|cis, she/her| |28, USA| |queer and on the asexual spectrum| yo,,, welcome to my mess of a blog where i post shit and whatever my brain is hyperfixating on (I've been on this godforsaken website since summer 2012) neioo is my side blog
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#well I finally gave up the single texting no#4 cat girl I’m going to wait until Thursday because I can talk to my therapist then 😩#my friend who I was going to room with. who dropped out on me. who might change her mind again? is a Maybe? option#I really don’t want to place stock in that though#😩 like either I try to make a new apartment work with roommates I like#or I try dating. both will fill that Void im looking to fill 🥲#ugh man#miscellaneous#I’m in a cafe.. let’s see if I can get some writing done before I meet bumble bff person for lunch
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#so i did repot and rearrange my plants. cheers to me there#then i met my friend for dessert/going to her place to watch a movie. that was also nice#i desperately need to fold laundry so i'll do that next..#im meeting a friend for breakfast and then a bumble bff person for lunch#and then in the evening my friend and i are doing the usual genshin jaunt#so yes there is all that. i have no fucking clue at ALL what to decide on the apartment 💀#i'll call my mom tomorrow afternoon about it..#again.#miscellaneous#orz.........#just. trying to focus only on tonight..
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Anyway I bought myself a new plant
#not seen off to the side. the vine plant in two separate pots I’m debating if I should combine into one#debating even if I should repot the top but it’s doing so well that I don’t want to#lord and I had to chop one bit and that’s done propagating#I should repot the two and combine into one…….#I’ll do that after I’m done making myself dinosaur chicken nuggets#because I am a 28 year old woman#miscellaneous
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#I saw 4 cat girl’s apartment in person#it’s a nice apartment. it is. I am still MAJORLY on the fence#there’s so many different factors and like 🥲#also I found out that she and her sister smoke. not in the apartment but outside which. as a non smoker ..#theres some things better about it and some worse#idk I really need to sleep on it#so fun being stressed over this 🙃#miscellaneous
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hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:
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Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused
Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys
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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
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i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....
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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
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