#hubris is a bitch

[allycat75]

This really is a spot on metaphor, Boston Dumb Fuck. Did your team pick her for her name?

Is that why y'all ignored her racism, antisemitism and fatshaming?

She ain't innocent, though. But the acts of love and marriage that you took a huge dump on are.

[myexistenceismyown]

[bookofjudith]

I was almost certain I had strep three days ago and refused to get tested because I’m “stronger than an infection”. Guess who can no longer swallow or speak without significant pain.

[fujii-draws]

I LEFT THIS IN MY DRAFTS LIKE A YEAR AGO. I SHOULDVE SPOKEN MY TRUTH

[katerinaaqu]

Having family roots from Greeks from the parts that perfectly align with the courses of both Odysseus and Neoptolemus and being a short Greek smart-ass troll myself made me realize

HECK NOW THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY KARMA IS SUCH A BITCH!

I am potentially descended from the two greatest war criminals of Troy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[pureseasalt]

tragedy enjoyers when things fall apart and everything is inevitable and no one can save anyone

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

I welcome all other potential options/reasons!

[sealbee101]

kurama doodle + him and his variety of evil goths (kuwabara there too)

[densewentz]

man i love guillermo but if this little freak isn't forced to actually Experience a Consequence for once in this entire series I'm going to scream

[loopholes-and-wishes]

yaknow, academically, I know that people have different sensitivities but sometimes I feel like y'all are lying when y'all say that insertable vibrators feel good ngl

[theriverbeyond]

bitches will procrastinate an academic presentation for 2 months and then be stressed

[allycat75]

Just remember when you are being interviewed by Stephen Colbert, he absolutely adores his wife. You can see how much he delights in her- he can't hide it.

You think about that while you are trying to hide that oversized Nazi-loving shame band and know that if you don't come clean with what a piece of shit you have been and become a human, maybe even a decent human, forget about ever being that happy in your life. You may as well stay with the little racist, antisemetic, fat-shaming, arrogant, childish, lazy, insipid, untalented, entitled manipulator.

And he is exceptionally sharp, so I triple dog dare you to use "quotidian" in the interview to make yourself seem at least performatively intelligent.

[whimsicalcotton]

unhinged animation rambling bc i am. truly afflicted

okay so aside from The Horrors in the last bit even some of this fucking dialogue is unbelievably pm rachel&max flavored. like

also this. fucking hand kiss bit. Oughggohg

also this

oh and. and and and

and fuck it i'm gonna foam at the mouth over the fucking reversal again because it's so fucking good look at some of this shit

[batsplat]

another bit of context that I think is key to understanding assen 2015 is that like. okay a last corner is a last corner; it's not like valentino has ownership over it or whatever. but there is also something in-your-face bold about thinking you can beat valentino rossi at that chicane. sure we don't quite associate the gt chicane with one specific iconic rossi overtake the same way we do last corner jerez or the corkscrew, but thinking you can steal the win from valentino at the chicane is kind of in the same spirit. that's valentino's chicane. he has made countless overtakes there over the years. he loves that chicane he really does

take 2013, where assen was the first race vale won after his ducati dry spell. his overtake on marc in that race isn't at the chicane, but it's in turn one - right after marc had made a small mistake on the chicane and gets poor drive down the straight. which could be completely innocuous, but is also the kind of thing that happens when you're defending against somebody you know is very good at one specific bit of the track. which marc knew. of course he did. after the start, valentino made two other overtakes in that race: on bradl and dani (the latter of which marc had an excellent view for). guess where they both happen. guess where marc overtakes dani

and marc straight up said in the assen 2015 post-race presser that his move there was premeditated, that he'd repeatedly tested out and planned that move during practise. marc, who obviously knows valentino's record at that track, who has studied him so so closely. who knew full well that the fight for the victory was most likely going to come down to the two of them, and knew it could come down to the very last chicane. his plan to win that race was to barge valentino aside, ideally on the final lap, at quite possibly valentino's best series of corners on the entire calendar. no wonder marc was pissed when it didn't work

[bonefall]

Bonefall Rewrite -> Better Bones AU

Hey all, been stewing on this for the past day or so, and I'm gonna be making a couple changes. I may pin this for a bit so the word gets around;

The FAQ changes on the site indicating that Working Partners wants to go after projects that "retell warriors in whole or in part if it's too close to canon" have me unsettled and angry. I'm not going anywhere, but I am going to be doing a bit of rebranding.

The Bonefall Rewrite's goal is no longer to "stick close to canon." It's also being renamed to the Better Bones AU.

Not much will change, it's more that I am going to be putting emphasis on how much I have already added about Clan Culture, in-universe law and politics, regional ecology, and how I focus on fixing canon's blundering narrative which minimizes or even justifies sexism, xenophobia, abuse, and more.

It is not a substitute for canon because canon sucks. It's so barren I had to change a lot. Go on, read Onestar's Concussion. Cats can't remember their families unless the plot demands it, they can't keep consistent personalities, and rarely make persistent friendships. They don't even have gay cats!

The Better Bones AU (or BB AU) includes the following tags;

Clan Culture

Warrior Bites

Herb Guide

Millie's Radio Collar AU

Bonefall Rewrite (Retroactively)

You can abbreviate AU versions of my guys like BB!Spottedleaf now, so that's cool!

[toasted-valentine]

Can someone tell me who the god of allergies is so I can go kick their ass?