#then i was like

[deemee-ed]

I wanted to make something more but I too ended up needing rest, soo..

[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

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Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

[1-800-i-ship-it]

update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:

YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:

“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”

*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”

“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”

“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”

“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”

THEN THERES ALSO:

Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF

Victor hugging yuri while watching performances

Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??

VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-

-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333

YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY

YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????

THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???

Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??

[santaclaushohoho1]

about conservatives being mad about green day's "im not a part of the maga agenda":

you guys

theyre a punk band

what the fuck do you think a punk band is?

theyve always been leftist, they've always been political

just like all the other artists you're just now finding fucking hate you

they didnt change. somewhere between you listening to them as a teenager and now, you just became a fucking idiot

you became the machine you fucking dolt

youre not punk anymore, youre not cool (if you were ever either of those things), youre just a douchebag that is easily convinced by the nonsensical words of a nepo-kid, a senile asshole who bullshitted his way to being verifiably one of the worst presidents in the last century of american history

i think you need to seriously reconsider everything you believe in when your childhood nostalgia tells you you're a dumbass

[i-ate-all-of-my-toes]

what’s the backstory on your name hmmmm? You ate all of your toes??? Nono. I will give you the pineapple you were gonna give to me but rotten

NOOO PELADGEHBSHF

I actually answered this a while ago in a different ask! I'll say around 2 months maybe.

Once upon a time, I was walking down some stairs right?

But then I tripped and my feet fell into my mouth bit it off yap yap yap asymmetrical feet had to bite off the other foots toes blah blah blah yeap.

[poe-of-the-odd]

It's so funny.

I pulled a copy of 20.000 leagues under the Sea out of my dad's bookshelf when I was 15. It was in german, from 1977 and falling apart a little bit.

My dad read it in his teens or very early 20s. He has this strange policy of only ever reading a book once. I guess if your memory is as good as his you can do that.

When I first read it I knew nothing. There wasn't a blurb on the cover and the dust jacket was long lost. In all honesty, I only began reading because I found the illustrations pretty.

It's been almost 8 years since I pulled that copy out of the bookshelf. I've since read it multiple times (in german and English) (my first tattoo was inspired by it!). Everyone who knows me knows about this book. Even now, almost every time I visit my parents it comes up between me and my dad.

Last time we spoke about vacation destinations and I said I'd love to see the Moskstraumen Maelstrom by Norway because you can visit and I think its beautiful to watch and hear and he immediately goes "Ah! Nemo!" With such glee.

"Not new continents, but new men[people]" is a common statement between us. Now more than ever.

I say this book changed me as a person and it really did and I only found it by chance so thanks dad for not throwing it out lol

[vacantgodling]

sometimes i think about how maximum ride could’ve been great if it just Stopped

[coern]

incredibly important question. is there a race in dnd that's just like mouse people

[hedwig221b]

gonna sound real stupid but I thought this whole fandomtrumpshate thingie was when fandoms gathered to hate trump

[midiosaamor]

i just searched it up ONE TIME.

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

Oh btw didn't see anyone mention this but the ghosties are already so traumatized by the codes disguising themselves as the eggs that they asked Dapper during Dapper Time if he was an imposter. Even before he was told about today's events 🥲

[luvuwite]

good morning everyone <333

[nikoisme]

Okay hi I just had a thought:

Ballister telling Nimona "oh, babygirl" from The Last Of Us.

[tallbluelady]

11. How are they vocally expressive? What kind of voice, accent, tones, inflections, volume, phrases and slang, and manner of speaking do they use?

Rowan's voice is usually soft in tone and volume. She's often trying to be as polite and sensitive as possible to strangers to give as gentle of an impression as possible. In more relaxed situations her volume rises and she can have a very sarcastic tone if she's in the mood for it.

All of that and I've somewhat recently decided that a good voice claim would be Enya (for both speaking and singing):

Thanks for the ask!

[crehador]

THE OWL IS REI'S DAD?!?!?!