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the black dog is so ineffable husbands i'm sorry
#you were someone who until recent events i shared my secrets with#i just don't understand how you don't miss me#OLD HABITS DIE SCREAMING#i may never open up the way i did for you#you said i needed a brave man and proceeded to play him#now i wanna sell my house and set fire to all my clothes and hire a priest to come exorcise my demons#tail between your legs you're leaving#aziraphale#crowley#ineffabl#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorcees#azir#aziracrow#good omens
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your centipede tattoo is sick!!!!!! do u have any goth style tips
Thank u!
My tip is look into flea/antiques markets in your area. If that's something that happens near you it's a very good place to find funky clothes and accessories affordable-style
And crafts stores such as like michaels tend to have black clothing dye, fabric pens/paint, bleach pens that sort of thing. Customize some clothes :^) it's fun
#I hope this is helpful. IDK how to give good style tips cuz i really dont know what im doing#oh oh also studs and spikes dot com sells. studs and spikes in bulk if u wanna get pointy and make your clothes point
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I don't know why almost everyone changed their minds about this, but i love dolls having multiple versions of themselves, especially when they have different makeup and hair.
Man, imagine if Bratz, MH or EAH only had one doll of each character? They would be super hard to find afterwards! Plus, if dislike their main doll or couldn't afford her, you still have other options to buy.
And making just fashion packs wouldn't give companies that much money let's be serious.
Maybe for you collectors this is pointless, but since most of these dolls are made for children in mind...
#dolls#doll collecting#monster high#rainbow high#ever after high#bratz#not buying things is kinda simple y'know#imagine if lines like school's out or gno never existed#every doll line repeated its own characters#idk why this is a problem nowdays?#plus if a character sells well#why would companies would never more produce the doll again?#the doll is a very important component of why they sell well#not just her clothing#do you guys now how hard it is to find dolls which only had 1-2 releases or???#plus doing collections of your favorites is so good?#literally everything in merchandise has repeated things with different touches#“oh but it's so annoying”#then don't buy it?#y'all don't need to buy every doll though
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Took the day off to clean my room and now I have NO clothes
#i’ve filled three giant bags with clothes to donate or give to my friend or sell on vinted idk#there’s so MUCH. i didn’t realise how many of my clothes i flat out hated or that didn’t fit me anymore#working out is all fun and games until your weight distribution changes such that none of your pants will now stay up#i don’t own a SINGLE PAIR of jeans anymore. they’re all too big#the only thing i have in abundance now is socks. i have way too many pairs of socks#i have socks for every occasion. i’ve got ankle socks. trainer socks. thermal socks. crew socks. novelty socks. plain socks#i’ve got SOCKS#i am however going to have to live in leggings and sweats and t-shirts for the foreseeable#i have a handful of decent blouses and exactly one pair of formal trousers that more or less fit me#if you invite me somewhere nice i am going to either be dressed like a used car salesman or a preacher’s wife#because i only got rid of one of my dresses#also my vacuum clogged while trying to clean my floor and i started crying lol#it’s the haaaaair. i don’t know how it happens. i have literally had a bob the whole time i’ve had this vacuum#anyway my room is fairly clean now. i’m going to have an early dinner and take a bath#dentist appointment in the morning 🫠 and i’m genuinely so fucking annoyed about it#society has surpassed the need for me to be seeing this man every fucking month like PLEASE i BEG of you just put a better filling on it#just a permanent filling that doesn’t crumble into dust after TWO DAYS. that’s all i ask and i don’t think it’s FUCKING UNREASONABLE#I PAID £176 to get FUCKED UP IN THE BAD WAY#personal
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I desperately need to be a scene kid for Halloween this year
#idk y but i suddenly realized that im an adult and could potentially buy the goth bullshit at hot topic#that 12yo me desperately desired. and then i was like oof but i like the contrast of color#like i think i really wanted to be somewhere between scene and emo really#but thrn i was looking at scene outfits and im like woof. this is the kinda cringe i love. all thr fucking patterns. all thr colors#i even have thr 1nvader z1m graphic tees in my closet... i think#i just dont kno how tf to do that to my hair and also i dont have actual makeup lol#but i must be a scene kid for Halloween. i want the most ostentatious outfit. oh god im gonna have to go to the mall#i havent been to the mall in ages. i need to go to hot topic and claires. is pacsun still around? do they still sell skinny jeans?#i feel like everythings all bland now in stores. where tf do i go to get early 00s and 2010s clothes#good will maybe??? oh god. its like 3.30am and my hormones r all fucked up so i was experiencing like the type of fear you have when youre#like a little kid in a dark room by yourself. its not fair. when my hormones shift it goes: im so depressed to im full of rage ill kill u#to the world is so fucking beautiful im gonna kill myself. like in a not worrying way idk how else to express the feeling. to the type of#unhinged and undirected fear that belongs to a kid who doesnt kno shit. also lil heart palpitations and sometimes feeling like im gonna die#its bullshit. y does my body hate me? ugh. at least ive got a Halloween plan now#unrelated#oh god. dont let me cut myself bangs. im trying to grow my hair back out lol. im an emo with no bangs
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It took me seven months to realize that I can fit a whole book in the inside pockets of my leather jacket and I am THRILLED
#tbh ashamed of myself for this one#how did i just realize this#in fairness the real purpose of them (cuz I got it from a motorcycle outfitter) is for a pistol.#why the fuck you'd put a pistol next to your heart and not in a proper harness is beyond me but whatever.#but the salesperson either genuinely or cuz she'd sized me up and knew how NOT to sell me on it was like 'but i mostly use it for snacks'#so i have had two potential uses of the pocket suggested to me#and frankly WHO would presume a book would fit into any pocket. not someone who is generally too tiny to wear clothing fitted for men
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bro sugar mommy ava sugar baby janine
#IM GOING TO KILL MYSWLF JUST THINK ABOUT IT#SHE HAS A FULL ON NBA RICH AS BOYFRIEND SHE LITERALLY GOES TO CHURCH THATS HOW SHE GOT THE FUCKING JOB#SHE GETS THE JOB BECAUSE SHE LIKES BEING FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT BUT KNOWS SHE CAN GET WHATEVER SHE WANTS#SO SHE GETS THE JOB EXCEPT ITS BORING SO SHE FINDS STUFF TO FILL UP HER TIME#SHE BECOMES A FUCKING TIKTOK STAR AND THEN BEGINS SELLING CLOTHES ONLINE BC WHY NOT SHE LITERALLY LOVES FASHION SO MUHC#AND SUDDENLY SOMETHING VERY ENTERTAINING HAPPENS AND SHE MEETS JANINE AND ITS NEW ENTERTAINMENT#SHE ENDS UP LOVING BEING AT ABBOTT SO SHE GETS SAD SHE ALMSOT GOT FIRED#AMD THEN JANINE KEEPS INTERFERING WITH HER LIFE#AND SO SHE FUCKING REALISES THAT OH MAYBE SHE MIGHT LIKE JANINE A LIL BIT SO SHE FINDS OUT ABT JANINE STRUGGLING TO OAY RENT N SHES#IVE GOT A SCHOOL THING I NEED UR HELL WITH AFTER SCHOOL YOULL GET PAID FOR I#AND JANINE SAYS YES BECAUSE WHO FUCKING WOULDNT WHEN YOURE STRESSING ON RENT#AND AT FIRST ITS STRICTLY IN SCHOOL#AND SO IT BECOMES A REGUKAE THING#AND SLOWLY IT MOVES FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM ANYTHING SCHOOL RELATED AND IT TURNS INTO JUST HANGING OUT AND GOING ON DATES AND IT#SPIRALS INTO SOMETHING THAT SHOULDNT BE HAPPENING AND THE INTIMACY BECOMES TOO MUCH#AND JANINE STILL GETS CHECKS BECAUSE AVA IS GOOD AT MAKING THINGS UNREJECTABLE#SO SHE USES THE OFFICIAL SCHOOL ENVELOPE EVEN THOUGH THEYRE AVAS OWN CHECKS#AND JANINE KNOWS THAT THAT JUST SOMETIMES HAPPENS WITH EVERYONES SALARIES BECAUSE ITS HAPPENED PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE BC OF THE SCHOOLS#POOR FUNDS#BUT AVA WOULD NEVER SAY WHY#AND SO JANINE JUST ACCEPTS IT#AND ONE DAY SOMETHING SNAPS IN AVA AND SHE REALIZES SHES FALLEN SO IN LOVE WITH JANINE SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE AND JANINE IS#CONFUSED BC ITS SO SUDDEN AND AVA IS SO QUICK AND SO SHE ASKS AVA WHATS WRONG#AND AVA IS LIKE AVOIDING HER SO HARD#AND SHE FEELS HORRIBLE BECAUSE SHE FEELS LIKE SHES BEEN MANIPLATING JANINE FOR SO LON#BUT JANINES NOT STUPID AND SHE KEPT COMING BACK JUST TO GET TO SOEND MORE TIME WITH AVA#IMMA STOP I CANT CONTINUE#AVANINE#AVA X JANINE#SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK TO ME ABT THIS IVE RUN OUT OF TAG SPACE FUCK
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Hate the concept of "business days" for online services. What the fuck do you mean my payment will be processed in 3-5 business days its a fucking program that does it?? The bot needs weekends too now?? Fuck off
#personal#like i know theres not an actual employee youve hired to process every individual order or payment or claim#i know there might be a support team but there is not a dedicated team for this particular action#im looking at you paypal#youre a fucking online payments service. you do not need to TAKE WEEKENDS OFF IM SO FUCKING ANGRY#i bought this gorgeous secondhand piece of clothing from a fb marketplace buy/sell/swap group#my payment was sent on the morning of a saturday. the seller wont ship until my payment comes through to them (fair)#but paypal. my detested. now they wont ship it first thing monday as expected because apparently you take weekends off#so they wont receive my payment until atleast wednesday if you decide to be kind. so they wont ship until atleast thursday. if im lucky#and i wont recieve the item until next week when it could have been here and the entire transaction could have been over by friday.#at the latest.#it makes no sense????#its like. i get ubereats giftcards for myself when i need a pick me up right. i purchase them.online and i get them recieved digitally#to my email within seconds right? except for the one time. they were sold out. of DIGITAL GIFTCARDS#that they GENERATE THE CODES FOR UPON PURCHASE. how do you sell out of a digital product made on request#it doesnt make sense. again if there were teams of real people that moderated this kind of shit yeah obviously they need a break#you get more leeway and patience from me if you have an actual team. but this doesnt#why the fuck are you holding my payment paypal??? huh??? id better see it go through monday morning since youve held it for three days#youre an online fucking company you dont nees to wait for busineas days. send my.fucking money where ive sent it days ago already#im so so pissed#if anyone has a real answer as to why online companies with no human staff in that department need to take a weekend. please lmk
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What iffffffffff size charts had actual measurements on them
Like…………………… just a thought
#‘we sell size inclusive garments!!! :)’#you have a uk and a us store and have not delineated what dress size you’re using#or what that actually means in terms of measurements#‘pick your dress size and your height on the chart! :)’#THESE ARE TIGHTS HOW ABOUT LEG LENGTH AND WAIST CURCUMFERENCE#like on a personal level I don’t know my dress size because I don’t buy clothes#but when I did I fit into a very wide range of sizes depending on what part of my body the garment was going on#not to mention where I was buying it from#as far as I can tell there isn’t a single real measurement on the site#which means despite the fact I need new work tights and these came highly reccomended I will not be buying them#because that’s not a risk I’m willing to run
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you can tell when allergy season hits and i start taking meds for it.
like jesus CHRIST. i WILL let loose the floodgates and my head doesn't do the articulating right and it comes out kind of screwy. like right now im like aaaaa i love postal 2 dude; his marriage with bitch is so sad :( i want to have an affair with him; i want to make a nest in his trailer to sleep in because i know he'd Get It
like even sober or whatever i was already working on my postal 2/paradise lost fellow to court Dude but oooughgohgou i had words and visuals then and now it's just weeping incomprehensibly into my hands because he's such a Regular Joe 'sits in a lawn chair outside the trailer wearing just some boxers he's worn 2 days straight' type fucker and that for some reason makes me SO fucking horny for him. seeing him eat lunch meat straight out of the bag at 2am would drive me over the edge i couldnt NOT fuck him. He's filthy, crude, and a walking tornado whether he intends to cause chaos or not. LET ME IN HIS PANTS
bitch didn't appreciate him smh. that 'can't perform in bed' line from her? girl what the fuck are you talking about? what are you TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!!?! I KNOW THIS GUY THROATS DICK, I KNOW HE FUCKS AND SUCKS AND EVEN IF HE'S BAD I WILL TAKE CONTROL, HOOW COULD YOU LET HIM SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS YOU *FOOL* FUCK YOUR ROCKY ROAD. SHOVE IT
#barking and foaming at the mouth#i should be able to afford the alien shirt soon >:) i just need 5 dollars and shipping and im fucking GETTING IT#ALSO I SAW THEY SELL SOCKS AND SHIT TOO... WHY NOT POSTAL BOXERS#LIKE HOW THEY HAVE SUPERHERO/GAME THEMED BOXERS#THE CHEESY AS FUCK ONES. YEAH. I WANT IT SO BAD#I WANT A FULL OUTFIT OF POSTAL MERCH AND YES IT ALL STAYS ON DURING SEX! esepcially the socks#i think my exact comment when i saw the socks was YEAH YOU KNOW WHO I WANT ON MY FEET? isn't that so funny?#having a guy's head on your socks? i fucking love it i unironically want to buy all the clothes i'll wear them to nothing
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-->And then Victor was attacked by bees. In fact, he was attacked by bees twice. *facepalm* Yeah, kinda forgot that spring meant those little bastards would be awake and unhappy. . .they eventually left Victor alone, though, allowing him to offer his wrist to Smiler for a taste. After Smiler had gotten their fill, I had them mop a slime creature while having Victor finally change into some more gardening-appropriate clothes --
-->And then had Smiler try out some flower arranging, because it was New Skill Day, and they needed to level up a skill they were low in! And they already had a bit of Flower Arranging skill from tending the bonsai bush in the living room, so I figured, why not have them arrange some bluebells? They fiddled around for a little bit while Victor continued harvesting and tending his plants, eventually getting skill 2 and making a vase worth a whole twelve simoleons. XD To be fair, that’s still all pure profit, as the arrangement cost nothing to make, sooo. . . XD Plus it actually completed their New Year’s resolution as well, so double bonus! Flush with success, they headed upstairs to check the trends on SimsTube, then make another gadget review for the masses. Still in their party wear, because why not. XD
-->Alice, meanwhile, came back from her jog with Fitness level 5 (also fulfilling New Skill Day!) and some Flirty feelings about how well her romantic relationships were going. In fact, the moodlet suggested that maybe she should write a book. . .so that’s exactly what I had her do! I mean, she is working on the Bestselling Author aspiration anyway, so. . . She promptly started “It Takes Two Sometimes,” a book of her musings on her polyamorous “vee” relationship with Victor and Smiler. :)
-->And Victor continued his pottering in the greenhouse -- harvesting his oversized crops (just medium sized this time!), replanting and fertilizing them all, harvesting his regular crops, and finally giving his bees some demiting treatment to see if that would calm them down. Did it work?
#sims 4#the lazy save#victor van dort#alice liddell#smiler always#bees. my god#(look I couldn't fit the joke into the actual text XD)#but yeah the bees were not happy to be awake#I think we can all relate here on tumblr right?#and no I don't know WHY Victor always goes into the greenhouse in his sleepwear#like dude I KNOW you'll change into regular clothes if you go out the front door#what makes the greenhouse special?#I guess he just feels comfy in there#Smiler looks kinda cute arranging flowers in their party wear#I suppose I should have them all learn the skill at least a little#since they're gonna be making these to sell properly in the near future and all#we'll see how it goes and if I remember#and aww I liked that moodlet for Alice#yes good write your book#put more poly positivity into the world girl#queued
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#we're supposed to do a final push move tomorrow#i have already felt for awhile that my partner's parents are quite annoying#which is way too easy to feel guilty about because they do a lot for us and seem like good people for the most part#but like. they have made moving very frustrating and have been weirdly controlling about it#and just. like nonsensical to the point of it feeling like aggression#i lost track of how many fucking times we had the interaction 'where do you want this?' 'over there so it's not in the way'#'imma set it here' specifically where it will be in the way? fucking why? and my back is fucked up rn WHICH THEY KNOW so#moving it out of the way myself is frequently not an option#they left literally every single box directly in a fucking tight area that seperates our entry from our bedrooms#they stacked them higher than i can handle safely even when my back *doesn't* hurt#i moved things further into the house and out of the way and informed them i had done so and why#they continued fucking putting shit in the exact same spot anyway#there's literally a mattress a boxspring seven boxes a three tier organizer and a clear tote in this fucking spot#i'm not fucking moving it and they can deal with it when they come in tomorrow#i came over here to get some clothes for my partner so they can br girlmode for a haircut tomorrow#and we were essentially harassed into packing everything except a few days of clothes already despite it having been A MONTH since we#started paying rent and we aren't fucking sleeping here yet#and like. it's so quiet. and it's a reasonable temperature in here. they come home from their other house and turn the AC down so low#that i can't comfortably sit in the house without thick pajamas a jacket a blanket and sometimes a heating pad too!!#i don't even want to go back to go bed over there but i have to bring the fucking clothes back#his dad is such a controlling dickwad and is so fucking contrarian about everything even when it's not his thing#and literally they'll offer aid just so they can control what we do i swear!!!!#like 'we'll pay for X portion but if we do you must choose thing with Y parameters'#'we'll pay for 50% of your washer and dryer but they have to be front loaders'#they tried to pressure us into accepting a condo that they would buy (we would pay monthly building fees) and sell if/when we left#they didn't say 'let's look at some condos together' they said 'here we'll buy this specific one do you like it?' and KEPT ASKING ABOUT IT#AFTER WE SAID NO MULTIPLE TIMES#i put my foot down on that offer so fucking hard because i knew there were gonna be shit ass rules because it would be their property still#like no i will not be putting cameras in my home and i will be burning candles thank you and i'm going to have a christmas tree and#on and on and on
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pogue!sweetheart!reader meeting rafe for the first time? 🍰
warnings: jealous!rafe, topper calls you ‘doll’, a lil bit of flirting, slight fluff
“girl scout, two o’clock.” kelce cleared his throat, topper and rafe following his gaze. you stood at the receptionist desk, chatting with the director about your plans for the week. “is she really a girl scout?” rafe’s eyes trailed down the soft curls of your hair, stopping just above the neckline of your top.
“nah, we just call her that because she sells cookies and shit. ‘really good by the way, highly recommend.” kelce leaned back in his seat, forgetting all about the cards in his hands as you started making your way towards the three of them. rafe would be lying if he said the way his friends ogled you didn’t bother him.
“hey! what game are you guys playing?” you sat your basket down on the hardwood table, eyes flickering over to rafe. “just some solitaire.” topper shrugged, removing the cloth that covered your treats. “what do you got for us this week, doll?” if rafe was bothered earlier, he was even more so now.
you smiled, tilting the basket so they can all steal a peek. “shortbread and chocolate chip.” rafe didn’t care to look at anything else other than your face, his gaze sweeping over your features. “i’ve never seen you before.” he finally spoke up, his voice immediately drawing your attention.
“uhm, i don’t think i’ve seen you either..” you extended a hand, “what’s your name?” rafe didn’t hesitate to return your gesture, taking your hand in his. “rafe, and yours?” your heart skipped a beat when you felt his thumb stroke your skin. “y/-” kelce chimed in before you could answer his question.
“i’ll take two of each. and one of you.” rafe’s head shot in his friends direction, his grip on your wrist tightening. laughing nervously, you brushed off kelce’s remark. “actually, he’s not taking anything. i, however, would like the whole basket.” shaking your head, you waited for rafe to say he was kidding.
“oh! you’re serious-” rafe got up, taking the basket in his free hand as he led you two outside and away from his obnoxious buddies. “what the hell!” topper shouted. without protesting, you allowed rafe to take you to a more secluded space, your dainty heels clicking against the pavement.
“is everything okay? i-” rafe stopped in front of the country club’s garden. “do you have a boyfriend?” he blurted, making you stumble over your next few words. “uhm, well! no, but..” taking his wallet out of his pocket, rafe took a couple hundred dollar bills before cutting you off.. again.
“not that it matters if you do, cause i’ll just take his place.” the certainty in his voice made your face flush with a new profound sense of shyness. he placed the folded bills in your palm, a smile forming on his lips at your smitten expression. “how are you so sure that you’ll be my boyfriend?” you asked.
“because i always get what i want.”
#❤︎₊ ⊹ works#₊˚⊹♡ pogue!sweetheart!reader#jealous!rafe#outer banks#outer banks fanfiction#outer banks smut#rafe cameron#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron blurb#rafe cameron prompt#rafe cameron x y/n#rafe cameron fic#rafe cameron imagine#rafe edit#rafe fluff#rafe x you#rafe fanfiction#rafe smut#rafe x reader#rafe imagine#rafe fic#obx#obx fanfiction#obx smut#obx rafe#rafe obx#drew starkey#drew starkey x reader
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"Can you just pretend to love me tonight? Please?"
Simon's never gotten a request like this before.
He's never had any qualms about selling his body. Whether it was for his cock, units of his blood plasma, or his war honed body. He's always done what he's had to - anything to stay off the streets and keep a full belly.
The girls who've paid him always wanted a brute, someone to mount them and take them for all they were worth. That was what he was used to, not some doe-eyed sweet thing begging him to be gentle.
"I want to feel loved." You admit, leaning back on the motel bed, thighs crossed in nervousness. "I um...I know I'm not very pretty-"
Simon leans forward on his knees and kisses you gently. Well, he tries to. The tip of your teeth graze painfully together as he mouths you. You squeak beneath him, hands going up to his shoulders to try and push him off on rabbit instinct. He pulls his mouth off of you just enough to mutter an apology.
"Sorry." He swallows.
You look up at him with impeccably beautiful eyes brimming with tears. You seem to finally understand there's nothing gentle about him even when he tries to be. Simon wants you to call him off, send him out of the cheap hotel. He knows he can't be as sweet at you want - as you deserve. He's just physically not built for that. At least, he's sure of it nowadays. He has a brief memory of holding his newborn nephew but it slips away just as quickly as it came.
"Can we just...go slow?" You ask again. Simon can hear the waver in your voice. You're unsure if you want to continue, but you seem to trust him for some reason. "Really, really slow?"
"Yeah."
He can do slow. He can do glacial. If there's one thing he can do, it's be measured, methodical. He wasn't a Lieutenant for nothing.
For the first time in years, he takes his time. He's used to the fast paced, hungry fucks that pay his rent in thirty minutes. This is...new, not wholly uninvited. He kisses down your collarbone, down the swell of your breasts. He nips at the lacy fabric (you dressed up for him when he was expecting just to rip it all off) as he makes his way down further. He laps at the skin beneath your belly button, making your belly flutter. Ticklish. He likes that.
Simon noses his way between your thighs, easily spreads your legs with his thick forearms. As he kisses down your cloth covered mound he admits he likes how you smell. Usually the taste of women turns him off. He prefers men, but desperate women pay more. You're desperate alright, although its a different type of desperation. Something about the nervous wetness staining your new panties has his cock jumping in his trousers. He presses his nose to the fabric, inhales deeply, and relishes in your shy squeak. Simon starts to understand your desire.
You want to be explored, mapped, and consumed slowly. You want to give up control but feel as if you can stop at any moment. You want to be seen, tasted, then completely devoured.
Instead of slipping your panties to the side, he licks his way down your thighs. You squeal and try to squirm away from the sudden sensation but he doesn't stop. He kisses down your calves and across the top of your feet. His hands are so large that they wrap around your soles completely. Simon pushes them up until they're up by your ears. He knows the position is uncomfortable for you, but he likes the view of your soft, cloth covered mound.
He nips at the back of your ankles and calves, licks down the expanse of your thighs, ans nuzzles into the gusset of your panties. Simon relishes in the squeaks and gasps ans twitches of your expectant body. It's been so long since he's teased someone, much less a sweet lil' thing like you.
Your scent is heady, comforting, nothing like he's experienced before. He finds he really likes just inhaling you in. You whimper, thighs shaking already. He hasn't even licked you yet. Simon finally admits to himself that you're stroking his ego.
He plants a firm, sweet kiss to your cloth covered cunt. The fabric is practically soaked through. He can smell your taste on the tips of his lips. His curiosity wins. He takes a firm, long lick from bottom to top. Simon tastes you, but also the flowery tang of your favorite fabric softener. You taste good. He wants more.
Simon finally releases his hold on your thighs. On instinct, or perhaps strain, they fall apart. You try to sit up but he tugs your body further towards the edge of the bed. He can feel the tension in his old knees from kneeling, but he ignores it. You've opened up your body to him. He wants to take full advantage of it.
Simon goes back to lapping at your clothed cunt. He doesn't stop until his tongue is raw from brushing repeatedly over the stitches. Drool drips down his chin.
"Off."
You huff in confusion, trying to sit up. Instead. With too easy of a tug, off come your panties. There you are. Simon knows he should slow his movements but he doesn't care. You haven't stopped him yet, and he'll be damned if he doesn't get those sweet lips in his mouth. He spreads you apart with his middle and forefinger. You're a sight to behold. Perhaps not pornstar perfect anatomy, but you're delicious looking nonetheless. He eyes your glistening, dripping slit. As bad as he wants to force his tomgue deep inside you, instead he presses a firm kiss to the hood of your clit. You jolt, trying to back away or pull him closer, he can't tell.
Simon follows your movement. He mouths hungrily at your clit, flattens his tongue and practically drools against it. He laps at you with a muted fervor. He doesn't want to hurt you. He can tell you're sensitive. It must've been awhile since the last time you'd had a man willingly do this for you. A damn shame.
Your shaky little moans are like music to Simon's ears. He follows them like a map. He circles your clit, traces the entrance of your hood, even dips lower to tease the sides of your inner lips. You seem to like that alot based on the sounds you make. He sucks on your inner wings and you squeal, thighs wrapping hard around the sides of his head. He does it again and and again until you're hiccuping in delight. Your slick drips down his chin and throat. You're such a good girl for him.
Simon knows he's going to make you cum, it's just a matter of time and technique. He has both on his side. He uses his other hand to pet at your entrance. He tries to commit your anatomy to memory, and so he takes his time dipping the pads of his fingers against your fluttering slit. Despite it obviously having been awhile, your cunt holds no resistance. In fact, it practically swallows up the tip of his middle finger. Fuck yeah, that's what he likes to see.
With measured ease, Simon slips his whole finger inwards and upwards inside of you. You keen and gasp and he can feel your insides twitching. You're tight. So tight he can feel his finger already starting to cramp up from the resistance.
If he's going to fuck you right he's still got some work to do.
#call of duty#mw2#cod imagines#mw2 headcanons#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#simon riley x reader#this was such a drabble#like i knew what i wanted to do with it and then it ended up just being old man simon oral sex#oh well i dont think anyones gonna really complain lol
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This is a semi spinoff of this post, but really its own thought.
When a job pays less than a living wage, it generally attracts one of two types of employees:
Desperate people (usually poor and/or otherwise marginalized or with barriers to employment), who will take any job, no matter how bad, because they need the money, or
Independently wealthy people (usually well-off retirees, students being supported by their families, or women with well-off husbands*), who don't care about the pay scale because they don't need the money anyway.**
And sometimes, organizations will intentionally keep a job low-paying or non-paying with the deliberate intent of narrowing their pool to that second category.
People sometimes bring this up when discussing the salaries of elected officials -- yes, most politicians are paid more than most "regular people," but they're not paid enough to sustain the expensive lifestyle politicians have to maintain, and that's on purpose. It's not an oversight, and it's not primarily about cost-cutting. It's a deliberate barrier to ensure that only rich people can run for office.
The same is true, albeit to less severe effect, of unpaid internships -- the benefit of "hiring" an unpaid intern isn't (just) that you don't have to pay them; it's also that you can ensure that all your workers are rich, or at least middle-class.
When nonprofits brag about how little of their budget goes to "overhead" and "salaries", as if those terms were synonymous with "waste," what they're really saying is "All our employees are financially comfortable enough that they don't worry about being underpaid. Our staff has no socioeconomic diversity, and probably very little ethnic or cultural diversity." ***
This isn't a secret. I'm not blowing anything wide open here. People very openly admit that they think underpaid workers are better, because they're "not in it for the money." This is frequently cited as a reason, for example, that private school teachers are "better" than public school teachers -- they're paid less, so they're not "in it for the money," so they must be working out of the goodness of their hearts. I keep seeing these cursed ads for a pet-sitting service where the petsitters aren't paid, which is a selling point, because they're "not in it for the money."
"In it for the money" is the worst thing a worker could be, of course. Heaven forbid they be so greedy and entitled and selfish as to expect their full-time labor to enable them to pay for basic living expenses. I get this all the time as a public library worker, when I point out how underfunded and underpaid we are. "But... you're not doing it for the money, right?" And I'm supposed to laugh and say "No, no, I'd do it for free, of course!"
Except, see, I have these pesky little human needs, like food. And I can't get a cart full of groceries and explain to the cashier that I don't have any money, but I have just so much job satisfaction!
And it's gendered, of course it's gendered. The subtext of "But you're not doing it for the money, of course" is "But how much pin money do you really need, little lady? Doesn't your husband give you a proper allowance?"
Conceptually, it's just an extension of the upper-class cultural norm that "polite" (rich) people "don't talk about money" (because if you have to think about how much money you have or how much you need, you're insufficiently rich).
*Gendered language very much intentional.
**Disabled people are more likely to be in the first category (most disabled people are poor, and being disabled is expensive), but are usually talked about as if they're in the second category. We're told that disabled people sorting clothing for $1.03 an hour are "So happy to be here" and "Just want to be included," and it's not like they need the money, since, as we all know, disability benefits are ample and generous [heavy sarcasm].
***Unless, of course, they're a nonprofit whose "mission" involves "job placement," in which case what they're saying is "We exploit the poor and desperate people we're purporting to help." Either way, "We pay our employees like crap" is nothing to brag about.
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#how he managed to pull off that lavender suit is beyond me though (ha ha—literally right? 🤣)#I mean it wouldn’t be the first time he pulled off the impossible (clothes-wise)—but this is something too#it’s such an awful fabric *and* color—I mean I wouldn’t touch that fabric or color w/a ten-foot pole#(I think that was kind of the statement there)#yet he somehow looked great in it 🤷🏻♀️#I don’t know how he does it—but he sure can sell you some clothes 😆#(which will then be stuck in the back of your closet forever)
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