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( Ooc: To be fair Pure Vanilla might have also been a bit sneaky by letting Truthless eat some of his pie. X3c

Aww uwu just relaxing together. Seems like the date is a success so far. )

A doughve and a orecrow fly overhead. Almost dancing in the sky. They don't seem to be fighting, just playing.

pv: aww look, birds!

t: ...mhm..

pv: Are you alright?

t: ...*grabs hand* ...

pv: !?

t: ...I love you.

pv: ...aww.. haha..

t: *grabs tighter* you don't understand. I. Love. You

Pv: I love you too.. *kisses recluse's head*

t: [recluse . Exe has stopped working]

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(Ooc: I freaking knew it! XD That sneaky bastard! /affectionate

Worming his way closer and seeking sympathy- Getting spoiled the hack out of! X3

I think Pure Vanilla would give him that regardless though. uwu Gladly spoiling him. uwu - Umbrella Anon)

ooc: he's a little shit at heart~

eventually the two cookies spend time chatting and drinking their beverages.

Eventually they leave and admire the clouds in the blue sky.

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( Ooc: xD pfft..! That's no secret..! Or not a well kept one at least..! All the other three knows that! And that is despite his directness and "I don't give a shit" attitude. XD

I'm glad they got each other uwu I hope Pure Vanilla feels less anxious seeing how nervous Truthless was and with his confession. uwu - Umbrella Anon )

ooc: kidding >:)

t: hehe..

pv: huh-

t: er I mean. *Sniffles*

pv: *feeds him more pie*

t: *eating*

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( Ooc: Aww. c': He may be a loss for words, but Truthless still manages to communicate with flowers.

"In the language of flowers, daisies symbolize innocence, purity, and true love. They represent loyal love, fidelity, and the promise of a lifelong commitment. Daisies are also associated with new beginnings, beauty, and cheerfulness."

I also read something about a white daisy might symbolise a hidden secret, but I'm not sure if that's what he's going for here...

Also I feel a bit bad thinking there might be a small chance Truthless was faking crying so he could get a cheeky gotcha moment, cause he is sometimes sly like that. Thinking back at the diary incident. - Umbrella Anon )

ooc: his secret is. He's secretly a sweetheart ☺️

pv: *takes a piece of his pie and puts it in the sad recluse's mouth*

t: mm-

...

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( Ooc: aww... Poor Truthless... :'c Feelings are hard, man... - Umbrella Anon )

t: *crying*

pv: *comforting*

t: *scrambles to give pure vanilla a daisy*

pv: ..aw..

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( Ooc: Wheezes at Espresso Cookie's reaction! XD Like- If he knows Pure Vanilla is dating/engaged to Condensed Cream as seen in the newspapers, this will be so scandalous and awkward to withness- And even then, the king and someone else confessing to each other in the first place is a big deal- Though I hope he can keep things to himself c':

Gotta take a bit of explaining the polycule idea sometime to the kingdom, so they don't think there's all sorts of drama-

But I'm so glad the two are just officially dating and have confessed to each other too uwu Good news for everyone in the nightmare polycule..! <3

XD Also with how Truthless worded things in the letter, I thought he had a lot more to say..! - Umbrella Anon )

t: ...that's.. not it..

pv: huh?

t: ...i..i.. think.. you. You're. Y-y..

..w-..why.. am . I.. *hic*.. *hic, sniffs* ..wh..

pv: vanilla extract cookie..?

t: *hides face in pure vanilla's blouse* d-don't look at me..

pv: *hugs*

Oh sweetheart..

sc: !?

e: !?

sc: isn't he.. with sh- I MEAN. Condensed cream cookie..?

e: ...I'm not going to question it-..

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( Ooc: Aww c': Devotion, love and fascination. Very fitting..!

X3 these two are adorable..! I hope they'll just have a nice and comfy time. uwu Both are dressed so cutely and pretty..!

Do they have anything on their heart to talk about..? And is it still too early for Truthless to say what he wanted..? Or perhaps he already sort of did with the flowers? X3c - Umbrella Anon )

pv: Soo.. I heard there was something you wanted to tell me~

t: ..were my flowers not enough?

pv: mmm.. I want to hear you say it~

t: oh fuck you.. urgh. F-Fine... i.. I have..

...I have a crush on you..!

e: *spits out water*

pv: *coos*

t: ...

...i-is that it...?

pv: *brings recluse into a hug* ..nope.. *nuzzles* .. you're adorable. I want to call you mine...

t: !!!??!???!!

e: *chokes*

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( Ooc: X3 hee hee..! Thought so..! Truthless is so adorable..! And Pure Vanilla always loves flowers uwu Reminds me; What flowers did he give Pure Vanilla last time?

Hopefully the juice will be better on Pure Vanilla this time around uwu Can't wait untill they feed each other cake and pie like a lovey couple X3 - Umbrella Anon )

ooc: a carnation

t: *being fed cake*

pv: *chuckles*

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( Ooc: XD Wheezes..! They can both be so demanding..! Truthless just: f u, if I'm eating cake you better eat pie!

X3 and aww..! Are those the flowers you were researching about on your main blog? What colours? And both being flower enthusiasts, you'd think Pure Vanilla would read their meanings~ X3c - Umbrella Anon )

ooc: YES THEY ARE. ALL LISTED CARMELLA COLOURS. 👹👹👹

pv: ..heh..

t: what.

pv: you're a sweetheart rec- vanilla extract cookie.. hehehe..

t: s-shit he knows-

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( Ooc: X3 hee hee..! Pure Vanilla's got your number, Truthless..! He know's you'll calm down and eat if you're being spoon fed~

c': And Pure Vanilla trying to mask his nervousness. Also to make Truthless feel more at ease, I think- I hope once they sit down, they can just laugh at how rediculous this all is..! XD They've been living together for a long time and eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner several times..! It's ridiculous how a small shift in perspective can throw out all casualty out the window..! - Umbrella Anon )

t: ..I geuss I'm eating cake..

pv: you better~..

t: ...He'll take the pie.

pv: pardon-

t: eat.

pv: haha.. alright.. hm.. I'll take the apple pie!

e: mhm.. alright, go sit down you two..

They sit down

t: .. hey.. uh I got you flowers..

pv: oh these are gorgeous! Are these sugar camellias?

t: mhm..

pv: different colours too! How gorgeous..

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( Ooc: X3 hee hee..! Truthless is absolutely besotted..! That's so adorable..! And Pure Vanilla being calmly supportive despite his own nerves X3 aww..!

Now..! Date! Date! Date! x3c - Umbrella Anon )

t: *walking by pure vanilla*

pv: here we are!

haha.. ah.. I'm so.. e-excited..! <- lying, he's nervous

t: ..mhm..

pv: let's go! *Drags recluse in*

e: oh, your majesty. You're back again with vanilla extract cookie..?

pv: y-yes I am! But he's the one that invited me out....he's not a talker haha..

t: ....black coffee.

pv: haha.. I'll get a juice this time.. that chai played up on me last time.. I think I put far too much sugar in it because I was drained...

A juice shouldn't drain me I hope..

e: do you mean juice as in fruit juice or "juice"..?

pv: orange juice! Juice juice!

t: I don't really want food.. uh.. just whatever is my lightest..

pv: vanilla extract cookie will have a slice of cake.

t: excuse me-

pv: vanilla extract cookie will have a slice of cake.

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( Ooc: X3 aww..!!! Thank youuu!! And the "how the hack do I kudos more" is a mood!!! XD

owo now what does Truthless see..??? - Umbrella Anon )

ooc: 😈

pv: *turns around, wearing a lacey blouse, a brown belt, white floral choker, a long muted mint green skirt, sandals and oddly. Gloves, hair recently done up all nicely.*

...h-hello.. haha..

t: 😦

pv: ..?

t: uhm.. a-are you ready..

pv: yes.. I am haha..you look wonderful..

t: I'm not overdressed am I..

pv: you look fine, dear. Now let's go!

t: a-alright..

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( Ooc: Well, half the comments are my own cause I answer all of them ^^; I got like two or three faithful commenters. But sounds like a great plan with a couple of chapters a day! X3 I hope you'll enjoy..!

XD and ye ye..! Love the premise of a gremlin learning how to normal..! - Umbrella Anon )

Having walked these hallways his whole life, it was almost like Truthless was on autopilot on his way down to his old chambers. Chambers belonging to the original Pure Vanilla of this universe.

But the autopilot only allowed his thoughts more room to fester... And yet, he eventually found himself standing in front of the door. With that odd feeling you get when you don't remember having traveled through a length of space out of sheer habit.

ooc: expect me to join "loyal commenters" 👹 now how the fuck do you kudos more than once.... 🤔 /Hj

t: ...

*shakes head* ..a-am I actually that nervous.. I. Did I walk-..?

...ughh.. get it together.....

...*clears throat* ..

DO I LOOK GOOD.-

... *Facepalms* I'm a fucking mess...

I just pray to whatever god dare listens to me of all cookies that something doesn't go bad..

...*knocks* uh. Pure vanilla c-cookie..?

*peeks head in*

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(ooc eating popcorn 🍿 and watching the fallout of my own actions opps I didn’t mean to trigger Candy haha)

c: *stares at shadow milk*

s: what.

b: she knows.

s: FUCK.

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( Ooc: Good morning Jester! ^^ I've slept okay I think..?

I'm so hyped you've begun to read my fic! X3 I wouldn't call my fic well known though ^^; Also the doodles are so cute! X3 and the contrast between "blind af" and "sees too much" is exactly what I was going for! X3 heh heh! I hope it'll be an entertaining read..!

I'm also looking forward to read your orchid au! It sounds like fun! Shadow milk getting used to normal cookie things like sleeping and such is adorable! X3

Ah, well it seems Truthless and Pure Vanilla both are ready for that date..! Let's get it started, shall we? X3 - Umbrella Anon )

The wall clock started to chime. Now there was a bit less than an hour to meet up with Pure Vanilla and have time to walk down to the Espresso Cafe again. Where did all the time go? Did he really spend so much just looking for an outfit?

No matter. With every other anon gossiping away, it sounded like his... "hang out partner" was also just about done dressing up.

ooc: morning ^^ I enjoyed the two chapters I read. I didn't have alot of time because I wanted to finish what I could before 4oclock 🥹 but I'll try and read more tomorrow ^^ (I think I'll make it 1 or 2 chapters a day? If I can) also idk man. That was a shit ton of comments and kudos 😭 also yay ^^ smilk isn't used to normalcy even if it's as a flower 🤭

t: ...That can't be the fucking time-. IT DID NOT TAKE ME THAT FUCKING LONG TO GET READY!?

What the actual fuck.

..okay. calm down. *Inhales* ...I'm calm.

*frosting drips* ...

I'm not calm.

*fixes hair* don't fucking melt you dick I call hair. Why is my vanilla cream melting.....ughh.. I hate nerves.... i. Um. I will not falter!

...yeah. don't falter recluse. Calm the fuck d-down... you're. Ready.

..do... I look good..*shyly admiring self, swaying side to side*...

...I hope hes not mad I shaved.... it'll grow back quickly anyway.. I left a bit of stubble..

Fuck that razor....ugh..

*fixes self up* ...I should... be ready.. I think-.. I geuss. I'll go see him..

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hehe oops said to much love talking to you Candy but I got to run my popcorn is ready hehe

c: !?!?!?!?!?!!!??

...

MASTER SHADOW MILK COOKIE!!!!!

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They probably would only care about the vanillas date if they knew what will happen once it goes well * cough, cough* The Nightmare Poly *cough* hehe

c: the what now.