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Juno. 24. it/its. For my art check out www.tumblr.com/blog/doodlelupin also i have a million sideblogs that i use regularly (if i liked your art i definitely reblogged, it might just be on a sideblog)
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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How to jack off
Jacking off for first time
Jacking off dangers
Jacking off death toll
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Human rights for every single human being are not negotiable. That’s why they’re called rights, not privileges. Yes, even those ones you’ve already decided in your head while reading this are an exception.
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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems
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"there's no platonic explanation for this"
Wrong. Plato has explained everything.
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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frankensteindotpdf · 16 hours ago
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse
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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair
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oh oh abstract with a human heart !! 🧿🫀
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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled
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