call me nest or ace. reader & writer. he/him. certified cool guy, phannie, and boy kisser. mixed fandom; lots of rdr2, saw, spn, & house
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller
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I think one of my absolute favorite Dan and Phil things is how much they love going to zoos/wildlife parks/aquariums when they travel? Like on this tour alone - in just three months! - they've been to zoos in Stockholm, San Diego, and Melbourne, and the aquarium in Toronto. They are animal nerds and I love them!!
And they've done this for years, on every tour! Like just talking about the Australian legs of their tours, they went to a wildlife park to hold koalas during TATINOF! And they went whale watching during II! And even though I feel like cute animals are more "Phil's branding," Dan is clearly just as big of an animal nerd because he went to a wildlife park again during WAD and held another koala (and chilled with some kangaroos) <3
And I know they've probably been gone on a bunch of other cute little zoo dates over the years that I'm completely forgetting right now (plus some they haven't even shared with us), but the point is, those two love animals. They love going on dates to go see animals. And to see how genuinely sweet they are with animals (Phil stroking the wallaby's face with his thumb! both of them being so careful and gentle with Dewey the koala in the DITL video!) warms my heart so much <3
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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so in canon scott is apparently very good at pool! Logan never wins
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I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself
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I love that none of us can ever be normal about Dan spending time with the Lesters during the holidays even though it's been an established thing for years, it really does hit every time
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theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars
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look at my accountant dawg im going to jail 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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girl SHOCKS colony of stray cats by speaking in PERFECT meow
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everyone stop and look at this screencap of strahm. I can't decide on a caption but it certainly deserves a good one. insert your own here!
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain"
And a painting is just chemicals on a canvas.
Music is vibrations through the air.
Your condescending snark is also a chemical reaction in your brain (as are all human thoughts and feelings).
Something being made of matter doesn't make it any less profound.
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why have we as a people moved on from this picture. i’m still here.
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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
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