#cristina: dating owen

[shazleen]

Ok i was tagged by bestie @cleeeffa

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[fearsomeandwretched]

The greys anatomy sub looooves owen and is really resistant to any criticism of him like he didn't choke Cristina in his sleep and hold her hand while she had an abortion and then cheat on her blaming that and scream at her in front of all her friends and coworkers at her goddaughters' birthday party "you killed our baby". But Derek and Alex are sooooo toxic and abusive 🙄🙄🙄

[pizzabookbuying]

damn that rarepair rearing its ugly head again

[sundrop-writes]

if Mike fell asleep with you...

Word Count: 750

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Warnings: this is mostly pure fluff - Mike and the reader are in an established relationship, the reader's gender is not described in any way (the main pronouns used are you/yours), Mike calls the reader angel, the reader takes on a caregiver role for Abby, mostly just short and fluffy. This is set before the main events of the movie, when Mike is working as a security guard at the mall.

A/N: So, I've seen so many people in the tags going 'just let him sleep!!! that man is so exhausted!!' and saying that he's too tired to fuck in the way that people are writing fanfics about him. And as much as I love super horny fics, I do thought this up, because I agree - the man should be allowed to sleep. This is largely inspired by that scene in Grey's Anatomy where Meredith walked in and Owen was asleep on Cristina's chest while she was reading a book (I think it was when she was reading through Mer's mom's diaries?) - anyway. I love that scene so much because it shows how easily he sleeps around her because he's so comfortable around her. And that's why it deeply inspired this. Let him sleep.

...

Mike was exhausted when he came in the door. 

He heaved out a sigh as he closed the door behind him, toeing off his shoes - pure, stiff tiredness radiating through his whole body in the worst way. 

You knew that sound anywhere. 

“Long day?” You inquired gently from your position on the couch, lightly craning your neck to look at him. 

He shuffled further into the house in an almost zombie-like fashion, only giving you a solitary grunt in response. 

You felt kind of bad that he had been stuck at work late when you had been lucky enough to have a morning shift and been treated to a relaxing evening with Abby. She was a relatively easy kid to take care of, and generally fun to be around. 

And after you had put her to bed, you laid out on the couch, relaxing and reading a novel that your friend had recommended. Generally, you were having a nice evening. And it seemed that Mike was not. 

As you kept an eye on Mike, you folded over the page of your book to mark it and put it on the coffee table for later. 

“Dinner’s on the counter.” You told him. “I made lasagna. I can heat it up for you if you want.” 

You hated that before he started dating you, all he knew was freezer burnt crap - but you were slowly showing him how to cook, and a world of vegetables that didn't come in a can. 

Mike took off his jacket and the heavy belt he had to wear for work (his large walkie talkie and his taser were in his locker at work, as mandated, but the thing was still damn uncomfortable) and he hung them both up. 

He didn’t respond to your queries about dinner as he walked around the couch. Instead of speaking, seeing you laying there so relaxed - the sight was all too inviting, and he eased himself to lay on top of you in a form of very natural intimacy before he grunted a few words into your neck. 

“Did Abby eat?” He asked softly as he laid on top of you. 

It was oddly comforting to have the bulk of his weight on top of you, especially as he melted against you, letting out a small moan as the tension melted out of his bones. He adjusted himself to get more comfortable and his face rested against the softness of your chest - you glanced down to see that his eyes were drifting closed. 

“She ate two platefuls, and had some peas.” You assured him. “Did her homework, had a bath, and she practiced her spelling words before she went to bed.” 

Mike grunted again - a more positive pitch to this one. He couldn't ask for anyone better than you. Sometimes he worried about her - all the time. But when Abby was with you, that worry lessened a lot. 

“You’re an angel.” He hummed against your chest. “I don’t-” He let out a gentle yawn. “I don’t know how I got so lucky with you.” 

“You look hot in a uniform and my job at the bookstore gets boring.” You replied, half-joking about the circumstances of how your relationship with Mike had formed. 

You reached out to him and began running your fingers through his hair, soothing him even further into the realm of sleep with the comforting touch. 

He let out another tired moan in reply - something that almost stretched into a rolling sound with the gentle pleasure of your hand in his hair. With the way his body was so slack against yours, his breathing even and quiet, you knew this was only leading one place. 

“You wanna go get ready for bed?” You asked gently. 

“In a minute.” He answered softly, barely parting his lips to get the words out. 

You glanced over to the table and reached out, picking your book back up as his breathing deepened and his body went even more slack. You were preparing to get comfortable for the next few hours. You weren’t all that tired yourself, and you still had a few chapters left to go. When you got to the next chapter, he began to snore lightly and you felt drool dripping down your neck - which didn’t bother you all that much. You found it cute, in fact. 

You were comforted by the fact that he relaxed enough around you to get such a good sleep. You knew that he needed it. 

...

A/N: also, this is my first time posting a fic completely from mobile by copy/pasting something from google docs on my phone. So hopefully the formatting isn't too messed up and hopefully this goes well! And I hope you guys enjoy this short fluffy fic 💖

[karavery]

MAGIC, grey's anatomy headcanons

(extreme woke warning. don't like, don't read)

cross-posted from tiktok w/ minor changes... ignore all the anatomy mistakes pls this drawings like a Month Old. keep in mind i've only just started s11!!!!!!!!

MEREDITH - im not that big of a mer person actually, so i dont have a lot to say about her.

i think that she prefers men over women, but she would date a woman. i really like mertina + addimer i looove me some yuri

she's grown from her trauma but i think that it affects her so, so much than what appears on the show. she doesn't harm herself, but i do think that she's attempted more even after her first few attempts.

my fav mer ships are merder, mertina, and addimer 🙇🙇 I LLOVELVEOVOELVEL addimer that toxic lesbianism is Serious bro

ALEX - ohhh boy oh Boy do i have a bit to say about karev.

him having sex w/ the school nurse at 15 years old impacted him (hypersexuality) in a way that alex isn't aware of. (or, he probably is semi-aware of how it was bad, but he doesn't think much of it because he considers himself lucky.) (i could talk sooo long about how 15 was just a horrible year for alex w/ everything going on w him but theres alr too much in this post...)

pre-merger alex would not be out as gay (that is something that i have realized after ive drawn + posted this.) i think that he wouldn't necessarily beat himself up for being gay, but he'd definitely prefer not to be out. if it doesn't chip down his masculinity & tough exterior then yeah, be gay whatever. he's down with the rainbow. stopped dating guys after o'malley + percy died because he thought he was a dead boyfriend magnet (crazy gf lightning rod, dead boyfriend magnet. holy shit alex) he has s/h scars from when he was a teenager but has been mostly clean since. he jokes about relapsing to close friends, though.

fav alex ships are karevomalley, karev/avery, izzlex, Idk one big poly ship and karev and every man in the show

GEORGE - OHHH MY SHAYLA... MY SHAYLA...

autistic + adhd thing is mostly just projection. He is Me Cored.

he is SO Closeted its really bad. he is 100% ADAMANT that he likes women, which is why all of his straight relationships go wrong. Because he Doesn't Like Women. hes GAY.

his mom is. a devout catholic and he comes from a family of big burly turkey shooting men. he's already different from his family and peers, which discouraged him from ever considering that he was possibly (is) gay.

he dated alex karev methinks but it was more like, an on and off thing more than anything. i love to entertain the idea that him and alex were out and happy and jooyouss but the angst that i get from internalized homophobia george and alex is so, so much better. Dear other karev'malley (aleorge? gex? geolex?) fans Please please Please write more angst fanfics for meeeeeee :3c (oh i could talk about karevomalley for soooo long its really bad)

IZZIE - oh Isobel Stevens tehy oculd never make me hate you

to me, all of her relationships were comphet. her and alex were more of a, more than friends less than lovers sort of deal to me (love izzlex, though!) she didn't really like men, she sorta. forced herself to to me denny was a bpd attachment. i don't think that Anybody in their right, sane mind would cut and lvad wire, possibly KILL another person, and endanger their love for the sake of them living. ESPECIALLY for a man like denny. it was so Insane, and idk why people don't think izzie was somewhere on that messed up line, but god forbid a woman be crazy i guesss..

my fav izzie ships are cristina/izzie (dubbed cardiovad by me and oomf), izzlex, and storres........ Ohhhh how i love cardiovad.

CRISTINA - there woudl be world peace if she didn't kiss owen hunt and kissed meredith grey instead.

she's canonically dyslexic but to Me i think she is Autistic. her special interest is cardio surgery. she eats sleeps dreams cardio, she YEARNS to be the heart-in-an-elevator guy and probably had a really bad meltdown because of hahn not teaching her.

she comes off blunt or insensitive and has trouble figuring out other people's emotions/tones. i think that.. once she dates a woman she realizes "damn this is actually better than a guy." so she just stops dating guys. if it ever comes to it, she Can date a guy but like girls just do it better for her. she has so many lines about lesbianism like do you have something to tell us, cristina yang...

Her whole deal w teddy was so serious like trading owen for teddy is some QUEER stuff.

my fav cristina ships are tedstina, mertina, and cardiovad. Ohh i love tedstina the intense yearning they both wanted eachother so bad but they thought they wanted eachother professionally. Ohhh Ohhh teddstina

Yeah thats It i would Love to hear other ppls hcs/ships as well spread #peace and stay #woke karavery nation.

[memphis-mafia-mama]

I think I've pinpointed on my most recent griefwatch (a rewatch driven by grief over a beloved character) what is so frustrating about Buck and Eddie. I want to preface this by saying that I'm not a buddie shipper by default and I really liked the potential of Buck and Tommy. I do, however, see from a writers standpoint what frustrates people who watch the show and are waiting for the other shoe to drop. It's because the pair walks the line between two time honored tropes in long lasting television, and it's coming up on decision time. I don't actually think it should have happened by now, but if a decision is not made one way or the other, and soon, a non answer is probably our answer.

The Writers Need To Decide if Buck and Eddie are Meredith and Cristina or Josh and Donna.

In Grey's Anatomy, there is Meredith and Derek, and there is Cristina and Burke and later Cristina and Owen. But there is always Meredith and Cristina. Cristina is Meredith's person, her soul mate. They are not romantically involved, but they put each other first. Burke and Owen separately object in their own ways to that relationship during their journey of courting Cristina (like Tommy), while Derek just accepts that the two are a package deal and sometimes have sleepovers while he's still in the bed (like Ana- this is evident after Eddie gets shot). They are the central relationship in the show, a fact solidified by the fact that Cristina leaving was a bigger deal for a lot of people than Derek dying, and Cristina still feels very much a part of the fabric of a show that now has more episodes without her in it than she was on screen. This is one possible route, but if they are going to do that, then the repression has to stop. Bobby's death would be a good catalyst, and the two men could have a healthier friendship wherein they feel free to give each other what they need- deep talks, 30 second dance parties, unabashedly holding each other when warranted.

Now on to the next option.

In The West Wing, it is clear as day to everyone, even as they date and have loving, meaningful relationships with others, that Josh and Donna are deeply in love. They are rarely seen touching, but they tease each other, they work together doing one of the hardest jobs in the world (to elect and maintain a presidency), and they do so seamlessly. Much like Eddie with Buck, Donna is dropped into Josh's life in the middle of a stressful time. His father is sick, he is running a campaign. Donna is the one who keeps the trains running on time. Donna tells Josh his father has passed. Donna looks Josh in the eye and says "If you were in an accident, I would not stop for red lights." Donna has to be told by the First Lady of the United States that Josh has been shot. Jason Isaacs makes a brief appearance as Donna's love interest, in the midst of all this. Actually Donna's love life brings in the most interesting guest actors I've ever seen but that's a bonus. They do not get together at the VERY end, but it does happen in the last season, of a show that ran for 7 years (similar timeline to 9-1-1, and the writers should be prepared to wrap this up due to a dip in viewership). They are together and figuring it out as the man they worked so hard for, who they love so much, who loves them as his children, leaves the Oval Office for the last time. He doesn't die, but it sounds familiar, no? To my mind, this is the only other option for Buck and Eddie. The show ending with them still in the honeymoon phase/working it out but clearly in it for the long haul and headed off into the sunset would be satisfactory, especially for those who are only hanging in there in a post-Bobby world because of buddie.

I suppose there's a secret third thing, perhaps more well known in the target audience for 9-1-1, and that would of course be Booth and Brennan, but that doesn't seem to be on the table or likely. While it would be fun to watch multiple seasons of their life together and their love, I don't see that dynamic for them, and based on what they put Booth and Brennan through after they got together, I'm not ready and neither is Buck. Mainly, they don't have mystery history. Eddie came as he is, beautifully unwrapped, emotionally raw, new to town, with no trace of Buck in his rear view mirror. We watch them get to know one another. We watch their love, and make no mistake they love each other, take shape in whatever way it may unfold. The writers need to make a decision, and for what it's worth, if they pick the Grey's Anatomy example, then there does need to be a scene where Buck and Tommy resolve that open question. It is not fair to Tommy for him to wonder forever and watch from afar (if Lou wants to come back) to find out he was wrong in silence.

[horsetailcurlers2]

Please ramble about Tedstina I’m a total truther lol. Their chemistry was SO intense and palpable from the second Teddy stepped on screen and I agree about them not getting together whilst Teddy was mentoring her but I always thought the Henry plot was a perfect lead in to them developing something long term. Like in my head Cristina dumps Owen after he makes her lie about Henry and in Teddy’s grief and Cristina’s guilt they get closer, eventually sleeping together and then dating. Out of all the couples something about them both being so stubborn but also so clear eyed, ambitious and somewhat cold makes them the most likely to last in my opinion. A little line with Burke but this time they actually know and like each other lmao. And it would definitely be a little twisted since Cristina technically ‘killed’ Henry and then dated his widow but also it’s no darker than other weird romance plots on greys lol. Plus they would’ve been hot as hell 😭

yess you get it. okay but be forewarned this is a true ramble- it may only be vaguely coherent as i’m just going off the cuff.

exactly the chemistry is genuinely insane!!!! the thing about greys that bums me out in the early seasons is that they had an aversion to making any of their main female characters canonically queer. like, i get it, bc getting the callie storyline out there was an uphill battle. but it’s like they want to be explicitly clear all the time that cristina and meredith are both very very Straight. and that’s a whole other thing i could go on about. all this to preface that i think if the show aired now, cristina would be canonically openly queer right out the gate.

by the time teddy came along, it was still pretty early in the owen/cristina and so he hadn’t really done anything yet to make him quite so hate-able. and after hahn there was a big gap left where cristina was sorely lacking in a good mentor. burke was almost a good mentor but then you know they started canoodling and he eventually got frustrating. hahn just straight up refused to teach cristina despite her clear enthusiasm and untapped talent. then teddy comes in and it’s like…. she’s brilliant, she’s not put off by cristina’s cristinaness and she actually seems to be interested in the teaching aspect of working at a teaching hospital (which was fucking rare at that point). so i was immediately drawn to the teddy-cristina dynamic. especially with the complication of owen being the common link.

i could go on a whole other ramble about teddy and the long lasting effects that stemmed from allison’s death and the guilt about that infidelity but suffice to say by the time we meet teddy she’s pretty messed up about love.

and as we know, cristina has a long history of being attracted to mentor figures.

i think that with teddy’s infatuation with owen being shut down on his end pretty early on (despite him doing a total one eighty in the later seasons and claiming to have always loved her 🙄) it opened the door for her to realize WHY she was attracted to him in the first place (a best friend she made in a war zone shortly after the allison tragedy, him already being in a relationship).

SO anyway teddy meets cristina. they’re both in love (?🙄) with owen, they are both passionate about the same specialty, they both have tragedy and failed romance in their pasts.

and i see what you mean about them being very similar. but they are also opposite (and therefore perfectly complimentary) in a lot of ways. i personally think teddy is a lot more optimistic than she appears. she’s not easily discouraged. i also like that right off the bat she recognizes cristina’s talent, takes a liking to her, and is kind of just impervious to cristina’s dislike/wariness of her. i think it’s so funny how almost everyone but meredith is at first really put off by cristina’s bluntness or outright offended by her but teddy is just like “i respect your skill, i’m not gonna take any shit, i know i’m great at my job so let me do it and we’ll be chill”

i think that the conversation about teddy wanting to leave and cristina begging her to stay and yelling that teddy can have owen was a turning point for both of them. i think they both had a lot of revelations.

AND THEN i think the saga of henry’s death was also a major turning point for their relationship. i don’t think this would make their relationship that twisted tbh bc i don’t think teddy ever saw it that way. i think if she blamed anyone other than herself, it was owen (which, yeah bc the way he handled that was fucking bonkers). and i’ve seen a lot of frustrating stuff (mostly on tiktok lol which i have to stay away from bc there’s rarely any nuance on there when it comes to fandom/media discussions) about how teddy repeatedly grilling cristina about henry’s death was the worst thing she ever did and she was punishing cristina or something. but i think that that isn’t true at all in the slightest. it was fucked up and brutal and it was a grief response that was terribly unfair to cristina, but i think it actually showed the two of them being on the same wavelength in a lot of ways. cristina isn’t fazed (at least visibly) by teddy’s need to hear it over and over. bc i think she understood why teddy needed to hear it. they both deal with grief by making it about the facts and about the medicine. teddy needed to know that there is nothing anyone could have done to save him so that she doesn’t feel like she has another death on her hands. and i think cristina gets that because of her backstory with her fathers death. AGAIN i think they just get each other in ways that owen never got either of them.

AND HOW COULD I NOT MENTION THAT TEDDY HAS ACTUALLY SAID “i’m in love with cristina yang”

ANYWAY i personally have this AU idea in my head where they cross paths in europe and reconnect.

[madlyn5ever]

Do I kill of Burke in my fic yes or no?

(Context: this is set somewhere after *spoilers for the early teddy seasons* Teddy tries to leave and Cristina tells her to take Owen so she’ll stay. Burke isn’t working at the hospital still (as is canon), he has his own life and a family(my own addition), but Cristina calls him and basically tells him to come to Seattle for a surgery he has to have done.

It’s not at all in a romantic way, if that helps. There is no romantic tension or old feelings arising, he’s just a plot device I can’t stress that enough.)

[couldaromanticismsavethem]

CRISTINA YANG FROM GREY'S ANATOMY

Justification: “One of her defining characteristics is that she prioritizes her career over her romantic relationships. With both the guys she dated, she always seemed more interested in sex, and went along with the romantic aspects of the relationship because it's what her partner wanted.

When Cristina's mentor (Teddy) confesses that she has feelings for her boyfriend (Owen), Cristina immediately offers to dump him so Teddy won't quit being her mentor. This would've worked out better for all of them because 1. Cristina and Owen are fundamentally mismatched and their eventual marriage was a dumpster fire and 2. Owen and Teddy eventually get together anyway.”

[spookyrobbins]

arizona who is trying to not be suspicious so she's fishing for any little snippet that would help her understand anything and gets them wildly out of context, like why did she buy a hospital, has she lost her mind, why is callie walking on eggshells around her if they're supposedly happily married and expecting another baby, why is alex acting weird around her, and what is she supposed to do about the pregnancy, fake an ultrasound?

okay but arizona who is actually pregnant bc of some complex rules of time travel or smth where the universe can’t undo the fact that there is an arizona at that moment in time who’s pregnant. and she is trying so hard to be normal about this but also wholeheartedly what the fuck

arizona who instinctively initiates physical contact with callie and callie’s genuinely shocked and almost asks if she’s alright. people keep whispering about her and she has no idea what she could’ve done. derek keeps wanting to talk to her about hospital things. cristina seems to actually tolerate her now. literally none of it makes any sense

plus arizona trying to keep up with everyone’s relationships. like owen and cristina were married? and now they’re not? and derek and meredith are married? and alex is dating an intern? like at every turn she has no clue what’s happening

[swiftsdelucaa]

I've been saying Cristina should date Teddy.

and Owen would make surprised pikachu face (O_o.)

Ahahah exact anon, I think same as you!!! Cristina and Teddy would be so so much better, I've aslo shipped them for a while and yeah the pikachu faces are the only things Owen deserves, I fucking hate him very very much 🙄

[strideofpride]

Obviously the correct answer to this Teddy/Owen/Cristina mess is that Teddy & Cristina should just date each other

[enixamyram]

You really gotta suspend your disbelief for TV shows sometimes. It's just so painfully eye rolly how a board made of mostly couples who got together while working (Derek and Meredith, Callie and Arizona, Cristina and Owen - only one of whom didn't get together while one of them was the others superior) dictates whether or not other people can date within the hospital.

I get it's meant to protect people. And it's not necessarily a bad rule on its own. It's just the height of hypocrisy for these people of all people to be the ones lecturing others about it.

[thegreatdemonzhuyan]

grey's writers die by my blade for the owen/teddy yearning when he was dating cristina

[mirrorball-leclerc]

two disney kids and a disney nightmare

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i told you this would happen.

what would happen?

mae...

you know what i'm talking about.

i do but it's just so funny to hear you say it.

this isn't funny!!

people think i'm corey!

this is not what i thought the conversation was about to be.

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE ABOUT?

i don't know, maybe people thinking i'm dating my best friend?

people have always thought that.

i thought that when we first met. you wouldn't stop talking about him, i was convinced he was your boyfriend!

we are not that bad max.

he sleeps in our bed. he has a key to our places. i'm basically married to both of you.

that's not true.

i'll prove it to you mae.

max jones-verstappen am i married to corey?

lando norris dude either you've fucking lost it or you think mae is corey now. daphne jones-ricciardo you are. agreeing to marry mae was basically you agreeing to put up with corey forever.

rowan todd is this about that one tweet?

max jones-verstappen people thought i was corey. he practically sees my wife more than me!

mae jones-verstappen okay, that's not true. max jones-verstappen mae. i came home and he was on the couch, with MY CATS! daniel jones-ricciardo oof.

isabella perez just be grateful people don't accuse her of cheating on you max. someone started a rumor i was cheating on oscar with larray.

rowan todd they're like meredith, christina, and derek!

charles leclerc max could never be mcdreamy rhys jones i agree with charles. he's more like owen. max jones-verstappen i don't know if that's offensive. isabella perez it is offensive.

penelope trevino "corey and my wife sometimes have sleepovers, in my bed, with me in it."

max jones-verstappen i know that's a reference to something but i don't know what.

daphne jones-ricciardo we have to get you to watch greys.

zoya torres max is dating corey?

lando norris i'm so confused...

rhys jones it's been discovered that max in unknowingly in a ploy relationship with mae and corey.

penelope trevino what the fuck is happening?

sebastian vettel i've been asking myself that since 2016 when lewis befriended max. fernando alonso we're only in this situation because YOU decided to give daniel advice on how to get the girl. lewis hamilton WE'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU TOOK CARLOS UNDER YOUR WING LIKE A MOTHER HEN!

isabella perez and somehow they're the adults.

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maejonesverstappen contrary to the popular belief of some people (the council) i can love both my husband and my best friend.

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coreyfogelmanis i'm here before max! suck it dutchie!

↳ maxjonesverstappen i can allow you to sleep in my bed, steal my cats, but i draw the line at being called dutchie.

user23 max emilian jones-verstappen i was not aware of your game.

user45 THE HAND PLACEMENT! THE HAND PLACEMENT!

rhysjones as a member of the council it is my duty to tell the people that mae is wearing heels in that first picture. that's why she looks so tall

↳ arthur_leclerc we know there's no way she could be that tall.

↳ maejonesverstappen i'm going to murder you leclerc.

maxjonesverstappen1 you look amazing, and he's there.

↳ coreyfogelmanis your wife loves me more than she loves you.

↳ maxjonesverstappen oh, i wasn't aware she had written a song about you too?

↳ coreyfogelmanis you fucking rat.

isabellaperez okay meredith grey, pipe down. we get it, you can love your cristina and derek.

↳ logansargeant poor max, doomed to live the same fate as mcdreamy.

↳ isabellaperez now hold on just a minute. i swear i have a picture of them together at a race.

user63 they have a healthy dynamic.

↳ user88 i think it has to do with the fact that max trust mae and corey. he knows they would never

↳ user70 max with daniel on the other hand 😂

max jones-verstappen i hope you all know that i hate you very much.

zoya torres see, we all know that's a fucking lie jones-verstappen.

rhys jones see, he may hate me but that part is up for debate.

mae jones-verstappen if he hates you then our marriage is over. he cannot hate my baby brother.

max jones-verstappen i don't hate him. we may bicker but that little booger has grown on me like mold.

daniel jones-ricciardo see i agree with max on this. he's like mold. he bit my ankles when we first met.

max jones-verstappen as i was saying i hate all of you.

natalia ruiz coming from the bitch who man handles my fiance everytime they get a podium, top 3 quali finish, top 3 sprint finishes.

charles leclerc amour, it's not what it looks like.

mae jones-verstappen oh lechair it is exactly what it looks like. and corey and i are somehow worse than those two.

bailey winters that's because charles and max reserve it to race weekends. with you two it's every weekend.

logan sargeant more like every day.

mae jones-verstappen fuck you guys. just for that i'm taking corey to australia.

daphne jones-ricciardo oh, you we're going to do that regardless of if we pissed you off or not.

mae jones-verstappen fuck you guys, again. you don't know me.

max jones-verstappen oh, we know you too well, that's why we're saying it.

isabella perez i bet mae is praying for max's is downfall.

mae jones-verstappen i hope you dnf this weekend max.

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[killjoygem]

Meredith shouldn't have said that about Amelia just being Derek's sister but I do think Amelia needs to understand that Cristina IS meredith's sister too

Meredith doesn't need to forgo her promise to look out for Owen just bc Amelia is dating him now, Cristina didn't stop mattering bc she left