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disciple era peak lords getting sent on a big infiltration mission together
shen jiu completely flipping into a flirting doe eyed personality to extract Intel, to the shock and distraction of all the other PLs
oh or it being like a criminal ring and sj fitting in perfectly, like he swears worse than a sailor, knows ALL the lingo, could probably drink/smoke everyone else under the proverbial table, knows what faux paus to avoid
Or both, that'd be really funny
Mission 1 SJ: Honeypot
Mission 2 SJ: gang
#mind you i am sleep deprived#but#the shifting faces of shen jiu enthrall me#shen jiu#svsss au#head disciple days#cang qiong#cang qiong peaks#cang qiong mountain sect#original shen qingqiu#svsss#undercover sj for the win#need in novel people to realize that sj is actually a good liar#not an idiot who couldnt even hide his distaste or his brothel visits#this reminds me#spymaster sj#also sj playing with knives#he should stab a man in yhe hand to assert dominance
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Reading SVSSS and I realised that Shang Qinghua is most likely in charge of finances and accounting and internal affairs at the same fricking time. Like what? Cang Qiong why is your money guy also your internal investigations guy? That's prime position for so many, like so many crimes. Embezzlement is the least of it. He definitely took advanatage of that. Shang Qinghua was probably Corruption Georg, even without the literal, actual treason.
So SQH = Corruption Georg, but honestly that's on Cang Qiong, they should've known better after thousands of years of sect history and I'm now imagining generations of An Ding Peak Lords just cackling in massive amounts of embezzlement glee and SQH being just the latest incarnation of Corruption Georg in a long line of Corruption Georgs.
#Shang Qinghua#SQH#Corruption Georg#An Ding#Cang Qiong#Scum Villain's Self Saving System#SVSSS#Rén zhā fǎnpài zìjiù xìtǒng#Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong
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Cang Qiong Peak Affiliation
If you were to be an immortal cultivator on one of the peaks of Cang Qiong, and you got to pick which one, what would you choose?
In this theoretical, you have no knowledge of the future plot and no in depth knowledge of the peak lords.
I'd love to hear your reasons for your choice, too!
I realized this morning that I would actually probably love being a Qing Jing disciple at least as far as the curriculum goes. I love all this artsy shit c:
My choices in order from best fit to worst fit: Qing Jing, Qiong Ding, Qian Cao, Beast Peak, Wan Jian, Ku Xing, Bai Zhan, Zui Xian, An Ding
(Sorry, Airplane Bro! The thought of doing maths and logistics for eternity is, to me, a mere one step up from literal hell XD)
#starchbean#mxtx#scumbag system#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#mxtx svsss#mo xiang tong xiu#scum villain system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#cang qiong mountain sect#Cang Qiong
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【苍穹·墨清弦·章楚楚原创曲】Hysteria【SinghP】
#hysteria#singhp#chasel#liuxu#yanyi#果酱#yingshi hinano#mo qingxian#zhang chuchu#cang qiong#gif#vocaloid#mandarin vocaloid#synthv#flashing
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
#the real housewives of cang qiong or something idk#guys I cooked here come on#I've had this idea for sooo long I'm so glad I finally got to draw it out hehe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Skipsart#svsss au#loosely based off that one extra in book 4 btw#that made me giggle sm the first time I read it#i love how none of them could fathom the idea of shen jiu being nice they all immediately went “he's possessed”#<- I knoww it's shen yuan but that was so funny to me the first time I read it#THEY HAVE THE RECAPS JUST LIKE IN SHAMELESS#“I was in the endless abyss for three years and didn't miss the last episode. what's your excuse⁉️⁉️”
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I love how mqf's oficial description is something like: a good heart who wants to help others but then you read the novel and his reaction to lqg trapping ten infected men who are crying in panic is "great now I can start to work in my experiments with decomposed people to find a cure" and gets out a lot of needles, which makes the man cry even harder.
Even if we only get bits of the other Cang Qiong sect leader's we can reach the conclusion that no one there is normal, sqq is just biased.
#the other sects when they have to invite cang qiong: they're our brothers but for fuck's sake they're so weird#sqq is a drama queen married to the demon lord#lqg is an obsessed fighter with no survival instics#sqh is a spy married to ANOTHER demon that somehow is still in the sect doing taxes#qqq could kill you with a look but she also makes fun of tiny lbh in the extras#you know the emperor#so she has probably zero survival instics too#mqf is one step away from becoming a mad doctor#and they're lead by the n°1 apologizer#i love them let me meet the rest#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mu qingfang#liu qingge#shen qingqiu
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Au where SVSSS has a/b/o dynamics, but so does the world Shen Yuan came from.
SY is an alpha in his last life but like never used it. And because he never used his alpha status, he grew to resent it. When he croaks and gets booted into PIDW, the system reveals he's a beta this life. And he's like "FUCK YEAH!!! I don't have to get impossibly horny just because someone smelled nice!"
He somehow ends up in Cang Qiong Mountain in the beast peak. He's living his best life, unaware that he still technically acts like an alpha. He acts aggressive if someone tries to take his stuff and he can intimidate any alpha that messes with his juniors.
The beast peak lord sees this along with his good cultivation and aptitude with beasts and says "Y'know what'd be funny?" And makes him the head disciple.
And like imagine Shen Yuan accidentally walking into another head disciple having a heat in the middle of a hunt and he brings them to Qian Cao without trouble. Like not even fazed because he can't really smell them, but everyone thinks he's just so chivalrous and has a strong grasp on his instincts.
Anyway when they ascend, its established that all the peak lords are alphas except for SQH who is an omega and MQF who is a beta. (They are all wrong)
Anyway during a Peak Lord meeting someone fucks up and reveals that they're an omega. This leads to a domino effect and everyone reveals that they're also omegas masquerading as alphas.
Now cue MQF and SQH sweating bullets and revealing that they're both alphas. And everyone is like "But Mu-shidi never smelled like one and you never reacted when one of us was in heat" and he's like "scent blockers and willpower + common decency"
And everyone turns to SQH like "You don't act like one" and he's like "Okay rude, but fair."
And then YQY says something like "Well three alphas out of twelve peaks. What a small fraction." And SY is like "Oh, who's the third alpha?"
Everyone looks at him and goes "You?"
And SY is like "Girl where 🤨 I'm a beta"
That leads to another screaming match and then YQY recounts "Two alphas, nine omegas, and one beta"
Anyway shenanigans ensue. I just want polycule silliness
#svsss#cang qiong mountain sect polycule#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#shang qinghua#they're the ones properly mentioned#ignore me im insane
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Yknow what niche sv fanfics I fucking love? All the peak lords as disciples who are ride or die for each other. And I mean all of them thank you very much.
If anyone has recs, then PLEASE
Anyways, here's one dysfunctional and stupid family for you <3
Shen Yuan is the beast taming head disciple, and Mu Qingfang is just a deadass tired med student leave him alone.
And Wei Qingweiiiiiiii I want to make a whole character ref sheet for this dude and he doesn't have any business being a favourite of mine. Bro is the only peak lord that doesn't have a character description in the glossary. Btw if anyone knows what the Wei in Qingwei is pls tell meeee
Just pretend Shen Jiu got rescued early bc of Shen Yuan/Shang Qinghua's influence or smt idk. Pls don't don't follow your nightmares A-Jiu! You only got into this mess coz you did buddy TUT
Rip Yue Qingyuan this is my first time attempting to draw him and it just wasn't working out so I turned him around.
Recs bc I don't gatekeep>>
Shen shixiong by Ourliazo
Dark clouds by Invidia_envy
Close to you by Aledono
For a better day by Midnight_illusi0n
Predator and prey by Cheesie13
Black crow by Zypll
If I knew it all then (would you do it again) by Zypll
From the silence of mountains by Invidia_envy
Concentrated anger in fun-sized frame by Ectocosme
#wqw: what is a door but a moving wall 😼#svsss fanart#wei qingwei#shang qinghua#yue qingyuan#yue qi#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#og shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#liu qingge#qi qingqi#mu qingfang#qijiu#liushen#svsss#mxtx svsss#mxtx#scumbag self saving system#scumbag system#scum villains self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#pidw#cang qiong mountain sect#peak lords#afsosville
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I want to read a SVSSS where Mobei Jun suddenly portals into a peak lord meeting, grabs Shang Qinghua with a growl "bedroom, now" and then the two disappears. All in all, Mobei Jun was in that room for less than 5 seconds.
Cang Qiong is shocked and appalled that a demon - a very powerful demon - had the gall to somehow break into Cang Qiong and kidnap a peak lord in front of their eyes. Worse yet, they didn't react in time and Liu Qingge wasn't at this meeting.
Mu Qingfang's analysis made the mood even worse: "the demon was clearly under the influence of aphrodisiac."
And then Shen Qingqiu's hiss of vindication solidified the horror and anger. "I told you he was a spy! Worse yet, he's married to a demon or about to get married into one because that looked like Shang Qinghua being a little too used to bride-napping!"
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Meanwhile Shang Qinghua has no clue what's going on or why his king decided to break his spy cover like that. He's more like mildly terrified as he's getting pulled under the covers of a bed and told to take a nap. His little freak out becomes the world's biggest freakout when Mobei Jun climbs into bed right afterwards like holycrapwhatisgoingonisthisgoingtoendin-
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(Mobei Jun is sick and tired of having a long distance relationship with his husband and his husband needs some more rest, so enough was enough. He decided to force his husband into a vacation.)
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Somehow Shang Qinghua is the last Cang Qiong peak lord to find out that he's married to a demon.
#svsss ideas#svsss#svsss au#mxtx#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua#mobei jun#Somehow Shang Qinghua is the last Cang Qiong peak lord to find out that he's married to a demon AU
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au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,
Shen Jiu: bet
And so the twins decided to switch lives!
The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.
Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy
(spoiler. it wasn't)
Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???
Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?
Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏
Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"
#then it was shen yuan's turn to bitch about their martial siblings#all of cang qiong in the background:#we've been bamboozled#there are two funny thing you could do with yue qingyuan: one. he knew the whole time and totally went#“should we check for possession by making Xiao 'jiu' drawing hong jing? of course. infact. we should use ALL of the possession detecting#artifacts we have. for safety purposes.“#“sect leader why are you mailing a letter that says 'hope you're enjoying your vacation -love qi-ge'?”#or two: he's fooled as well and just thinks he's projecting his desire to see the tiny xiao yuan who he and xiao jiu lost all those years#ago again. and that the grief of loosing shen yuan is what changed shen jiu into the man that he is today#so that maybe loosing his memories. also had him loose that grief. and that maybe underneath the weighty mould of the past. shen jiu and#xiao yuan really were alike after all#svsss#svsss au#svsss parent trap au?#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#cang qiong#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords#realizing i forgot the second option was supposed to be funny#there are so many errors in my spelling and punctuation its not even funny. ignore it please i am procrastinating on stuff
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Forgot about this but yqy wrangling his shidis
#svsss#mxtx#shen qingqiu#danmei#yue qingyuan#scumbag system#liu qingge#shen yuan#cang qiong mountain sect#scum villain’s self saving system#scum villain#theyre so goofy#someone save him hess so tired#coryscribbles
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I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
#they would probably be exposed in the funniest way possible#imagine someone brought an artifact to an inter-sect gathering#that started#idk#a marriage hunt or something for whoever it gets put on#and the person who brought it wants to embarrass the cang qiong sect#so they put it on Shen Qingqiu obvi#they start their dramatic villain monolog as the artifact streets to activate#and then fizzled out?#everyone would look in confusion before Shen Qingqiu takes off the artifact#and hands it over to Wei Qingwei to seal away#“what? this can't be” the negative iq cannon fodder would say#“The only way the artifact would fail is if you were already marr-” then Shang Qinghua stabs them in the throat#then everyone would be all#You're married?!!??#And you never told anyone??!!!??!#Is your husband Yue Qingyuan??!#Or Liu Qingge?!!!??#And then Shen Qingqiu would have to say that it's the blood covered fucker over there#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#writing prompt#fanfiction#suggestive
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I have no idea why but I always forget Liu mingyan talks. In my mind she's so intimidating she just needs to look at people for them to understand her words. People try to annoy her and she literally just walks off. Yingying says they have deep conversations all the time but it's just her talking to herself while mingyan listens.
I just think both siblings are the same in the communication. You have to know the difference between Liu Qingge's "Hey." and his "HEY." For Liu Mingyan you need to know the difference between her 😐 and her 🤨
#to me whether mingyan can talk is one of the most debated topic in cang qiong#svsss#liu mingyan#liu qingge
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I’d like to agree with that one post that said Shen Yuan would absolutely mama/dada/gege beam the hell out of the peak lords.
Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan being absolute sticky sons for this 23 something year old cultivator and getting the baba they never had.
Mu Qingfang and Liu Qingge getting didi’d so hard they sometimes quarrel over who gets to be Shen Yuan’s special didi and fucking sulk when they dont get chosen.
Qi Qinggi being Yuan’s jiejie because he knows damn well that woman has more of an older sister who would chase you down the road and hit you with a frying pan vibe than a cute meimei.
Shang Qinghua just finds a platonic soulmate in his 1# hater and somehow becomes Yuan’s favorite didi? Shen Yuan never had a little brother before but if he did he knows he’d have the same mischievous and sneaky personality as Qinghua has.
The other peaklords become the chill rich uncle/wine auntie to Shen Yuan and are absolutely ecstatic that this weird looking guy is so chill and laidback.
#suki drabbles#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#svsss#shen yuan#shen jiu#shang qinghua#yue qingyuan#qi qinggi#liu qingge#mu qingfang#the peak lords#cang qiong mountain sect#SY activating the main peak lords mommy/daddy/gege issues#SY: i will literally pay all of you to go to therapy
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Suddenly wondering if anyone out there has written a fic or had ideas about an au where SY (either no system or just more lax) just decides to reveal his transmigration status from the get-go?
Like, sure, reading about transmigration was cool and all, but suddenly finding himself in this exact scenario? Where he'd have to deceive an entire mountain of people and assume the role of this presumably dead man? Not so fun after all. No thank you.
He doesn't even have to say anything far-fetched. Just smt along the lines of: yo uh, I'm not SQQ? I think I died and suddenly appeared here? SOS pls help, I'm not evil don't kill me. Just like, weird soul displacement things.
I mean, they're in a cultivation world filled with ridiculous wife plots and bizarre qi deviations that could regress a person to their child self, it's not that unbelievable. Possession is a real thing here! This one is just, not malicious. I wonder how the plot would turn out and what would be the reactions of the peak lords? How'd they go about trying to fix it? What do they do in the meantime? So curious.
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Liu qingge in my mind is one of those guys that punches a hole through the wall when he sees a spider, like will swear up and down he just wanted to kill the spider and doesn't know his strength and the wall should be stronger
more like he'd blow up the wall cause he enforced his fist with qi on instinct
#archerdoodles#myart#drawing#then the spider is perfectly intact#he missed#a quarter of baizhan's budget is fixing the holes around Cang Qiong#Shang Qinghua having a field day by making Liu Qingge fill out the forms#asian parent hovering style
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