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25. for the ask game you reblogged (Pref for scum villian) cuz I’m a hater at heart

You are so evil for this.

Complaint I'm tired of hearing uhhh

Sv is pretty chill, but maybe peripheral fandom goers' complaints about the sex to save the world? Okay fine, you didn't like it, okay fine, it's valid, now let's move on, we've deconstructed that trope with mutual non- con ten years ago already. If you didn't know it was a trope then it probably sucked worse reading it for you. Binghe is not some rapey gong you're picturing he literally burst into tears when he realised what was happening.

But then again, these people do either join the cult or forget about it later. Worst discourse is the Shen jiu meow meow discourse, get me out of here. Let's read about that man being an asshole or not read it at all.

For my neglected mxtx child:

Brief haterism about TCGF: I don't really have any, I'm the one complaining about various stuff like ANY anti Xian le trio sentiments I come across

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just saw someone genuinely hate on luo binghe. are u actually shen jiu. wtf. why would u hate binghe when this is binghe

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bingqiu hug, once more

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Stealing Sun From the Flowers

Ch. 5: I feel you waiting ever so patiently

Fandom: SVSSS Relationship: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Rating: Mature Key Tags: Amnesia Plantzun, Identity Porn, Dream Realm Shenanigans

Chapter Summary:

Shen Yuan opens his eyes to a half-destroyed forest clearing and an oppressive aura filling the air, so potent even in a dream that it nearly knocks him to his knees. He turns to see the crack of the Endless Abyss, and two figures near it. “Ah,” he says to himself, making his way closer. “I was wondering how this went down.” As he approaches, Shen Yuan sees Shen Qingqiu standing expressionlessly in front of Luo Binghe, who is… Kneeling. As though in repentance.

Shen Yuan finally learns about what happened at the Immortal Alliance Conference.

Read it on Ao3! | Start from the beginning

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Why is this Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng towards Jin Zixuan 😂😂😂

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Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe sketches from the Donghua. ^^

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A star fell for you, pretty tall-man!! (Flirting)

Fairy SY and human binghe as part of the @bingyuanserver commissions for Gaza. Thanks for donating!! This was really fun to draw!

Bingqiu pixies sketch under the cut

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based on the tweet by @/strawhatpudding on twitter

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This is a formal apology for everyone I called a liar a scammer and a trickster for telling me bingqiu is on some freak shit. I'm not even 60 pages into book 2 and my guy has already been choked and force fed spooky demon blood.

I'm sorry for doubting y'all 🙏

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In an ideal world Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng would have had the Shawn/Gus dynamic

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Headcanon that MDZS (from his sister's BL rack) was one of the BLs Shen Yuan read for Plot reasons and Genre Diversification (sure, buddy) . Around volume 2 he even thinks it isnt BL, and meimei must have surely gotten her genres mixed up. He only realises when wangxian have sex and at that point it's too late to go back - he needs to know what's going down with wen ning.

He reads all the extras (including incense burner) for the Plot ("I need to know what happens to wei wuxian!!"), is an ardent wen ning fan (he can't escape strong puppy coded characters) and gets that one specific YLLZ figurine.

Binghe comes to know of this and promptly figures out necromancy.

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🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

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corrected version of this post because i (like im sure jiggy also wants to do) fucking forgot about the incest

assessing select MDZS ships by how many Jin Ling Uncles they add to the existing set

currently, the recognized set of Jin Ling Uncles seems to be as follows: [jiang cheng, jin guangyao, qin su (aunt), mo xuanyu, wei wuxian, lan wangji, lan xichen, nie mingjue, nie huaisang]

in recognizing an individual as a Jin Ling Uncle, the fandom appears to use the following set of rules:

Rule 1: the biological siblings or half-siblings of jin ling's mother and father are Jin Ling Uncles (or aunts).

Rule 2: an individual recognized by jin ling's mother or father as a sibling, regardless of legal status or biological relation, is a Jin Ling Uncle (or aunt).

Rule 3: the spouse of a recognized Jin Ling Uncle (or aunt) is a Jin Ling Uncle (or aunt).

Rule 4: the sworn siblings of a recognized Jin Ling Uncle (or aunt) are Jin Ling Uncles (or aunts).

Rule 5: the biological siblings or half-siblings of a recognized Jin Ling Uncle (or aunt) are Jin Ling Uncles (or aunts).

these 5 rules explain why all of the above listed individuals can be described as Jin Ling Uncles (and aunts):

Rule 1: jiang cheng jin guangyao, mo xuanyu, qin su, unknown number of jin guangshan's other bastards

Rule 2: wei wuxian

Rule 3: lan wangji, qin su legally

Rule 4: lan xichen, nie mingjue

Rule 5: lan wangji, nie huaisang

with these rules in mind, i shall now assess a select number of popular MDZS ships by how many Jin Ling Uncles (or aunts) said ship being consummated adds to the existing set of Jin Ling Uncles. for the sake of argument, let us consider "consummation" as used in the previous sentence to entail legally recognized marriage, on the same level as what wangxian achieves at the end of canon. affairs are not enough to make an individual a Jin Ling Uncle.

wangxian wang and xian are already Jin Ling Uncles, wei wuxian by virtue of being recognized by jiang yanli as a brother, and lan wangji by virtue of being the brother of the sworn brother of jin guangyao, jin zixuan's half-brother. uncles+0

xicheng xi and cheng are already Jin Ling Uncles, jiang cheng by virtue of being jiang yanli's brother, and lan xichen by virtue of being the sworn brother of jin guangyao. uncles+0

sangcheng sang and cheng are already Jin Ling Uncles, nie huaisang by virtue of being the brother of the sworn brother of jin guangyao. uncles+0

chengyao cheng and yao are already Jin Ling Uncles. however, chengyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su, meaning that Rule 3 no longer applies to her; however, qin su is still, unbeknownst to anyone except jin guangyao, jin zixuan's half-sister, so she is still a Jin Ling Aunt by Rule 1. uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

xiyao xi and yao are already Jin Ling Uncles. however, xiyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su. uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

nieyao nie and yao are already Jin Ling Uncles, nie mingjue by virtue of being jin guangyao's sworn brother. however, nieyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su. uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

3zun the same reasoning given for xiyao and nieyao also applies here. uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

nielan nie and lan are already Jin Ling Uncles. uncles+0

suyao su minshan is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jin guangyao would make him one by Rule 3. however, suyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su. uncles+1, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

susu su minshan is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle. if su minshan and qin su get married, that entails qin su divorcing jin guangyao. however, since qin su is in reality a Jin Ling Aunt by Rule 1 and not only Rule 3, marrying qin su will also make su minshan a Jin Ling Uncle by Rule 3. official uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual uncles+1, actual aunts+0

sangyao sang and yao are already Jin Ling Uncles. however, sangyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su. uncles+0, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

ruoyao wen ruohan is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with meng yao would make him one by Rule 3. however, ruoyao officially getting together entails that meng yao never married qin su. uncles+1, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

xueyao xue yang is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jin guangyao would make him one by Rule 3. however, xueyao officially getting together entails jin guangyao divorcing qin su. uncles+1, official aunts-1, actual aunts+0

chengning wen ning is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jiang cheng would make him one by Rule 3. following wen ning's admission as a Jin Ling Uncle, by Rule 5, wen ning's sister wen qing becomes a Jin Ling Aunt as well. uncles+1, aunts+1

chengqing wen qing is currently not a Jin Ling Aunt, but officially getting together with jiang cheng would make her one by Rule 3. following wen qing's admission as a Jin Ling Uncle, by Rule 5, wen qing's brother wen ning becomes a Jin Ling Uncle as well. uncles+1, aunts+1

ningxian wen ning is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with wei wuxian would make him one by Rule 3. following wen ning's admission as a Jin Ling Uncle, by Rule 5, wen qing becomes a Jin Ling Aunt. while ningxian getting together entails wei wuxian divorcing lan wangji, lan wangji is still a Jin Ling Uncle by Rule 5. uncles+1, aunts+1

chengxian cheng and xian are already Jin Ling Uncles. while chengxian getting together entails wei wuxian divorcing lan wangji, lan wangji is still a Jin Ling Uncle by Rule 5. uncles+0

zhanchengxian zhan, cheng, and xian are all already Jin Ling Uncles. uncles+0

rencheng lan qiren is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jiang cheng would make him one by Rule 3. following lan qiren's admission as a Jin Ling Uncle, by Rule 5, lan qiren's brother qingheng-jun posthumously becomes a Jin Ling Uncle as well. following qingheng-jun's admission as a Jin Ling Uncle, by Rule 3, qingheng-jun's wife madam lan posthumously becomes a Jin Ling Aunt as well. uncles+2, aunts+1

chengyi lan jingyi is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jiang cheng would make him one by Rule 3. uncles+1

juniors swear brotherhood + subsequent chengyi lan jingyi is currently not a Jin Ling Uncle, but officially getting together with jiang cheng would make him one by Rule 3. if the juniors have all sworn brotherhood already, then all of the juniors become Jin Ling Uncles by Rule 4. uncles+4, jin ling becomes his own uncle.

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It tickles me that Liu Qingge is so transparently pissed at Shen Qingqiu for pulling the dying stunt and also pissed at him for sticking with Luo Binghe despite the fact he basically made himself an enemy of the sects, of Cang Qiong sect specifically, and more importantly brought grievous harm to Shen Qingqiu several times (or so it really seems to Liu Qingge, especially when he fishes them both up after Maigu Bridge). And he will fight Luo Binghe on sight, and he will berate Shen Qingqiu as if he's taken lessons from Qi Qingqi herself...

But he still unconditionally supports Shen Qingqiu. Like. He likes him so much, so he's still his friend, and brings him gifts like a big grumpy cat, and brings back his fans like a loyal dog.

Shen Qingqiu NEVER bothers explaining himself or the situation to him on page, but he goes off merrily with his disgraced disciple who stole his corpse and papapa-ed him to death as if it's the most natural thing in the world, and Liu Qingge will gnash his teeth and furrow his brows and sike his disciples on Binghe, but he will remain loyal and cute and friendly.

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SVSSS Social Media AU, Part One- Bowling Alley Date

Part One (YOU ARE HERE). Read it on Ao3 with drabbles!

Disclaimer: I've never used twitter (or X), so if this doesn't look right please tell me so I can fix it 🙏

Sorry about the quality, I'll try to update this if I figure out how to make it not look like a bag of crushed tortilla chips 😅

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I think it's funny that every martial god has some sort of special weapon specifically made for them except for quan yizhen. mu qing has zhanmandao, feng xin has fengshen, pei ming has mingguang, xie lian has ruoye but quan yizhens has his fists and pure unadultered autism

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TEEN WANGXIAN OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATION! mdzs x nanmanshe (ting xue new series)