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thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall
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some idiot: im hetrosexual which means i only get aroused by members of the opposite sex
me a genius: ive conditioned myself to go into heat whenever i shoplift to enhance my operational awareness
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Hairy pie-dish beetle, Helea perforata, Tenebrionidae (darkling beetles)
Found in Western Australia
Photos 1-3 by jmwatson and 4 (for scale) by cal-wood
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flintock rifle with a twisted barrel and heart shaped bore (1765)
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I love being ugly as fuck and into music
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shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body
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'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper
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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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