#i am sleep deprived.

[kleinv01]

How the LI's texts you :

Yael:

proper capitalization, barely shorten words ( unless he's very busy as he types ), same goes with typos. he also uses autocorrect, but somehow it never really does his messages dirty.

uses emotes like :) :D :9 , or just the basic keyboard emotes.

has been told he types like an old man, so he's trying to change that ( although he's kind of clueless as to how he can do so. )

always tells you what he'll be up to if he's gonna be busy for days end and unable to text you.

(texting you): "Hey [name]! I saw this on my way back home, and it reminded me of you. Maybe you'd be interested in checking it out sometime :)" [ picture attached ]

(texting his family groupchat): "Totally could make it this weekend to see Elysia and Yves as always! I love you all a lot ❤️"

(texting his coworker): "How much was my order from last night's hangout? I feel bad, I want to pay it now. :'D"

Klein:

uses kaomojis a LOT

very expressive and cheerful tone

would spam you a bunch of barely coherent messages just to get your attention

very very fast replies . you're still typing and he's already very eagerly waiting for a text back

his eyes are always on that phone and also you

(texting you): "How was your day, darling? I missed youuuuuuuuuu( • ̀ω•́ )✧" "Tell me all about it <33333333333333333"

" ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ ♡ ∧＿∧ ＿∧ ♡ ♡ (๑･ω･)ω<๑) ♡ ♡ /⌒ づ⊂⌒ヽ ♡ 　 ╰ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ╯ O o ° 〃∩∧＿∧ ♡ ⊂⌒（ '·ω·）♡ ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　 　 ＼/＿＿＿/ Thinking about you right now 🥺🥺 "

"I see you're feeling down right now!! I'm cheering on you always, darling !! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡ And if I need to beat smeone up... just tell me" "Oh I'm jk !! XDD I love you darling🩵🩵Mwah"

Al:

surprisingly, types like a normal person ( he could barely speak in person but he makes up for it in texts )

sounds disenterested ( unintentional ) and awfully cold sometimes

still doesn't say much and feels awkward

don't expect fast replies from him... who knows what he's up to...

types in lowercases

(texting office group chat) : "hello everyone. a message from mr. dolores. a meeting will take place after today's lunch break, that is 2PM sharp. he expects everyone to be ready by then. thank you"

(texting mr dolores) : "i suppose i could try that drink... thank you, sir."

(texting a random delivery guy that delivered his package, in a hurry) : "i received it alright. althuough i could appreciate it if you placed it right at my doorstep next delivery.thankyouy"

[gamblins]

Okie but hear me out. . . . What if I made a blog for fat-nuggets ? Thoughts?

[agamemnion]

hope is stored in the monster can

[byunboobs]

mmmm adderall

[theenemyod]

I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex is sexual)

[phantom-shell]

I think it's super interesting how Jimmy's fear of Anya and the baby manifests in his mind as the Pony Express mascot.

Unlike every other character, Anya ISN'T in Jimmy's guilt/regret hallucinations near the end. He sees Daisuke walk towards the dark, he sees Swansea chase him through a cemetery, he sees Curly on fire in front of him but ANYA? Anya isn't given that kind of treatment. No, instead, we see a hallucination of the baby, a tiny horse in a womb that has no face attached to it (Anya's face specifically, all he sees is the womb), turning into a deformed monster that hunts him down the moment it's born.

Polle (the baby) is seen as a danger in Jimmy's head in the beginning of the game too, after he walks out of the cockpit. The more he walks, the louder the baby noises get and the more deformed Polle looks when he runs into it!

Jimmy doesn't give a damn about Anya, nor does he regret anything he did to her, but he is scared of that baby and what it means. The living proof of what he did to Anya, manifesting as a monster that hunts him down throughout the game.

[notsolonedesert]

siren ctimene…

Beeswax or not, what if Eury didn't take that encounter with the sirens very well

[glassclownz]

this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)

[henry-or-something]

crazy sonic theory that makes sense to me and only me. y'know how stone in sonic 3 just kept mocking ppl when he really didn't in the last movies?

Like again

and again

and again?

What if it's just crazy foreshadowing for the next movie?

We know metal sonic is gonna be in it and robotnik went boom (when does he not tbh. He's probably fine)

Anyways, with robotnik presumed dead, who is left on earth that might've made metal sonic? Y'know, the robotic carbon copy of sonic? What some ppl might call a mimicry?? Or if they're mean a mockery??

Could it be, and just hear me out on this, that it was made by the very man who has been robotnik's shadow for who knows how long AND who makes fun of ppl by impersonating them??? HMMMM???

(for the love of God let him go crazy w/ grief I need his villain arc so bad)

[hoziersong]

rat…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[thebibliosphere]

Me: desperately trying to avoid a migraine over the next few days by getting as much sleep as possible.

My ADHD at 11:45pm when I’ve got shit to do first thing in the morning because it’s fucking Christmas: pst, hey.

Me: …

ADHD: You know that plot hole you’ve been stuck on for over a year?

Me: …

ADHD: wouldn’t it be wild if you suddenly figured out how to fix it AND had the motivation to work on it.

Me: …

Me: God fucking dammit.

[pankiepoo]

does a cool flip and falls flat on my face

[xformalde-hyde]

Marble Hornets AU where everything is the exact same except Alex is wearing this shirt every time he shows up on screen

[theaceofarrows]

The Justice League meeting Jason for the first time

Robin Jason: Come on, you egg sucking piece of gutter trash! You like pushing people around who are smaller than you? Well, I'm smaller. Try pushing me!

Lex Luthor: What did you just call me?! Egg sucking-

Robin Jason: [launches all 4ft of his feral self at Lex]

Superman: Uhh, should we help him?

Batman: [shakes his head]

[Jason running circles around Lex while mocking him]

Wonder Woman: Are you certain we shouldn't assist him?

Nightwing: Nah, don't worry he's fine. He just has a case of crime fighting zoomies to work out

[Jason, knocks Lex down after throwing as many smokebombs and batarangs as he can]

Jason: Learn your place you Mr. Clean looking B-lister lump of trash!

Everyone other than Batman and Nightwing: ...

Green Lantern: I really like this little dude! Let's keep him!

[hinamie]

cursed kids v2 ⚠️👹

i've been a jjk first years stan since day one and have been wanting to redraw the first art i did featuring the three of them

[lurkinginnernarrator]

disciple era peak lords getting sent on a big infiltration mission together

shen jiu completely flipping into a flirting doe eyed personality to extract Intel, to the shock and distraction of all the other PLs

oh or it being like a criminal ring and sj fitting in perfectly, like he swears worse than a sailor, knows ALL the lingo, could probably drink/smoke everyone else under the proverbial table, knows what faux paus to avoid

Or both, that'd be really funny

Mission 1 SJ: Honeypot

Mission 2 SJ: gang