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i sing to ares, lord of  war & the ever sharp blade.  oh, unweary helper of men,  guide me with your strength & lead my weary feet forward.  unwavering god, drive away the fear in my heart & give me  the next day to fight on —

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A guide to worship of Ares - cheat sheets

Hellenic cheat sheets

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#me watching any action movie

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BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler | Official Teaser

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GAME OF THRONES ⇢ 8x04

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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

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SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021)

Bonus:

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#Ceiling Roomba.

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EMOJI ASSOCIATION CHALLENGE @withered-rose-with-thorns asked: 📼

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The Arrangement (Modern!Ivar AU) Masterpost

A Modern!Ivar x F Reader

Warnings - See individual chapters for warnings. Strictly 18+. 

Synopsis - Forced to work together, will you both get out alive and unscathed?

Playlist to accompany here

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

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Why have I not seen this all over my feed everyday of my life since forever? BOND AND PUPPIES?!

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it is moral to git gud

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Gandalf discovering hobbits

this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho

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Blue Blood and Hollow Bones | 2

Ivar The Boneless x Witch!Reader

Part 2 of Dark Souls & Red Magic

Summary: Vikings were a greedy breed. Strength, land, gold, silver, women. They wanted it all. Only what happens if they get their greedy hands on the wrong woman.

With Ivar enchanted by your all, you try learning more about the cunning Viking leader, just like he was trying to find out as much about you as you would let him. Yet, he didn’t even know your name.

Warnings: a breeze of angst (cause I love that stuff), a bit of smut, king!Ivar, teasing (I mean… come on… everybody wants it), bloodthirsty!Ivar (yum), possessive!ivar, war, BLOOD (blood-play but not really?), knives, death, naked-ness, rituals, tension (duh), a bird being hurt (sorry…)

Word-Count: +16.2k

Talk of war was never something that you thought of as interesting. Neither was it something you wanted to spend your precious time on. Still, listening to the Vikings talk about the war was the only thing you seemed to be doing all day long. You knew what they had planned. Winning back their hometown and getting their revenge on their father’s first wife Lagertha. Hvitserk and Ivar both stood at the front row of the table, as figurines were spread in front of them, which were meant to represent their armies. Ivar was the only one who kept insisting on killing this strange woman that you had never met.

It was strange indeed. You had seen her time of death, yet you had never gotten the chance to look into her eyes. You didn’t want to partake in whatever they were planning on doing to those people. They were all Vikings and if you had understood correctly, they would be fighting their own family. It was a war of brothers in every sense. Not only had Harald’s brother Halfdan decided to lift his blade against his brother, but also Ubbe and the oldest son of Ragnar Lothbrok, son of Lagertha, Bjorn Ironside.

Afficher davantage

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This is the roast of Clint and Sam…

What do you call a hawk in a church?

A bird of pray