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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
#mika's life mission is to jump on the kitchen counter until i stop yelling at him to get down#ivan's life mission is to eat everything a cat shouldnt be eating (for example this fucking cat ate CURRY the other day)#yuri's is to piss on every surface of this house#lusia's mission is to roleplay as an elderly russian grandma#and arlo's mission is to live anywhere but here since hes constantly at our neighbours house
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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me joining a discord server- "hello!"
guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"
me- "what does that mean?"
floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"
me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"
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strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
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