#LIKE HOW THEY HAVE SUPERHERO/GAME THEMED BOXERS
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you can tell when allergy season hits and i start taking meds for it.
like jesus CHRIST. i WILL let loose the floodgates and my head doesn't do the articulating right and it comes out kind of screwy. like right now im like aaaaa i love postal 2 dude; his marriage with bitch is so sad :( i want to have an affair with him; i want to make a nest in his trailer to sleep in because i know he'd Get It
like even sober or whatever i was already working on my postal 2/paradise lost fellow to court Dude but oooughgohgou i had words and visuals then and now it's just weeping incomprehensibly into my hands because he's such a Regular Joe 'sits in a lawn chair outside the trailer wearing just some boxers he's worn 2 days straight' type fucker and that for some reason makes me SO fucking horny for him. seeing him eat lunch meat straight out of the bag at 2am would drive me over the edge i couldnt NOT fuck him. He's filthy, crude, and a walking tornado whether he intends to cause chaos or not. LET ME IN HIS PANTS
bitch didn't appreciate him smh. that 'can't perform in bed' line from her? girl what the fuck are you talking about? what are you TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!!?! I KNOW THIS GUY THROATS DICK, I KNOW HE FUCKS AND SUCKS AND EVEN IF HE'S BAD I WILL TAKE CONTROL, HOOW COULD YOU LET HIM SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS YOU *FOOL* FUCK YOUR ROCKY ROAD. SHOVE IT
#barking and foaming at the mouth#i should be able to afford the alien shirt soon >:) i just need 5 dollars and shipping and im fucking GETTING IT#ALSO I SAW THEY SELL SOCKS AND SHIT TOO... WHY NOT POSTAL BOXERS#LIKE HOW THEY HAVE SUPERHERO/GAME THEMED BOXERS#THE CHEESY AS FUCK ONES. YEAH. I WANT IT SO BAD#I WANT A FULL OUTFIT OF POSTAL MERCH AND YES IT ALL STAYS ON DURING SEX! esepcially the socks#i think my exact comment when i saw the socks was YEAH YOU KNOW WHO I WANT ON MY FEET? isn't that so funny?#having a guy's head on your socks? i fucking love it i unironically want to buy all the clothes i'll wear them to nothing
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A timeline in cuteness (My hero academia)
It had been a normal day at the local mall. Teenagers where loitering and hanging out, people where going and buying things they needed (and something that they didn't need) and Mothers were watching their young kids play in the play area while sipping coffee and shooting the shit.It was then that something that would make the rounds on YouTube, and go down in legends of the mall happened.A young Blond man, red faced, a red haired guy, holding his hand and leading the way.. And the red head was carrying a large white diaper bag and the blond was dressed like a toddler.blue denim jean short all's with a light yellow t-shirt on under, though some mothers seeing it and noting the budge in the butt and crotch area assumed (and they would be right) that it was more of a onesie/diaper shirt deal going on. White socks that poked out of power ranger themed light up sneakers finished the look, save for a black and red pacifier that was clipped to the blond's shirt, the clip colored and decorated to look like a little shark.They were heading towards the new photo studio in the mall, Perfect Memories, Clearly going to get some 'baby pictures' done.The little adventure had started in a way 19 months earlier, when Katsuki Bakugo and Ejiro Kirishima had decided to spice up their relationship. Katsuki despite his brash and vulgar attuide was a natural submissive, while Ejiro was a natural dominant.They had been pushing limits and testing things out.Katsuki loved being spanked though Ejiro preferred it be saved for just punishments, and Ejiro wanted to baby Katsuki which the blond had shot down hard.They had both comprised to try a extended chastity play, and while Ejiro could end it at any given time, Katsuki had made a video agreement to wear the tight pink device for as long as master wanted him to. That was Katsuki's mistake, he had assumed it would just be for a month tops, but instead found himself on his knees and pleasuring daddy while leaking.At the 5 month mark Katsuki, despite saying he'd never whine or beg, had broken down pleading and begging for a release. Ejiro had just smirked and started to lay out the terms.If widdle Katsuki wanted a nice deep prostate massage, he'd have to start wearing dino themed training undies, 24/7, no exceptions. that could earn a hour a week with Mr.buzz in his boy pussy. If he wanted daddy to give him a good and proper fucking, but with the cage still on, he'd have to wear and use a diaper, and use it fully.And if he wanted the cage off all together, at least for a hour or so, well, he'd have to REALLY earn that, via letting daddy dress him like the oversized toddler Ejiro knew he was, and let daddy get some baby pictures at a professional studio.Naturally Katsuki had told him where to go and how to get there, and held out for anther month before surrendering every pair of his boxers and getting 12 pairs of training undies with thick padding in the front and back while looking like a pair of briefs, and could be washed. So once a week after that Katsuki would spend a hour in a stockade, in just his training undies and a vibe (Mr. Buzz) in nice and deep as the poor submissive made good use of the padding in his undies.he couldn't cum though, all he did was leak and drip into the undies, but it at least helped with his swollen balls. Katsuki swore though that was as far as he was willing to go with it, till he walked in one day at the 8 month mark, after work and found his boyfriend and daddy dom making out with Izuku."oh hey sweetie, you know remember Izuku right? I ran into him the other day at the market." Ejiro asked, smirking as Katsuki just stood there in shock."I..I..""oh Heyyy Katsuki~ your 'daddy' has been telling me alll about the fun games you two have been playing, and showed me your cute widdle undies." Izuku said, smirking and winking. "Izuku here actually went on and became a full on superhero after school, unlike you and me, and I've been listening to his stories about what a big strong man he is and well, I hope you don't mind sweetheart but I DO have needs.and since your cute widdle dicky couldn't even do it for me before being locked up..." Ejiro trailed off and shrugged.Izuku smirked and then cupped the redhead's chin, and pulled him in for a nice long kiss, looking at Katsuki the whole time.Breaking the kiss off, Izuku stood up from the couch and tugged Ejiro to his feet."Katsuki, would you be a good boy and start making something for supper? I have a feel your daddy is gonna be VERY hungry when I'm done with him. But you don't have to rush, it'll be at LEAST a hour." Izuku said, a smirk on his face."I..But..I..""Sweetie listen to Izuku please. there's a extra half hour of Mr. Buzz time in it for you." Ejiro said and blushed.he looked like a fucking school girl about to get fucked for the first time!"I...Yes daddy." Katsuki had said, then turned to go to the kitchen, face burning and leaking big time."Good boy~" Izuku said.After Izuku had supper with them (going as far as to cut up Katsuki's food for him) Katsuki was too horny to think strait. he wanted a ass fucking like he'd heard Ejiro getting and knew HOW to get it."I..uh..Daddy..""Look Katsuki, I know that caught you by surprise, and we hadn't talked about cucking really, it was a spur of the moment thing an-" Ejiro had started to said, rubbing the back of his head but then he was cut off by Katsuki."Where are the fucking diapers!? I need dick bad So I'll fucking load one up if you promise to fuck me like fucking Deku fucked you!" The blond whined."Heh..I see~ well first of all, Never call him Deku again. it's Izuku or Mr. Midoriya from now on. Secondly, I have them under the bed, so go and get one little guy." Ejiro said, then added. "But first, come give daddy a kiss on the cheek~"Katsuki nodded and had given his boyfriend the kiss, and it just felt so totally different from the hungry lip mashing that Izuku and Ejiro had done in front of him, it was more like a little boy kissing his parents goodnight.Sadly for Katsuki, after being taped in the thick puffy diaper, and waddling around in a t-shirt and the diaper so daddy could keep giving him bum checks, he hadn't been able to go uh-oh before bed.He'd just given daddy his good night blowjob, then crawled into bed and nuzzled him. Crinkling and squirming all night long and soaking the diaper over and over.It would take until the next morning, while Ejiro was getting dressed for his job for Katsuki to finally fill the seat of his diapers and he'd hated every second of it, but had been grinning and excited because it meant getting fucked.Only for daddy to tell him they didn't have time before he was due into work, and Katsuki would have to wait.Being told that he could get back into his dino undies, and being promised a nice and hard fucking after work, Ejiro had to rush out the door after kissing Katsuki's forehead, and telling him not to stay in his stinky diaper too long.10 seconds after their door closed, Katsuki had a cry baby fit that the whole block heard.Daddy had kept his word, even if he was less then impressed Katsuki hadn't taken the trash out after changing, and their apartment was semi filled with the boys stink. Katsuki saved himself a time out punishment when it turned out he had gone nose deaf to his own stink and blushed when daddy pointed it out.Sadly for the blond, even with the brutal prostate pounding he took from daddies cock, it still wasn't enough for a full on mind blowing orgasm and he was left whimpering and trying to beg for more as daddy pulled out."Sorry buddy, you know you have to earn them" Ejiro had said, and nodded to the pack of diapers. "Do you want daddy to diaper you again?""..Is..is Mr. Midoriya coming over today?" Katsuki asked, poking his fingers together, apparently not even realizing he hadn't even used Izuku's first name."Do you WANT him to come over?" Ejiro asked. "N-Not if I'm gonna be in a diapie.." again the well fucked boy was using terms and not even seeming to notice, and fuck if it didn't make Ejiro wanna just slid back in the boys destroyed hole."Well then no, he's not coming over. Lift your bum up for daddy~" Ejiro said, reaching for a new diaper.Katsuki naturally did as he was told.After that Diapers became a more and more regular thing around the house, though Katsuki made Ejiro promise NOT to tell Izuku about them and refused to wear when the bigger and stronger boy was over. Katsuki started learning how to cook all of Izuku's favorite meals for when he'd come over and was rewarded with getting to watch daddy and his boyfriend fuck.that was what Izuku started to called himself, Ejiro's boyfriend. Katsuki had gone to argue HE was daddies boyfriend and was met with chuckles and told he was too cute, and gotten a head pat. It was a year after first being locked in diapers, when Ejiro decided it was time for Katsuki to just wear his diapers full time around the house, though he could keep the dino undies for when he had to work. The blond had fought tooth and nail, trying to argue he didn't wanna wear all the time but.."Sweetie, lets be honest here, when's the last time you used the potty that Izuku wasn't over?" Ejiro asked."I..uh.." and Katsuki paused and thought about it, and as he did his cheeks turned crimson."Yeah, your basically wearing diapers ALL the time to get fucked anyways. I haven't even used Mr.buzz on you in a month." Ejiro pointed out. the realization that Katsuki had basically put himself in diapers if not 24/7, then 22/5 hit him like a ton of bricks and he started to tear up."Hey heyyy..It's OK sweetie. I think it's hella cute." Ejiro said and pulled the self trained diaper boy into his lap, kissing him on the cheek and cuddling him."I..But..If I wear all the time..Mr. Midoriya will-" Katsuki tried to argue, slipping into his baby tone of voice and fighting the urge to suck his thumb."oh Sweetheart.. You think he doesn't know you wear anyways? And before you have a fit, it's kinda hard to hit the poopie diaper smell from your bedroom."His bedroom. that was anther low point. With Izuku spending more and more nights over, Katsuki had been sleeping out on the couch till Ejiro and Izuku had surprised him by turning a storage room in the apartment into a mini bedroom. there was a bed, a waste basket, a night table and a lamp, and while cramped it worked."B-But if he knows.." Katsuki whined."then there's no reason for you NOT to wear. and uh..He's actually a little annoyed with me that I won't take pictures for him to see how cute you are in them. he's the one who got that current pack for you with the teddy bears." Ejiro said sheepishly, in truth the main reason he had been pushing for 24/7 wear was so Izuku would start fucking him hard again, instead of half assing it.He'd become a master of using his dick to get what he wanted."H-he did that?" Katsuki asked, feeling even more shame, though a small smile was on his face.the teddy bear diapers actually felt nicer and help up better then the drug store diapers they'd been using before, and while he still wasn't a fan of messing himself Katsuki liked how much more he could wet these, and rub the warm front against his cage."Yeah, said he wanted his darling little cuck to look adorable." Ejiro said and kissed the big babies cheek. "plus these hold up better for your naughty rub's." he added winking.Katsuki lost the battle not to suck on his thumb at that point, and Ejiro just kept giving him cuddles.When Izuku (or Mr.Midoriya as Katsuki addressed him as) came over that night, he was delighted when Katsuki opened the door, wearing a baby blue t-shirt that read 'Good boy in training ' and his teddy bear pampers."well now, don't YOU look cute~" Izuku said and patted Katsuki on the head with his free hand, having a shopping bag in the other."Yes sir Mr.Midoriya." Katsuki said, and despite the pouty tone, Izuku noticed the boy couldn't help but smile from the head pats.Katsuki stepped out of the way and Izuku walked in, seeing Ejiro at the kitchen table and working on some papers from work, te red head was a legal aid."I see your talk with our little guy went over well." he said, walking over and setting his bag on the table, and leaning down to kiss Ejiro."mmmhhmm~ Indeed. I just need five more minutes to finish this up though. you staying the night?""Of course. And something smells VERY good, what are you making us little guy?""Oh! I'm making your favorite Mr. Midoriya, Katsudon!" Katsuki beamed."oh my, somebodies spoiling me..and Katsuki buddy, I think we can drop the Mr. Midoriya thing. from now on just call me papa ok?" Izuku asked and smirked.Katsuki blushed badly, but meekly nodded. The blond waddled into the kitchen to check on supper and Izuku took a seat."He's really just too damn cute." Izuku said and took a seat next to his boyfriend."he really is. what's in the bag?" Ejiro asked, rushing to finish his paper work while also trying not to made a mistake."oh, that's a little something for after supper. I wanted to get a little something for both my boys." Izuku said and winked."..See now I wanna peek and see what it is." Ejiro said and smirked."Mmmhmm..and which one of you two is the toddler again?" After a big meal, the three were seated in the living room, Ejiro and Izuku on the couch and Katsuki on a blanket on the floor, though instead of facing the TV like normal he was turned towards them."so who wants their present first?" Izuku asked, and gave a semi warning look to Ejiro as the red head went to raise his hand. Smoothly the red head just kept his arm going and pout it around Izuku's shoulders."well I think after being such a good boy, Katsuki should go first." Ejiro said.Not even Katsuki was fooled and just giggled a little, though he covered his mouth."Very smooth." Izuku teased and then reached into the bag, pulling out a box wrapped in teddy bear wrapping paper. Here you go little guy, I hope this will help with your 'good boy training' though if you ask me, you're already one~"Katsuki grinned, reaching and taking the box and then like a little kid, eagerly ripped at the wrapping paper and opened the box.and froze and looked up, face going super red."Sooo what is it little guy?" Ejiro asked."I..I.." Katsuki whined and then held up a large cockfier. the mouth guard was a light baby blue, and the cock shaped nipple was a good 5 inches and VERY thick and VERY life like."I heard about how much you've been on your thumb and well, Little boys have dirty hands. From now on when you wanna suck on something, you can suck on that." Izuku said with a chuckle. "what do you think? It cost a pretty penny but I think your worth it~"Katsuki hadn't been able to say anything, and was just staring at the cockfier and while he looked horrible embarrassed, he was also licking his lips."Katsuki, Papa gave you a very nice present. what do we say?" Ejiro asked."it's ok, I know he's just a little touge tied. you can thank me latter buddy. go ahead and try it out." Katsuki nodded, and started to raise the fat nipple to his lips, but then paused."uh... Thank you papa." he lisped out, having gone full baby tone again.then as daddy and papa watched, the big baby suckled on his cockfier and closed his eyes, rocking back and forth and his fingers wiggling."heh.. Guess I should give him his other present." Izuku said and reached in the bag again and pulled out a teddy bear that been custom made, and was wearing Izuku's hero costume.He leaned forward and handed it to the good boy in training and both daddies chuckled as Katsuki snatched it and hugged it to his chest.The big baby had honestly zoned out after that, and while he did open his eyes after a few, he more just turned and watched cartoon on the TV, having wet his diaper and gave himself naughty rubs with one hand, while hugging super teddy with the other.Between the sounds from the TV, and the sucking of his sucking, he could barely hear daddy and papa making out on the couch behind him, though he heard the unzipping of pants.He might a been willing to give up the riveting plot going on with paw patrol to watch that, but Papa told him to be a good boy and keep his back to them. Katsuki wasn't that shocked when a mere month later Izuku moved into the apartment, making it clear that his former sometimes nursery was now his permanent room.there was talk of getting a bigger apartment though, or maybe even renting a house since well, some of the neighbors were starting to complain about the smells coming from the apartment.it was a month or so after THAT that they had found a nice little house, it was only one story but it had enough rooms for Katsuki to have a proper nursery and, and this was the big selling point for Ejiro and Izuku: A yard for widdle Katsuki to go out and play.it was true that following his gift of a teddy bear, Katsuki had maybe started to collect some other toys, ranging from stuffies to action figures and even a few tub toys (he wasn't allowed to take a shower anymore, that was a adult privilege) But that didn't mean he liked the toy of being in the front yard in the double diapers he wore as a standard these days.It wasn't even for his humiliation or a decision that Izuku or Ejiro had made for kink reasons, it was more once Katsuki had given up on the possibly of using the potty his bowels and bladder had seemed to go into overdrive and even with his teddy bear diapies, he was leaking a lot more often.One small part of annoyance for poor widdle Katsuki in this adjustment was even though he was going poopie in his diapers like a champ, and wetting them, Daddy dialed back his butt fucking to just a mere 3 times a week.Though when he'd gone to have a fit over it papa had tugged him over his lap and well, given Katsuki something to cry about.Standing in the corner with a bar of soap in his mouth and his toasted buns on display while listening to daddy and papa make out, really hadn't helped the poor turned little when it came to the need he was experiencing.it had also shown him that despite his love of spankings, Papa could still make it a punishment.Come moving day Katsuki was a good little helper, wearing his good boy in training t-shirt and a pair of shorts over his diapers. they had even gone all out and gotten extra stuff unknown to the little guy, so when he carried the first box of his stuff he was greeted with the site of a crib and a changing table in his room, and turned around to see a smirking Daddy and papa."I..but..I wanted a big boy bed!" he squeaked out."And I wanna make sure you stay in bed in the morning till we're ready for you." Papa replied."Don't worry sweetie, we'll have a baby monitor on and we'll know if you need us." Daddy added."Now what do you say?" Papa asked."...Fank ku."Life in their new neighborhood wasn't exactly easy on little Katsuki. For one it didn't take long for the other ids on the block to figure out he was the source of any stinky smells.aside from making use of his toys or swimming in the pool his daddies had set up in the backyard, Katsuki was mostly ignored by the older kids he wanted to play with, and in a weird way had started to look up to, being semi jealous of their boxers and being potty trained.that left the older and younger -ick- girls who loved to play house with him/tease him like crazy and of course play dates with the younger boys.He thought it was weird just how many little kids who were potty training came over to play with him, till he overheard one dad asking his son if he wanted to end up a oversized baby just like Katsuki.when Katsuki went to whine about this to Ejiro, it turned out that they were providing a service for a modest little fee to help scare kids into potty training."and since you got fired from your job after pooping your diapers and crying for daddy, we can use the income." Daddy added.more time flew by and it wasn't long before a wedding was in the works. Daddy and papa had fallen hard for each other and while it hurt that Ejiro had dumped him as a boyfriend, at this point Katsuki could hardly think of himself as a man.17 months in and his butt fucking's had dropped off to a once a month affair and Katsuki couldn't even tell when he was wet anymore. it was only the tell tale sign that let him know when he was poopie.Still with a wedding date set and coming up fast, it was Katsuki who struggled to think of a good wedding present for his daddies, though the nature of his current lifestyle meant he'd have to have one of them help him get the gift.Little Katsuki wasn't trusted with anymore then 10 dollars at a time, his weekly allowance, since he started to be really bad at losing his money while playing or older kids bullying him for it.Though the last time a 14 year old had tried that, he'd found himself facing the wrath of Izuku in full costume. Still as Katsuki laid on his tummy in the living room, sucking on a paci (his normal one, he out got the one that Papa had given him at bed time or during his monthly pounding) and using his crayons to fill in a coloring book, he thought long and hard about what to do.he was in Short or overall's with a diaper shirt most f the time now, just to help with the diaper sag and it helped keep some of the meaner kids from panting him when he came out to play, and he was kicking his sock covered feet.Daddy was on the couch, working on a laptop having managed to set up his job so he could work from home and gave him a look ever now and then, before finally closing the laptop."alright, I can smell the burning from here. what are you thinking about?" Daddy teased.Katsuki huffed at that, he had apparently gotten slightly dimmer and daddy and papa liked to tease when he thought too hard they could smell burning.He started to explain what he wanted to try and do, get a present for them but Ejiro just smirked and taped his own mouth.Katsuki was confused for a second, then realized he hadn't taken his paci out and blushed and tugged it free."Wanna try that again sweetie?" the red head asked."I wanna git you and papa something fer the wedding." Katsuki said, he always talked super babyishly for a few after taking out a paci or being bottle fed."Oh? Buddy we told you, just you being our ring boy is enough." "Nooo I hafa git you presents!" Katsuki whined."Heh, you make us LOTS of 'presents' so again yo-" Ejiro started."NOT THAT KIND! Look, I wanna do SOMETHING.. but I uh.. Need help." Katsuki said, and rubbed the back of his head."Setting it up, or paying for it?" Ejiro asked, realizing there wasn't gonna be any peace in the house till he agreed."Um.. Both. and uh.. Ok. this ISN'T just so i can go goo goo gaga..though that'll be nice.." Katsuki gulped a little, even as Daddy grinned.he knew what Katsuki was about to say."W-what if we got some professorial pictures done for you and papa? with um.. me in diapies?" Katsuki said, poking his fingers together."I think that would be VERY nice. and don't worry, you'll get to make lots of 'goo goo gaga's'" Daddy said and help out his arms.Katsuki giggled and crawled over (it was just faster) and snuggled into daddies arms.Finding a place willing to take the pictures had turned out to be trickier then expected, and it had taken the new studio opening up and being desperate for customers for it to work at all.But now, 18 months after first being locked up, Katsuki was ready to show what a good little guy he'd become.The staff were nice as they came in, and Daddy took care of most of the details while Katsuki talked with the young guy taking the pictures.He was interested in hearing about the family dynamic of the trio and gave LOTS of head pats to Katsuki so that when daddy was done and they were ready to start, he was totally relaxed.Maybe a bit TOO relaxed as before Katsuki could get into the first pose, he found himself popping a squat and starting to unload into the seat of his diapies.The photographer smirked, and took a few pictures while others were less then..pleased was the big baby fudged his huggies and a less then fresh smell filled the place."it's not so bad, I once shared a 1 bedroom apartment with four guys." the photographer commented."Oh yeah, we tried to avoid the cabbage baby food today just in case." Ejiro said."Smart."As the big baby finished destroying his diapers, he was blushing badly. he'd been planning on just being a widdle cutie, not having a mushy booty."Katsuki, whats wrong?" Ejiro called over, and nudged for the photographer to get ready to take a picture.Katsuki looked over his shoulder, holding his nose and pointed with a finger to his drooping diaper butt."I went boom boom!" he whined, as the picture was taken."you sure did. but it's OK. we all know your just a big baby. you're gonna look SO cute." Ejiro called over. "Why don't you do the other pose you were gonna do for the pictures buddy?""I..I uh.. guess." Katsuki said.making sure he was well balanced, he bent over and braced himself with his hands on the floor, but peeked though his legs to look at daddy and the nice picture man, and flashed them a smile as his picture was snapped."oh! hang on!" He called and then fumbled with his paci, getting it in his mouth and waited for a second flash of the camera."VERY cute little man~" Daddy called over and Katsuki giggled then rolled over, squishing his diaper and making the smell get worse."Um..Um..I'm sorry..but can you change him?" One young lady asked, her eyes watering and she looked like she was fighting the urge to run away.Ejiro chuckled and nodded, even as Katsuki, having missed her request had moved onto the next pose and was On his back, hold his legs up and looking up for the next picture.which of course was taken."Ok buddy, little time out for a diapie change.""what, already?" Katsuki asked, raising a eyebrow. normally he's sit in his own soft serve for like, at least a good 20 minutes."Yeah, your a bit much for the staff to handle buddy." Ejiro said and winked."Hehehe Fear my all powerful STINK BUTT!" Katsuki giggled and clapped, which of course, picture taken.The big baby got up so daddy could undo the button on his short all's and then before laying down, and with the crotch snap of his onesie undone he turned around before sitting down."h! oh! look! Papa got me a new onesie and it's got a skunk on it cuz I'm a widdle stinker!" he said proudly.and you guessed it, picture taken.getting the poopie boy on his back, Ejiro opened up the diapers the diapers and one staffer ran out of the shop."it's actually not that bad." Ejiro commented. "you should of seen him after chilli cheese dog night."the staffers who were braving the smell chuckled at that, and Katsuki sucked on his paci and played with super teddy, which had been brought along just for this.the little guy got some chuckles as his cock lock was seen but thought they were giggling at him playing with super teddy so he hammed it it, grinning big time.Sadly no picture was taken THAT time since the studio was license for porn. As the diaper change was wrapping up, Katsuki was turned on his tummy so that Ejiro could sprinkled baby powder on his butt to help with a rash Katsuki had been starting to get. "Ok buddy we're almost done he-" Ejiro started to say when Katsuki let out a squeaky fart that sent a cloud of baby powder up in the air, and well, since his fronts had been covered the photographer had been going for a picture and manged to catch the moment on camera.After getting his diaper changed and getting redressed, Katsuki was a good little helper and carried his poopie diaper to the trash for daddy and then posed for a few more pictures.they then went to the food court for a little snack while the pictures were developed, going to the McDonald's and of course Katsuki got a happy meal.He was playing with the toy race car he'd gotten as the came back into the studio."well I have to say, this was the most interesting and adorable photo shoot I've even done." the photographer said and chuckle, handing over the book with the pictures in it to Ejiro.or at least that was the plan. what happened instead was Katsuki took it and started to flip though it, having stuffed the car in the diaper bag and giggled lots."Oh yeah! dis is good! great job!" Katsuki praised.Ejiro just smirked and rolled his eyes, and paid for the pictures as Katsuki hugged the album to his chest."So, If I need anymore pictures taken, can I come back?" Katsuki asked.Half the staff paled at that thought but the photographer, who was also the owner just smirked."Of course little guy." He said and ruffled Katsuki's hair.As the pair waled (well waddled in Katsuki's case) out of the mall Katsuki kept hugging the album to his chest.He really was lucky. some would argued he was semi tricked or forced into life as a little diaper boy, but honestly with how easily it had all happened, Katsuki himself had to admit deep down he had always been a little.'I'm a super lucky little guy to have two awesome daddies.' he mentally gushed and nuzzled into daddy.The end
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Jupiter’s Legacy: Choreographing Superheroic Stunts
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Stunt teams are some of the hardest working people in the industry. They literally put their lives on the line just to entertain us and yet there’s so little acknowledgement of their contributions. There is no Oscar for stunt work, but there should be. Netflix’s adaptation of Jupiter’s Legacy has secured one of the industry’s hottest stunt choreographers, one who is no stranger to superhero action, Philip J. Silvera.
If you’ve read Jupiter’s Legacy already, you know Frank Quitely’s artwork leaps off the page, splattered with intense moments of sanguineous bloodshed. Quitely’s graphic style is a perfect fit for Silvera, who says he’s always been inspired by the visceral violence of films like Goodfellas and The Godfather Part II.
“My action in the past has always had a bit of a lead pipe brutality to it,” confesses Silvera with a grin. Who better to choreograph the huge superhero brawls of Jupiter’s Legacy?
School of Hard Knocks
Stunt work has always been Silvera’s destiny. “I always wanted to do stunts, since I was a kid.” Silvera’s father was a boxer who was just about to go pro, but his fortune took a bad turn after he broke his arm and leg. Nevertheless, Philip inherited his father’s fighting spirit. After starting his martial arts training in Karate, Silvera switched over to a Shaolin-based system of Chinese Kung Fu, which he studied for about 20 years.
Silvera got his first break in 1997. He was competing in a martial arts tournament in New York City when he was approached to do an off-Broadway show called Voice of the Dragon: Once Upon a Time in Chinese America. It was a groundbreaking show from maverick playwright and noted jazz composer Fred Ho. Silvera describes it as “a bit of an urban Peking opera, really a martial arts ballet.” The show demanded he play a character, do martial arts, fight, fall, and flip on stage in front of a live audience.
As Silvera got deeper into the stunt world, his training diversified to accommodate a wider variety of roles. He studied Kali stick fighting and even trained with Cecep Arif Rahman (The Raid 2, John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum). Beyond his film work, Rahman is a genuine master of the Indonesian martial art called Pencak Silat. As a stunt coordinator, Silvera must keep pushing his training forward so he can meet the demands of his next project. “I just constantly want to keep learning different things and evolving.”
Silvera began officially working as a stuntman in movies and TV in 2005. You must work your way up to that director’s chair, and in the stunt industry, that means you’ve got to pay your dues and take a lot of hard knocks. By 2010, he got his first action and fight choreographer credit with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II. That was followed by several coordinator roles on more video games like DC Universe Online, Batman: Arkham City, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. After an uncredited role assisting with the fight choreography in Iron Man 3, he received his first credited movie fight choreographer role for Thor: The Dark World.
Changing the Game
However, it was his work on Netflix’s Daredevil that caught the attention of both action and superhero fans. Silvera served as the Fight and Stunt Coordinator for the first two seasons of the series, and for action connoisseurs, he built a choreographic trademark for the show: the one-take fight scene. In Daredevil’s second episode, Silvera orchestrated a showstopping one-take hallway slugfest and every fan of fight choreography took notice. That scene propelled action in streaming TV to the cinematic level of big screen fight choreography. “I think most people would be surprised to hear that we designed that one-shot sequence in Daredevil in a day and a half,” Silvera says.
Silvera followed up that hallway fight with a one-take stairwell scrap in season two (an episode directed by Marc Jobst, who also directed two episodes of Jupiter’s Legacy). Hallway and stairwell fights comprise two of the three most common settings for extended fight scenes (the third being warehouse fights – there’s an innumerable amount of these in actioners because it’s just easy and cheap to find warehouse locations). Hallways serve as a device to narrow the playing field when one person must take on several opponents. The width of the hallway restricts how many adversaries can come at the hero at a time. Silvera’s Daredevil hallway fight is held in the same esteem as the epic hallway fight in Chan-wook Park’s Oldboy and is considered by many to be the greatest TV fight scene to date.
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For Silvera to deliver such high-level fight choreography for the small screen was groundbreaking. Until the rise of streaming, most TV shows were more reserved with their action because it is a longer haul. A feature-length movie might contain half a dozen fight scenes, at best. An action TV series might stage that many fights in just two or three episodes, with plenty more over the course of the season. This takes an incredible toll on the stunt team, which is why many martial arts-themed TV series gas out before the season finale. This is what made Silvera’s work on Daredevil so revolutionary at the time. Now, a half decade later, many TV shows have upped their action game, but they owe a great debt to Silvera and his team. “I really enjoyed bringing Daredevil to life. Charlie Cox was amazing. That was a pleasure working with Steve DeKnight on that show.”
Since then, Silvera has tackled several super powered action icons for the silver screen, like Deadpool, Terminator: Dark Fate, and the Jaegers in Pacific Rim: Uprising. Silvera has fond memories of sitting down with director Tim Miller while working on Deadpool and Terminator: Dark Fate and setting the parameters of superpowers in combat. “It’s always that they’re really good at this, but what’s their weakness?” The audience will accept superpowers if the film stays consistent within its constructs. For Silvera, it’s about finding a new challenge in every sequence. “What I try and do is always make it super relative to the characters and then make it so that the audience can feel something when they watch it.”
Super Fights
Spanning eight episodes in Season 1, Jupiter’s Legacy allows Silvera the space to stretch his choreographic legs. “I believe the action on our show pushes the story and the characters forward, as much as it does on any of the other shows I’ve worked on in the past,” Silvera says. “And I’m super excited to see what fans think of the storytelling, the nonverbal storytelling, that happens within our action sequences.”
Non-verbal storytelling lies at the very heart of every action choreographer. The fight scenes are the climax of the story and that unspoken dialogue of conflict must rise to that or else an actioner will fail. “Nonverbal communication,” stresses Silvera, “like The Empire Strikes Back, the scene that happens between Luke and Vader.” His passion for the Star Wars franchise led him to direct “Star Wars: Scene 38 ReImagined.” It was a reworking of the first lightsaber battle we ever saw – Obi-Wan Kenobi versus Darth Vader. Silvera spliced together footage from Star Wars: A New Hope with new fight footage. Doubling for Obi-Wan was Dan Brown (Black Panther, Spider-Man: Far from Home). Vader was Richard Cetrone, who was Ben Affleck’s stunt double in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. “Both are seasoned stuntmen in this business and have been around for a while,” adds Silvera.
“Scene 38 ReImagined” was a huge success with over 33.5 million views on YouTube. “That was a bit of a test for myself, as a second unit director and a first unit director,” says Silvera. “I wanted to see if I could add the emotional content into a sequence, that you know the character’s full story from beginning to end.”
From Comics Panels to Movie Frames
Choreographing superheroes has its own unique rules. A still comic panel is one thing. Setting that action into motion is another thing altogether. While comics are akin to storyboarding, when it comes to fights, a few panels describe that action. It then becomes Silvera’s job to unravel that into a fight with a dozen or more beats.
One of his favorite examples for Jupiter’s Legacy is the “Hilltop” sequence. In the original comic, it’s a ferocious battle told over only four panels. Silvera saw that raw brutality and constantly built on that mindset with his choreography.
“Those four panels really set the tone of our show and you’ll see that in the first episode.” He’s especially proud of this Hilltop sequence, as well as many other favorites. Two more sequences that he mentions with special pride he dubs “Tokyo Alley” and “The Vault,” but Silvera won’t elaborate on those cryptic titles just yet. “I don’t want to give away too much.” Fans who’ve already read the comic can probably guess what he’s talking about. “It starts off big and it stays that way up to the very end.”
And for those fans familiar with Frank Quitely’s spectacular art, Silvera adds “We do our best to match those panels and the emotion that he puts into them. He really set the bar for us. And I think we met it.”
Superhero Boot Camp
As with many casts, most of the Jupiter’s Legacy actors have minimal background in martial arts or stunts. However, Silvera prefers it that way. “You get to figure out their characters and their movement in a different way.” He’d have ideas for them and then see something natural come out of their body language, which he would cultivate into something new and exciting.
The cast was put through vigorous training where Silvera says they all worked extremely hard. “Literally a month of bootcamp with the lead actors training every day with our fight team and fight coordinator.” The cast would come in and work on basic movements and fight drills. “And then they would ride the wire for hours because there’s a lot of flying in the show.”
As Supervising Stunt Coordinator, Silvera is quick to credit his fight and stunt rigging team. Micah Karns is the fight coordinator and Jayson Dumenigo is the 2nd Unit Stunt Coordinator and Key Rigger, a critical role for a flying superhero show. The threesome has worked together since Daredevil and teamed up again for several successive projects including Deadpool, Terminator, Pacific Rim, and Love, Death & Robots.
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“We have such a tight workflow at this point, from the years of us working together, that we know how to expedite things,” Silvera says. “We know how to keep up the pace. And we’re definitely doing seven days a week on this show.” The stunt team worked hand-in-hand with the cast for months to achieve the action that they wanted. “I’m super excited to see them and what they did come together on screen.”
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Angel in the Graveyard
In New Orleans, there have been two attacks on college kids. Unexplained deaths, talks of statues coming to life, survivors who are unable to leave their homes, and medical staff and police who are beyond stumped... must be an X-File.
This is the first case fic I’ve ever written and I had a lot of fun with it. I hope you enjoy it! Written for @tinglingworld for the Case File Fanfic Exchange.
Chapter One
1/9
Vacherie, Louisiana
October 31, 2017
The music was loud as the car pulled up to the old, abandoned and rundown church, low lights set up in the broken windows. Someone walked in front of the headlights, a black cape billowing behind them.
“God, I’m so ready for this party, y’all,” Arielle said, adjusting her top, reaching in and lifting her breasts and looking down at her cleavage. “So glad I bought this bra. It makes my breasts look amazing.”
“Yeah, it really does, Arielle. Damn girl, how did I not notice that?” Farrah asked, turning off the car and looking at Arielle. “What kind of bra is that? I should have had you get me one.” She looked down at her own chest, finding it looking rather flat compared to the plumpy cleavage Arielle had going on.
“Oh stop, Farrah. You have those fantastically big boobs that don’t need any enhancement. Mine are small and need the extra help,” Arielle said, rolling her eyes as she pulled down the passenger visor and opened the mirror. She took out her lipstick and started applying it. “You want to borrow?”
“I will,” Desiree said from the backseat, leaning forward and taking it. “This is a great color. You always find the best things, Arielle.”
“Half price too, or I wouldn’t have bought it. Never pay full price, ladies.” They all laughed, fixed their hair and costumes, then grabbed their flashlights, before stepping out of the car.
“I hope Davis has a super sexy costume on, maybe a sexy fireman, or something that requires no shirt to go with it,” Arielle said.
“Like an underwear model?” Farrah teased, as they walked carefully down the old broken pathway, their high heels clicking loudly.
“Mmm, yeah. Some short boxer briefs would be more than acceptable.” Arielle nodded, shaking back her long dark hair.
“I bet it would,” Desiree laughed, pulling her long blond Elsa braid over her shoulder, then tugging down the short sparkly blue dress she had made. “God, I think I got the measurements wrong. This dress keeps hiking up.”
“Hope you’re wearing underwear,” Arielle teased and Desiree just shrugged. “Girl…” They all laughed and walked in through the doorway of the church, the front door long gone, and entered a room full of people.
Walking further into the room, they saw many of their friends, all of them in Halloween costumes; though most of the girls were simply scantily dressed. They waved to the DJ, who pointed to his left and they nodded, the music too loud to speak as they continued walking through the church.
Walking into what used to be a small kitchen, they found bottles of alcohol sitting on an old dirty counter, along with Halloween themed bowls of snacks- chips and pretzels mostly. As the church had no power, and the DJ system ran off of a generator, all the rooms were lit by camping lanterns placed around the room to fill it with light.
In the middle of a counter sat a smoking black cauldron full of dry ice. Around it sat numerous bottles of alcohol and plastic black and orange cups. They reached for their bottle of choice and grabbed a cup.
“Boo!” Yelled a voice and all of the girls screamed, dropping their cups to the floor. Turning around, they found Davis, taking off the half mask he wore as he laughed.
“Ass!!” Arielle yelled, smacking at him with a smile. Looking him up and down, she tilted her head to the side. “So, what exactly are you supposed to be?”
He stepped back and put out his arms, showing off the black cape tied around his neck. He was bare chested, his brown skin highlighted by the soft light, and he was wearing black board shorts. Spinning around, he smiled as he faced them again.
“Well… what do you think I am?” He waited and Farrah watched Arielle look him up and down again with a smirk.
“I’m not entirely sure, but I like the lack of clothing involved,” she said, her hands landing on his chest, pulling them away quickly. He laughed and looked at Farah.
“You’re good at riddles. What do you think?” He gestured to himself and she narrowed her eyes, letting them travel over his body.
“Cape, swim trunks, no shirt… hmm.” She tapped a finger to her chin and he spun around, his arms once again stretched out. “Some sort of swimming superhero? Someone who can swim the length of a pool or body of water very quickly?” She raised her eyebrows knowing that could not possibly be what his costume was, as it looked more like he had made no effort whatsoever.
“Sounds as good as anything. I just grabbed whatever I could find to pass as a costume.” He shrugged and they all laughed, Farrah nodding, knowing she had been right.
Picking up their cups from the floor, they tossed them into a large plastic trash can. Resuming the task they had set out to accomplish, they made their drinks, tasting each of them and exclaiming over how delicious they all were. Walking back to the main room, they danced with their drinks as they listened to the DJ.
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Standing outside amidst the crumbled stones of the courtyard, within their own small group of friends in the back of the church a while later, a few joints were passed around between them, except for Jenkins who had agreed to be the designated driver.
“I so needed this tonight,” Farrah said as she blew perfect smoke rings, much to the approval of the group. “School has got me wound tighter than ever. I don’t know what I was thinking, changing my major this late in the game. I am either incredibly stupid or it’s all gonna work out.”
“Is it mean if I say it might be a little of both?” Becca asked, her green eyes shining. She had arrived later than the others, changing into her costume in the kitchen, the group cheering her on when she had gotten down to the skimpy bathing suit she had under her clothes, claiming she was Malibu Barbie as she shook out her long golden blonde hair.
“No, because it’s how I feel too,” Farrah said, taking another hit before passing the joint to Zara. “Z? You hittin’ this?” She shook her head and looked around the yard with a heavy sigh.
“Did y’all see where Zach went? He said he was going to take a piss, but he’s not back yet.”
“I’m sure he’s fine,” Davis said, reaching over and taking the joint from Farrah. “I mean it’s not like he could go a lot of places.”
They all looked out at the large area in front of them, the dark of the night seemingly darker as compared to their flashlights and the glow of the inside of the church.
“This place is fantastically creepy, isn’t it?” Becca asked as she shook her head. “Seriously, some of the places we’ve been have been good, but this place is truly the shit. I mean, the last place wasn’t a church with a graveyard behind it, so bonus points already.”
“We should play hide and seek!” Tyler cried, a normally quiet and reserved guy, but when he drank, he was far more outgoing.
“In these heels?” Arielle asked and shook her head. “You must be out of your goddamn mind.” She closed her eyes with a happy smile and they all laughed.
“Oh, come on,” Davis said, untying his cape and letting it drop. “We can hide together. Buddy up, you know?”
“Oh. Well, then hell yes. I’m in.” She stood up and Davis grabbed her elbow, helping her become steady on her feet. He shook his head with a laugh and looked at everyone else.
“Who’s in?”
They all scattered, laughing as they grabbed their flashlights and ran into the dark night. Farrah had a hold of Tyler’s hand, mellow and chilled from the pot and the alcohol.
“Here. This is good.” He pulled her behind a large headstone close to the church and they stood there, laughing and loudly telling the others to be quiet.
She shivered and he pulled her closer, rubbing up and down her arms. From around the graveyard, they heard the others laughing and Jenkins called out.
“Hey! Who’s the seeker? I think we forget something, y’all!”
“Oh shit,” Travis shouted back and laughter rang out.
“Come on, let’s start over,” Davis yelled and everyone agreed.
“Be careful, okay?” Tyler said, reaching for Farrah’s hand again. “I don’t know how you girls walk around with those shoes on normal ground, let alone on grass.”
“Well, this was obviously not what I imagined was going to happen tonight or I’d have worn my kicks. Kicks… kicks… that’s funny.”
“You’re stoned,” Tyler laughed and she gripped his arm as her heel got stuck and they stopped to release it, laughing hysterically, before walking back to the stone courtyard.
“Seriously, you guys,” Zara was saying, fear in her voice as they walked up. “Have you seen Zach?” She glanced out into the dark backyard, worry crossing her face, as she wrung her hands. “We didn’t see him out there and…”
“Z, I’m sure he went inside. Maybe to get a drink or something,” Jenkins said with a smile.
“I would have seen him. What if he’s hurt? What if he tripped or something?”
“We can look for him. Oh shit! We’ll be the seekers!” Arielle yelled and they all cheered, again leaving the courtyard, laughing and clinging to one another.
“That’s not what I meant to happen,” Zara called after them. “You all could get hurt! It’s too dangerous. Just… wait. Come back.”
“We got this Z. Don’t worry!” Davis called and then began calling for Zach, Arielle laughing as she called with him.
“It is possible that he could have fallen or something, Jesus, it’s dark and the ground is precarious,” Tyler said to Farrah, her grip on him tight.
“Precarious. Listen to you, fancy man.” She snorted with laughter, the word sounding funny to her ears as she felt better than she had in weeks.
“Yeah, yeah. Zach! Where you at man? Zaaaaach!” Tyler yelled and Farrah heard the call echoed by the others.
Their flashlights shined ahead of them, their calls echoing back and forth, but still there was no sign of Zach. Stopping a few times to loosen her heels from the deep grass, they laughed when she fell onto her ass. Pulling her up, Tyler stared at her and leaned in to kiss her, surprising her, before she kissed him back.
“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time,” he admitted breathily and she grinned.
“I’ve wanted you to do it for a long time,” she said, biting her lip.
“Let’s not wait so long next time,” he teased and she laughed, pulling him down for another kiss.
“Wait… let’s… let’s get out of this creepy ass graveyard and back inside. Let’s find that idiot Zach and bring him to Zara, then…” Tyler said, asking her with his eyes if that was okay.
“Hell yes,” she breathed and he laughed. Grabbing her hand, he pulled her forward, calling out for Zach.
Despite the happy feeling inside of her, Farrah shivered as a thought began to niggle at her. Straining to listen, hoping she was wrong, she clutched Tyler’s arm, breathing hard.
“Farrah… do you…” He looked at her and she knew it was not just her imagination.
“Arielle?” she called out, her eyes on Tyler, no answering call returning. “Becca? Desiree?” They waited, her grip on him becoming tighter.
“Why aren’t they calling back? Tyler… what’s…”
“Becca?” Called a voice to their left and Farrah froze, chills appearing over her entire body.
“Who is that?” she whispered to Tyler and he shook his head, breathing hard.
“Who is that?” The voice repeated in a lilting tone and Farrah froze. No chance anyone could have heard her except Tyler.
“What?” Farrah breathed and Tyler pulled her close, her body now shaking from something she could not explain.
“Dude, this isn’t funny. I don’t know who…” he said and then stopped, shaking his head.
“Not funny.” The voice seemed to breathe from all around them and right next to them all at once.
“Tyler…” Farrah closed her eyes, putting her head on Tyler’s chest, feeling weak and almost sick.
“You’re… leave us alone. We were just looking for our friend,” Tyler said in a strong voice, even as Farrah felt him tremble, goosebumps rising on his arm as she held it.
A haunting laugh seemed to drown out every other sound and Farrah began to crumble, feeling she was being forced down to the ground. Tyler followed and she briefly wondered if she was forcing him or vice versa.
The cool wet grass hit her knees and she felt dizzy as she continued down, feeling as though something was forcing her to the ground. Lying flat on her stomach, Tyler squeezed her hand and she whispered to him, her eyes full of tears.
“What is happening?”
“It… is happening.” The voice breathed and she felt it on the back of her neck.
Frozen, unable to turn her head to look to see who was doing this, she closed her eyes tighter, her tears escaping as she did. Tyler squeezed her hand once more as chills covered her entire body, fear coursing through her.
A scream filled her head, a sound that echoed around her, bouncing off the trees. Tears ran down her face as the screams from her friends joined the other voice. Every one of them she heard separately, feeling their pain, when it suddenly fell silent, and the world went dark.
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The unique letters of "fuck jesse green"
oh fuck yes....you can say that again and anytime (((((:
F: What is the best part of fall?
i do like Fall Decor type colors / color palettes, and sometimes the foliage thing looks cool. halloween’s alright, i like jackolanterns and stuff, and i also like horror and sometimes there’s decent releases around this time amidst all the other stuff. and yesterday i decided that it can be a day about thinking about halloween, what with the scene and the song
U: (nsfw-ish) Favorite style of underwear (to wear or to look at)?
i just wear very Regular Underpants which don’t ride up my ass, it’d be fun to try boxer style ones though. also did i mention i want top surgery
C: Have you ever been camping? Where?
sorta, at the end of the school year each fifth grade class would go out to this one camp where you stay in cabins and do orienteering and stuff. i got the mothballs corner of the cabin and this other cabin forgot to show up for their Canoe Time and so our cabin’s time got halved, thanks for nothing guys. it was in northern va, but radius-wise about as far away from dc as where our school was
K: Who was the last person you kissed? (Platonically, romantically, however)
that performance art friend still. imagine if i’d kissed someone between answering this 8 min ago and now lol......what a hypothetical legend
J: Do you know how to jump rope? Jam or jelly?
yeah but just like, the most basic Hopping way. i’m not corbin bleu in jump in! remember when that legend showed up to bmc and took a pic??? i’m sure i have it saved on this laptop hang on
love yall!!!!!! and rasberry jam is my fave
E: How do you like your eggs? Have any enemies?
jesse green and ben brantley are my enemies
S: What position do you sleep in? (NSFW) Favorite sex position? Favorite superhero(s)?
i will on occasion be slightly curled up but i Gotta stretch my legs out i gotta.......fave sex position is one called the “fuck jesse green” where you and your partner/s have some fucking decent coherent thoughts and form your arguments with even the slightest hint of Goddamn Sense and aren’t a contemptuous shithead fucking blight on the theatre industry
my favorite superhero is avatar aang maybe that guy rules
(S E)
G: Favorite board game? Video game? Physical game?
we used to play clue but not doing it right, just RPing as the characters
we also all thoroughly enjoyed the age of empires / conquerors / mythology computer games, but also weren’t really playing it right lmao aka as a strategy game.....we’d either pick a single Character to rp through or else make it into Goats or Sheep game where we’d build this fortified pen for them and then just try to collect as many as possible including lifting them from other towns
another physical game i like is...............oh that game with the cups. not cup stacking. the other one. like anna kendricks. i wanna go at top speed though
R: Opinion on raisins? Random fact about yourself?
i still feel the same ambivalence about raisins. another random fact about myself........is yet another thing that might not be New to anyone but i used to be able to dance en pointe!! i mean i still know How, i’d just have to like, get back into it to be able to do it safely. i have so many repeated dreams themes and a lot of times is that i’m going to dance class / in a rapidly-upcoming show but like, my dream self is pretty True To Life in me being like “okay you know i’m really out of practice lmao”
(E E)
N: Would you change your name? What to? Opinion on narwhals?
i chose my name myself so i like it fine.......i think narwhals are neat lol they look nice with their spots and unicorn face-horns
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All of them :3
I deserved this.1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
Soda cans
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
Chocolate bars
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
Proooooobs cotton candy. Bubble gum loses its flavour way too fast
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
Angry, annoying, uncooperative, etc. I wasn’t a pleasing student in elementary school
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
Soda bottles
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
I’m a fan of formal wear
7. earbuds or headphones?
headphones
8. movies or tv shows?
movies
9. favorite smell in the summer?
campfires
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
badminton
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
I usually skip breakfast
12. name of your favorite playlist?
“heck” lol its fun when I yell ‘Hey Siri, shuffle heck!’
13. lanyard or key ring?
key ring
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
Sour Patch Kids
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
The Great Gatsby
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
leaned on one side with a leg up
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
I have a zipup pair I love
18. ideal weather?
15 ° Celsius and sunny
19. sleeping position?
face down!
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
Phone notes app
21. obsession from childhood?
I mean, Pokemon, Mario, Sonic, etc. The usuals
22. role model?
RDJ is pretty inspiring when you read his story
23. strange habits?
sleeping chest down? I’m not that strange of a person
24. favorite crystal?
Emerald
25. first song you remember hearing?
Another one Bites the Dust by Queen
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
Go for walks. I am dog.
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
Stay inside. I am cat.
28. five songs to describe you?
A) Your Love - The Outfield
B) Heat of the Moment - Asia
C) Get a Ride - The Northern Hues
D) Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
E) Is it arrogant to say Iron Man - Black Sabbath?
29. best way to bond with you?
Quiet talks in low lit rooms. Sounds creepy, is fun in practice.
30. places that you find sacred?
The kitchen
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
Dress as formally as possible
32. top five favorite vines?
I’m a Giraffe, Adam!, Is that a weed?, only one thing worse than a rapist, and of course: SHAWDY I DON’T MIND!
33. most used phrase in your phone?
“That’s Fair.”
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
Avenge the Fallen
35. average time you fall asleep?
1:30 am
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
Does the Lazy Song by Bruno Mars
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
Duffel bag
38. lemonade or tea?
if its iced, tea.
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
Anything with meringue wins
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
Someone gave the special needs kids weed brownies and that was a weird day.
41. last person you texted?
You
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
I love my jacket pockets because they arent the average hand pockets but I keep my phone wallet and keys in my pants pockets
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
leather jacket
44. favorite scent for soap?
uh. soap. Pumpkin I guess?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
Tie between Fantasy and Superhero
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
tshirt and boxers
47. favorite type of cheese?
Dude. Cheesestrings are good. Idgaf
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
A spicy pepper
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
“When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.”
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
God you or chaz have said something like every week that made me laugh harder than the previous thing
51. current stresses?
doggos and schoooooooool
52. favorite font?
the uh. The coca cola font is nice. Isn’t it also the ford trucks?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
a tad beat up but healing nicely
54. what did you learn from your first job?
Only give 100% of your effort if it makes you happy. If you’re giving 100% and you aren’t happy I guarantee no one cares. If you can get away with giving 60 or 70% and your boss is fine with that, awesome. Giving 100% all day every day is exhausting and if your job expects that of you it truly isn’t a good place to work. In my opinion at least
55. favorite fairy tale?
SHREK.
56. favorite tradition?
I dont really have any but I’m excited to start one or two
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
Depression, school, learning to let go of “toxic and entitled” people
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
singing, designing, thinking quick and mathematics
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
“Talley Ho!” I wanna be a pirate don’t @ me
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
A farmer. I like Stardew Valley but as an anime
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
All that is gold does not glitter - J. R. R. Tolkien
62. seven characters you relate to?
Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Link Link, Jim Halpert, Edward Elric I guess, Bilbo Baggins, and uh. uh. Shrek?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
The Malo Mart theme on repeat, we don’t need any other songs. Ever.
64. favorite website from your childhood?
Webkins and Miniclip
65. any permanent scars?
Three on my head/face, one on my stomach and probs one forming on my finger
66. favorite flower(s)?
lavender
67. good luck charms?
I love that triforce chip you got me
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
PEPPERMINT!
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
Nintendo almost owned the Sony Playstation but backed out last moment. WHOOPS.
70. left or right handed?
Right for most things but oddly left handed on other things
71. least favorite pattern?
I agree with you, pokadots suck. but especially uneven pokadots
72. worst subject?
Biology
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
spicy and sweet, like the spicy gummies i had
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
10
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
who knoooows. Proooobs at age 3?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
Tater tots! also fries too and flavoured chips
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
A cactus. Lets get a cactus.
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
Sushiiiiii
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
School ID.
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
Jewel
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
82. pc or console?
Both have perks but console mostly
83. writing or drawing?
drawing
84. podcasts or talk radio?
talk radio
84. barbie or polly pocket?
polly pocket. When i was a kid i went to this babysitter and the girls all played with Polly Pockets and I was the only guy and Polly Pockets were the same size as my Mario toys!
85. fairy tales or mythology?
Mythology
86. cookies or cupcakes?
Cookies
87. your greatest fear?
The death of those around me
88. your greatest wish?
A peaceful life with you and our friends with little to no stress
89. who would you put before everyone else?
You
90. luckiest mistake?
Breaking up with you a few years ago? Idk kinda helped our relationship in the longrun
91. boxes or bags?
Boxes
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
lamps
93. nicknames?
Clum/Clump/Clumothy and Smeef
94. favorite season?
Spring
95. favorite app on your phone?
Tumblr probably
96. desktop background?
The master sword in the korok forest
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
two.
98. favorite historical era?
Medieval!
hooooly shit that was long
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#040 List of Handy Excuses (B)
It’s time for the next installment of our very popular (for a loose definition of “very popular”) list of handy excuses for when you wanna use your job as an excuse to get out of stuff to go fight crime.
A C D E
Babysitter
[No, you have to stay with the children. You wanna be a real hero? Keep an eye on these kids so their parents can have a well-deserved date night.]
Baker
• Great heroes aren’t born… They’re bread(makers).
Baggage Claim Attendant
I found this superhero costume in an abandoned piece of luggage at my work, I figured I might as well try it on and try fighting some bad guys. I mean why not right?
Bailiff
So I’ve been thinking, that judge guy is always having me bring in the evidence for all those court cases, so wouldn’t it be smart if I just went and grabbed pieces of evidence directly from crime scenes? Of course it’s smart. Uch I knew you’d be like this. Gosh it’s called being proactive Karen.
I’m also always showing belligerent witnesses or other such people out of court so wouldn’t it be neat if I showed a belligerent superpowered eco-terrorist out of our city? Of course it’d be neat! Uch why are you always like this. It’s called expanding my market Karen.
Banjo Player
The banjo that Kermit the Frog played in the opening scene of the Muppet Movie is at the Smithsonian. I need to go see it right now.
There’s a Mumford and Sons concert.
Bank Teller
No! No way. Is that a supervillain! I swear to god I cannot deal with this right now. These a-holes come into my bank like eight times a week and stick a gun or -and I kid you not- a four-foot-long flower that squirts acid in my face and hold me hostage and I am just sick of it. I’m out of here. (And then the irony is that really you are going to go put on some spandex and fight that supervillain).
Banker
I have to run out to go, uh, foreclose a house. (The irony is that really you’re going to go put on spandex and stop a house from burning down yay!)
Ball Boy
I am going to throw this baseball at Cthulhu.
Ballerina
Hey check this out! (then do some sick ballerina twirls right out the door).
Barber
I got a haircut the other day and my barber (shout out to Louie!) told me he was going to Italy for two weeks because he’s nearly 80 and he doesn’t know how many times he’s going to get to go to Italy and I thought he had an excellent point. So barbers, no matter what age you are, just tell people this. And then actually go to Italy.
Barker
You can actually use your loud shouting abilities to direct non-powered (read: lame) citizens away from the superhero fight. That’s probably where you can do the most good.
Bartender
Sometimes a supervillain just needs to talk to someone about their problems while that someone wipes the same spot of the counter with an old rag over and over again.
Baseball Player
I have an away game so I might be away for fifteen weeks.
I have a home game so I might be gone for thirty hours.
Basketball Player
Ok so I was playing golf and I made this admittedly kind of lousy shot but then the ball just started rolling and it landed right into the hole, crazy right? Yeah, so I go to get the ball and all of a sudden I get sucked into this cartoon world and these cartoon characters want me to play basketball against some cartoon alien monsters. So if I disappear for a bit that’s probably where I am.
Whoa, do you see that giant robot? How sick would it be if I jumped over that in the next dunk contest? I’m gonna go down there and see if I can’t get my hands on that thing.
Bass Guitarist
Ha! More like super bass (guitarist)!
Bed and Breakfast Proprietors
Literally all you have to do is just wait til after breakfast and before bedtime. Then you can go out and do whatever you want. Lunchtime is your prime crime fighting time.
Beekeeper
I’m sorry I will not be able to make dinner tonight for I have been carried off by a swarm of malignant bees.
I have to go put on my beekeeper suit, it may take a while.
Bellhop
Oh my god you would not believe this guest that’s staying at the hotel. He keeps finding problems with each room we put him in and demanding that we give him a new room and you know who has to carry his 22 incredibly heavy bags to each new room? Me! So if I leave abruptly, that’s where I am.
Bibliographer
Wait a minute, not everything in this non-fiction book is properly sourced and catalogued! I must get to the library posthaste to conduct the research necessary to determine where all of these facts, figures, opinions and otherwise borrowed pieces of writing originates from!
Bigfoot Hunter
Bigfoot’s doing another book reading at Barnes and Noble. It was in all the papers. Honestly, dude’s taking all the fun out of trying to track him down.
Biologist
Fun fact: I am the mitochondria, which is to the say, the “powerhouse” of this city. Therefore I am the only person capable of defeating this supervillain and his… acrobatic… elf army? What?
I have to go… photosynthesize something.
Biographer
Fun supervillain fact: Many supervillains turn to a life of crime and villainy because they feel that they have not gotten the respect that they were due in their pre-supervillain jobs. So maybe if I go down there and offer to write an actual book about them they’ll stop throwing pig carcasses at pedestrians.
Birdwatcher
Oh my god! There’s a light footed clapper rail near that superhero fight! I must get closer and snap some pictures for my rare birds Facebook and Instagram pages. Yes, I know it may be risky. But some things are just worth dying for. The light footed clapper rail is one of them.
Blacksmith
Finally! I’ve been clang clang clanging away on this new super cool armor in my workshop for weeks. I’m gonna put it on and fight that dragon that’s sitting in the park and freaking everybody out.
Boatswain
Some of the important boating equipment which I am responsible for (y’know stuff like life preservers, marine themed shaped snacks, the crew, boat engines?? porthole drapes?) is dangerously close to that rampaging truck monster. I’d better get down there and perform my sworn sacred boatswain duties.
Body Builder
Hey did you hear that I work out now? Yeah just figured I’d let you know in case you’re looking for me while I’m working out. If you can’t find me it’s probably because I’m working out. Crossfit leg day do you even lift crossfit.
Bodyguard
Ok if you’re a bodyguard and you want to go to your side job as a superhero here’s what you’ve gotta do. Wait until your client goes to the bathroom. Then jam the door, look him in there. Then go fight the crime. Then get back and free your client who will have been kept safe by the bathroom until you return.
Bongo Player
I’m gonna go find a bridge to play the bongos under.
Bookkeeper
I’m going to go down and take bets on that superhero fight I’m giving twenty to one odds on that giant mutant bullfrog eating Ultiman.
Botanist
You don’t need to make any excuses, probably your only friends are plants and plants are known to be very supportive of the activities of costumed heroes and vigilantes.
Bowler
(Look down at your shoes) My heavens! These are not my shoes! I must go find the true owners! (A Cinderella story for the modern age.)
Bouncer
I have to get to my post! My bar has a very strict no supervillains allowed rule and if that evil cyborg gets even close to The Drunk Hut it is my solemn responsibility to make sure he doesn’t get inside.
I’m a pretty buff man. I prevent children from sneaking in to the bar. I think it’s time that I step it up a level and bounce that supervillain right out of town.
Bouncy House Operator
Just deflate the thing and go fight crime.
Boxer
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, that villain may be winnin, but he’s not yet met me.
Boy Band Member
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Boy Scout Troop Leader
Ok whoever doesn’t tell their parents that I left early to punch a man made out of fire gets their “Kept a Superhero’s Secret Identity Badge,” their “Didn’t Snitch on Troop Leader Barry Badge” and their “Didn’t Descend into a Lord of the Flies Type Child Murder Chaos Scenario When Left Alone” badge.
Breakdancer
I’m going to challenge that eleven ton troll man from Mars to a dance-off, loser gets banished from Earth, winner gets ice cream (and gets to stay on Earth!)
Breeder
Wait a minute, does that supervillain have a horse that is on fire and also a ghost? Could you imagine what would happen if I acquired that horse and mated it with one of my top racing horses. It would be incredible. I’d be foolish not to get down to that superhero battle right away.
Bubble Blower (such as the kind that perform delightful and mystifying bubble shows)
I am going to delight and mystify this villain right in the face.
The villain is trying to make off with the entire town’s supply of soapy water. I must stop him. Even if I am not a superhero. Which I of course am not. (But say it in a way that sounds less suspicious.)
Buccaneer
I’m what you might call very expensive corn (wait for everyone to groan at your terrible pun) I’ll just see myself out.
Builder
Somebody somewhere just asked ��can we fix it!” and I need to go shout “yes we can!” in their face. I know that that sounds like the kind of thing a fixer should be doing but we’ve pretty much taken over the “can we fix it/yes we can” industry thanks to public television.
Bureau of UFO Tracking, Transporting and Studying Agent
I have to go flush out some aliens, I don’t want any of them slipping through the cracks.
Bus Boy
All right everybody we’re going to try something new tonight! Everyone will just bus their own tables this shift! Then you’ll gain a greater appreciation for the working class! (You only need to do this once because you’ll almost definitely be fired for this.)
Bus Driver
If I stopped driving my route every time aliens took over midtown I’d never be able to my job.
Butlers
No no no no, butlers aren’t superheroes. It’s their rich masters who are superheroes. I mean sure butlers are the clear brains behind the entire operation and without them the Billionaire with Issues™ genre of superhero wouldn’t exist but I can’t think of a single butler superhero (as opposed to the dozens of bubble blower and bibliographer superheroes there are out there).
Tune in next time when we tackle all of the “c” occupations. As always if you know of a job that isn’t represented here ((speaking of representation, I’m pretty sure there isn’t any difference between a barrister and a lawyer so you’ll have to wait like a year til we get to L.) By all means, contact us. Or just use a generic excuse like “I need to get down to that superhero fight to see if I can help people in any way that I can because I am a good person” or “I am going out to get orange juice.”
#comedy#superhero#superheros#how to#lists#excuses#b#babysitters#date night#baker#bread puns#baggage claim#bailiff#courts#Karen#banjo#kermit the frog#mumphord and sons#banks#Cthulhu#baseball#basketball#bowling#bongos#bass guitar#super bass#bus drivers#butlers#pig carcasses#superpowered eco-terrorists
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Tag Game!! owo
ik I do enough of thessse
I was tagged by @gettinprowly !!! thank you!! <3
Rules: Answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.
1. Coke or pepsi? uhh,, I don’t like either!!
2. Disney or Dreamworks? Dreamworks gave me Voltron.
3. Coffee or tea? Coffee,,
4. Books or movies? BOOKS
5. Windows or Mac? Mac, however I use a Windows computer because it has a bigger extent of abilities.
6. DC or Marvel? superheroes aren’t my cup of tea but Marvel.
7. Xbox or Playstation? Xboxxxxx
8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect? Mass Effect
9. Night owl or early riser? both
10. Cards or chess? cards im rlly good
11. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanillaaa
12. Vans or converse? Vans bc I’m “Off the wall” but I envy Converse qwq
13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar? Trevelyan
14. Fluff or angst? FLuff
15. Beach or forest? BEACH
16. Dogs or cats? D O G S
17. Clear skies or rain? rain is nice to sleep to
18. Cooking or eating out? eating out bc there’s good shrimp out there
19. Spicy food or mild food? spicy like my memes
20. Halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? HALLOWEEEN
21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? little too cold
22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? voice modification
23. Animation or live action? Animation
24. Paragon or renegade? renegaaade
25. Baths or showers? Showers
26. Team cap or team ironman? TEAM CAP
27. Fantasy or sci-fi? Sci-Fi for sureee
28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so, what are they?
“Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute”
-Edgar Allan Poe
“I don’t know why I was thinking about that, but it made a lot of sense right then that the stars glow so brightly in their instant of death,...”
- Extraordinary Means, Robyn Schneider
“Eimerich smiled when he saw Arnaru reacting to his own sorry state.”
- Cathedral of the Sea, Ildefonso Falcones
29. Youtube or netflix? NETLFIX HAS VOLTRON U FEEL
30. Harry potter or percy jackson? Harry Potter
31. When do you feel accomplished? When my end goal is reached.
32. Star wars or star trek? Star Trek
33. Paperback or hardback books? Hardcover
34. Horror or rom-com? Horror
35. Tv shows or movies? TV Shows
36. Favourite animal? Grizzly Bears
37. Favourite genres of music? Country, Pop Latino, K-Pop
38. Least favourite book? Devoted in Death, J.D. Robb
39. Favourite season? Spring
40. Song that’s currently stuck in your head? Shape of Cheap Thrills (Shape of You x Cheap Thrills) By Ashe
41. What kind of pyjama’s do you wear? Boxers and a T-shirt
42. How many existential crises do you have on an average day? Like six
43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be? Someone better play Gasolina by Daddy Yankee when I die, or Music Sounds Better With U by Big Time Rush
44. Favourite theme song to a TV show? Drake and Josh
45. Harry potter movies or books? Ok I own all of them but Prisoner of Azkaban was rlly good
46. You can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. will you do it? hell no
47. Do you play an instrument and if so, what is it? I used to play cello, and it’s stuck with me
48. What is the worst way to die? betrayal, like you’re sold off to the mafia or somethin
49. If you could be entirely invisible for a day, what would you do? Scare the fuck outta everyone
50. What are you planning on doing with your life? I wanted to become an Architect, but the politics are too much rn
51. Favorite Disney movie? Cars 2?
52. Do you believe in aliens? yes
53. Are u an unstoppable force or an immovable object? Unstoppable Force
54. If you could go on a road trip right now (without worrying about Adult Responsibilities), where would you go? Lisbon to Tallinn, visiting all of Europe’s capitals
55. If you could live a successful life or make one person happy, what would you choose? I would like to make one person eternally happy, and that so happens to be my ex?? Like I feel like they deserve it.
56. If you could be blessed with ONE talent (Art, Football, etc.) what would it be? i answer my own questions shut up , but dancing
rip do if u want bbs
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Meet Cute Cuties - Part Three
WHO: Blaine Anderson @blainexanderson & Sebastian Smythe@smythebastian
WHERE. Elevators in the building Sebastian & Blaine live in.
WHEN. November 22nd - Afternoon
WHAT. A series of mute-cutes between Blaine and Sebastian; taking place over the span of November and Early December 2017.
WARNINGS. Innuendo. Flirting.
Sebastian rubbed his temples as he waited for the elevator, exhausted after a long day of getting coffee and making copies for bossy lawyers, with even bigger egos than him. He’d taken his suit jacket off when he’d gotten in the building and was carrying it over his arm, after he’d rolled his sleeves up to the elbows. He was just loosening his tie when the elevator dinged open, and greeted him with a sight that instantly lifted his mood. “Well, well, well, hello there.” He stepped inside, checking Blaine out. “You’re certainly a sight for sore eyes.”
With the day off school, Blaine made a point of putting his time to good use, groceries a clean house and now he was heading back up to his apartment with a basket of fresh laundry and he felt good about his accomplishments that day. He was humming to the elevator music when it stopped int he lobby and the doors swung up, his face immediately dropping at the person he stepped in. “Oh….” He sighed and looked away, “Yeah, yeah…don’t you have a private elevator?”
Sebastian unbuttoned the top few buttons of his shirt, rolling his eyes and putting the key into the lock beside the penthouse button before pressing it firmly. “No. It’s just an unaccessable floor, unless you have a key.” He looked over at Blaine. “Not good enough for you? What’s up your ass today?” A small smirk appeared on his face. “Besides me, hopefully?”
Blaine rolled his eyes, “Oh my mistake. My Daddy doesn’t finance me a penthouse, so I don’t know all the rules.” He spoke sarcastically and looked down at his laundry, blushing at the contents, from superhero themed pajama sets to colorful patterned boxers it wasn’t exactly sexy. “Nothing’s up my ass, I just don’t want to deal with your unwanted advances today, I’m very busy.”
Sebastian raised an eyebrow, flicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “Oh, really? I’m sorry, was it a twin of yours that walked in on me having sex last night and stayed to watch?” Sebastian smirked, stepping in closer. “And if you’re looking for a Daddy that’ll spoil you, look no further, babydoll.”
Blaine grimaced, “That…I was just surprised.” He mumbled and glared at Sebastian, his face fading into something else as he studied Sebastian, he was so gorgeous. It was unfair, to be so flawless, so pull of casual cool like that. Blaine hated it. He hated Sebastian for making him question so much about himself. “Daddy? Really? That so… cheap.” He spoke arrogantly, as if he was above that and shook his head, “I’m perfectly content with my life and my sex life.”
Sebastian laughed. Loudly. “For five full minutes?” His smile fell, and was quickly replaced with a frown at Blaine’s words. “I’m not cheap. Forgive me for enjoying something. God.” He crossed his arms tightly across his chest, stepping away from Blaine.
Blaine sighed, “I enjoy things. I just happen to enjoy them with a loved one.” He whispered and swallowed, looking back down at his laundry, quiet for a long moment. “Nice suit.” He spoke softly.
Sebastian rolled his eyes. “If only we could all be so lucky.” He tried to sound sarcastic, but it mostly just came across as bitter. He looked down at his suit, and back over at Blaine. “It’s Armani.”
Blaine shrugged, maybe he wasn’t so lucky after all. He sure spent an awful amount of time alone, it wasn’t fun. And when Chase was around lately…he was distant. The emotional spark was all but gone. And Blaine was partial to that side of a relationship. “It’s a good color on you…but…why are you in a suit?”
Sebastian was a little thrown off by Blaine’s compliment. “Oh. Uh, thanks.” He looked at the suit again, to make sure it didn’t have a big stain or something that Blaine was mocking. “I intern at a law firm part time. We have to dress up.”
Blaine licked his lips, nodding slowly, “Wow. So that must me…boring.” he chuckled, “What do you do? Get old ugly dudes coffee?” He teased.
Sebastian watched the movement of Blaine’s tongue and shrugged. “Mostly. But it’s not all bad. There are some younger guys there. It can be fun to blow them under their desks while they work, and see if you can get them distracted. It’s like a game.”
Blaine winced and nodded, “Isn’t that a bit…Porny?” He raised a brow, looking away again, he didn’t like hearing about the other’s sexual conquests. And he felt a strange sense of frustration thinking about him with random men. Jealousy. He knew what it was, but he hated to put a name to it over a guy he barely knew.
Sebastian smirked. “I’m the most liked intern.” He leaned in closer, whispering. “I was in a porno once, actually.” He wasn’t, but he was curious to see how long Blaine would search for it before giving up. “Freshman year. Nothing crazy.”
Blaine rolled his eyes, “I’m sure you are. But are you any good at being a lawyer?” Blaine shot back with a sharpness in his voice, he hated it, and he knew it was twisted to hate the fact that guys were just using Sebastian up like that. And that he just went along with it. It made his heart beat faster, and not in a good way. “Of course you were in a porno.” He shook his head and sighed, “Well…this is my floor.”
Sebastian rolled his eyes. “I will be, once I finish school. But clearly I don’t back down from a challenge. Even the most aggravating ones.” Sebastian pouted. “Leaving so soon? You don’t want to come up to my place? The sun’s going to set soon… it’s really beautiful from up there. And I was going to order a pizza, I can’t eat the whole thing myself….” Sebastian shrugged, his offer genuine, without innuendo involved. He really did just want a little bit of company. His big place got lonely sometimes. Sure, he had Quinn, but it wasn’t the same. “Just for an hour?”
Blaine nodded, stepping towards the elevator doors when he stopped at Sebastian’s offer, staring at him and seeing something different in his eyes than he’d seen before. Hesitating, Blaine looked out into the hall and swallowed, “I…I just have a lot to do…today…be..before Chase gets back from his trip.” He furrowed his brow and shifted the laundry hamper on his hip, “Just let me put this in my apartment….I could take a break.”
Sebastian was surprised Blaine actually said yes, a real smile, not a smirk, on his face. “Yeah? Um, here.” Sebastian reached into his pocket and gave Blaine his elevator key. “Just come in, and order whatever, I might still be in the shower. Feel free to go snooping around, I’m sure you’ve been dying to do that.”
Blaine smiled, “Oh…okay.” He chuckled, “As if you’re not dying to see inside my world.” He teased, stepping backwards, holding the key in his hand and smirking, “See you in a few.”
Sebastian grinned. “I’d rather be inside of your world. Well, not your world. You.” He nodded, biting his lip. “See you.”
Blaine couldn’t help but grin, shaking his head and watching Sebastian until the elevator doors closed, excited as he turned around and moved down the hall to his apartment, humming as he unlocked it and pushed the door open. “Baby? Is that you?” A familiar voice called from inside the apartment and Blaine’s face fell. Chase. He was home early. “B? Blaine, I thought we could-” Chase peeked his head out of the kitchen, shirtless - as always and holding their puppy in his arms, wearing a goofy smile that Blaine usually dreamed about seeing. “Eat in?” He suggested and Blaine nodded slowly. “Oh…uh…yeah.. Yeah!” He remembered to smile, grinning brightly as he dropped the laundry basket and he grinned, “Yeah, babe. Welcome home.”
Sebastian took a quick shower and stood around with a towel low on his hips for awhile, wanting to make Blaine blush, but he started to get cold before too long and changed into sweats instead. He wandered around, trying to see if there was anything in his spotless place that needed tidying up, before sitting on the couch and waiting for Blaine, turning on the TV. How long could it take to put down a laundry basket? He looked at his watch and frowned. It had been over forty-five minutes already. He was starting to get a little worried. What if something had happened, and Blaine had gotten hurt? Maybe the elevator had broken down? Sebastian went over to it and pressed the button, but it seemed to be working just fine. He sighed and sat down on the couch, only half paying attention to the Jersey Shore marathon that was on.
Blaine moved into the kitchen, listening to Chase, he was excited today, he’d even started cooking dinner, which was always rare and Blaine found himself, wrapped around his fiance, feeling guilty for doubting him, for doubting what they had, determined to make it up to him for the sins he’d committed whether Chase knew of them or not. Once they’d sat down to dinner, Blaine pulled out his phone, shooting a text to Sebastian and frowning.
[text] I’m sorry. I can’t make it up. Raincheck?
Sebastian was surprised when his phone buzzed, getting pulled out of some drama between Snookie and The Situation to grab it, not recognizing the number, but figuring out who it was. He sighed and turned off the TV.
[text] Sure. Have a good night.
He got up and went to check his kitchen for something to eat, grabbing a couple stale Oreos out of a cupboard and eating them before throwing the rest out and heading to his room to change into pajamas. He considered booty-calling someone, but he wasn’t really in the mood. Maybe he was coming down with something. A decent night’s sleep should clear up whatever this weird feeling was.
#para#para (sebastian smythe)#thread (meet cute cuties - part three)#seblaine rp#blaine anderson rp#thread (meet cute cuties)
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Does The #Coronavirus #COVID -19 Have You Down? You Need a #Staycation!
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who hogs the duvet: Joey
who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Joey
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Atem, probably just because he has access t more than Joey does, but Joy is still very creative
who gets up first in the morning: Joey
who suggests new things in bed: Atem
who cries at movies: Both
who gives unprompted massages: Both
who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Both, but I bet Joey fusses slightly more
who gets jealous easiest: Joey
who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Joey, atleast Atem doesn’t know any better
who collects something unusual: Atem
who takes the longest to get ready: Atem, definitely
who is the most tidy and organized: Atem
who gets most excited about the holidays: Atem, Joey is pretty enthusiastic for him though, even though the holidays are really hard on him, seeing Atem so excited makes him see the brighter side of them again
who is the big spoon/little spoon: They switch sometimes but Joey really prefers being the big spoon
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Definitely Atem, but they’re both really playful and non-serious about it
who starts the most arguments: Neither, I can’t see them doing more tan slightly teasing eachother most of the time, and certainly neither ever intends to start arguments
who suggests that they buy a pet: They both end up just … bringing strays home really
what couple traditions they have: I’m not sure if they have any honestly
what tv shows they watch together: They watch alot of TV ok? But probably superhero shows are their favorites, current favorite is Supergirl
what other couple they hang out with: I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say Rivalshipping
how they spend time together as a couple: Playing games and cuddling in front of the TV most of the time, they like calm fun things
who made the first move: Atem
who brings flowers home: Both, Atem brings home flowers weekly in big bouqets of flower language, Joey brings home a single rose or Acacia or Primrose or something as randomly as he possibly can, he likes to weave it into Atem’s hair and takes a picture of him like that
who is the best cook: Joey probably, I imagine he’s cooked for Serenity before
who said i love you first? Probably Atem
who laughs when the other trips? They both giggle at eachother but neither seriously laugh
who pays the bills? Joey does the actual payment process but Atem insists on paying for atleast half of everything
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Atem
who’s more clumsy? Joey
who checks their daily horoscope? Atem, but he checks Joey’s for him and tells him what it is over breakfast
who sings louder in the car? Listen… it’s always a contest
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Joey
who is more up to date in pop culture? Definitely Joey
who insists on going to see the newest movies? They actually both get REALLY EXCITED about pretty much all new movies
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Both, it’s a constant screaming and racing to the remote battle
who’s the lighter sleeper? Joey
who believes in ghosts? Both of them do, no surprise
who does the grocery shopping? They usually shop together actually, believe it or not, Joey is the one forcing some small amount of self-control on them (he talks Atem out of exactly one box of zebra cakes and as soon as he turns around there’s a box of mini muffins in the cart instead)
proposes -Joey plans to but Atem beats him to it by like… two hours
shops for groceries -They go together
kills the spiders -Atem, Joey is terrified of spiders
comes home drunk at 3am -Neither
remembers to feed the fish -Atem
initiates duets -They both do actually
falls asleep first -Joey
plans spontaneous trips -Joey
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Joey, he actually does this once a month or so and Atem is always just “stjoatohjtraijth ??!!?!?!” but then they go downstairs and spend two hours making pancakes and having a small food fight/sock-skating in the kitchen/dancing and scream-singing to pop music/playing Candyland/literally whatever, before passing out again on the couch, their lives are basically one big slumber party
sends the other unsolicited nudes - Neither
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Joey
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Atem
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Both
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Atem kills the guy, Joey hides the body but not without a little “Gods ‘Tem… AGAIN!? Slow up a minute man!!” (but Atem “thanks” him properly later so he really can’t complain)
wears the least clothing around the house - They both have gotten into a habbit of walking around with very few clothes on actually, completely due to the other
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason -Both but Atem a little bit more because he’s a little more reflective
Who wakes the other one up with kisses: Joey, it’s the only way to wake Atem up
Who is the morning person/night person: They’re both night people
Who is the romantic one: They’re both romantic in their own ways
Who is the more cuddly one: Oh god they’re both so cuddly it’s unreal
Who cooks: Joey
Favorite nonsexual activity: Playing games, Joey teaches Atem alot of board games, he really likes Candyland for some reason
Their favorite place to be together: Home, where they can just relax and be with eachother
Any traditions: They always- ALWAYS- dress in a couple’s costume for Halloween
Their “song”: “Sugar” by Maroon5
What they do for each other on holidays: Depends on the holiday
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Probably to a beach somewhere, or a theme park, maybe Disneyland
Where did they first meet: Domino Highschool
Any pets: A few actually, they have a habbit of both bringing in strays
What do they fight over: Eachother’s wellbeing, Joey doesn’t take care of himself and Atem is always one step away from getting himself killed again, but definitely what they fight about most is Joey’s father, it takes… alot… for Atem to get Joey to leave, it also takes alot for Atem to convince him to cut ties, but it takes the most for him to not just kill the guy (in some verses he does)
Do they go on vacations, if so where:Theme parks, animal parks, carnivals, lots of places like that
Who kills the bugs; Atem
Who hogs the sheets; Joey
Who hates mornings; Both
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee; Joey
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law; Well Atem is an orphan so that’s one down, he doesn’t really mind Joey’s mom, they aren’t close the way he is with Yugi’s mom because she doesn’t bother trying to get close and Atem figures that to be out of her son’s life so much she wouldn’t want him around much anyway so he shouldn’t bother either, but he doesn’t mind her
Who drives; Joey
Who gets horny in awkward public places; Both
Who had a scene phase; Still don’t know what that is
Who wore braces; Neither
Who got bullied; Joey, before he was a bully, he got bullied
Who is louder? Oh they’re both petty vocal but probably Joey by sheer volume
Who is more experimental? Atem
Who takes more risks? Atem
Do they fuck or make love? Make love
Lights on or off? Atem likes the lights on but Joey prefers them off because of his scars, so originally it’s mostly lights off but they eventually work up to leaving them on
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Joey
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither
Has either stolen the other’s underwear? Atem wears Joey’s boxers as shorts casually, Joey accidentally gets Atem’s underwear sometimes and doesn’t realize until he’s already left the house or gone to bed
Who comes first? This is where they get really competitive but typically whoever is bottoming
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Atem prefers giving and is better at it
Who is more submissive? Joey
Who usually initiates things? Atem
Who is more sensitive? Atem
Who has the most patience? Depends on the circumstances
Which kinks do they share? Alot, but praise, roleplay, and dressing up are probably their favorites
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