#i am nothing if not unserious
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I get a crush and start writing horny posts like they’re highly descriptive chapters in a novel
#like what are you getting to literary for mfer. this is tumblr dot com!!!! goofy#I am nothing if not unserious
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14. What have you been finding frustrating with writing SotF?
Besides the timeline, lmao?
Honestly, I'd say it's probably a lot of characterization things. I can get into some of the characters' heads so easily (Daemon has so much wrong with him & Rhea has so muh going on), and then I'm sitting here with others like Rhaenyra & Criston like "tf do I do with you?" I can logically, at least sort of, come up with what they'd do, but getting in their brains to do it in a way that makes sense beyond "and then this happens because it makes sense for what I know about them vs the altered narrative of this AU" is such a struggle sometimes. Making some of these people be internally consistent is like going to war gjsjgnsjfns
Connective tissue is also hard sometimes, especially if it's not something I know I can skip over (chapter breaks that signify the passing of time, my beloved). I will, quite often, know a big set piece I want or need to get to, but stringing myself along from where I started at a good & decent starting point/some context/my current less major Event™ can be so difficult because I am both impatient and a rambler. Truly one of the combos of all time.
And in terms of my current chapter, as well as chapter 2, coming up with the actual meat of the event is sometimes a fucking Herculean task. In chapter 2, I knew I wanted Yorick to get reasonably traumatized by his time interacting with the gold cloaks, but I wound up eventually having to outsource suggestions for what specifically was going on there. My current "tf is the Event/build up/ship tease before the thing I want/need?" is figuring what exactly my dumb, moody daughter gets up to while under the supervision of The Strong Bros Babysitters For Sullen Teenage Girls®. And I know I'll get there eventually, but it's an uphill battle atm.
#asks#fic: sins of the father#yes giving Ella's time with Golden Boy & Reddit Admin a jokey name#is easier than figuring out what happens#i am nothing if not unserious#was out here calling the chapter she claims Vermithor 'peepaw time' up until it was published#i am calling The Cannibal 'nasty grandpa'#YOU'VE seen me type 'cousins all the way down' & that shit came to be from sotf#strong cousins all the way own#targ cousins all the way down#royce cousins all the way down#my bts name for this chapter is 'every rose has its thorns' & after it drops that will be groan worthy
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Watching people in this godforsaken fandom get big mad about Nyxlin is almost as funny to me as watching people get mad about Elaingate/Tamberlain.
#nyxlin#tamberlain#elaingate#y’all are so unserious and silly and I love that about you 🫶🏼#like this is not my first rodeo#I know what a crackship is#I was forged in the hellscape that was superwholock#people in this fandom are WILD with how they’re obsessed with purity culture while also reading faerie smut#while also sucking off a dude who SA’d his love interest#tagging the antis and criticals bc I actually like y’all and I don’t like the pro ic/feysand/rhySAnd folk#anti feysand#anti rhysand#anti sjm#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti inner circle#anti acotar#also like who gives a fuck what someone’s crackship is?#literally could not be me#y’all could ship ianthe with my favorite characters and I quite literally wouldn’t give a fuck#but seeing people get SO PRESSED yet again about a crackship is fucking HYSTERICAL to me#I am nothing if not a hater#and that’s that on that
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wip (it out!)
share whatever project you're working on right now, except 'project' is incredibly open ended. It could be fic, original writing, playlists, art, crafts, whatever it is you're doing! thank you @malchai for the tag!! <33
considering i am currently right in the middle of exams season i SHOULD be telling you i haven't done much writing lately but uh that is not the case... this is for an upcoming fest so i'm not sure how much i'm allowed to tell you, but i will say that i'm not even sure if this is going to make it into the actual fic lol (//minor nsfw mentions)
“Still, if anyone should be sharing a bed, it should be us. Your friends shouldn’t have to move around for our sake.” Sirius’ eyes narrowed. “No.” Oh, was that how he wanted to play this? Well, Regulus could narrow his eyes too. “Why not?” He asked through gritted teeth. “Because I don’t trust him.” “Wow,” Regulus scoffed. “No shame about it, huh?” “Oh come on, you knew how I felt about him. I want to trust you, and I want to trust your friends, but him, of all people? Really? It’s one thing for him to be here at all, but he’s not staying in the same bed as my little brother.” “Would you care if I was born male, hm?” Sirius rolled his eyes. “This may come as a shock, Reg, but I of all people am aware that two people with dicks can have sex.” “Ew, don’t talk about your dick–” “You were asking for it–” “If anyone is asking for details of the other’s sex life right now, it’s you, and you are incredibly lucky I’m not giving them–” “You don’t have a sex life, you’re like twelve–” “I am eighteen!–” “Child! Child! Child! Child!–” “Alright.” Lupin said, causing Regulus and Sirius to quickly fall silent. Snapping out of their argument, he saw everyone else staring at them with varying expressions. Lupin's was somewhere between amused and fatigued, Pettigrew's vaguely concerned, and Potter's absolutely terrified. Only children, Regulus thought.
no pressure tags: @messymoony @godsofwoes @crimsonlovebartylus and anyone else who may want to!!
#my favourite thing to write is sibling angst#my SECOND favourite thing to write is siblings being stupid#this is inspired by the fact that whenever my sister says anything about dating i still say “shut up you're like (some age around 9-12)”#i am nothing else if not an unserious (light-hearted) asshole#tag game#my writing#bartylus#series: i'll try anything once
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i think listening to classical music while writing a malev ratatouille au is Hilarious actually
#i am nothing if not taking unserious things extremely Serious#malevatouille#malevolent#john doe#arthur lester
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Ok i was tagged by bestie @cleeeffa
Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!
no tags buuza gang rise up and size the meme & propagate
#the meow meow list#its not my fault there are so many white girls in media u_u that’s my womans wrong#for fun i will list their wrongs#meredith: uncountable but also nothing#cristina: dating owen#lyse: not being brown#minako: she flopped in silver millenium fr#jennifer: she was mean to needy :(#izutsumi: she spat out senshis food#veronica lodge: not just marrying betty#asami: dating mako the second time#envy: actually nothing tbh?#anthy: she did stab utena ig#starfire: not trying to save blackfire more sisterhood unslay#ayesha: dating the annoying lesbian in s2 when saira is right there OH MY GOD#i am very unserious here
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Vintage tee,
brand new home
Converse on cobblestones
#When you are young they assume you know nothing#“he's in his cardigan era” I shout into the void#“GO TO SLEEP” the void shouts back#i am a deeply unserious person#jonathan byers#stranger things
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you still resent nancy and jonathan for getting together???? for “hurting steve’s feelings”??? despite the fact that he verbally supported their relationship like 2 hours after seeing them together. this from a season that released 6 fucking years ago. a season prior to him saying that he was NOT in love with nancy anymore. do you want me to call shawn levy and tell him of your dilemma. bestie do you need to rewatch the source material
#ppl will use ANY excuse to hate nancy and jonathan to prop steve* up#their flanderised ‘pwecious little babygirl’ steve who is a delicate little flower who’s still butthurt over his high school breakup#albeit s4 did completely surrender to this bs characterisation bc the duffers don’t know how to write a storyline for steve that doesn’t#involve him being a lovestruck loser nowadays. SAD#get me in that writers room i could give him something good thats not egregiously repetitive#funny that the post that sparked this was an ANTI MURRAY FANFIC?????? in 2023. bc him suggesting jon+nancy should be together was unfair to#fuckin STEVE??????#1) murray is literally a jokey funnyguy character. he’s a little guy it’s his birthday he makes risotto studies martial arts is a conspiracy#theorist who daydrinks and snores on airplanes. he’s SO unserious#if u want to hate on him thats fine good for u whatever but do it for. normal reasons. like encouraging teenagers to drink and have sex in#his bunker. like he was not normal for that i get it i used to kinda dislike him for that too but like. its literally not meant 2 be#that big of a deal. nothing matters there’s no point the show hasn’t been genuinely good for six years nothing matters go outside go to bed#anyways. happy 3 AM everyone im going to sleep love and what have you on planet earth#stranger things#nancy wheeler#steve harrington#jonathan byers#mine
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Ok.
#enjoy your passive but revolutionary hands free of blood but the best military advisor have not stepped a foot outside the castle but#is favored by the small folks did nothing whatsover but represents hope of the future character#Can't even see shit brewing right in front of her eyes but is going to be the politician (TM) of character of all time#:)#unserious website#I am not even mad that Sansa is leading in the poll#But it's absurd that people like a passive character by this much
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#ooc. sp.#one thing about me : nothing is serious#this is unserious and i am unserious#we are all unserious here#i tried making it look like he was typing it out but that seemed hard
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anyone else so detached with being alive it’s almost like i don’t want an identity for myself i just wanna watch everyone else live their lives and be happy for them but i just kinda wanna exist and do nothing else like i’m so okay with nothing happening to me lol
#like i rly don’t matter in this world and that is ok to me 👍 no one needs to remember me rly 👍#i rly hate thinking abt myself and future and who i am maybe i just wanna be nothing afterall i just wanna like . float along#myself being alive is so unserious i feel so silly all the time 😭#IS THIS TMI LOL
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unpacking my own academic trauma by spending my morning fully building the slide deck for holland's muppets-centric chalk talk, how's everyone else's saturday so far
#look if grad school gave me nothing else it gave me the ability to apply rigorous analyses to the most unserious contexts imaginable#and like. when else am i gonna get to casually throw out words like syncretism#katie says things
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im so so sad i wish i could be an adult
#does anyone else get terrified of the fact they will never be an adult and adequately perform adulthood in any capacity#it might be subjective but i know i can't. everyone around us can without question but the moment i try my brain fails#im terrified of doing anything to escape this household bc i will be all on omy own#and i know i can't do that i will not survive but i have no choice and no support system i have NO ONE to rely on i have no outside contact#im so so scared. i was not taught any of the life skills and ilack the capacity to think or act like an adult and i know it's not something#i can acquire at all because everyone did by now. everyone did i wish i wasnt perpetually left behind and flailing trying to stay afloat#i hate everyone around me who set us up for failure i hate them for not being able to provide me at least the care and support i need#if i can hold down a job and that's very very questionable i will at least be happy with myself. that's something.#it's scary and so alienating snd i wouldn't wish it upon anyone i just can't function on the same level#something tells me it's okay bc normal brains supposedly don't finish developing til 25 but this is not considering developmental disability#but im so scared of being seen as incompetent and unserious and unreliable when we're already in our twenties#i wish someone could relate#maybe it's something to do with my source too as a system but i still genuinely feel like not a single thing changed since our teens i feel#so stuck and so stunted#i am nothing. perhaps.#vent#? idont even knoe
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nah s3 mike wheeler was funny as HELL yall stay safe though
#'would it have been SO FUNNY if i was taking a MASSIVE SHIT or something?'#unserious. michael you are so gay and unserious#btw don't come after me. i am not excusing the shit he said/did to will. no.#he was just a very Silly Guy in s3 and i feel like we should talk about it more </3#stranger things#mike wheeler#byler tumblr#< target audience but has nothing to do with byler#st s3#st.txt
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The amazing thing is not that the stomach churns, it's that it doesn't churn more often
#I've seen people say ''hamas is not murdering civilians it's expelling settlers''#i've seen people be rabidly anti-Semitic about people fleeing in airports#newsflash: there's not exactly a robust train system or safe roads#i've seen people— neighbors. neighbors. say that animal control is the best solution for this#i've seen people posting maps of reservoirs in Gaza and @-ing the Israeli government in it#i've seen pictures#i've seen people calling for retaliation on Iran and listing off targets#i've unfollowed countless people I thought I had things in common with because nothing anyone can do is criminal#forget evil for a second; evil's not a historical category#this is; as another put it; a series of massacres#and yes most if not all anticolonial movements went through massacres#and I do believe people who switch sides or withdraw any sympathy and wash their hands of it the moment a massacre are committed#i believe that those people are deeply unserious; no matter how sympathetic i am to them#and I also personally don't believe Hamas is doing this half-cocked/for the fun of it/with no blueprint for the political aftermath#i do think this is not random; senseless violence. it was carefully planned violence. a very organized massacre#and of course the stomach churns to that; as it did to what came before and what came after#i just wonder whether anything else is possible. if there is a path to peace where our stomachs will not churn. one not forged in massacre#it wasn't possible for French Algeria. it wasn't possible for India. it wasn't possible for Haiti. it has happened elsewhere#but can anything else happen here ? within these borders ? with these people ? with all the blood ?#so as I have always done and will likely always do I support any Palestinian challenge to the occupation#but the stomach churns at it. don't believe it doesn't
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#vent tw#my dad won't let me buy a used electric#raging#june shines#my dad won't let me buy a used electric or get a part time job during school#i guess he's worried i won't be able to focus at school#which is valid except for i am a legal adult and should be permitted to make these financial decisions myself#it's not that i can't afford an electric guitar. or even that i can't access it or anything at all#he just doesn't want me to have another instrument#he's like “you already have that acoustic” and “you can just use your brothers old electric” yeah uh-huh the electric that was so bad that-#-he bought a new one? mhm? you want me to use that one? with what amp and with what fucked up noise tolerence?#all of this is incredibly unserious btw i just have nothing else to complain about#i want to learn electric but i can't for now
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