#i cannot STAND
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last year, i shaved my pussy for a man, and i told myself i’d never do that again…
I NEVER LEARN DO I???????
#this is awful#everything is itchy#EVERYTHING#i cannot sit#i cannot stand#i cannot lay down#there is nothing i can do#i have lathered myself in lotion so many times#tried different underwear#i am so uncomfortable#and for WHAT???#bc a MAN finds hair unattractive???#it’s healthy you son of a bitch#a MAN???#NOOOO#am i really that desperate for attention?#maybe#i am fucking lonely#thanks for that mel#look at this godforsaken mess that you made me#i’m doing great guys how are you?
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OP is a coward and turned off reblogs so I'm stealing ❤️
#AHAHSGSGGS#i cannot STAND#when ppl turn off rbs#on funny posts like this#its fine#bear says things#bear steals
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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)
#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence#bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem#and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better#and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other#'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together#to Enemies#two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet
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Look at that beautifully low quality. He will never switch apps halfway through again
#homestuck#dirk strider#Cannot stand this. But whatever. I’ll post and see how I feel later#Brutal honesty#I am *so* art blocked. I cannot draw anything like at all#Hasn’t happened in a long time. Free me#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#blooby posting#art#fanart
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my knees have given up
#i cannot stand#bruh#maybe its good i wasnt planning on going to my lgbt club today#even tho its the opening day for this year i am not gonna handle getting there
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unconditionally
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#im shaky and numb the way this took years off my life#genuinely cannot believe i thought it was smart to make it a comic i could have stuck at a painting and it would have been fine#but nooooooo in my hubris i thought Surely im an expert at this longform stuff now Surely i can do it :)#and then it killed me it killed me dead this is like over twice as long as the train comic and 4 times as detailed#backgrounds . angles. i yearn fr death.#AND I HAD 2 WRITE THEM ACTUALLY TALKING GGSDH i am actually so insecure abt the way the dialogue flows gomen....#i wanted to add more to it to fix how clipped and rushed i think it reads#but that would mean drawing more expressions would mean drawing more panels would mean more gd hyDRANGEAS#so ultimately i decided 2 have the conversation take the hit because let me tell u.#if i have to draw. one more blue petal i will snap i will lose it#i knew tht would happen n wanted to alleviate some of the pain so i found a few brushes that helped speed up the process#but the thing w a lot of premade flower brushes is they also come preshaded n look uniform in a way that stands out badly against my style#so i had 2 render over them anyway........#yuuji's domain rly putting me through the wringer first the train station now death by a bajillion petals smh#all that to say tho . my labour of love . i am going to take a nap#hina.comic
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TERFs: oh you poor sexually disordered people being used by tras... we'll accept you tho :)
Intersex ppl: hey don't fucking say we're sexually disordered tf
TERFs: stupid fucking herms i bet you aren't even a real intersex person why don't you just kill yourself
#squawking#getting called a “fake intersex” by a perisex terf bc i told her that i'm not listening to someone who calls me disordered. lol. lmao#they literally cannot stand anyone who isn't their model minority#tw h slur#h slur#anti terf#anti radfem#intersexism#actually intersex#intersex
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Do you desperately hate kids? Have nightmares about their sticky hands and loud voices? Do you cringe every time you see a child on a plane? Boy do I have the answer for you!
Wait.
#children#I cannot stand#people who hate kids#me#sometimes#the parents at my job hate their own children#like#y’all#what are you doing!!!
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i wanted to draw tim in an MIT sweater since this tiktok
#the m in mit stands for metropolis#tim explaining his civvies to the batfamily:#‘the half zip is to signal old money and the vest is to gain the trust of venture capitalists’#’the mcqueen sneakers is to let girls know that i’m a red flag and i cannot be trusted’#also the caseless rawdogging iphone#classic#tim drake#my art
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#get his ass
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.05 The Regent
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#alicent hightower#criston cole#hbodaily#gameofthronesdaily#dailyflicks#userhayf#usermali#usermal#userbecca#userquel#ughmerlin#useriselin#usergal#jokerous#dixonscarol#userelenagilbert#usereme#*#lmaooooo i cannot stand the greens but this had me howling
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the way percy is down so bad the kiss is the first thing he thinks about when there’s literally a god war about to happen
page 339 // percy jackson and the battle of the labyrinth
#percabeth#percy jackson#pjo#rick riordan#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#i cannot stand this boy#in front of his father too
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Hi
#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#sierra art :3#pls notice his board#i physically cannot#stand looking at him#anymore!!!!!
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the fact that the biggest smile we've seen on Percy's face so far is when he's petting that little lizard thing is just so
#the kid is pretty miserable the majority of the time so when he smiles it really stands out#watched that scene like oh that's what happiness looks like on him#actually don't quote me on biggest smile I just cannot remember that kid grinning bigger at a different point in time rn#im like 95% sure#pjo#percy jackson#pjo adaptation#mine
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Oohh full day with miss Xrusa 😊🌻
A living nightmare!
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hello cookierun nation here are all of the cookie cosplays i humbly offer to ye that ive done so far. love those lil dudes
#my cosplay#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cosplay#cookie run cosplay#i'd kiss the character designer for cookierun square on the lips they do such a good job of understanding the fundamentals of design#i mean obviously im not doing 1:1 translations on any of these but they provide a spectacular base from the official work#the fact that cookierun is the only series ive done multiple costumes for in the past few years#hopefully shows how fond i am of their design style#although to be fair the other series that ive done 2 costumes for lately is genshin impact and not to be negative#but i cannot stand genshin impacts character design approach it literally keeps me up at night how much i hate it
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