#hyperactivity au

[smilingcrittersthingig]

Response to @kingwiltcher’s ask

Disclaimer: bit of blood and gore(?)

Looks like R! Dogday and H! Hoppy are getting along :3 Also first time I've actually drawn a smiling critter in Bigger Body form, huh?

[olliewesker]

Lately I've been thinking

What if Kickin' Chicken was the prophet of The Prototype instead of Catnap?

In this au, I imagine Kickin Chickin's gas was supposed to boost energy and dopamine levels in kids, and it ended up getting kids who had his plushie addicted to it, to the point where the kids would go apeshit and hurt themselves or others if they went without the gas. And not only that, but if enough of the gas was inhaled, it would cause LSD-Like hallucinations

This quickly led to Kickin Chickin being recalled

Decided to call this the Hyperactivity AU

[askhyperkickin]

The Hyperactivity AU

In [Date Removed], Playtime Co released a line of plushies known as the Smiling Critters. These plushies were unique in the sense that if you pulled on their tails, they would release a certain scent meant to positively boost their owners in some way. One of these plushies was known as Kickin' Chicken. His scent was meant to boost energy, dopamine levels, and self esteem. However, it resulted in kids getting addicted to it, hurting others as well as themselves when they were denied it. Along with that, the scent also caused LSD-Esque hallucinations in the children. As a result, Kicken Chicken was rapidly recalled.

Then the Hour Of Joy happened…and Kicken Chicken took over the playcare. Becoming it's 'saviour', destined to guide all in the way of The Prototype…

And here you are, standing right in front of him. It appears you've caught him in a less violent mood than usual…care to ask him something?

(Rules and Warnings below!)

Welcome to my new askblog! I'm really excited to put this thing into action! This post seeks to primarily give a synopsis of the askblog, and provide the rules and other such information. So let's get into it!

First off, this will be mainly text-based, though I may eventually start drawing answers.

Anything in yellow is in-universe narration. And anything in italics will be actions Kickin' is doing. Anything else can be safely assumed to be Kickin talking.

Anything in white will be me talking or doing something

As of April 14th 2024, Hoppy Hopscotch is open for questioning! Anything to do with her will be marked in green.

Link to my personal account:

Warnings: Potential blood and gore, dark themes, mental illness, broken relationships, Poppy Playtime, and lost innocence

Rules:

I have the right to refuse any ask

You can't kill or seriously injure Kickin' Chicken

Some asks may enrage Kickin' in some way. Be warned :)

Magic Anons are allowed for a maximum of 5 asks

Don't be a dick unless you're being a dick to Kickin'

(Added 4/15/24) You also can't heal or help Hoppy

[diushek]

The Shen Qingqiu who has a strong qi deviation and becomes a child of 7, 8 years old? but he talks about weird things like Pokemon, TV, internet, chocolate cookies, his brothers and where they are and where is his mom.

At this moment, Luo Binghe has already fallen into the Abyss- so, there is a bit of relief about Shen Qingqiu not mourning, but that child is a terror of nature. He goes barefoot everywhere, he has no decorum in his dress, he talks nonstop as if he had a sugar overdose- he says that Liu Qingge is pretty like a Barbie, no matter who the hell that Barbie-jie is (Liu Qingge even gets offended, has he been compared to some COURTESAN?), that Qi Qingqi scares him if she does THAT look (and finally challenge her to flex her arm muscles just to hang from them, and she is PROUD), he rejects Yue Qingyuan's hugs by saying that his clothes are ugly and stiff, but then only accepts cuddles because he says that he has puppy eyes and it's not fair. He tries to flee or attack when Mu Qingfang comes near, saying he smells like a bad weird doctor, and only lets him come closer when Mu Qingfang promises that there will be no needles involved (he also talks a lot about something called a UCI, weird operations - how the hell HAD HIS HEART BEEN REPLACED? what the fuck was a pacemaker - and how horrible hospital food is). And definitely NONE OF THEM can deal with the demanding, loud, complainer, critic, easily bored chaos that is that child.

The only one who seems to know what the hell to do with that little Shen Qingqiu? Of course, Shang Qinghua.

He sings to him in an unknown language lively songs to which the child responds by squealing with joy and following the melodies, they talk about something called Pokemon for hours, he apologizes for not having chocolate cookies (he offers him milk candies as compensation), he says they have no internet reception up there and what's the point of having a TV if they don't have good shows?? Entertains the boy for HOURS telling him about monsters and plants, both clearly made-up stories and real stories from that world. He makes him run chasing flying folded paper to exhaust their energy, and even cooks his meals making meals that none of the other Peak Lords have ever seen (much to the chagrin of disciples Ming Fan and Ning Yingying - they also want to spoil little Shizun!!! But the child only makes ugly faces when he sees white rice!!!)

All the Peak Lords are perplexed who happens to be the only one who knows what to do after all. Apparently and thank goodness, it is temporary; soon Shen Qingqiu's qi will circulate normally and his body will return to adulthood as well as his mind. In the meantime, the sect basically leaves him in Shang Qinghua's hands - although they visit him almost daily.

And Mobei Jun, who sees much of all that because the child Shen Qingqiu - or Yuanyuan - does not leave the side of his spy no matter where he go or what he has to do, just think how much he wants to put babies in Qinghua. Many of them. He will find out how, and soon.

[nonomives]

Some Vampire Wally AU lore I did today

(Dont judge a book by its cover btw, this isnt how Howdy and Eddie usually act in this au)

So a lil bit of infordump below:

In this AU mythical creatures interact with regular peeps on a daily basis. Theyre just people you'd see in your day to day life, but they are under extreme scrutiny due to how dangerous some mythics can get.

For this very reason, the Hunters Association was made. It's an international company that collects data about various kinds of mythics, and comissions mercenaries to either capture or kill dangerous mythics (a.k.a. monsters). While H.A. assists more on intel, and weaponry, they also, sometimes, provide manpower with their own trained soldiers, Eddie is one of them. These soldiers often work as support for mercenaries who need the extra hand in taking out monsters.

The Pillars (Howdy lmao) is one of the Association's longest standing collaborators, aiding in capturing and killing many, well known as heroes to many. Its a generational thing for family members to become monster hunters or work inside H.A. itself.

Oh! And another thing, a mythic is only labeled a monster if they commit any sort of crime, could be a single major crime (i.e. genocide) or multiple small crimes (petty theft and shuff). So yeah, mythical creatures can walk around in broad daylight and not get shot at so long as they dont have a criminal record in H.A's eyes lol--

[into-fiction]

y’all know those “emergency contact” videos going around tiktok? where the caption is something like “they ARE the emergency”?

yeah so in a modern gelphie au that would 100% be clips of a clumsy, chaotic glinda and her ever exasperated and fondly amused wife elphie

[howlsofbloodhounds]

I’m so curious where the whole “killer talks a lot” stuff came from actually.

[kagoutiss]

his divinely induced hyperthyroidism

[gomzdrawfr]

when in doubt, shiny au

[fanart-for-life-bun]

More vonvon sketchiness for @artsycooky13

[goggledboi]

Heya, you ever miss those old creepypasta slendermansion vibes? Me too, thus why I made this ask blog!

I'm a Tobias/Toby fictkin and I thought it'd be fun to make a ask rp blog of him.

I will do my best to be in my version of the character. (Which isn't too different from how people majority portray him)

Rules and extra information under the cut.

Check frequently, I may change these randomly.

Also check bottom of post for annon claims so theirs no confusion, thank you!

Rules:

No NSFW/NSFT. I'm uncomfortable with it

No shipping involving Toby (Same reason as above)

Be kind, I don't accept hate

Remember this is my version of the character, not 100% the original cannon character

You are also allowed to ask questions in character from these fandoms: Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, and EveryManHybrid

You're allowed occasionally to ask questions to mod/out of character

Toby:

While he's still 80% the original version, I did change minor personality things. In this he's going to be 19 (because I'm 19). He still has his disorders (except Bipolar, I'm swapping that with Borderline personality disorder since I suffer from that as well as ADHD and can portray how I handle them) , I might portray him as paranoid depending on asks. I will have the slendermansion be mentioned, if you don't like it DNI I'll block and ignore hate. He is a proxy of slenderman, but in this AU Hoodie(Hoody) and Masky aren't in the mansion, but know Toby and he knows them. I changed my mind and just decided they don't live in the mansion but live in a abandoned cabin close to the mansion.

Ben (In this version he's 18), Jeff, Slenderman, Sally, ext... Are in the mansion though. You can ask about any of them, but it will be Toby answering about them, not the other characters.

⚠There is times where I may mention bullying, blood, violence, mental illness, and other things typical to the cannon violence of the fandom. Just a warning for all of that, read at your own risk. ⚠

Asks will be responded like this:

No, I actually don't love waffles. I am a fan of them though! They just aren't my favorite.

Oh and try to read tags, sometimes I put funny things or lil blurbs. Well, that's a I can think of right now. I may add to this if needed, but for now have fun! -🌲🦊

Can't wait to talk to you!

(Annon claims/ones that have been used so far:

-Jack👁

-💜anon/💜annon

– 👁👓

- ✖️🔥)

[nicolefirekitty]

love these idiots. absolute bastards to each other. best friends.

[olliewesker]

Hoppy Hopscotch lives what could barely be called a life. Impaled in one place, she endures mental and physical agony. Mental from the constant isolation and sensory deprivation that comes with being stuck in one place, and physical from the vengeful torment of what was once her best friend in the world...

(Warnings can be found in the AO3 Listing!)

[askhyperkickin]

She's gotta be around here somewhere-

*I have to be getting close right?*

Soon enough...you find her.

CW: Gore

Hoppy Hopscotch is now open for questioning! Just don't let Kickin Chicken find out that you talked to her.

[dirtytransmasc]

I have this HC for spider that I need to get out of my skull.

he was a cuddly baby. like, you could hold him, snuggle, even nap with him all day without a single complaint. he soaked up any and all physical affection he could.

now this isn't to mistake him with a sleepy baby, no no, he was something much more dangerous; he was the type of baby that would trick you into holding him all day, basically hiding his energy,, until you go to put him to bed, and he's up and running loops around you for hours.

basically, he was the perfect cuddle buddy, but he was also a ticking time bomb, because its so hard to tell when he needed to be held and given down time/a nap (cause he was god awful if he was over tired), when he just going with being held, and when he just wanted to be held (against the better judgment of his sleep schedule).

[crimeronan]

Had a very random string of thoughts about the princess AU Luz that ended with "Huh, she also didn't go to summer camp but unlike in canon she probably learned a lot about taxes and mortgages"

YELP OF LAUGHTER. oh god. do you think there are mortgage companies on the boiling isles. that thought is Harrowing.

the real reason luz can't kill odalia has nothing to do with ethics and everything to do with how the private banking mortgage subsidiary of blight industries owns nearly all the property from, like, the hips to the toes....