#unserious website

[some-stars]

not sure what this is or if it's part of an actual story but here, have 500 words of soft poolverine co-sleeping, why not.

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The first night Logan shares a bed with Wade, he sleeps like the dead out of pure exhaustion. So does Wade, as far as he can tell, because when Logan stumbles dry-mouthed and confused into consciousness well past noon the next day, Wade's still passed out and drooling onto his pillow. It's not until the second night that things get back to normal--normal, in Logan's case, being the nightmares that rattle him awake every couple of hours, every muscle in his body clenched tight.

He hasn't given any thought whatsoever to what normal might be for Wade, but lying there soaked in sweat and trying to breathe his pulse gradually back down to something that doesn't hurt his chest means he has a front row seat to Wade twitching, muttering, jerking, and generally seeming to have a pretty shit time. After a minute or two, watching him like that starts to feel uncomfortably like none of Logan's business, so he rolls over and tries to fall back asleep. It's hard to ignore, especially when Wade lets out a low whine like a hurt dog right as Logan's on the edge of drifting off again. But he manages eventually.

It happens again the next night, and the next, so it's clear that this is just a fact Logan knows now about his new roommate, among the other facts he's accumulating. Wade watches cartoon porn in the living room in the middle of the day; Wade asks for "Thai hot" when they order takeout and actually likes it that way; Wade's liquor cabinet is stocked with two dozen flavored vodkas and three kinds of Kahlua and nothing else; and Wade sleeps bad. He never seems to wake up from whatever bad dreams he's having, though, or at least Logan never sees it happen. He wishes Wade would wake up. Logan knows how much worse it is to be trapped in the nightmare.

It gets harder and harder to ignore. A couple weeks in, after jerking awake from his own dream to find his left claws halfway out and buried in his pillow--if they'd come out all the way they'd be stuck in his own fucking face, so at least he's not dealing with that--Logan finally snaps. Wade's mumbling something incoherent that sounds from the tone like a plea, and his face is streaked with tears, and Logan's too tired to think about what he's doing when he scoots over next to Wade and wraps his arm around him, pulling him in close. 

Wade does wake up then, lifting his face from Logan's chest and meeting Logan's eyes with his own, wide and worried. "What--" It comes out as a hoarse whisper. "What are you...are we cuddling?"

He sounds genuinely confused, not even awake enough to make a joke. "Go back to sleep," Logan tells him, and closes his eyes.

After a couple seconds, Wade relaxes against him. "Okay," he says, agreeable and content like Logan's never heard him when he's awake. Maybe ten seconds later he's out again, breathing deep and even, soft in Logan's arms. The easy rhythm of it is hypnotic. Logan falls asleep and stays that way until morning.

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tumblr hid the first version of this post because apparently i used a Naughty Word in the tags, but they refused to tell me WHICH word and just suggested i "change the tags around a bit" and see if that helped. which i can't even do, because of course a post from seventeen hours ago isn't going to show up in the Recent Posts view in the tag whether or not it's tagged with the Forbidden Term. so here are the original tags and if anyone is still giving any money at all to tumblr, i am BEGGING you to quit.

#the original plan was porn but i realized i'd need more groundwork for that#if this does turn into a story it's going to lead to logan offering to get wade off to help him get back to sleep#and wade who is still fuzzy and dumb from nightmare-brain agreeing to it#so logan spoons him and jerks him off and when wade comes he kisses the back of his neck and they both fall asleep very quickly and easily#then the next morning wade wakes up with his dick out and logan (still asleep) rutting lazily against his ass#and then. idk tbh. haven't gotten that far

[buttercuparry]

Ok.

[clowndensation]

wait that last post. do you guys remember when someone was talking about trans people and music, and they were like "trans women are out here redifining genres meanwhile all we've contributed is the lemon boy song." and then there was a bunch of drama about whether that counted as transandrophobia or not. same vibe.

[wizardlyghost]

something very funny i just discovered while searching titan a.e. on tumblr

one letter in and already i'm being recommended nsfw content supposedly banned on tumblr

two letters in and the nsfw content is already starting to outnumber everything else! i wonder what will happen when i get to three...

hm? nothing? nothing at all?

not even stuff that was previously offered up?

must've been the wind. back to our regularly scheduled, child-friendly programming i guess!

[simplykenni]

Waking up every morning to the pornbots like

[hourcat]

tumblr gods PLEASE do not put lando x yn fics on my goddamn dash again

[heikeee]

tried to boop myself, wasn't expecting much but got great results

[thesituationroom]

i’m starting to think you guys were lying about wanting to break down the gender binary

[tryinginvaintobreathethefire]

24,085.602 of you have some serious explaining to do

[zeroaddzero]

[wisteriagoesvroom]

f1.com doesn't have the new suit designs up yet so daniel, yuki, valetteri and guan yu are just there like those paper dolls you can attach clothes to 😭😭

helpppp them lmao

[werewolfetone]

Everyone knows that the democrats only lost because my eleven year old nephew who cannot vote regurgitated the misogynistic rubbish that his middle aged father puts enormous amounts of effort into teaching him and every ballot box exploded instantly

[magnolia-sunrise]

closer-

full image

[tahthetrickster]

neopets team i need an explanation for the frotdog immediately.

[finitevariety]

Umberto Eco (1995) 'Ur-Fascism', New York Review of Books, 2/14

[aninkwellofnectar]

And for a fortnight there, we were forever