.

neytiri cursed her husband before kneeling beside her youngest son to help him.

"ugh," kiri sniffed the 'chocolate' before putting it back into the box. "are you sure you did it the same way as the first time?"

jake huffed. "yeah... i guess..." he trailed off.

you knocked a mishappen heart against the ground. it dented the wood underneath you. "uh, dad... i don't think this is edible."

"couda tol' me tha befo'." lo'ak glared at you, his words muffled by neytiri prodding at his stuck tooth.

jake sighed, making sure never to try something silly like this again unless he wanted his whole entire family to rip his ego and pride to shreds.

lo'ak had one less tooth by the end of the day.

. . .

thanks for reading! <3

© jsooly ‘25

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Title: Quarantine Lover, Not Really We Hate Each Other

Gif credit @macherierps.

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Hope you all enjoy

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"Stop staring at me with those beady eyes, Angel Reyes". Groaning as you took a bite from your cereal. Angel sat at the end of the table just glaring at you. This has been happening since the quarantine hit. You two sort of got locked in together. It wasn't meant to happen, you were dropping something off for your father to Angel and then all hell broke loose and you couldn't travel back him. All the hotels and motels were booked. You didnt know anyone else so your father said to stay with Angel until all this was over. It's been almost three months and you can't stand the sight of him anymore.

"You ate all my fucking cereal. Bitch didnt leave me a crumb or anything". Angel shook his head. There was plenty of food in the house but Angel was set on his favorite ceral to get him through the quarantine without killing anyone. He wished he got stuck with Coco, hell he'd even settle for Ez.

"There's more in the cabinet". You mumbled as your mouth was full, pointing to the cabinet behind Angel's head.

"That's for next week. This box was supposed to last me the rest of this week. And you scoffed it down like a little pig".

"That's right. Yum yum yum". You took a big bite of cereal, chewing it up and showing him. He growled and got up from the table. "I'm going for a smoke".

"Remember you can't go outside".

"I'm going on my damn porch, not to the fucking store. Get off my back, woman". He slammed the door behind him, making you chuckle.

As you were cleaning up your dishes, you over heard Angel on the phone. Your father always told you not to ease drop on people because you could get your feelings hurt and that's exactly what happened.

"Listen here man. You need to get your daughter the fuck outta my house. I will mail her to you. She may not get to you in one piece but at least shes out of my damn hair. I can't stand her and I dont know how you haven't taken her out. She's annoying and she needs to go". Angel told your father over the phone. You sighed and went to your room that Angel was letting you stay in for the time being.

You didn't mean to be annoying, Angel isn't no saint either. He's loud, obnoxious, smells weird and he eats with his mouth open. He takes shits with the door open, you've walked past him several times doing that. He's got a loud ass mouth that could be heard around the world. But you haven't been a very good house guest either. So you valued to be better from now on.

Starting with cleaning up, the house was a wreck, beer bottles laying around and old food wrappers. A pot that's been sitting on the stove since before you got there. You were scared to open it so you chucked in the trash and bought Angel a new one online. You cleaned every inch of his house, except his room. You didn't dare go in there.

Angel watched oddly as you cleaned around him. He didn't know what you were up to but he did like that he didnt have to clean and you weren't being as annoying.

"Thanks for cleaning the kitchen". He whispered as he ate his dinner that you cooked. You're surprised he ate and didnt think it was poisoned.

"It's the least I can do since I'm staying here. Thanks for letting me stay and all. You could've thrown me on the streets but you didnt so thank you". You blushed as Angel smiled at you.

A knock on the door made you both jump and your blush disappeared. Angel went to the door and there was six boxes sitting at his front door.

"Who are they for"? You asked trying to seem not suspicious.

"They're addressed to me". He pulled put his knife and cut the first box.

"A pot"? He handed you the pot with a lid.

"Why would someone send me a pot"?

"I kinda threw away the one that was on your stove. I hope that was okay"?

"Good. I was scared to open it myself. I think Coco or Gilly cooked mac n cheese in it and left it. Probably was green and moldy. But you didnt have to do this. It was just a little pot".

"Its nothing". Your blush came back.

Angel opened the other boxes, they had toilet paper, his special shampoo. His cologne. A book he has been wanting and a movie you thought he would like. Then the last box. He sat down on the couch and opened it. A loud chuckle came from him as he took out the boxes of his favorite cereal.

"There's five boxes here so I hope that will last you awhile".

"It will. Thanks again. You didn't have to do this".

"I know. It's a way to make up for being so annoying and in the way".

"I didnt mean that. You're not annoying or in the way. I was just blowing off steam. You're welcomed here, just as long as you eat some of my cereal". He laughed playfully nudged your shoulder.

"Okay". You smiled.

"So you want to watch the movie and eat a bowl of cereal"?

"We just got done with dinner".

"There's always room for cereal". Angel got up from the couch and went to grab two bowls and spoons and the milk. Coming back to sit beside you.

"Okay. I'll put in the movie".

As the movie played and you two ate your cereal, it was actually nice. You two laughed and talked like normal people. No fighting or annoyance. It was cool and it felt right.

"That was a stupid ass movie but I'd watch it again". Angel yawned as he stretched back on the couch.

"It was. Getting kinda late better head off to bed". You say about to get up Angel grabbed your hand.

"Stay". He pulled you down beside him. You nestled into his arm.

"This is nice. Feels right". Angel snuggled into the couch making you warm and cuddly.

"You're right. It does. Weird right"?

"Yeah, after all we've been through together over the past couple months, hating each other. We're finally getting along and I like this. Us two". You felt Angel kiss the top of your head, then laid his head in yours. His arms wrapped around you tightly. Your hands locked together.

"Good night Angel". You snuggled in deep.

"Good night, babe". Angel softly said as he started to doze off.

At first this wasn't the best situation for either of you but you grew on each other, like mold on mac n cheese.

[baldchopperr]

W.I.P Storyline (will also edit when on pc)

Tag.. My current persona and My main one piece oc.

A few things about him..

She's bigender, and pansexual. She doesn't care what gender or sexuality anyone is. As well, he grew up in a deserted town in the middle of a nowhere Island.

Speaking of the island, a bit about his past is that he's a devil fruit user. At a very young age too. She basically ate a found fruit given by his mother who didnt know what it was till the rest of the town started hating on her. He was 1 at the time.

The mother realized all the hate cast upon her is Tags fault so she started to hate on him too. Meanwhile the rest of the town was packing up to leave, as everyone thought devil fruit was a curse (and it is) but they thought it was contagious in a way. By the time the town was ready to abandon Tag, he was 3. Barely knew human language except for insults towards him. She lived in the nearby forest at the time. Only surviving by eating varies of fruits and veggies that grew around her. Most of them being poisonous so he didn't eat often..

Finally, the town left and she was able to return to the buildings where leftover food was abandoned, just like him. Of course it was more or less not even food. Rotting meat, moldy bread. But Tag didnt have a problem with that. His stomach was able to handle the mold more or less.

(Wip part!)Then came a navy ship. The townsfolk got in contact with some Marines saying that there was a threat on the island and that they couldn't return till it was gone. So they sent a marine ship out to the island. Garp was on it for whatever reason.

And they set foot on the land. They didn't see anything wrong with it as they ventured through the forest, till they discovered the lonely town in the middle of a nowhere forest. It was quiet., besides for the animal noises nearby. Till they heard scurring from a building they walk by. Garp and the few Marines he brought with looked through the building. Eugh the stench. Revolting smell came from barrels and boxes as rotting meat and old liquids of sorts sat in them. But they were roughly pryed open by someone around.

Thunk

Garp heard a noise by the entrance, turning around to see a young child. Tag! He growled at them in fear only yelling insults as "Die!" or "Monster!" They were simple insults. But thats all tag learned as they were the most said to him. Garp picked up the child and the other Marines stared at her. Tag kept yelling "Die" over and over again while kicking and crying. Garp glared at the kid. Realizing this is the threat the townsfolk were talking about.

"Where are your parents"

Tag didnt respond, her eyes widening. She didn't know what that meant. She tilted her head to the side. Come to think of it, his clothes were dirty, and crusty. From blood, vomit, and mud. The kid barely looked 5 at the time. Tag started screaming and kicking again. The Marines suggested Garp bring him to the boat. Garp huffed at them but agreed. Garp knocked Tag right out, holding her in his arm. Tag didnt even look like he had a gender, Kid didn't even know what English was. Or pirates.

Garp and the marine crew arrived at the ship. Ordering someone to wash the kid up and bring her to his room.

"Maybe this kids got some gut, surviving maybe years alone" he was right, 2-3 years of moldy bread and plants that grew around the town.

"They'll be just fine"