#i actually have a surprising amount of asks!

[woozinhos]

Friends to lovers trope with possessive!Mingyu where he only realizes his feelings when some other guy asked you out on a date, so he breeds and overstimulates you to forget any other guy besides him 😶‍🌫️

Notes: guys I actually think I could get out a good amount of fics today 🤭

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Mingyu had always been a good friend to you, someone you could count on for support and companionship. You two had known each other for years, your bond growing stronger with each passing day. But as time went on, Mingyu started to notice something strange. He felt a pang of jealousy whenever you talked about other guys, a possessive feeling that he couldn't quite shake. He tried to ignore it at first, telling himself that he was just being overprotective of his best friend. But deep down, he knew that his feelings for you were changing.

One day, a guy from your college asked you out on a date. You were excited, and Mingyu tried to be happy for you. But the moment you said yes, a surge of jealousy rushed through him. As you prepared for your date, Mingyu found himself unable to concentrate on anything else. He couldn't stand the thought of you being with someone else, especially not this guy.

He waited anxiously for you to come back from your date, his mind filled with all kinds of scenarios. He couldn't shake the image of you smiling and laughing with someone else, someone who wasn't him. The thought made his blood boil with jealousy. When you finally returned, Mingyu was on edge. He tried to act casual, but the tension between you two was palpable.

"How was the date?" he asked, trying to keep his voice even. You sensed his tension immediately, raising an eyebrow as you noticed the way he was looking at you.

"It was... fine," you replied, a hint of suspicion in your voice. "Why do you ask?" Mingyu's jaw clenched as you spoke, his jealousy flaring up even more.

"Just wondering," he said, trying to sound nonchalant. "Did you have fun?" He tried to keep his gaze fixed on your face, but his eyes kept flicking down to your body, as if he was imagining someone else's hands on you. You could feel the intensity of his gaze on you, and it sent a shiver down your spine.

"I did," you replied, trying to sound indifferent. "But it wasn't anything special." You couldn't help but notice the way Mingyu's eyes darkened at your words, his possessiveness clearly growing stronger.

"So, did he touch you?" The question left Mingyu's lips before he could stop himself, his voice laced with barely contained anger. You blinked in surprise at his bluntness, caught off guard by the question.

"W-what?" you stuttered, your heart racing. Mingyu took a step closer to you, his eyes narrowing as he repeated the question.

"Did. He. Touch. You?" You swallowed hard, feeling pinned under his intense gaze.

"Y-yes," you admitted, your voice barely above a whisper. "He did." Mingyu's expression darkened even further at your admission, his jaw clenched so tightly that you could see the veins in his neck straining. He took another step closer, backing you up against the wall.

"Where did he touch you?" he growled, his eyes blazing with possessive fury. You felt a shiver run down your spine as Mingyu trapped you against the wall, his body pressing against yours. He leaned in close, his face mere inches from yours as he repeated the question again, his voice low and dangerous.

"I asked you a question, princess. Tell me where he touched you."

"On my... my arm," you stammered, your breath hitching as Mingyu's proximity made your heart race. Mingyu's eyes darkened even more as he moved his hand to your arm, his touch firm and possessive.

"Like this?" he asked, his fingers tracing the same path that the other guy had taken. You felt a shiver run through your body as his fingers traced the same spot where the other guy had touched you. Mingyu's touch was rougher, more demanding, as if he was trying to erase any trace of the other guy from your skin. He continued to caress your arm, his fingers slowly trailing upwards to your shoulder.

"Is that all he touched?" he asked, his voice low and possessive. You swallowed hard, your heart pounding in your chest as Mingyu's hand moved to your neck. His thumb brushed against your pulse point, feeling the rapid beat beneath his touch. He leaned in even closer, his breath hot against your ear as he whispered.

"Did he kiss you?" You closed your eyes, unable to meet his intense gaze as you nodded slightly.

"Y-yes," you admitted, your voice trembling. "He did." Mingyu's grip on your neck tightened slightly, his fingers digging into your skin as a growl escaped his lips.

"Where?" he demanded, his voice rough and possessive.

"On... on my lips," you whispered, your heart pounding in your chest. Mingyu's eyes darkened even further as he heard your answer, his jealousy and possessiveness reaching a boiling point.

Without warning, he pressed his lips against yours in a fierce, demanding kiss. The kiss was rough and possessive, as if Mingyu was trying to claim you as his own. He pushed you further against the wall, his body pinning you in place as he deepened the kiss, his tongue slipping past your lips and claiming your mouth.

You let out a soft moan against his lips, your body responding to his touch despite your efforts to resist. Mingyu's hands roamed over your body, leaving no inch of skin untouched as he claimed you with his mouth. He broke the kiss, his lips trailing down your jawline and neck, leaving a trail of hot, open-mouthed kisses in their wake.

"Mine," he growled against your skin, his teeth grazing your sensitive flesh. His hands slid down your body, gripping your hips tightly before moving to your ass. He squeezed your flesh firmly, his touch possessive and dominant as he pulled you even closer to him. He pulled away from your neck, his eyes dark with desire as he spoke.

"Let me fuck you," he said, his voice low and commanding. "Let me show you just how much better I am than that other guy." He lifted you up effortlessly, wrapping your legs around his waist as he carried you to the nearest surface, which happened to be a table. He set you down on the table, his body hovering over yours as he looked down at you with an intense gaze. You look up at him, your chest heaving with ragged breaths as you nod slowly.

"Okay," you whisper, your body already craving his touch. A smirk spread across Mingyu's face as he heard your response, his eyes darkening with satisfaction.

He wasted no time in removing your clothes, his fingers making quick work of the buttons and zippers. As your skin was exposed, he let out a low growl of approval, his gaze roaming over your body hungrily. Once you were completely naked, Mingyu took a moment to appreciate the sight of you laid out before him. He ran his hands over your body, his touch sending shivers down your spine as he traced every curve and dip.

"Beautiful," he murmured, his voice thick with desire. He lifts you up off the table and bends you over it, his hands gripping your hips tightly as he positions you in a way that gives him complete control. He runs his hands over your back and down to your ass, squeezing your flesh possessively. He leans down, his chest pressed against your back as he whispers in your ear.

"You're mine," he growls, his breath hot against your skin. "All mine." As he slowly pushes into you, you let out a gasp, your body adjusting to his size. He groans at the feeling of being inside you, his grip on your hips tightening as he buries himself to the hilt.

"I can't wait to breed you," he grunts out, his voice rough with desire. "I want to fill you up and mark you as mine in every way possible." He begins to thrust into you with deep, deliberate movements, each stroke hitting just the right spot. His body moves in perfect sync with yours, his muscles rippling with each powerful motion as he takes you from behind.

With each thrust, the sound of skin slapping against skin fills the air, punctuated by your moans and his grunts of pleasure. He reaches around you, his hand finding your clit and rubbing it in time with his thrusts. The added stimulation of his fingers on your clit makes you gasp and arch your back, your body trembling with pleasure. Mingyu grins at your reaction, knowing exactly what he's doing to you.

"That's it," he growls, his voice low and rough. "Let me hear you." He picks up the pace, his thrusts becoming faster and harder as he chases his own pleasure. The sound of your moans and the slapping of skin becomes even more intense, filling the room with the sounds of your passion.

"So good," he grunts out, his breath coming in ragged gasps. "You feel so good around me." As you throw your head back in ecstasy, Mingyu takes advantage of the opportunity to nip and suck at your exposed neck. He leaves a trail of love bites along your skin, marking you as his as he continues to pound into you relentlessly. His teeth graze your sensitive skin, sending a jolt of pleasure through your body as he bites down gently.

"Mine," he whispers again, his voice filled with possessiveness and desire. He can feel you getting close, your body tightening around him as you approach your peak. Mingyu's movements become more erratic, his hips stuttering as he nears his own climax.

"I'm gonna cum," he growls out, his grip on your hips tightening even further as he struggles to hold back. You let out a loud moan as you cum, your body shuddering with pleasure as your walls clench around him. Mingyu groans in response, his own orgasm crashing over him as he spills himself inside you. He buries his face in your neck, panting heavily as he holds you tightly against him. Mingyu's grip on you loosens slightly as he catches his breath, his chest heaving against your back.

"God, you're incredible," he murmurs, still buried deep inside you. He remains inside you for a moment, savoring the feeling of your body pressed against his. After a few moments, he slowly pulls out, causing you to whimper at the sudden emptiness. He turns you around to face him, a smirk on his face as he takes in your flushed cheeks and disheveled appearance. Mingyu's smirk widens as he cups your face in his hands, his thumb tracing your jawline.

"Don't you dare go back to that guy," he says, his voice firm but gentle. "You're mine now, and I won't let you forget it."

[nyuoqi]

            — SO I MARRIED MY ANTI-FAN     ౨ৎ     SES

O2O.    eunseok vs seunghan

✸ SYNOPSIS !  : congratulations! you have been invited to korea's #1 romance reality show 'We Got Married' where you will be living with your co-star like a married couple. but what will you do when you find out that your husband is actually your anti-fan?

author's note 𐬹 ۫ ۪  feels so good to be back :)

(1.98k words, not proofread)

YOU WANDER AROUND THE APARTMENT in search of any entertainment, bored out of your mind. Today is a day-off for you, Eunseok and the production team. Which means that there are no cameras filming you for today, giving you the freedom of doing whatever it is you want to do.

The day went by quickly as you spent it on nothing but your phone; texting Seunghan who has somewhat become your new friend and scrolling through your social media.

It is during near your bedtime when you realise how unproductive you have been today. So you decide to put your phone away and wander around the apartment in search of anything to entertain you.

The sight of Eunseok setting up his phone in the living room stops you in your tracks when suddenly an idea comes up in your mind. Grinning to yourself, you walk up towards Eunseok on your tippy toes to surprise him.

Eunseok on the other hand isn't exactly cluless to your plan. He has his back facing you as he struggles to find a good angle where he can balance his phone while simultaneously move his hands freely. His front camera mirroring him. 

At the corner of the screen, Eunseok catches the sight of you creeping up on him, the mischievous glint in your eyes couldn't have been more obvious. Eunseok struggles to hold back a grin the more he sees you, finding you absolutely adorable.

"I can see you, you know? " He says with a laugh, his back still facing you.

You visibly stiffen for a few seconds, your lips falling into a soft pout and your eyes looking defeated. Eunseok observes you from the screen of his phone, the grin he is holding back now displayed in a toothy way.

"Do you want me to pretend I didn't see you the first time so that you can surprise me? " He suggests with a playful tone. Your pout deepen and it seems as if you don't appreciate his suggestion.

Eunseok's grin grows bigger if possible, finding you absolutely adorable when sulking.

"Come here, sit beside me. Don't think I haven't realised how you were basically pacing around the apartment for the past 15 minutes. " He says as he taps the empty spot beside him.

You don't hesitate to head over towards him and occupy both the spot beside him and his personal space as you lean forward on his arms. You then grab one of his arms and drapes it on your stomach, cocooning yourself into his warmth.

The small intimate act makes Eunseok lightheaded as butterflies erupt in his stomach. That must've been due to the amount of chocolate he has consumed today, mustn't it? 

Eunseok fail to even believe his own words the moment the tip of ears turns pink, making him slowly lose focus.

"What are you doing? " You ask your husband who has been fixing the position of his phone for the past few minutes, seemingly trying to find the perfect angle. You tilt your head up to meet Eunseok's gaze, unconsciously snuggling closer to him. "Are you trying to take a picture? Could've just asked me you know, I'm pretty good at taking pictures. "

Eunseok almost laugh at your assumption. If only you know the real reason he's setting up the camera, you would probably be frowning and asking him why. You probably will also have your eyebrows meet from an adorable frown.

"I'm gonna have a video call with my members, why? " He says softly, finally getting the angle he's looking for. He leans back on the couch and pulls you along with him. He's cautious though, fearing that you are able to hear his loud heartbeat if he pulls you in closer.

You say nothing as you scroll on your phone, giggling to yourself at a silly cat video on your TikTok For You page. You lightly tap on Eunseok's arm to show him the video, your giggles only getting louder as you keep on rewatching the video.

After the video replays for three times, you finally lift your head up to take a look at Eunseok's reaction. Surprise overtakes your body when you catch Eunseok staring into your eyes.

He doesn't stop— no, he continues to stare at you even when he gets caught in the headlights.

Your cheeks grow warm. You want to look away and bury your face in the pillow beside you, maybe you might even pretend he wasn't just staring at you. However, you somehow just cannot take your eyes off of him.

The same thing goes for Eunseok.

A vibration from your phone causes you to look away from him. You fish put the small device from your back pocket and check the notification. Seunghan has sent you a message.

hannie ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

eunseok is about to beat my ass via discord Pls help me. 🙏

Your eyes narrow at the text message, a confused hum escaping your mouth. Eunseok takes note of the sound and glances at your phone. He immediately sees the text message sent from Seunghan.

You know Eunseok is watching your screen so you simply turn to look at him. "What does he mean by this? " You tilt your head, confused. 

Eunseok opens his mouth to answer but he struggles to find the right words for it that won't make him sound insane. You tilt your head further and Eunseok finds himself getting distracted by your beauty.

You look so adorable from this angle, he thinks. The position is perfect. He has your back pressed against his chest as his right arm rests on your shoulders. Your rounded eyes looking straight into his. The smell of your sweet body lotion invades his nose and he loves it so much. Most importantly, the warmth of your body provides comfort to him— like a soft blanket on a chilly autumn evening.

A loud ringing sound coming from Eunseok's phone causes the both of you to break the eye contact. Eunseok hesitates but the sound is too loud to his liking.

He looks at the phone he has just set up snd see an upcoming discord video call from 'RIZZLERSSS 😏🔥'. He sighs deeply, reaching out to decline the call. However you stop him, asking him if it's Riize's discord server.

"Are your members in there? " Your eyes sparkles when you turn to look at Eunseok again. He hesitates a bit but eventually mutters a small yes. You gasp, your body turning around to face his as your left hand touches his right shoulder. "Can I talk to them, please? "

Eunseok wants to decline, knowing the true nature of the video call. However the sparkles in your eyes are just too captivating. Actually, it might be your touch on his shoulder because he swears he can feel himself getting hypnotised. He can't say no to you anymore.

"Of course. " His smile crooks as the words leave his mouth, yet he presses on the accept call button, putting both of you in the call.

"No we can't cancel this, how else am I supposed to see you guys e-fighting? " Sungchan says to Seunghan who is trying to convince everyone to leave the call.

They continue to bicker for a little while until Wonbin points out the small screen with you and Eunseok inside. "Is that Eunseok— and Y/n? " He says, confused.

You give him a little wave along with a smile. Unmuting the mic, you greet them excitedly. "Hi everyone. Hi Seunghan! " You wave a little more enthusiastically at Seunghan, missing the way Eunseok's eyes narrows at it. The rest of the members looking uneasy, especially Seunghan.

"Where's Sohee? " Anton asks, trying to break the ice. Everyone only realising then that one of their maknaes are missing. Shotaro shrugs, "Probably blowing up the toilet. I saw him eating the 2x spicy buldak for dinner. "

The call is silent for a few seconds. No one knowing what to say. Normally, their call has never been silent. However, the presence of you makes a few of them shuffle in their seats awkwardly.

"You know what fuck this. " Sungchan says before clapping his hands. "Welcome everyone— and Y/n— to the fight of Eunseok and Seunghan! "

You frown in confusion, your body turning back around to face Eunseok. "What do you mean fight? You're gonna fight Seunghan? How, virtually? " 

Eunseok's body tenses for a moment, his eyes not meeting yours. Instead, he looks over to his members over the call and sends a help signal through his eyes.

Sungchan chuckles awkwardly, his hand rubbing his nape. "Well Y/n, Eunseok here is super jealous of Seunghan for getting your attention so we, as per his request, set up this call for them to fight! " He ends his speech with a toothy grin.

"Is this what this is about Eunseok, you're jealous? " Your tone unbelievable at the newly found information. "Is this why you were grumpy this morning? " A chuckle leaving your lips this time.

Eunseok finally looks down on you and nods sheepishly, his lips pursed together. "I mean, I'm your husband and this is supposed to be our honeymoon yet you're giving Seunghan all the attention. "

You laugh louder this time, the sound of it resonating within the four walls of your living room. "So you're telling me you did all this just because you were upset I didn't give you my attention? Oh Eunseok... " 

Your eyes look at him with sympathy but your lips are teasing him with a smile. "You're so cute when you're jealous. Now tell me, what do I have to do for you to stop jumping on Seunghan? " Your hands reach up to pinch on his naturally flushed cheeks.

"Follow me on twitter. " Eunseok mumbles quietly, embarrassed at his own request. You tilt your head, not catching his words. "What did you say? "

Eunseok turns his head away from you, refusing to look into your eyes as he repeats his words louder, "Follow me on twitter. "

Did you hear that right? There's no way Eunseok is telling you to follow him on Twitter only because he's jealous with Seunghan. You must've been hearing things wrong and it seems as if everyone else are thinking the same.

"Eunseok be so fucking for real. " Seunghan is the first one to break the awkward silence. One nasty look from Eunseok is enough to shut him up.

"Okay guys, not too much on Eunseok, he's just jealous. " You defend, surpassing a smile. Eunseok opens his mouth in protest but gets cut off by you, "Now if you guys don't mind, we will be leaving the call because apparently my super jealous husband wants me to follow him on Twitter. Bye! "

The small screen that belongs to you and Eunseok disappears the moment you leave the call. You laugh and pinch Eunseok's cheek after you press the 'follow' button on his account. 

"You're so silly sometimes. " You say, your nose scrunching as a result of you smiling a little bit too hard. Eunseok can't help himself from grinning like an idiot, shamelessly admiring how pretty you look like when you smile.

"Yeah, I guess I kinda am. " He replies with flushed cheeks.

On the other side, a beat of silence passes by after you leave the meeting. The members look at each other in confusion until Shotaro speaks up for the first time that night, "What the fuck. "

Sohee, who joins the meeting late as a result of him blowing up the toilet looks at everyone in confusion. "Where's Eunseok? Why are you guys so quiet? " He asks.

Sumgchan shakes his head, still stunned, "I don't know either man. "

yn's new priv's layout btw:

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[mysticdreamdrafts]

Solas x Lavellan | Fluffy (PRE-TRAUMA) Headcanons

I heard there were some Egg-Head lovin bitches ‘round her.

It is me. I’m bitches.

Here’s some random Solas headcanons because I want to. Chances are some will disagree but I don’t care. 

These are set around the DA:I era, not DA:V. I’ll get to that later.

As a disclaimer tho: Yes, I have a Lavellan Inquisitor named Winter, but this headcanon list ain’t about her. Just a general romance Reader Insert because I care about your feelings more than mine lol I might be brave and post stuff about Winter later who knows

✨ Enjoy, my fellow Hard Boiled Egg lovers ✨

-He’s the type to always be looking at you. Eye’s latched on to wherever you are -Now when I say this I don’t mean in a creepy way, relax -I mean this in a fascination way. In an adoration way. In a “that’s the center of my universe" way -Because you are.  -Vivienne said the same thing, ya know? The way the both of you have eyes that linger over one another? -Quite frankly everyone saw the change in his demeanor as time went on, but no one saw the change more than you -No one saw the sweet fingertips that caressed against your jaw in the dead of night hiding away in the rotunda -No one saw the times on missions, wandering the Frostback Basin with pinkies linked in such a subtle but intimate way -He is obsessed with your hair -NO, not because he doesn’t have any lmfao -Because it’s soft and smells heavenly  -Because it reminds him of peace as he absentmindedly braids it, caresses it, runs his slim fingers through the strands  -He’s actually very good. Which can’t be a surprise I mean be fuckin fr right now -Sometimes when he styles it you leave it as it is, and you best believe you get a bunch of compliments  -Most of which are from Dorian  -Solas loves to surprise you -Stolen kisses out of no where when you’re in the middle of instruction -Can’t he SEE YOU ARE TRYING TO FOCUS? -He finds himself with that devious smirk on his lips when he thinks about all the ways to fluster you  -No one will notice he seems to have plans, of course. Perhaps Bull.  -He sticks a single flower behind your ear each time you are on the field  -Don’t worry, he brought a flower in preparation when knowing you were going to the damn Western Approach -None of them amount to how beautiful you are -He plays the mandolin for you in the nights you can’t sleep -When the demons are too much and the terror jolts you awake, he is already there -More often than not, he stays so he can be sure you’re rested -He takes this time to see your mark. Always tracing it, always healing so that it brings you less discomfort  -Plays in the snow with you when in Haven -If you ask to keep the lil Nug that followed you around Emerald Graves, he’ll be happy to support -Even if he hesitates because he knows it will take his place a bit . Taking some of your attention and being the thing you cuddle with at night -The cute grin you gave is too much to ignore though - his heart is soft with you -His heart belongs to you

[amxrany]

!! CHAPTER 7 / DIASOMNIA ARC SPOILERS !!

We are making up for the fact that I haven't posted in a long time so let's go (Cater's Dream):

The group lands In Heartslabyul, where Leona bitches about Grim trying to choke him while Grim complains about Leona's hair slapping him in the face. Sebek agrees with Grim and tells Leona to tie his hair. But Leona's just starting a fight with Idia now because he gets to stay in his room while the others do the hard work. Idia ain't backing down either cuz he's the one making the cheat codes to make it easier for them to navigate the dream.

Deuce is just standing there, frozen. When Ortho asked him if he was alright, he actually exclaimed that he enjoyed the dream hopping. He's just gushing about how fun it feels while Silver just maintains a straight face, but he's glad Deuce is enjoying the dream hopping.

Dream!Ace makes his appearance and is surprised to see everyone. That's when Deuce makes a horrible lie that they came here to have tea (even Leona wasn't buying it 😭).

Dream!Ace asks Deuce if he saw the message the Housewarden sent on Magicam, which was odd since Riddle didn't seem like the type to use that for instructions. Deuce also calls Dream!Ace out for not wearing their dorm uniform but Dream!Ace just told him that it wasn't mandatory to wear it.

Well that's something odd for Riddle to do, this is where we get the feeling that Riddle isn't the Housewarden in this dream. Ortho asks if he can see what the trial looks like and to their surprise Dream!Ace said that the Housewarden is chill with outsiders watching the trial, even livestreaming it sometimes. That's when Dream!Ace runs off, with Deuce chasing after him.

The group follows after the two and we suddenly run into Dream!Deuce, who we knock out. But for some reason, Dream!Deuce still remained the same; in which Ortho thinks that it may be because the dreamer doesn't see them as a threat or Malleus doesn't realize that there's two copies of the same person running around.

We then reach the Heartslabyul Courtroom where the other members are in. Riddle also gets revealed here (it's basically him if he wasn't the Housewarden).

Then Cater makes his entrance by performing skateboard tricks in the courtroom and high-fiving Trey (who's still the Vice-Housewarden) in the process.

Cater's surprised with the amount of guests present today (but it was mostly towards Leona lmao), but Deuce tells him that he invited them for a tea party; in which Cater got really excited about and proceeded to post it on Magicam. Deuce's surprised that Cater's the Housewarden all of a sudden, but Leona said it isn't hard to find someone who wants to be a Housewarden because it's a nice feeling to be in power. Idia agrees, cuz who doesn't like leading rather than following?

Anyways they're holding a trial against someone who commited a crime during crocquet. It's basically just referencing Alice in Wonderland down to a T with Cater not being in the mood to hold an actual trial and just going straight to the verdict and Dream! Riddle serving as their guillotine (in a sense) with his UM. But Dream! Trey convinces Cater to hold a full trial since they have guests today.

Cater tells Deuce to bring in witnesses; the latter not knowing what to do, grabs Yuu and Grim and makes them go on the stand. When questioned, they both answered that they don't know anything. Cater tells the jury to takes and bruh Dream! Ace literally narrates the whole trial even saying that the witness doesn't know anything 💀.

Another witness is asked, so Deuce is now dragging a sleeping Leona to the stand 😭and Silver wonders if that's how he looks like when Sebek drags him when he's asleep. The questioning starts, but the still asleep Leona just mumbles about Ruggie getting him lunch and Cater just goes, "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!".

A third witness is called and Deuce chooses Silver. When questioned, Silver answered that he was having tea because it wasn't his unbirthday. That's when Dream! Trey's like "Cater isn't also your unbirthday today?", which Cater replies with, "That's true...IT'S PARTY TIME"

(good to know Riddle is still the insane boy we know in this dream)

The mood switches quickly, with the room changing colors and Cater getting pizza for everyone. We even get DJ RIDDLE???? IN THE HOUSE????

Everyone's just confused as to what's going in this dream. But Leona points out that this might be better than reality, which Deuce tries to retaliate but fails. That's when Idia replies that Heartslabyul in the previous years was a lot worse than Cater's dream. Both third years explained that Heartslabyul back in the day was absolute chaotic, but it all changed when Riddle became Housewarden. Leona adds it's still possible for the dorm to fall back to chaos if it still hasn't accepted the changes Riddle has done because they were so used to chaos that the sudden change may seem maddening.

Leona also speculates the possibility of Trey and Cater using Riddle for their own gain, which upsets Deuce as he tries to defend his seniors. But he once again fails under the arguments of Leona and Idia, making him also doubt them as well. But Cater suddenly appears, inviting them to eat. They try to leave, but each one of them slowly falls into temptation. With Trey, Riddle, and Ace aiming after Sebek, Silver and Deuce respectively; Cater goes after Leona, tempting him with tea. But Ortho comes in with a warning shot, who tells the group to snap out of it and that they're being tempted.

Unexpectedly, Cater becomes the darkness alongside the other Heartslabyul members. Everyone realizes that the Cater we were talking to was just a clone.

For some reason, the shadows just kept on coming. But then, the REAL Cater shows up, he was just going to show his clone something he saw on Magicam and he just proceeded to walk into black goop all over the place.

Cater sees Dream! Riddle and tires to get him to calm down, but seeing him as the darkness starts triggering Cater's memories. But what makes Cater remember everything was when Dream! Riddle uses his UM on Grim and Deuce.

Cater wakes up, and helps us defeat the darkness. Ortho shows him the video, and he tells Idia that the drawings he made were cute. He also asks Deuce about the others, in which the latter replies that they're still sleeping. Deuce also asks Cater about how he feels about Riddle, and if he preferred the previous housewarden. But Cater immediately shuts him down, saying that yeah he may have some issues with Riddle, but he has no intention of taking over the dorm himself; so he's fine with the way things are right now.

Lmao Cater's pissed at Leona and Idia for trying to stuff ideas into Deuce's head, but Deuce still trusts him regardless (awww)

Cater's also conversing with the other, calling Sebek "Sebek-chan" and Silver "Silver-kun" (Sebek did not like this). He's then asked to change out of his clothes, but he gets one more photo op as commemorations. We actually get to choose as to whose dream we're going to next, whether it is Ace or Trey. Cater wanted to reunite the freshman altogether so they decided on going to Ace's dream next.

Cater looks at his dream self and mutters why does he have a dream like this when being a housewarden isn't really his thing, which Silver overheard. But Cater tells him to keep it a secret from Riddle (now what does this mean).

And that's the end of this update, we're going to Ace's dream next so I wonder what will be in store for us there....

And before I forget this is the groovy for Cater's SSR

Can't wait to see you guys in the next update!

Next: Ace's Dream Previous: Deuce's Dream

(Note: This post is a summarized version of the update, info and pics comes from @/LBucchie, @/MostroLoungeVIP, and @/acesuuu on x/twt, give them some support if you can)

[iamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Took me a while because I literally did everyone lol, so here we have:

Obey me characters and their fashion styles Pt. 1

This is a fucking distraction my life is hell, it is constantly hell and I'm going to-

Also this is part 1 as there is the stupid 3 gifs/images per post limit Pt 2.

Lucifer

If it's not business themed he can't dress properly

The closest to comfy he gets is his pajamas which is also some formal shit, like sir are you having meetings in your dreams? Or are you afraid to show a little ankle even in your sleep?

If he's not dressed for work/massively formally then he's dressed like a dad

And not even a cool dad version a very very cringe dad fit, his brothers are too embarrassed to go out with him wearing dad clothes most of the time

Pretty sure it’s canon that he wears khakis and hawaiian printed shirts

Basically no sense of fashion which shouldn’t be surprising given who he is

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a person from the Victorian Era

Mammon

Very flashy (AHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!)

There is always something shiny on his fit though you'll usually see him wearing something with gold colors on it

Definitely can dress but just always chooses the flashiest fits

Annoys tf out of Asmo because-

"YOU CAN DRESS WHY ARE YOU ONLY IN SHINY STUFF WHAT ABOUT THIS PRETTY THING RIGHT HERE?!?!?!?!?"

Has racked up debt from some of these fits and others are what he gets from modeling gigs

Also matches his glasses to is outfits

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a sparkling gem, a jewel many would want to obtain

Leviathan

He also gets on Asmo's last nerve because he can dress nicely even for casual shit, and can craft amazing and cool clothes so you'd think he's dress well

But he doesn't

Dresses like those over the top anime geeks (tbh no shame to y'all but the courage y'all have that I don't is amazing, I'm jealous and I want that)

If it's not that then it's a cosplay or some very very heavily anime coded fit whether that's the print or how a character dresses

The only way to get him to wear normal average clothes is to tell him (and show evidence sometimes) that it's an anime fit lol

If he realllllly has to then he can dress properly and really good

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like an anime character or an anime geek unless you specifically request something (dress me anyway you want bby)

Satan

He wears whatever is comfy but subconsciously similar to Lucifer wears it very formally

Actually thinking about he dresses like the nerd he is, he dresses in the academia aesthetic

Can dress, and dresses very well and doesn't have a hard time picking out a good outfit though he does search through all his clothes to find a good one

Ask him to dress very formal and he's got it, Casual? Mhm! For a party? May not be the best but is acceptable! For a date? You know it!

Has this great amount of knowledge because of all the books he's read (huh I guess books can help in real world situations sometimes)

Asmodeous' favorite brother because he can actually dress in anything and has fashion sense and an aesthetic

Occasionally goes to Levi and dresses like a carboy in order to vibe with the kitties

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like someone that goes to a prep college and aces all their exams

Asmodeus

Yk him, He's the Avatar of Lust FASHION!!!

On top of all trends, makes the trends 87% of the time on accident sometimes too

Can dress, will dress, can dress you too!

Will make very casual and basic fits look really good like even if it's cheap clothes or a trash bag you'd believe that it's expensive material and a style (barbie core mf)

Hates almost everyone's fits constantly has gotten used to how bad they may look at times and just ignores it

The prettiest bitch at the party

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like the second prettiest bitch at the party (cause he's the prettiest ofc)

Beelzebub

Does not care what he wears as long as it's somewhat comfy and that he can move in it

Very bland and casual fits is his preference though

Mostly wears athletic fits as they are made to get dirty so if he's roughhousing or eating messily it won't be much of a hassle or problem

He's lucky he's gorgeous huge and muscular because his body really really does go with those fits and makes people/demons around him drool

Has that talent/skill that whatever he pulls out and puts on 8.5 times out of 10 he looks good in

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking ready to go for a workout

Belphegor

If you think Beel doesn't care about what he wears Belphie cares even less

Only cares if the clothes are comfortable enough to sleep in and even if they aren't he'll probably sleep in them still

Also has the ability to pull out a good fit from anything though you barley ever properly see it since he's often covered with a blanket or in some weird way that you can't see the fit properly

It's rare to see him actually care what he puts on but even even when he does you can be sure it's the most comfortable material that you've ever felt that now you're feeling kinda sleepy- (HEY HE SET US UP FOR A NAP DIDN'T HE!!!)

Let him dress you and you'll come out looking like a pillow, or something comfy and cuddly, or someone ready for bed or maybe all three (he planned this, you're his napping buddy now just let him use you to get comfy-)

Tags: @kisakis-boyfriend

[uselessmoonlight]

Stranger part 18

Reader is Telemachus' friend, and when he leaves for his "diplomatic mission" he asks her to watch over his mother. Later, once the king has returned, she stumbles upon an injured Poseidon.

Previous / series masterlist / character sheet / next

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Content specs: she/her pronouns used, afab reader, Platonic! Telemachus x reader, Epic!Poseidon x reader, possible OOC!Poseidon, Polites’ daughter! Reader, unrequited love, blood, fighting, nudity, illusion, possibly more?, trying to avoid using y/n, slowburn, suggestive themes.

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The trickster God had been popping by every so often, during her time in the woods. Mainly to deliver messages from a very insistent Poseidon. Each time he’d done so she’d tried to refuse listening to his message, but would relent, as the God’s company was quite enjoyable. They’d turned it into an exchange, he’d tell her whatever message Poseidon had for her, and she would share secrets with him about his uncle.

She’d learned a surprising amount of information about the earth shaker during the time she’d spent with him, and Hermes was not complaining about the leverage it gave him over the God. Their banter was enjoyable, and Hermes liked speaking with the girl, but he was getting annoyed with the amount of messages coming from the grovelling God.

This time he came to her with a message of his own. “You can’t hide here forever, you know. It’s not like he doesn’t know where you are.” He started. “He’s been giving you space, or at least he’s trying to, but his patience is wearing thin.”

Ónoma snorted. “Space? Bit difficult with his persistent messages, you must be tired of it, too.”

“I am, which is why I am telling you to speak with him.”

Ónoma huffed at that, pursing her lips. She was nothing if not stubborn, but when even a God is telling you to do something? “I will.” She responded. Hermes was about to sigh in relief, but then she continued. “Eventually, when his patience runs out and he comes here.” Hermes did sigh now, but in exasperation.

“You are impossible, darling.”

“I know.”

“You could at least sleep at home, do your work instead of sulking around in the woods.”

“I would, but-” He interrupted her.

“I’ll make sure he won’t bother you during the night, now, off you pop.”

“Alright- wait, I’m not sulking.”

“Whatever you say, darling.” He teased her. She knew she would not win this fight if she started it and grunted instead. The mischievous man laughed at her, then left as suddenly as he’d appeared.

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The next day, Ónoma’s schedule returned to normal. Start the day with fishing and setting traps, followed by helping out at the orchard, as the sun was highest she would make salves for the healers, then at the end of the day she’d help with curing meat and fish, and preparing stores for the colder months. Winter was quickly approaching, and they could be quite harsh on the small island but were mainly mild. Still, nature had a rhythm, and they had to prepare for it.

She kept busier than she usually would, avoiding her home, and the prince. In three days’ time she would have to face him no matter what, as she still had an invitation to the other celebration. A messenger from the palace had confirmed it. She’d already communicated that she would take that day off, to rest and get ready for the prestigious event.

The town had no knowledge of the fact she’d spent the past days living in the woods, sleeping under the stars and hunting for food. They were under the impression she’d been sick, and she wanted to keep it that way. For once she accepted Aesop’s dinner invitation, preferring Eustachys’ advances to a possible confrontation with Poseidon, or Telemachus. It hurt her deeply to know that their friendship had not been as honest as she’d thought.

He’d ordered an extra room to be built, but was it to ease her discomfort, or his? He’d been vulnerable with her, but was it real, or had he used it to gain sympathy and affection? Had he actually left Ithaca and entrusted her with the safety of his mother, or had it been ruse, to make her think he trusted her with such an important task? Had his comforting words, presence and actions been sincere? She was left questioning their entire friendship.

Perhaps she was more foolish when it came to men than she thought. At least Eustachys was upfront with his intentions, even if she did not reciprocate his feelings, she appreciated the honesty. Perhaps she could put in a good word for Irene tonight.

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The days leading up to the celebration were much of the same. Working the entire day, dining at Irene’s or Aesop’s, and only returning home to sleep. Today would be different. She’d bathed in the morning, then relaxed for most of the day. Lazily playing the lyre, eating some light food, and feeling extremely bored. Yet she did not leave the house, in fear of running into someone.

At midday she decided to suck it up. She got ready and left for the palace, hoping to confront her friend before the festivities. If he even was her friend at all. The walk felt longer than it ever had before. Her feet felt heavy, and her stomach churned with every step. What if they could not resolve this, and she’d be left to her own defences amongst these strangers.

As the palace came into view, she spotted the prince out front, waiting for something. An owl perched near him, Athena, he was conversing with the Goddess, not that anyone else would realize that, but Ónoma did. As she came closer, her footsteps became audible to the two, both looking in the direction of the sound and spotting her. As their eyes met, the world seemed to stop, this was it.

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Taglist:

@apollos-dodgeball-target

@barrythestrawberry041

@doodle-with-rhy

@glaciuswduo

@h0ne4bee

@isla-finke-blog

@keikeiluvyou

@suckerforblondies

@trashcannotbealive

[rentumblsstuff]

Domestic Lautski + Steph with the Spankoffskis headcanons cause I just woke up and it’s one of those days

💚 Out of the two of them, Pete was the one that was consciously taught by his parents how to cook. They saw how poorly neglecting to teach Ted that valuable life skill went, so they figured they had a second shot at all their mistakes in Peter as Teddy grew up. Steph on the other hand, can make food that’s edible, but she can’t necessarily cook.

💚 Steph asked Pete’s parents to teach her how to cook a polish Spankoffski family recipe to surprise Peter and despite not being very connected to that heritage beyond food and older relatives, he is extremely touched.

💚 When Steph takes off her bra after a long day and it hurts (cause tig ol biddies will do that), Pete holds em up for her and somehow it’s not sexual to either of them. Well……. Not entirely.

💚 Pete has fallen asleep so many times with his head in her lap and her hands in his hair. Towards the beginning of their relationship, Steph would spend the whole time studying the little details of his face when he’s all peaceful and eventually it became commonplace enough for her to sit on her phone while still carding her hand through his hair

💚 Steph didn’t start off on a particularly good foot with Ted- he just seemed to hate her instantaneously. He would make passive aggressive comments to her that hid the most upsetting accusations like she wasn’t actually into Pete and just stringing the poor guy along until she found someone she actually liked- yes these comments hurt everyone involved, including Mr. and Mrs. Spankoffski, who remember that Ted used to be so similar to Pete before Jenny moved away and he Changed™️. It’s been rough getting him to accept Steph as a permanent fixture in Pete’s life because Pete’s relationship started in such a similar way to how his and Jenny’s would have, and look how well that turned out.

💚 The Spankoffski parents’ reception of Steph was quite the opposite, they absolutely adored her (despite the initial response of “oh dear, the mayor’s delinquent daughter?” that they were soon proven wrong by) but they kept making comments about how they thought Pete would never start dating. Once Steph realized that they were making Pete feel bad saying that, she made it a point to reply to each comment like that in the most chipper tone “glad I have no competition then” while making some sort of contact with him and grinning proudly

💚 The amount that they share clothes is honestly an art form. He borrows her flannels all the time and she loves stealing his stupid nerdy graphic tees that his dad keeps getting him so he stops dressing like that to go to school. Pete knows his dad doesn’t grasp that he’d only get targeted by Max more if he CHANGED HIS LOOK SUDDENLY, and has already decided a long time ago that he can wait to reinvent himself in college if he wants to, so until then Steph gets all his t-shirts if she wants em.

💚 Cuddling while reading together. All snuggled up in each other’s arms and occasionally giving an update on the book when something crazy happens so they can get their reaction mirrored in the other like “(GASP)” “RIGHT??”

💚 Both Pete and Steph regularly cover the other in kisses just for fun- because showing your partner affection is FUN. And whispering to the other sweet things that they’ve heard a million times but could never get tired of hearing as long as it’s their partner saying it

💚 Whenever one of them doesn’t respond over text for a while they joke “depression nap all by yourself, handsome?” “depression nap all by yourself, gorgeous?” and so whenever they nap together and one falls asleep first, they’ll occasionally mutter that and sometimes one fully wakes up cause they were just awake enough to hear it and they laugh too hard (or it’s met with a sleepy little “mm-mm” of disagreement and holding the other a bit tighter)

[shiny-jr]

I know "FROM: Diasomnia" is kinda old now but the line "I am your most beloved and loyalest of companions (in the world?)" something like that? But that line is something I come back to sometimes. It's such an intriguing thing for him to say, especially after what he did/said in the impostor AU "This... this cannot be my player!"

It's alright if not but I was hoping you'd comment on the kinds of mindsets they have as they're writing? Unless it's spoilers!! But it's just so? ?? Like where are they coming from with this? Is it just sheer delusion/desperation to appeal at this point or is there motivation behind it? I ask because of Silver's comments about the two older fae possibly knowing something he doesn't.

I also wanted to say that your imposter series totally inspired me to get back into writing fanfiction! I just gotta get my head in the game 💪(ò_óˇ) And I totally relate to that other anon!! It's all just so interesting!! I love self-aware/meta stuff like that, it's totally itched a scratch I barely knew I had!

SECOND ASK: "Add on to FROM diasomnia ask BUT is it possibly that Malleus and Lilia believe the player will forgive them (before the rest, at least since they went from murder to guarding the ramshackle dorm unasked) because they knew about it for the least amount of time and they think it'll give them more leeway?

(Which, for me, it just might give them more leeway depending on how everyone else is behaving. Aaugh!!! What a nightmare to be stuck in!! It's so fun to think about all the different motivations/desires that the characters are acting on and how they might've all interacted with each other over it"

MY RESPONSE: I'm honestly surprised that people still read that series, and it has been a hot minute since I updated it, haha... Don't worry, I've been working on drafts for it again. Not much, but something, if that's any sort of comfort for those that somehow do remember and enjoy that series.

Anyways, I usually don't like to comment too much on my own work. Sometimes I will, but it's not often, as I don't like to state "no, some of y'all are wrong, this is actually what I meant" because, well, it's boring in a sense? It ruins the fun, in a way.

I like others to have their own opinions and thoughts, which is why I don't often elaborate on stuff and leave it open ended for that purpose. I will say though, that the imposter AU/letters have the characters acting more "delusional" or "unstable" compared to my other AUs.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Garden of Eden

Lilo and Stitch Au

Adam had been asking Lucifer questions all afternoon and to his surprise the angel was more than willing to answer his questions.

Was Heaven actually a good place? Yes. Stickler for rules though.

Did many people go to Heaven? Most people end up in Hell but there are still a good amount of winners.

Can you really sleep on a cloud? Of course.

Adam sipped his tea: What about Eden?

Lucifer bristled and it didn't go unnoticed.

Adam: What? You were there right?

Lucifer: Yes I was there and I hate that fucking garden.

Adam: ..... Why?

Lucifer sighed, he had a feeling this was going to come up and he might as well get it out of the way.

Lucifer: Because Adam, the first man was a fucking prick and I hate him.

Adam never met the very first man, likely never would for obvious reasons, but to know that he was so awful to Lucifer that it made him hate humans.

Lucifer: You know you look like him. Almost to a T.

Adam: Really?

It shouldn't be surprising, the guy was the father of humanity but to look nearly identical? How strange.

Lucifer: Yeah.

He pushed the sleeves of his robe up and crossed his arms, he knows by now that this Adam isn't anything like THE Adam, but the first time he saw him it was like he was transported sick into that fucking garden.

Adam set his tea down: Did you love him?

Lucifer looked over at Adam, the sun was pouting in from the glass slide in door behind him, it looked as if he was glowing. His eyes a soft honey brown with those flecks of soft green.

His heart clenched remembering that's how the first Adam looked, in the garden laying in the grass. Then came when Adam asked him to have sex, knowing Lucifer would say yes and so thinking he was finally getting the love he wanted so badly, Lucifer agreed and even bottomed for him.

Only to find out that Adam wasn't into him romantically, that he had used him to get to his brother Samuel who is now the Devil and King of Hell.

Lucifer had been so heartbroken, it was one of the worst things he had ever felt and he never told anyone outside of who already knew about it.

When Adam died on Earth he went to Hell and now they are together forever ruling of the seven rings of Hell together in wedded bliss.

It made Lucifer sick.

Adam: Lu?

Lucifer blinked, he was back in the present with the human Adam that he was sent to help.

This Adam was nothing like him.

Lucifer: Yeah I did, but he never deserved me. Besides, I've moved onto someone better.

@adamsapple-angst-week-2025

[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

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Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

[plusultraetc]

oh how the poor sleeping habits tables have turned

[crows-of-buckets]

Im still so mad about the fact that baldurs gate 3 is over 100gb. Like it's just wasting space on my PS5 rn there is NO NEED for the graphics to be that bloated

[askrayman]

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

[atopvisenyashill]

idk if you have a robb fancast yet or not but if you have, pls tell me he isnt extremely white 🙏(im literally tryind to find one for him that isnt like that for so long😭😭😭)

i've been putting off the north for two reasons, first of all, i wanted like several fancasts ready so you can see like, the general look i'm going for when i imagine "northern coloring" but second....it's so hard to find starkling fancasts asldfjsald like trying to find people who are young enough is already difficult but then on top of that trying to find someone who fits the look you want AND isn't white.......

um so far all i got is kj apa as archie bc red hair & he was like 18-19ish when they first started filming alsdjflkaskl

[prince-liest]

Have you watched Helluva Boss?? It's set in the same universe as Hazbin Hotel, but the main characters are the hellborn lower-class (imps).

I think you would love Ozzie (Asmodeus) and Fizzarolli

I have totally seen Helluva Boss!! I actually really didn't like the old pilot for it very much, but my friends reintroduced me to it a few months ago and I fell in love with it. You're right, I adore Fizzarolli from the bottom of my heart, hahaha. I can't tell what blindsided me (positive) more to hear, Beetlejuice or fucking Invader Zim himself.

(Who am I kidding: it was definitely Richard Steven Horvitz. I literally had to pause the video because I thought I was fucking hallucinating. Thought I'd wake up and learn my life up 'till then had been a sixth grader's fever dream.)

My actual favorite character is Stolas! Which was an interesting experience because I have a zero tolerance policy towards infidelity and so I really hated the guy the moment we learned that he was married. Never soured on a character so fast in my life, haha. But Viv does an amazing job writing nuanced characters and relationships, and definitely reeled me back around to feeling really bad for the guy and realizing that there wasn't actually a relationship to betray in the first place.

He's just this really fun combination of politically and supernaturally powerful while being emotionally a sad, damp towel who is genuinely trying with both Blitz and his kid despite clearly going through it. Get your shit together, Blitz!!!

Anyway, between Stolas and Lucifer, I really like my gap moe. And watching how character arcs have been handled in Helluva Boss is what made me start out watching Hazbin Hotel with the intent of giving Viv the benefit of nearly every possible doubt I could ever have.