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last year, i shaved my pussy for a man, and i told myself i’d never do that again…
I NEVER LEARN DO I???????
#this is awful#everything is itchy#EVERYTHING#i cannot sit#i cannot stand#i cannot lay down#there is nothing i can do#i have lathered myself in lotion so many times#tried different underwear#i am so uncomfortable#and for WHAT???#bc a MAN finds hair unattractive???#it’s healthy you son of a bitch#a MAN???#NOOOO#am i really that desperate for attention?#maybe#i am fucking lonely#thanks for that mel#look at this godforsaken mess that you made me#i’m doing great guys how are you?
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OP is a coward and turned off reblogs so I'm stealing ❤️
#AHAHSGSGGS#i cannot STAND#when ppl turn off rbs#on funny posts like this#its fine#bear says things#bear steals
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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)
#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence#bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem#and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better#and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other#'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together#to Enemies#two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet
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Look at that beautifully low quality. He will never switch apps halfway through again
#homestuck#dirk strider#Cannot stand this. But whatever. I’ll post and see how I feel later#Brutal honesty#I am *so* art blocked. I cannot draw anything like at all#Hasn’t happened in a long time. Free me#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#blooby posting#art#fanart
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my knees have given up
#i cannot stand#bruh#maybe its good i wasnt planning on going to my lgbt club today#even tho its the opening day for this year i am not gonna handle getting there
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unconditionally
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#im shaky and numb the way this took years off my life#genuinely cannot believe i thought it was smart to make it a comic i could have stuck at a painting and it would have been fine#but nooooooo in my hubris i thought Surely im an expert at this longform stuff now Surely i can do it :)#and then it killed me it killed me dead this is like over twice as long as the train comic and 4 times as detailed#backgrounds . angles. i yearn fr death.#AND I HAD 2 WRITE THEM ACTUALLY TALKING GGSDH i am actually so insecure abt the way the dialogue flows gomen....#i wanted to add more to it to fix how clipped and rushed i think it reads#but that would mean drawing more expressions would mean drawing more panels would mean more gd hyDRANGEAS#so ultimately i decided 2 have the conversation take the hit because let me tell u.#if i have to draw. one more blue petal i will snap i will lose it#i knew tht would happen n wanted to alleviate some of the pain so i found a few brushes that helped speed up the process#but the thing w a lot of premade flower brushes is they also come preshaded n look uniform in a way that stands out badly against my style#so i had 2 render over them anyway........#yuuji's domain rly putting me through the wringer first the train station now death by a bajillion petals smh#all that to say tho . my labour of love . i am going to take a nap#hina.comic
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Do you desperately hate kids? Have nightmares about their sticky hands and loud voices? Do you cringe every time you see a child on a plane? Boy do I have the answer for you!
Wait.
#children#I cannot stand#people who hate kids#me#sometimes#the parents at my job hate their own children#like#y’all#what are you doing!!!
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i wanted to draw tim in an MIT sweater since this tiktok
#the m in mit stands for metropolis#tim explaining his civvies to the batfamily:#‘the half zip is to signal old money and the vest is to gain the trust of venture capitalists’#’the mcqueen sneakers is to let girls know that i’m a red flag and i cannot be trusted’#also the caseless rawdogging iphone#classic#tim drake#my art
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I don’t think we’ve ever seen you draw knight of dawn before 🤔 what are your thoughts about him? Or take?
I've drawn him a couple of times, just really little/in the background. but I should draw him more, I love this guy a lot! I have many, many thoughts about him and the way he parallels Silver...and also I think it is extremely funny that his ghost is stuck in a ring. especially considering where that ring has been for the last 16-ish years.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#don't mind me just killing time waiting for maintenance to end so i can stick my face directly into 7-12#i mean i'm on the record (read: constantly posting) about how much i love the whole tragique backstory behind mal's birth#and. look. hold on it's a day ending in y time to be embarrassing about anime characters online again#no but really i love him. i love how he's such a vague figure but also the way his and silver's stories contrast#i cannot articulate it very well but just#i love how he's essentially like...bad end silver#he let himself go along with the big evil plan because he wanted to save his dad and not betray his king and all that#and when he finally did take a stand it was too late to stop the worst of it#meanwhile silver was immediately like NOPE WE'RE NOT DOING THIS#silver is NOT going to end up slaying the dragon thank you very much#me kicking my stupid little legs in glee over it all#and! the retrospect when you realize! that he was the one leading silver around lilia's memories!!!!#he is so happy that silver and lilia have each other!#he's so happy for them!#i want to put him in a can and hold him in my pocket for 16 years#also: his ridiculous hair. it's so silly and so good.#may vil never meet him#the knowledge that there's someone with naturally gorgeous hair who has somehow done it even dirtier than silver would destroy him
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern” ↳ "Vi. You've been quite a curiosity. The one who captured Caitlyn's heart."
#vi my beloved... my blorbo... what a babe i still cannot believe she got tied up kskskkssk and how is she so hot just standing there LMFAOOO#theres a typo but idc at this point im exhausted LMAO#also that last gif is something i should use more often lol#arcaneedit#arcane#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#ambessa#ambessa medarda#ambessa arcane#arcane ambessa#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep6#ok im tired goodnight everyone
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#get his ass
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.05 The Regent
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#alicent hightower#criston cole#hbodaily#gameofthronesdaily#dailyflicks#userhayf#usermali#usermal#userbecca#userquel#ughmerlin#useriselin#usergal#jokerous#dixonscarol#userelenagilbert#usereme#*#lmaooooo i cannot stand the greens but this had me howling
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The THEY the THEM the THEIRS
#josuyasu#sketches#josuke higashikata#josuke x okuyasu#okuyasu my beloved#okuyasu nijimura#the sillies#I cannot STAND them they’re so precious#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo part 4#jojos bizzare adventure diamond is unbreakable#diu
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the way percy is down so bad the kiss is the first thing he thinks about when there’s literally a god war about to happen
page 339 // percy jackson and the battle of the labyrinth
#percabeth#percy jackson#pjo#rick riordan#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#i cannot stand this boy#in front of his father too
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clarity in time
#my art#dramatical murder#dmmd#clear dmmd#aoba seragaki#clearao#hesitant to post this here because i cannot stand posting dmmd art on tumblr but i like it too much to keep only on twitter#this is from last month and it was my first time in almost 4 years painting directly over a sketch with no lineart#and it was fairly quick too compared to other drawings .it was supposed to be a warm up for comms
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