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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck
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"He can't do that!"
"That's illegal!"
"He is violating the constitution!"
Then fucking stop him! Arrest him, throw Musk out, bar them from entering when they try to access shit.
Because guess fucking what, laws only have meaning when they are enforced. They only matter when someone fucking does something about it.
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Stranger part 19 Hermesâ version

Reader is Telemachus' friend, and when he leaves for his "diplomatic mission" he asks her to watch over his mother. Later, once the king has returned, she stumbles upon an injured Poseidon.
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Content specs: she/her pronouns used, afab reader, Platonic! Telemachus x reader, Epic!Hermes x reader, possible OOC!Hermes, Politesâ daughter! Reader, unrequited love, blood, fighting, nudity, illusion, possibly more?, trying to avoid using y/n, slowburn, suggestive themes.
A/n: Welcome to the Hermes au! Everything leading up to part 18 will have happened the same way, but from this chapter and onwards, things will happen differently.
âThis necklace contains one of my feathers, if you wear this youâll be able to keep up with me by holding my hand.â He explained. âHere, Iâll help you put it on. Isnât that an honour, darling? We get to hold hands all day long.â Hermes teased. With a pull on her hand, he took off.
The speed at which the God travelled was unlike anything sheâd ever experienced, and sheâd never been this high up before either. Her heart was beating out of her chest and her hands were getting sweaty, but instead of dropping his hand and wiping it, she gripped tighter. Probably tight enough to break his hand, had he not been a God. She wouldâve closed her eyes out of fear, but she feared that would make her nauseous.
Hermes mustâve glanced sideways, as he was now laughing and clutching his stomach with his free hand, they were floating somewhere in the sky as he did so. The moment of stillness gave Ănoma the opportunity to look around, the view was breathtaking when they werenât going so fast. If she wasnât so mesmerized, she wouldâve complained about the Godâs laughter. âYou get to see this every day?â She asked, somewhat jealously.
âI usually donât take the time to take it in. Things to do, people to see, messages to deliver, you know?â He replied somewhat sheepishly. âThatâs a pity, itâs really beautiful up here, when youâre not going so fast.â She mumbled the last part, still looking around and trying commit the image to memory. The God absentmindedly chuckled at her comment but took her words into consideration.
âI should, take the time to look around, that is.â He mumbled, taking a glance at their surroundings, but focusing on her. She was calm in a way he had not seen before, an almost childlike joy taking over now that she was getting used to the height. The sun behind her casted a glow around her that made her look otherworldly. âBut we must get going now, darling. Time is ticking, much to do.â
The entire day they flitted about, island to island, city to city. Only once had she been left behind, as he had to deliver a message to one of the Olympians. âYouâre not exactly allowed on Mount Olympus, darling.â Heâd explained. âMaybe next time.â Heâd joked. There was no way that she, a mere mortal, would be allowed up there under any circumstances, she thought.
As the day went on, the God got more and more energetic. He seemed nervous, or excited, for whatever he had planned, and Ănoma was getting anxious. If he was nervous, it probably wasnât anything good, and if he was excited, it probably wasnât anything good either. Maybe he was planning an elaborate prank or something.
Twinkling lights caught her attention. Hermes had been flying slower than he had the entire day, they were headed to Troy, or rather what was left of it, of all places when they appeared. The lights were floating around the God, seemingly trying to get his attention. It wasnât until Ănoma pointed them out that he noticed them.
âFinally!â Hermes exclaimed. It was excitement, then, what he was feeling. âWhat is it?â Ănoma asked. âSouls! I asked Hecate to take care of as many as she could today, seems I underestimated her, a lot.â His answer only raised more questions, but before she could ask the, he took off, dragging both her and the souls along with him.
As they reached the entrance of the underworld, he let go of her hand. In his, now free, hand he materialized his Caduceus. Using his staff he transformed the twinkling lights, before them now stood people. Ănoma questioned if that was the right word to use, as she knew these people to no longer be among the living.
The winged man led them to a point along a river, the Styx, as she knew it to be. In a boat Charon sat waiting, hand outstretched, awaiting the coins needed to ferry across the river. Ănoma started to move towards the man, as the souls had done, but she was held back by her travel companion. âYouâll get to go on the boat someday, but today youâre with me, darling.â
Just as they were starting to leave, or rather, Hermes was leaving and Ănoma was being pulled along, another figure showed up. A woman holding a torch was guiding sparkling lights, or souls, as she now knew them to be. The twinkling of these souls seemed more incessant, restless in a way. âYou owe me.â Were the first words she spoke as she reached them.
âDifficult bunch I see.â Hermes commented, smugly. Hecate glared at him with such intensity, that Ănoma instinctively moved slightly behind him. She felt him squeeze her hand, but it did not feel reassuring, it only communicated his amusement. âAres started another war, these souls believe their death should have been grander.â She replied.
âThere are no do-overs in death, when will they learn?â âYou try telling them that.â Hecate moved around them to get to the ferryman and took a look at the girl almost hiding behind Hermes. âYou brought a living soul to the land of the dead?â The Goddess questioned. âThatâs quite unlike you, is that why you needed the day off?â
âKind of, I suppose I should thank you. Now Iâd love to stay and chat, but we really must get a move on.â
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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I am still working on the extra content, but am currently dealing with personal issues (possibly brought on by the idea of crossposting this fic to AO3).
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You know. While I do appreciate the headcannon that Odysseus and Penelope had absolutely sick nasty sex as soon as he got home, my opinion is actually that they went straight to bed and slept through the night and well into the next day, getting the best sleep either of them has gotten in 20 years.
Because like. We know why Odysseus would need to rest finally after being in the Trojan war and then being hunted by gods and monsters for the next ten years.
But Penelope.
Penelope was home. Waiting, and then she was told the Trojan war is over and Odysseus should be home any day. And then months passed and then that turned to years. And now suitors are claiming her husband is dead and she needs to choose someone else. And at first theyâre polite about it but then they grow increasinglyâŚnot so polite about it.
Odysseus was battling monsters, yes. But Penelope lived with them. I imagine she spent every night sleeping lightly, knife in hand and facing her bedroom doorâmaybe not sleeping at all. She wouldnât be able to stop all of them but she wouldnât go down without a fight.
And nearly ten years passes like that.
And then Odysseus finally makes it back and all the suitors are dead. Yeah, fucking him is nice but holy shit she needs to fucking sleep.
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"Astynax (the infant) was quiet and didn't cry when Odysseus was holding him and was even smiling and reaching out for him, because Odysseus was wearing his helmet, so he must have thought it was his father, Hector, picking him up."
Me after reading this take:

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I think this happened in 'odysseus'
Telemacus: *fighting against the suitors, holding his ground but he's slipping*
Telemacus: *sees ody in the shadows, bow aimed at him and the suitors*
Telemacus: *stops fighting abruptly and goes slack*
Suitor: haha, got him
Ody: finally I can actually shoot my damn bow without hitting my kid
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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Part 1 of the Telemachus and Hermes au's respectively are out! They will be added to the sreies masterlist, but c o l o u r c o d e d, and with an abbreviation; TV, HV and eventually AV.
WAAAAA IM SO SAD STRANGERS IS DONE
There's still extra content on it's way!!
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Stranger part 21 Telemachusâ version

Reader is Telemachus' friend, and when he leaves for his "diplomatic mission" he asks her to watch over his mother. Later, once the king has returned, she stumbles upon an injured Poseidon.
Previous / series masterlist / character sheet / next
Content specs: she/her pronouns used, afab reader, Telemachus x reader, possible OOC!Telemachus, Politesâ daughter! Reader, unrequited love, blood, fighting, nudity, illusion, possibly more?, trying to avoid using y/n, slowburn, suggestive themes.
Welcome to the Telemachus alternate ending! This story will have been the same up until part 20, but will be different starting from part 21 (The finale) and continue after the original series ended.
âLove? Do you not think thatâs too strong of a word?â Ănoma questioned the man.
âI do not, in fact, I think it is not strong enough to describe what I feel for you. It is something Iâve never felt before, not even for Amphitrite when we were still married. The Gods do not feel as humans do, you are well aware of this, do not question my feelings for you again, they are carved into me like a river cuts through a mountain, like a ships cuts through the waves.â The sincerity and seriousness of his voice stunned her.
âI appreciate your apology, truly.â She paused, she hoped Poseidonâs pride would not be the cause of her death. âBut I do not reciprocate those feelings, your words are that of a poet, but your actions are not. I accept your apology, but I cannot forgive you. The kiss we shared was nice, but it was just that, a kiss. I was so swept away in the newness of it all, that I did not realize there was no feeling behind it, at least not for me.â She gulped as she finished her rant, but held his gaze.
If he was going to strike her down, she would hold his gaze as he did so. No matter how frightened she felt in that moment. For a moment she thought he would, and for a moment, so did he.
âYour interactions with the Gods have never been kind, neither has your interaction with me been. You showed me kindness, I mistook it for affection, and I hurt you because of it. Let me show you kindness now, by leaving you be. I would not have done so previously, let that be known, but my interactions with you and him have changed me.â He inhaled deeply. His response clearly took a lot of restraint. âI will take my leave now, before I go back on my word.â He sounded defeated, and he dragged his feet on the way out. Ănoma felt her heart ache as she watched him enter the water and disappear.
After Poseidon had left, her day went by rather peacefully. As did the next, up until the start of the ritual. As the end of the harvesting season was nearing, so was the seasonal open ritual, which happened to be tonight. She was not looking forward to having the public to look out for as well as the priestesses, especially with some of the royals and nobles still present on the Island.
King Nestor sought her out during the ritual, asking many questions about her purpose, and what kind of activities happened. Sheâd probably given the man too much information about the mysteries she witnessed, but she couldnât help it with the manâs never-ending questions. Ănoma admired his curiosity and knowledge and would happily indulge him.
A tingling sensation pulled her out of conversation with the man, she scanned the room for the cause of it. Eustachys had seemingly set his sights on someone else, much to her delight, but upon further inspection it was not a good thing. Irene was pushing, or rather, trying to push a way too drunk Eustachys off of her. He wasnât being handsy, but he was being handsy, like a child clinging to their motherâs legs. The sight wouldâve made her laugh, had Irene not been so uncomfortable.
Ănoma excused herself from the conversation with the old king of Pylos, and grabbed a cup of water as she made her way to her friend. She handed the cup to Irene, but gestured to the cuddly man. The manâs proximity caused Irene to spill some of itâs contents. This worked in her favour as the man snapped up in alarm at the cold liquid.
âSorry, I didnât mean to frighten you Eustachys, but Iâve got a drink for you.â Irene spoke to him, kindly. He accepted it gladly and drank it in a singular gulp. The combination of the cold water against his skin and the non-alcoholic drink now in his system seemed to sober him up a little. Not much, but enough for him to step away from Irene in embarrassment.
âIâm sorry fair maiden, I donât know what got into me, touching you like thatâ Eustachys stuttered out.
âI do not mind your touch, just the longevity of it. It is rather improper, as you must know.â Irene replied, slyly. Ănoma had seen enough of their conversation to realize that they would be fine on their own. Perhaps there would be a wedding soon.
She walked around the room once, before returning to the spot she always waited. Nestor was still sat there, waiting for her return, and greeted her with a smile. They were able to converse for a while before Ănoma had to break up another situation. One of the noblemen was pestering one of the priestesses. It took a more hands-on approach to resolve this issue, physically shoving the man out of the templeâs doors, but this too, was not too difficult of a problem. Tonight was annoying, sure, but calm.
As the night went on, the townâs people and guests of the island started trickling out, and when the morning came, the temple was empty save for the sleeping priestesses and the old king. The royals of Ithaca had not shown up for the ritual and Telemachusâ absence left her with an empty feeling in her chest.
âIâm going to fetch breakfast for the ladies, do you want to accompany me?â Ănoma asked Nestor.
âI will walk with you for a bit, but I do not think my old legs can carry me from here to the market and back, so I will return to my place of stay instead.â She nodded at his answer, smiled, and helped him up from his sitting position. As they walked he spoke once more. âIâve watched you tonight, you approach each situation differently, that is a good quality to have. I know many a soldier or guard who would just strike, no matter what the problem may be.â He smiled at the girl. âYet Iâve also heard of your ability to hold off 30 men during an ambush of sorts, which requires more brute strength than strategy. People often come to me for advice, may I refer them to you if they are in need of aid in battle or war?â
Ănoma was stunned, of all things heâd not expected this, this was pretty much the highest of praise she could receive from such a seasoned warrior. âYou may send them my way, but I cannot guarantee that I will help them.â She responded.
âThat is fine, I believe you are more than capable of making your own judgement in who to help. I myself am far too old to go back to the battle field, and with my limited time I want to spend as much time with my children as I can. Iâve lost so many to war, outlived them. While it is a blessing to have reached this age, I cannot bear the loss of another son or daughter.â His voice was full of sorrow.
âI can imagine that, itâs an honour for you to trust me enough to refer me.â She replies, grabbing his hands and looking at him. She bowed her head in respect at the man.
âThough you must tell me, when I refer to you, should I call you the future queen of Ithaca, or the wife of Poseidon?â Ănoma Froze at the manâs words, eyes wide as she stared at him.
âOf course Odysseus would confide in you.â She muttered softly. âNeither, I think? Poseidon, or as I knew him, Perikles was surprisingly accepting of my rejection, although he told me in honesty that he would not have reacted the same way before.â
âThe Gods are not known to take rejection well, you must truly be special. Which is not that surprising with all the attention youâve garnered. Apollo, Athena, Ares, Demeter, Dionysus, Glaucus, Hermes, and of course Poseidon. Have I forgotten anyone?â
âDemeter? I have not heard that before.â Was it truly half the Pantheon sheâd interacted with?
âOh yes, she was rather inspired by your hard work and has blessed the soils of Ithaca, or so they say. It is true then, that youâve interacted with all of them?â Nestor was even more intrigued than he had been before. âMy, in all my years Iâve not met many so close to the Gods.â
âIt is truly not that interesting, my interactions with the Gods that is. Apollo caused the death of my brother, but he did mentor my mother in medicine. Athena only interacted with me because of her association with Odysseus and Telemachus, she was following me around because the king thought I would commit treason or something.
Ares has only helped me murder people, which I suppose is kind of his thing, or at least the brutality of it. Demeter I didnât interact with, I wasnât even aware of her interference, so I suppose I should thank her. Dionysus was only there because it was his temple, his priestesses I was protecting, but again I had to kill a man after our interaction. Glaucus guided us out of a storm, which was nice I suppose, I thank him every time I go fishing.
Hermes brought the news of my brotherâs death, you would think that the messenger God would know how to deliver such a message, but it was a rather odd interaction. OH! I almost forgot, Eileithyia was there for one of the births I helped with, and Poseidon you must already know about. He deceived me, abused my hospitality, and tried to seduce me.â Ănoma was out of breath at the end of her ramble. âI understand the circumstances of our interactions are not of their design, but you must understand my caution around the Gods. Whenever they grace me with their presence, something bad has happened, or is going to happen. Even with the news of Demeter this stays true, for she did not show herself.â
The man only smiled at her as they continued their walk, only when it was time for them to part ways, did the old king speak. âThank you for indulging me, you may not realize, but our talks have taught me much. Until we meet again, future queen of Ithaca."
"Thank you, but Iâm not-"
âThe heart wants what it wants, in due time you will realize this too, young Ănoma.â Ănoma wanted to question the man more, but she knew she would not get an answer from the retreating figure.
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