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my friends will be playing balatro in the voice call and they'll suddenly freak out and say something like "No WAY bro this hand is CRAZY" and I'll look over and see this

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just you & i

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Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy

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I cant do this anymore

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girls and the inherent loneliness they have felt all their lives

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A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

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i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it

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this picture of britt lower and adam scott is SENDING MEEE

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oh………,,,,,,, ok

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i don't think anyone but americans get opinions on burgers. that's my new stance on the whole thing.

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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion