selfproclaimedunicorn
selfproclaimedunicorn
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 2 minutes ago
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This is me if you even care
#me
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 5 minutes ago
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. ݁₊ ᯽┃Woman of sorrow, lady of death, stride into deliverance to take your last breath.
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 25 minutes ago
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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked
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monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 2 hours ago
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thinking about how she’s basically ned stark if ned stark was girlypop
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let me count the ways:
• was set up as the main character but died bc of ice at the end of the first season/book to everyone's shock • has been haunting the fuck out of the narrative ever since • was the leader of the pack in their hometown before the start of the narrative • was fatally unable (some may say unwilling) to adapt to the skills necessary to protect themselves/their pack in a new, harsher environment
did i miss anything? separately i think there are lottie/bran parallels too!
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 2 hours ago
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insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 5 hours ago
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Last Line Meme
Thank you for the tags @sikudastoner & @ewanmitchellcrumbs 💕
I've been hopping from one WIP to the other, but here's something from the fourth chapter of "Unweathered Love", which is the last thing I wrote.
The squire rushed to place the loaded plate in front of the man and turned to a side table where an empty basin waited to be refilled with water. Carefully, Gawen poured the mixed tincture into its bowl and positioned it next to the morning meal. Harwin dunked his meaty hands into the basin, letting the scented liquid wash his palms and enveloping the small room in an earthy, herbal scent. The captain's earnest gaze stilled for a moment until it landed on the dark-haired boy who held onto a cloth; his left hand found the stiff curve of his belt. "You've added something." "Chamomile, ser," Gawen answered earnestly, eying the knight warily and grip tightening, "It's said to ease one's mind."
Tagging whoever sees this and wants to share their recent work!
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 13 hours ago
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C'mon, Wisconsin. Elect Susan Crawford!
#WisconsinSupremeCourt
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 14 hours ago
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Last Line Meme
Thank you for the tag @emilykaldwen!
This was all I wrote in the past two weeks 🫣. Hopefully I’ll finish this chapter this weekend.
The disheartened glare on her cousin’s face and the stillness of her hands would have plagued her with guilt if she wasn’t already fuming. “Why? Why must you choose a northerner? Why not somewhere close to home? Why not a Merryweather? Or a Hightower? Or an Ashford?”
Tagging: @mermaidslabyrinth @rainwingmarvel7 @rottengrowls @star-art-diaries @perfinn and anyone who wants to join!
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 14 hours ago
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Galladon x Rhaena moodboard for the prettiest couple in all of Westeros (special thanks to @mermaidslabyrinth for providing pics for Galladon’s fc on Pinterest!!!)
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 14 hours ago
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Last Line Meme
Thanks for the tag @sikudastoner! Slowly but surely, chapter 2 of ATRF is getting done lol
“Ah, yes, that’s my daughter,” Edwyrd hummed in amusement. “I wouldn’t have expected any less. I remember she used to beg to see them when she was younger. Marah always hated it when I allowed it.”
“I am sure any mother would feel the same,” Catelyn pointed out. “An execution is no place for a young lady.”
“I’m sure Nadya would say otherwise,” Edwyrd remarked.
“I’m sure she would,” Catelyn replied.
“Where are your daughters? And little Rickon?” Edwyrd asked. “He was just a babe, last I saw him.”
“Oh, they’re around here somewhere,” Catelyn said.
I think pretty much every one I know has been tagged, but if not, feel free to join in!
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 14 hours ago
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i could make a case for the riverlands = baltics + balkans. in my heart i could
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 14 hours ago
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PEDRO PASCAL
Sundance Film Festival 2024 // "Freaky Tales" premiere in Oakland, California, 2025
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 15 hours ago
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 15 hours ago
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unfortunately, I didn't think I was going to make these, so I don't have the original version of this I found on pinterest anymore, but please enjoy these dumb memes of my boy Aemon Royce with his boyfriend & his wife anyway
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 15 hours ago
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@murmel-malt Been thinking about our Hightower girlies lately, so here’s an Arwyn and Elinor moodboard💚🧡
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 15 hours ago
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ELLEN HOLLMAN as SAXA in SPARTACUS: WAR OF THE DAMNED (2013) Episode 8: "Separate Paths"
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selfproclaimedunicorn · 15 hours ago
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More about Yarwyck Royce and him in SOTF? What's his story, I keep seeing him tagged. Thank you!
lmao, so, Yarwyck initially wasn't going to be important, he was just me "yes anding" my world building/fleshing out of House Royce so there'd be people who live at Runestone.
Do you remember this guy? Gerold Royce?
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Yarwyck is his nephew (because I can't make anything easy), & the cousin (second cousin once removed, to be specific) of my Roycegaryens. I've got a whole family tree, but I'll do my best to just kinda...word it out.
So Lady Rhea is the daughter of Lord Yorbert, who is the son of Lord Yohn, whose brother was Ser Waymar. Ser Waymar had 2 sons: Gerold (the guy from HOTD) & Gunthor, & then Gunthor had 4 kids: Willem, Yarwyck, Robar, & Alyssa. (this is my attempt at adding in the couple of Dance & Aegon III Era Royces we know exist, those 3 being Gunthor, Willem, & Alyssa)
As it stands right now, Yarwyck is kind of the "cool older brother" figure for Ella & Yorick because he fit the bill of "reasonably close aged childhood companion" for them since he's only a couple years older than them. His importance sort of ballooned from there because that relationship made him keep showing up due to the narrative just sort of demanding that he be one of their close friends. Currently in the fic, he's married to Lyonel Strong's second daughter/youngest child to kind of make up for Ella/Harwin not happening (long story), because Lady Rhea & Lyonel + his wife/Cassana's mom got pretty friendly within SOTF & it made sense to just kinda transfer things over.
He's playing a fairly minor role rn & I doubt he'll ever be a POV character (at least within SOTF, he might get POVs in my next fic that I'm just gonna port him into because his wife in this fic is a major character in that one that I just used so I didn't have to make the House Strong family tree twice. Anyway, Cassana/Yarwyck OTP & they're gonna have, like, an actual arc about them in my next fic), but he's the dad of a character who is/will be very important later (thank you @emilykaldwen for letting me use your bbg), so he's kind of important by proxy I guess? Also, he's Charlie Hunnam with brown hair, so that's fun
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