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*turns off the light*
my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.
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does saying "nothing matters," make you have existential dread and feel depressed or is it the most freeing sentence in the world to you?
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the last half of the last season of the office is so hard to watch. everything is derailing
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Ok guys soon listening to music just isn't going to cut it any more
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pretended to stop caring about the earring i lost so i would find it again and it worked so i think i'm ready to do spells and shit full time. i bet i'm even ready to open the portal
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platonically dating your friends is the only way to love
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little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep
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