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dogma moments: the angels smoke weed
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great news-- old man tits!
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WEELL. WORK HAS ME ESPECIALLY BROKEN THE FUCK DOWN LATELY
TIME TO REOPEN BTD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE. 5 MONTHS. RIRE WILL NEVER LEAVE MY MIND BUT I NEED A DIRECT INJECTION AT THIS MOMENT
i will also be soaking in epsom salt and smoking my cock off thc style
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Loki really is an overly puffy pigeon of an angel. fucker is so proud and full of himself. brother struts and smirks and thinks he's such hot shit 24/7
#barking and foaming at the mouth#dogma 1999#also he kills someone that disowned their gay son. also people making out really loudly on a bus (because they were cheaters technically)#i love his little thing about krush groove being better than E.T. never back down baby
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i got Webfishing because im Lonely,
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made it to the road and stood there for like 5 minutes watching cars before being overwhelmed. coldnt . even. fucking. make it across. the fucking s.treet
#barking and foaming at the mouth#well another day off sitting at home doing nothing looking at nothing#no wonder you only have like 2 friends you dont leave the house you dont talk to anybody#having the kind of day i can really see myself rotting alone in like 30 years like just festering on a couch and nobdy even knows#bro cant even make it to the store for fucking food. god fucking damn
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please i just want gaeme
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i bought like 4 resident evil games the other day who's ready to see me blow a fucking gasket because my shit ass computer is NOTTTTTTTTTTT going to run Village. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FANTASTY THOUGH, A COMPUTER THAT RUNS GAMES
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update
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i love bath now that i figured out how i like it. im a bath truther now. big bath fucking got me
#barking and foaming at the mouth#AND NOW THAT IM THIS PERSON APPARENTLY#I WAS LOOKING AT LIKE. LUSH STUFF LIKE THE JELLY SHIT AND THE FIZZING SHIT AND TH E SCRUBS#it's a good thing it's rent week and i am down to 3 dollars til friday because i could blow some fucking money shopping stupid shit for bat
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kiss my grits. smell my ass
#barking and foaming at the mouth#i cannot stop saying this irl. It's so hard being the most grating and annoying man in america. BUT I STAY WORKING#like i already say kiss my grits and then i was like huh. youu remember that episode of american dad when the antichrist says something lik#!LATER WORLD! SMELL MY ASS#and i dont know why i combined it. i have no idea why. everyone hates that i say it and as long as they hate it i will continue to say it#my mother WEEPING because i won't stop saying ! smell my ass !
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okay it's up to 70-something in the sun. this is acceptable
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dogma moments: an angel sitting in a business meeting, carving a figure out of a raw onion
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dogma moments: an old man getting beat into a coma by street-hockey teens
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sometimes you cry on the toilet after work
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got 2 blood blisters putting up the hurricane shutters fuck my ass
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