#i adored them

[shizunitis]

baby elephant binghe is lost and randomly-walking-by human shizun saves him… binghe and shizun spend some months together… shizun disappears at some point… when they meet again shizun is scared because binghe is very large… they reconcile anyway… they spend the rest of their lives together as companions and friends… binghe picks him up a lot…

or both of them are elephants… shizun takes care of binghe who doesn’t have parents… has a whole herd he takes care of with his siblings… elephanthe stumbles around clumsily and shizun taps him on the head and pushes him upright while ming fan acts all superior because he hasn’t sumbled since he was a calf… it’s only cute when ning yingying does it… shizun takes binghe’s side and says he’ll learn at his own pace, don’t be mean to him… nothing bad ever happens the world is beautiful and filled with shizun being happy at every turn…

good night… sleep well… dream of elephanthe… floppy ears…..…

[terrainofheartfelt]

my mother raised me on listening to the series of Rod Stewart sings the great american songbook so it was a while before i even learned that he was a rock guy first. but to me he's a crooner first!

[jackinalex]

Alex and Avril can lip sync as much as they want for me. I think they are both so gorgeous the more content the better

Well, you have fun with that.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

marlon and florence were the only ones i cared about tonight. minding their business, staying in their lane, havin a laugh. theyre probably the most content people in the show rn. moisturized and living all organic. thats life baybeee

[detshin]

Finally the set is done! The Sun and The Moon 🩷🥹

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[pastellpeachz]

https://x.com/JayHerrans/status/1872662244233724011?t=euCRsoPjWy1yV8uegkn44g&s=19

[monstermonger]

Melancholia

[basilhusband]

just found out one of THE gay penguins died and this photo of them is making me tear up i did not think i'd be so emotional about these birds but oh my god

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[kwadlayns]

Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

[kookydoodleky]

A Happy Ending✨

[arcane-gold]

mister yaoi hands can’t keep his paws off that dude