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THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

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i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like

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You can’t get 5 followers without making some enemies

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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human

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couldn't be me

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walter white wouldnt have killed all those people if he had decided to just put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen to raise the money instead of making meth

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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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I love rocks that look extremely like someone just tested the demon blade on them

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Me flirting: do you have any pills I can take