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Shen Yuan dressed up as a disciple of An Ding, Wan Jian and Qian Cao from Shen Yuan Of No Relation by @grubus. Congrats on reaching chapter 50!!

don't let SQQ see lest he pop a blood vessel

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TGCF characters rated by how much I’d want to go out to the club with them

Xie Lian: Either he’s the designated driver and drinks waters and barely hangs out with me and just sits at the bar sexting his boyfriend, or he gets incredibly drunk and cries and throws up on me in the bathroom. 4/10

Hua Cheng: I actually think he’d be alright, like we could chat and dance a lil and he’d have like 1-2 drinks which is fine, same here. He’s also sexting his boyfriend but i can ignore it. 7/10

Mu Qing: He’s not a fun drunk and he’d complain about the noise and just sit at the bar the whole time. And he’d be rude about it. 2/10

Feng Xin: I don’t trust him to not throw up on me. Plus being in a close proximity to a lot of women might send him into a panic attack and hide in the bathroom. 1/10

Qi Rong: Objectively this would be a terrible experience. Not only is he drunk before we get there, he’s doing coke in the bathroom, he’s getting into fights and gets kicked out and likely arrested. I just want to be there for this. 8/10

He Xuan: He’s a miserable drunk and just sits at some table eating wings all night. If i go and ask him to come and dance he’d just shrug and keep playing sudoku on his phone. But if i asked him to be the designated driver he’d actually drive me and be sober so. 2/10

Shi Qingxuan: They would actually be willing to have fun with me. They might sneak off to do coke in the bathroom but it’s only once and it’s very lowkey so no drama. A delight to be around in general. 10/10

Shi Wudu: I’d hate to hang out with him but he’s paying for me so. 5/10

Pei Ming: He’s ditching me immediately to hook up with some chick in the bathrooms and then leaves with another. 1/10

Ling Wen: I really think she needs this. She might cry on me a bit once she starts drinking but it’s worth it for her sanity. 3/10

Lang Qianqiu: It’s fine for the first hour but then he starts getting uppity about being sober and then he starts getting into fights with people and like they probably deserved it but cmon man. Fantastic designated driver tho. 4/10

Ban Yue: I think she’s like 13 she can’t come. 0/10

Pie Xiu: I don’t want to hang out with him. 2/10

Yushi Huang: She would not agree to go. 0/10

Yin Yu: No fun. 1/10

Quan Yizhen: He’s getting into fights fully sober. 1/10

Mei Niangqing: Do NOT get Guoshi drunk!!! 10/10

Jun Wu: I really dont want to hang out with him tbh. 0/10

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In comparison, Shen Jiu is still fits within the shadow he casts.

chapter 2 of do i have more time out !

based on this panel from land of the lustrous:

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Luo Binghe would sadly show Shizun his papercut for sympathy with big wet eyes and a trembling bottom lip, but then a monster rips off his arm and he's waiting in the bushes for it to grow back before he shows his face to his husband again.

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He just wants to watch leave him alone

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@gruglantis this is how the scene in binghe's fake bamboo house in the demon realm went btw

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Yue Qingyuan, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: chat fic, Compilation Summary:

Shen Yuan transmigrates, but is haunted by his inner demons: the Bingyuan server.

ft. Schrödinger’s Incest, chat is way too horny, nonsense, chatspeak, but a mostly screen-reader friendly experience!

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Thinking about Liu Qingge lying on a giant lily pad, arms spread out, staring at the clouds go by as he floats down a river.

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Modern les bingqiu doodle

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POV You’re SQQ and you hear a knock on your front door, you look down and see them

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each about his own🤭

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It hadn’t planned to get trapped in a human body, but now that it had this, knew what it felt like to cradle a human soul close to one’s chest, Shen Yuan would never give it up.

Shen Qingqiu gets eaten by an Eldritch Being. They learn to deal with it.

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THERE HAS BEEN A REASON I HAVE NOT BEEN ACTIVE IT IS THIS: 18K JIUYUAN ONESHOT

I wrote it for the bingyuan server gift exchange, so please check it out, I've been told it's good

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Look at my Gongyi Xiao.

My family can't appreciate the effort it took.

I know he looks like a buddha but the , pay attention to my colors