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Hope Tumblr is ok with this one
Their greed sickens me.
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draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope
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so full of girl inspiration. i can do it...i *will* have self confidence and moderately large breasts...!
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Wasnt expecting to see dream smp cosplays in the year of 2025 huh
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how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.
spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
really sad ghost
zombies 2: underwater edition
spiders again but now they poison you
fish that kills you with a mind beam
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