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i am having a realization i may be 'computers georg' - computer engineer, has 6 computers and wants another. do i have a problem
#well like. i havent gotten rid of any of the laptops ive ever had#so i have 4#high school laptop. college laptop#post-college laptop 1#four years later post college laptop 2#the high school laptop is barley functioning#the college laptop is getting there#the pervious work laptop is like. fine#but this new one has triple the processing power#and doesnt want to off itself when i have multiple adobe programs open
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you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?
What?
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I love birding so much. I found someone who knew the location of a bird species I’ve been after for 4 years and she sent me the exact coordinates (an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere) and I instantly found one. Nothing gives me more dopamine than someone saying ‘go to this location and you’ll find the beast you seek’ and it’s there
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless
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Do you guys have like. AMVs of the mind. Like fanvideos that you have edited in your head for specific media to certain songs and every time you hear the song (or at least sometimes) you think about this nonexistent fanvideo. Used to happen to me a lot in high school and now I still do it sometimes just for fun
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds
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#had a very nice (and productive!) genshin session with my friend#thank you haley :] (i know you lurk on tumblr sometimes aldjkfal)#ive been dragging my feet but am finally 100%ing areas in natlan#good god i am ready for this nation to be done with jesus.#like you know genshin's in a bad state when im considering dismantling the genshin wall and like. downsizing the things on it#i have one wall in my bedroom that's multifandom and i like it a lot#then there's the Genshin Wall™ and the Heatlia/Fire Emblem Wall™#and i want to like. combine those into one wall and move some things i have in my office into here#but im still in the thinking stage......#i bought some command strips though so im gearing up#miscellaneous#alright ive earned some self indulgent fanfic im embarrassed to even name that my 'irls' know and question my sanity over#(also the genshin wall is like. idk it's really funny#there's fanart someone did of my fic! which was really nice and sweet and is why i printed it out#but like that fanart being printed day out also marks one of the worst mental health spirals i had last year#and the fic makes me think of that too and it's like. uhdfaushdf#said post-fanfic spiral led to a lot of things as a result. some good some bad. so there's that.)#anyway!™
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ace discourse on the dash in 2025 is a recession indicator
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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never getting over it. reghabi and cobel being pitted against each other as they climbed lumons corporate ladder, two genius women, spiteful and determined. finding solace in each other, matching each others frequencies. cobel telling reghabi about her mom. reghabi peeling back lumons layers, realizing how irredeemably horrible it is, thinking cobel will be by her side as she tells her her plans to quit. cobel being promoted to severed floor manager, growing distant from reghabi, believing she's sacrificed too much to walk away with "nothing". reghabi quitting, cobel never hearing from her again. until petey kilmer dies, and the rumor spreads that he reintegrating. and cobel knows. you see it you see it you see it
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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.
At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57
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