call me nest or ace. reader & writer. he/him. certified cool guy, phannie, and boy kisser. mixed fandom; lots of rdr2, saw, spn, & house
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There are some real weirdos on this website... glad to be diagnosed Normal!
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If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them
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hi pissbaby, im eating pussy and have 5 different dildos inside me right now
That's great but are you reading marx
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you're so funny please dont answer this ask unless its to thoroughly humiliate me
Are you fucking serious??? Why would you approach a woman of my caliber asking to be humiliated like some kind of submissive pet play kinkster (I don't think kinks are bad but I don't understand them therefore they're evil in a quantum quasi horseshoe theory sort of way)??? What are you going to do next??? Ask me to aim my DELICATE VULVA and PISS in your mouth??? Need I remind you I am a fucking FEMINIST and I'm remaining a virgin both sexually and in the urinary sense
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If you even so much as think about kissing boys I'm mailing you a contraceptive explosive
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Sleepless.
This painting is now for sale, with prints available as well!
🎨Original Painting For Purchase - $100
🖼️ Order Prints On Etsy - $20
Thank you for the support!
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“what have you been doing over quarantine?”
well, uh…
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liking an unpopular character sucks ofc but liking a popular character is its own special kind of hell like Yes there's a million fics and a billion drawings No i cant look at them
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Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book
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the thing about "i yearned for the mines" was that it was a funny tweet that became a kind of inside joke within the mc community, and by the time the minecraft movie comes out, the joke will be beaten to death, and the movie will be the last nail in the coffin. that's what happens when corporations get their hands on human-made jokes or memes, they run them into the fucking ground to turn a profit. it feels the same way it does when your mom posts your favorite mems on facebook. the value dies when too many people start laughing, because the point of a meme is to be shared around niche online spaces.
Corporations pick up on our interest in memes the same way cops try to make small talk about your bumper stickers. They are trying too hard to make you comfortable so that you give them what they want. It's uncanny & inhuman. It doesn't feel genuine because it isn't.
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"No Angel of Temperance" watercolor, 2024.
Private commission for @lickthecowhappy inspired by their poem of the same name
Prints!
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love them..
the original was made by Kosukemomota on twitter!!
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What are your pronouns bruv???
HE. SHE. THEY. IT.
I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!
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Asshole what will it take for you to delete your blog?
Kiss me on the mouth and use your teeth
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