#Brutal honesty

[bloobydabloob]

Look at that beautifully low quality. He will never switch apps halfway through again

[someonetooksendnoodles]

i love how grease rotpl reads like SUCH a musical. the choreography and way they filmed it felt so reminiscent of the way one watches a musical and it made my heart swoon a bit. also the talent of this cast is INSANE. oh and how could i forget, poc leads...in the fifities...being the main focus of the show!!!!!!!

[uncannybob]

All these fanfics where every parent that isn't the Belchers is an abusive monster kinda makes me want to write one where Bob is an angry slavedriver who forces his kids to work in his failing restaurant and Linda is an alcoholic do-nothing wife. Why not? It's about as in-character as Rudy's parents abandoning him at the drop of a hat or homophobic Jimmy Pesto.

While I'm on dissing fanfic tropes, can you all stop writing Jocelyn as smart? She's not meant to be smart, she's meant to be an airhead. It's what makes her fun. Take that away and she's just boring.

[sidetracts]

Fanfic of terribly specific intersections:

Very first AA meetings start like...

Knights of the Round Table! My name is Arthur and I am not even a king unto myself.

(sheepishly, from the back rows)

Then what have you got all of that Armour on for, then?

(Member’s mom, seated behind her, while administering a mom-slap)

Denise! What have I told you about finishing your sentences?

(continuing a little less sheepishly now, rising in her second-to-last row seat) And how do you still manage to get the best seat. Every time.

Arthur: Service and Tradition. I remembered to get the coffee brewing ahead of time, and I brought donuts. So be quiet. For now. There’s tea and coffee (various satisfied sippings) and a lovely basket of biscuits (thank you, Brian). Also, a different, entirely clean basket that was not used for biscuits last week, will be passed for truly voluntary contributions (heads bowed in prayer). Right! Who’d like to be the first to share?

Sir Robin: I’d like to run away now.

Sir Galahad: A little peril can’t hurt that much, surely.

…

If we somehow meet at the crossroads of Monty Python and recovery from unsustainable and unhealthy dependence, I feel confident in your ability to fill in mental pages of details your own way.

Author's Note: AA was a critical part of my journey towards sobriety a long time ago. Chemical dependence disorder is no laughing matter. I still serve as best I can.

[heyzoal]

White dudes for Harris was cute and all, but seriously prepare to be unsurprised when we let you all down.

White dudes are fuckin’ lost cause as most of them are still engaging in their almost decade long mantrum that Trump is the chosen avatar of and white women, especially suburban white women, are simply not gonna stand for the first female president being a black and asian woman.

Basically write off all white people above their mid-30s and hope to be pleasantly surprised but probably not, and focus on getting as many young people to vote as possible.

Yes your vote matters, and yes you should go do it.

[wack-ashimself]

*This is the harshest, realest, 'fuck, none of us want to admit it's the truth' truth you will read in a while. "Do I even need them as friends when they only care about what's important to them?" That...okay... (sighs)... ...Crystal, that's everybody... All the time. Everybody is only thinking about themselves: all the time. Maybe you catch someone on a good day, and... they care about you for, like, a minute... and then they go right back to caring about all their own bullshit. And not for nothing, but it sounds like maybe that's what you're doing too. "That's...bleak. So you're saying I'm selfish? Great; now I'm mad at myself." Okay...great talk! -dead boy detectives s1, e1

[butchwink]

[bellabaxter2023]

i wish you would JUMP OFF of that ledge my ENEMY

[linesandlattes]

most people who pride themselves on being ‘brutally honest’ are often the ones who lack the maturity to accept the slightest amount of feedback regarding their own flaws, a lot of the times they’re more interested in ‘brutality’ than ‘honesty’ both of which are typically unsolicited. As important as it is to be real, the art of expressing displeasure with humility is a virtue because remember when newton said, ‘tact is an art of making a point without making an enemy.’

[altaruwusmolboiz]

[noellie-writes217]

“I really fucking missed you.” He says once he finally gets the opportunity to stand in front of her.

“No.” She scoffs. “You really missed fucking me.”

[grimfox]

false idol

your eyes were mirrors clouded by misunderstanding but that cloud backlit with grace shining in mercy acceptance without restraint love blinded me from all but that light and i forgot my darkness and in you i grew brighter for a time you darkened as days passed without laughter as i disappointed you again as hope left burns in the fabric of us i was never that person i knew when you knew the scales fell like damascus only i was not saved the hope left unattended dwindled to cinders mutilating the shadows of what dwelt in me that snorting beast cloven hoofed and stamping an idol for madmen and under dark moons we died sacrifice unaccepted eden was barred against us our angel will never know me it mutes my will to be my heart is bursting open a dam with cracks too deep there is no world hereafter not, at least, for me

[achelewasmyobsession]

I have been listening to this song from Grease: Rise Of The Pink Ladies on repeat

It's sung by Justin Tranter who is the show's composer and has written 100s of well known songs over the last few years: Centuries by Fall out Boy, Bad Liar by Selena Gomez, Cake by the Ocean by DNCE to name a few.

[butchwink]

im not really a conspiracy theorist im just a communist in between red scares. were in the denial phase of a genocide and its getting easier to talk about it every fucking day thank god assholes

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Brutal honesty hour brought upon you by me having a THC drink and BG3 crashing every time I try to play. (Please don’t have me lose everything again I will cry)

- Eri in a lot of fanfics is boring as fuck and I am taking great glee that in POP I have her be a foul mouth nine-year-old cause then at least she’s interesting.

No really there’s only so many ways you can write Eri without her being dry. Traumatized child who is adopted by Izuku/Aizawa. Cute and sweet. Gentle. I have seen it all before and it’s boring. So let me have little gremlin Eri.

-Misunderstanding fics are the worst fucking things cause there is no grasp of reality in them.

-I am very fucking angry some asshole wrote a fic saying I spired by photos and videos that was BakuDeku and went: author didn’t use the best pairing in their fic uwu and then just made Bakugou a victim of his mother and fuck that’s horseshit wtf. I don’t know if they’ll ever see this and I won’t comment on their fic this cause that’s being a dick but fuck how disrespectful is it to do that? How fucking DARE you go: oh they missed the best pairing, I’ll fix it and proceed to write THAT.

-I hate non-powered AU fics. I’ll give some a pass but fuck most are the stupidest shit ever cause they just have everyone WILDLY OOC. Not even a reasonable OOC either or slight changes to personality. Just OOC.

-some non-romance fics give me the ick cause they’re aggressively non-romantic in a weird sense of ‘oh I will not have children be in relationships’ or a weird sense of ‘I am better then you all for not writing romance’ or some flavour of baby gay is being weird and I can’t describe it. By non-romance I mean there is no romantic pairings at all and it’s not a fic about family or anything it’s a regular fic.

-Toga is a fucking awful villain. I fucking hate her so much.

[05germ]

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