#i cant wait to move dude
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analogboii · 1 month ago
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coming into work realizing no one cleaned while i was gone for the whole fucking week
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frankensteindotpdf · 4 months ago
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every kitchen door should have a LOCK stay the FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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trans-estinien · 1 year ago
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i love being autistic cause sometimes i get a glimpse into how regular people perceive things and its like. what the fuck. what the fuck is that? you live like this? and its normal?? i think YOURE the weird one actually. im fine. thanks though.
#THERES SO MANY WEIRD RULES#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO HOW SOMEONE WALKS LIKE HUH????? WHY????????????#can someone fucking explain the dude head nod thing to me why do we do that. whats that about. ive never seen anyone do that irl before#is that an american thing or do i just hang around too many afab people#i am learning the intricacies of cis people gender rules and i am. what fucking planet have i been on the last 17 years like what is this#was there some like. rulebook they handed out at somepoint they forgot to give to me or something#“best way to learn is to observe the men around you” OBSERVE WHAT. YOU PEOPLE PAY THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT????#bruh i can barely make eye contact w people...#my ass has never intentionally copied someones mannerisms ever.#i do it subconsciously. but doing it actively feels weird and wrong and like im breaking someones boundaries#“men dont smile at people.” well they should.#ive decided cishet men are the most boring people on the planet#“dont move with your hands” YOURE BREAKING MY POOR THEATER KID HEART#i need to meet more gay men irl to absorb the vibe of cause i only know like two. not counting myself#i want people to look at me and go. ah yes. fruit.#at this point im just going to accept being misgendered for the rest of eternity. id rather die than be boring in the way cishet men are#my flavor of being trans is so influenced by my autism cause my perception of genders is completely off from what everyone else is doing#im like. yeah i want to be a man. and then i look at what the majority of men are actually like and its like. wait no. not like that#shoutout to flamboyant gay men where would i be without them#i think the thing that bothers me the most is that like#in my mind peoples genders are just. the way they express themselves.#its not like. this super big complex deal like how everyone else treats it. if that makes sense? like.#regular people have so many rules for what counts as a man or what counts as a woman or what counts as neither and its like???#you can do what you want???? why do we care????#and ive been doing this since i was little. on account of the autism#i just. dont get why its such a big deal to people.#i cant wrap my head around it at all#not nonbinary not a girl not aegender not a man but a secret fourth thing#(man but i do it my way instead of everyone elses way)#unfortunately doing it my way just. leads to the misgendering dimension. for some reason
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rouge-the-bat · 3 months ago
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gotta love how my brother thinks billionares and people in government are just scared of the world and are trying to control things to feel more secure, but me, his own sister whos incredibly mentally ill, is just lazy and selfish and doesnt care about anyone but myself.
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lordsardine · 3 months ago
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shmothman · 1 year ago
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i am so tired of being honked at by fucking undergrads who think i should be able to make my turn when i literally cannot. girl if i go right now i will block a lane of traffic Shut The Fuck Up
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maplefield · 1 year ago
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kinda funny in a sorta sad way how people will be calling a character trash before they're even out and then upon release when they realize the character is actually good they start comparing them to earlier units and calling THEM trash
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raven · 1 year ago
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Im genuinely so serious like i cant fucking do it i cant be attracted to a human being because i need to think about GORO AKECHI FROM PERSONA 5 ROYAL I CANT DATE ANYONE I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE STOP DESIRING ME
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pa-pa-plasma · 2 years ago
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my mom got another fucking cat
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snowflakeb0ttles · 6 months ago
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everything bad forever
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nestavadavat · 1 year ago
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knaveofmogadore · 1 year ago
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Kfkdks
#messages from knave#im making breakfast and im gonna list my observations from three years of weird living situations#younger siblings of big age gaps will see most interactions as a form of soft combat until trained out of it#but when actual clmbat happens they're used to not having any sway so they don't actually know how to act in arguments#siblings with codependent relationships have their own internal langauge that they apply to others. not sure if they realize they do it#but they'll hold you to the same rules they've mentally created for each other without explaining them#siblings of ALL stripes will approach situations with a set idea of how communication works. and even if it's not a logical way to communica#they'll expect you to also communicate in that way. and if you can't or refuse they'll shut down and communication stalls completely because#they can't fathom doing it any other way except the way they and their siblings socialized each other to do it#siblings with adversarial relationships don't take outside advice and will take attempts to give advice as manipulative. not their fault#oldest siblings are the most conflict averse people on the planet. oldest sinlings say#'is anyone gonna balloon this situation out of proportion by avoiding it for as long as possible' and not wait for an answer#siblings who were regularly appointed as hall monitors will see any interaction with you as transactional#a hallmark of a dysfunctional sibljng relationship is someone who thinks telling you NO is worse than going through a situation they do not#wanna be in. and then they'll complain about it endlessly#and then they'll be like 'i don't want favours from my parents because they'll hold it over me' and never make the connection on their own#people cannot anticipate your needs with their minds. they are sometimes going to ask you to be a part of things you don't wanna#you're NEVER gonna be able to live in a world where people will stop asking you to be a part of things that's not feasible#had one say once 'people should just know not to ask me along for plans I can't get to people should know not to invite me'#and you know dude that's just now how stuff works. there's a difference between 'x cant drive so they can't help me move my dresser' and#'i know xs work schedule so i shouldnt infomr them of group plansnon the off chance they could make it so they don't feel left out'#people with hyper competitive siblings can't fathom that other people won't know how to do stuff. i don't just mean athletes but siblings#with that scarcity mindsetnin general like they can't handle people not having the same knowledge base they have. it's a survival thing#and NO having a life of suffering doesn't make you correct all the time has literally anyone else watched heathers#youngest siblings always have the most deranged dating stories and the oldest in a set of age gap siblings always has the WORST taste in men#< that's directed at my sister and no one else that's a personal diss not a real observation#only children have one thing. theyre SUPER weird about splitting the grocery bill#food is NOT communal to only children I've learned firsthand. Also they'll be perfectly fine sharing anything else BUT food usually#weed. loans. bathroom supplies. dishes. ect. but NOT food#meanwhile sibljngs are a little TOO comfortable chowing down on stuff they didn't buy. bad roommates are bad roommates
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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 26 days ago
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to be clear, because ive read the vagueposts. lmao. not that it matters now bc the person who apparently got bothered by this has me blocked now (hi hex! this aint about you and never was btw) : I have no issue at all with the headcanon itself!! do whagever you want forever on your own blog. in no way am i saying i want people to stop talking abt it. im not the cops i dont care about you.do whatever you want. im not talking about you if you mind your own business. youre not a bad person or whatever im not mad at anyone like. specific. i dont hate anybody. it's the people who do this shit in my own notes and my own aus and fic comments where i have only ever talked about ashe with masc terms that piss me off. your headcanon is not universal and the audacity to like. automatically assume i agree with you is insane.
it's the difference between me seeing a transfem ashe post and going "oh! this isn't for me ^_^" and ignoring it vs me posting my own art on my own blog and getting tags like this every single time :
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(specifically using an old example here and cropping out the url so no one gets offended. like i said. not mad at you specifically. how many more times do i need to clarify this.)
genuienly baffling that me having an issue with this is apparently a problem?? don't do this shit ‼️ learn to read context clues‼️ this is not some cutesy inside joke everyone in the fandom definitely agrees on you're just being annoying‼️ whatever man post over. if u have further issues come to my inbox or dms or whatever instead of vagueposting bc thats kind of rude and childish.
it really really sucks that ashe winters is like one of my all time favorite characters in anything ever and yet posting anything about him is such a gamble between getting 0 notes or having people constantly misgendering him in my tags despite me using he/him pronouns directly in the post because they dont have enouhh reading comprehension to realize their headcanon is not universal. its like pulling teeth . actually i think i would have more fun if you gave me rusty pliers and a broken mirror
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philosophicallie · 11 months ago
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fucking happy pride month get yelled at for having the gall to exist
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antiwhores · 8 months ago
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(Dubcon at first)
Alpha!Bakugou in rut whispering “‘M sorry” to you, the Omega who wants nothing to do with him, as he dry humps you from behind.
He knows its wrong but he just cant stop his hips from rutting into your ass. He’s always been attracted to you, beyond normally. That’s probably why he bullied you in middle school. He just couldn’t handle the fact that he’d go crazy over your scent.
That had been years ago but he still thought about you.
He saw you at a coffee shop one day and immediately recognized your smell. It was almost like he was destined to be with you again.
You, however, were less than pleased. As soon as you made eye contact with him he winced at how your scent changed. It went from a calm, delicious scent to a scared sour.
You practically ran out of the door.
He couldn’t let you get away. He had been thinking about you since the day he graduated middle school. No way was he about to loose this opportunity to rekindle the relationship with HIS omega… well, soon to be his.
���Wait y/n!”
The sound of your name caught you so off guard you tripped on your own feet into the grass. He never said your name, it was always a mean nickname. You hadn’t even thought that he knew it.
You started to shake, “Leave me alone!”
He put his hands up beside his head, “I’m not gonna hurt you. I just wanted to talk.”
As you sat there, fisting the grass, he apologized. He told you about how he wanted to show you that he had changed. He wanted to be friends.
But you wouldn’t have any of that. Even though it was middle school, it was still traumatizing to this day.
You got up, brushing off the grass as you told him that you could never be friends. You told him off for everything that he did to you. He stood there and took it.
After that day, you started to see actual effort from him. Somehow, he found out your address. It was probably in some documents that can be accessed by pro hero’s.
He started sending flowers to your house. Food during lunch either at home or at work. He would show up randomly at different times to talk to you. He would even pay for your groceries. He dropped them off at your door before ringing the doorbell and walking away.
At first, you didn’t trust it at all. No way was the man that bullied you trying to court you into befriending him. But after a while your guard started to come down.
You would engage in conversation the tiniest bit instead of sitting in silence with him when he’d come sit at any table he found you at. You would even look him in the eyes when he spoke.
Everything was going well until his rut.
He was supposed to go home immediately after he felt the first heat wave surge through his body. Unfortunately, a villain decided to attack on his way back. And it also just so happens that you were on the scene.
He almost killed the villain for even being around you. The rut wasn’t letting him think clearly. All he could think was “protect mine.” He only stopped hitting the poor dude when you yelled his name.
He didn’t even realize the guy had passed out.
Bakugou looked sickly. His face red, sweaty and strained. He was breathing so heavily he was getting light headed. You could tell something was wrong. But you were ignorant to the fact it was his rut. Pro hero’s were required by law to use scent blockers. You couldn’t even smell his rut.
You took him to your house to help him since it wasn’t too far away.
As soon as he entered, his semi-hard cock went fully rock hard. He was trying to control himself on the way here. He barely managed to. But being surrounded by your scent, he couldn’t take it anymore.
He snatched off his scent blockers and in a quick movement he had you pinned against the wall.
He was humping you, fully clothed, before he even comprehended that he moved.
He wanted to cry, it hurt so bad. This small bit of relief felt heavenly.
“Bakugou? What are you-“
You had to shut your mouth when a moan came out of his. You knew that if you spoke any longer you’d have let out one of your own.
“‘M sorry, I cant-“
He groaned at a particularly hard jerk of his hips against your ass.
“‘M sorry…”
As he humped you from behind, your knees weakened. He was the only one holding you up. You were falling into a heat of your own from his scent.
“Fuck, ‘m sorry. Im ruining-“
He couldn’t even speak in full sentences without moaning into your neck.
“‘M almost done… Just- fuck… let me…”
He started to grind against you harder and faster. You couldn’t breathe, all you could inhale was him. Your mind went foggy, you could hear your own moans mixing with his. Even without the stimulation you felt so fucking good.
He stopped grinding against you as he came. He pushed himself hard against your heated body as he dug his nails into your hips.
His orgasm was strong. Leg shaking, eyes rolling back strong. He came ropes in his pants before he slumped against you.
You both fell to the ground, heavily breathing.
His mind temporarily cleared enough to know that he fucked up.
He was trying to cook up a worthy apology before he was interrupted by your voice.
You reached for his belt as you spoke,
“Take it off.”
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sturniolo04 · 5 months ago
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No Nut November M.S.
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Bf!Matt x Gf!Fem!Reader
A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)
A/n: in honor of it being November 30 we’re not gonna talk about how I’m late to the party!
dividers: @bernardsbendystraws
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You and matt knew this was coming. you guys do it you every year and every year you two never get through the 30 days. Which brings you to now, November 1st.
"baby we have to make it the full 30 this year"
matt groans out to you as you are leaning on your tippy toes hugging him as he allows his palms to rest on your ass. The first not so smart move he made
"hey thats not my fault you couldnt keep it in your pants on day 26"
you retaliate as you huff out leaning your head back as matt rolls his eyes at the memory.
" okay yeah i know but seriously this year because the last thing I need is for Chris to rub it in my face that he has more self control sexually than me with Brynn"
he groans out as you giggle at his reaction.
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"baby what do yu think of this outfit"
you state as you let in into the dressing room with you after putting on the outfit.
"it looks good"
matt simply states back to you admiring you as you check yourself out in the dressing room mirror. Matt had been already genuinely struggling with this whole no sex , no getting himself off even thing for the whole month, why? Simple he has a girlfriend that he cant keep his hands off of and keeping his hands off has proven to be his downfall each year.
"c'mere"
matt simply states needing something to relieve the pressure that he knew was building up. You turn to look at him as he carefully grabs your hand and pulls you over to him as you sit down on his lap, not thinking too much of it because he is your boyfriend right
"Matthewww"
you gasp quietly not trying to be too loud since you two were in the dressing room still. Looking at him giggling you ultimately feeling the problem.
"i knoww"
he groans out allowing his head to lean against the wall. of the dressing room.
"its only day 15 babe come on get up"
you giggle standing up off of his lap as he quickly places his hands over his lap.
"in a minute i have to wait for this to go away"
he groans out with his head still leaning back fluttering his eyes closed.
"how long is that going to take we are in the dressing room and we have to go home"
you ask knowing it takes him and his friend a good 20 minutes to get it together.
"i dont know it's starting to hurt"
he huffs out exhaling deeply looking up at you.
"just tuck it or something"
you giggle at yourself even having to say that sentence to him as he complies.
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"Babyy go put some pants on"
you whine out realizing he must have taken his pajama pants off in the middle of the night probably getting hot to be only left in his calvin kleins. You were starting to feel on edge already which you tend to be in the morning.
"why"
matt smirks knowing exactly why as he begins to stretch to go take a shower.
"dude seriously the fuck you mean why"
you whine out.
"babe im going to take a shower so I don't need them on and I'm eventually not going to need these on either"
matt states referring to his underwear as your face flushes with a shade of pink as the mental image you just got immediately reaching for the pillow you were laying on screaming into it.
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"Dude you need to handle that"
chris chuckles as matt finally makes his way out from his room only dressed in freshlove sweatpants.
"i cant"
matt huffs out looking down to see the problem area running a frustrated hand through his messy bed head from his nap.
" im fully convinced you get horny every hour of the day"
chris chuckles seeming to not have the same struggle as his older brother.
"well no shit dumb ass you and brynn like never made it to that base yet"
matt huffs crossing his arms.
"Matt Chris"
you shout coming downstairs from Nick's room running up to matt and jumping up in his arms.
"hey my love"
matt greets you as he catches you his palms landing on your ass as you were clothed in navy blue nike pro shorts and the corresponding fresh love hoodie that you swiped from him that match the sweatpants he was currently wearing.
" what are you guys talking about"
you question the pair as you rest your head on matt's shoulder.
"oh nothing just how your boyfriend gets horny every single hour of everyday"
chris laughs out as you look at matt with his check flushed with a deep shade of pink.
"shut the fuck up"
matt groans out as he leans down with you still in his arms.
"dont drop me"
you squeal out tightening your grip around his neck
“God i would never’
Matt groans out as your ass slightly rubs up against him.
“Oh my goodness Matthew”
You giggle leaning you head in the crook of his neck leaving a loving kiss on his shoulder.
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“What movie are we watching love birds”
Nick asks as you all are in the living room having your normal Friday movie night.
“I have no clue we could watch back to the future or something”
Chris suggests as brynn his girlfriend sits down next to him with their designated blanket.
“That’s fine with me where is your lover”
Nick chuckles asking Matt.
“Right here I had to change into comfortable clothes”
You states sighing you walk into the common space closing the bathroom door behind you as you begin to walk over in your pajama shorts to take your spot next to your boyfriend on the couch.
“Do we need a blanket”
You ask Matt softly as he places a loving grip on you bare thigh as Nick and Chris bicker about what movie we should watch tonight. Matt secretly loves that you decided to wear your pajama shorts already feeling the sudden tightness in his plaid pajama pants from how perfect the bottoms showcase, your hips and ass.
“ baby’
You question him again when you didn’t get a response. Matt quickly shifts his gaze towards you to make eye contact snapping him out of what it looked like a moment of deep thought from what you could read from his given facial expression.
“ you Okay”
You  ask as he lets out a deep sigh. Matt, finally, giving up and beginning to act on his intrusive thoughts, stand up from the couch, grabbing you by the waist and throwing you over his shoulder with his tattooed, arms tightly gripping your thighs 
“ Matthewww where are we going”
You squeal out from the sudden action Play fully kicking your feet 
“ chris’ you win I give up “
Matt quickly rushes out as he begins to walk towards his in your shared bedroom in the house. it was safe to say that you two decided not to put yourself through the November challenge ever again 
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