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beautyandhealthtips123 · 2 years ago

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Ramen Burgers with Coke in Can

I always say, 'Eat clean to stay fit; have a burger to stay sane.' See more...

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scalpho · 1 year ago

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gunnie's relationship with skip/norman is truly so unbelievably absurd and nonsensical in its progression and yet it's also pretty fucking good. the "you're a coward" and gunnie's response in ep1 vs "you're not a coward" / "i know" in the epilogue was insane. gunnie becoming a kind of second pilot is incredibly endearing. but then sometimes i remember the scene from early in the season where gunnie's trying to stop skip from eating a napkin. and i think about gunnie's initial reluctant resignation to being declared skip's son vs him later introducing skip as his dad (to people who KNOW his fathers, mind you) and deliberately imitating his audible smile. and i think about how completely out of the blue the whole son thing was in the first place. axmurph live reactions pictured below for reference

i love point b. but how the fuck we got from point a to point b is beyond me

#the axmurph image truly just sums up how crazy and unprecedented and also completely unrelated to anything happening at the time it was #like yeah they cooked with this dynamic. but idk what meat the burgers are made out of man #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #skip takamori #gunthrie miggles rashbax #scal txt

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fvedyetor · 5 months ago

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american sigzai

#dazai as like. 50s housewife. that life seems fitting i think he'd enjoy it.#(housewives of that era were super drugged up all the time. on cocaine and stuff prescribed by doctors to make them like. happy and docile)#um. yeah. idk dazais alone at home watching odasakuman drugged up and planning suicide like. yeah. anyways #sigma as. um. idk. gender. i american-ified his gender #that one man (uncle? grandpa?) at the party in his lawnchair with beer. but hes got liquid death because hes 3 #rootbeer and liquid death product placement- whats more american than capitalism and product placement and ads hehehe #dazai is housewife but cant cook. burgers and hotdogs absolutely destroyed #yes he did put the buns on before cooking. hes a housewife but not the best one #dont eat that pie he made #idk how i feel about how i didnt do something with fireworks but uh i had fun with this #they have sparklers for later #i gave sigma the backwards baseball cap that that one person said was american #american sigma #sigzai #sigma bsd #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd

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feelixthecatboy · 2 months ago

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There’s something about 9/11 and the war that followed being the thing that tipped Leif over the edge after his dad literally predicted a war coming in their last fight:

Dad: You think because it’s the year 2000 that we don’t go to war anymore?

Leif: Go to war with who?

Dad: Doesn’t matter, we’ll find somebody. Ask yourself if the thing you’re working on right now can be dropped on a village somewhere.

Leif’s dad was right, and not just about the war, he knew Leif was hiding something from him, knew he wasn’t where he said he was. Sure he wasn’t working for earth’s government but he did make a deal with the Teds. And the thing Leif was working on maybe wasn't dropped on a village in the literal sense, but it did destroy the economy of a moon, forcing its people into huge debt they won't ever recover from

Dad: A man has to live in accordance with his beliefs, kid. That's what I'm doing. What do you beleive?

#when does leif get to start doing that? when he runs away to the diner? when he gets found out about not just being a cook?#god i love the amount of thought that went into this damn podcast #Leif being the erosion zone the whole universe is hammered into #is that anything?#how often does leif stare up at the stars and think about what his dad told him and hate how similar and different they are at the same tim #i just love when characters have daddy issues okay?#complicated father figures my beloved #also i can only imagine how insufferable leifs dad would be after 9/11 happened and he 'saw it coming'#leif midnight burger #but thats a whole other post #midnight burger

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lastoneout · 2 years ago

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this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit?#this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

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br1ghtestlight · 10 months ago

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need to make a list of the episodes of bob's burgers where bob is the most autistic. it's important

#obviously is very subjective depending on different peoples experiences and how they interact with the world etc #i really just want to make a list of episodes where bob hyperfixates on food and cooking and gardening bcuz there are SO MANY #txt #bob's burgers

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jackexmachina · 3 months ago

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where did the idea that dean does the laundry come from ? this is a guy who thinks you can where underwear for four days in a row

#''dean's so masculine but he does cooking and laundry and chores'' my loves no the fuck he does not #I will give you cooking I guess in the sense that's he's like. every suburban dad who thinks they make the best burger?#but he is not a guy who knows how to do laundry he just isn't.#he would leave a load in the washer before they go on a case then they get back and it's disgusting in there #idk why I have such strong feelings about this but I DO and sam is so clearly the Laundry Chores guy #*mine

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mortalheartache · 3 months ago

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Hey guys quick PSA I can’t believe I as an adult am making about another adult but if you have so much nonexistent beef with me that you have to DM someone who knows someone I’ve spoken to like twice about if we correspond then that’s absolutely insane and I highly recommend you seek therapy of some sort because what

Stalking my tumblr dot com hayden christensen smut page over a whole lot of nothingburger with nothingsauce and a side of nothing with fries drama is unhealthy and not good for your psyche.

The beef is so not there you can call that shit Impossible!! 😭

#the ‘find a therapist’ is not a jab it is serious #i know you have one. but like get a better one or talk to that one about this #please seek a therapist of some sort because this is genuinely causing a weight on you and that is u healthy #i will be using the nothingburger line again I fear I COOKED #flipping burgers in the back rn that’s how hard i cooked with that joke #i really want wendy’s can yall tell #person who is the subject of this thing you know my address can you doordash me wendy’s and then lay this to rest #i would like a baconator with fries and a large ice tea please #thirzaisoverparty2024 #thirza exists irl #embarrassing 😭

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species-dysphoria-culture-is · 1 year ago

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i crave meat alot, just pure meat. i dont know what theriotype i am that craves pure meat (maybe canine, i also have urges to growl and i have phantom ears, could anyone help?)

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#sdc #species dysphoria #for the cravings themselves: you can order steak rare or blue rare (pretty sure blue rare means barely even cooked at all)#if the craving is for rare meat that might help #do not eat other forms of raw meat they Will make you sick #including raw ground beef just straight out of the thing i think. it has to be cooked at least a little iirc #but i (werewolf) find a juicy burger is very good for Meat (especially if it's Just Burger (and usually ketchup))#for finding thereotypes: sorry no clue how to help with that-

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uebermacht · 1 year ago

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#poll #food #burger #I always wanted to try this out #this is not going to get any votes but at least I now know how it works #ingredients #tumblr #I would be amazed if this hasn't been done before #cooking with uebermacht

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betweendoctorsanddetectives · 7 months ago

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I know I could live a happier life not looking at these things and not worrying about these people but I'm. So baffled and disheartened that there seem to be an endless amount of people espousing support for mcdonalds online (and in real life, with their money). Like quite frankly WHAT do people get out of dickriding hugely successful companies? Even if we remove this from the context that mcdonalds support people carrying out a genocide (which we can't, because it's awful, but for the point of questioning these people, even if mcdonalds HADN'T supported people committing genocide) why do these people care so much whenever someone brings up not supporting mcdonalds. What the fuck is that. Why do you care so much about some company ...... how are you living a life that makes THIS the thing you want to stand up for

#just SO sad man. why don't these guys learn how to cook a nice burger instead of acting like a big mac is more important than human life

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bring-subaru-back-to-wrc · 8 months ago

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sorry but a 3 place grid penalty for Nikola Tsolov is bonkers! That horrible behavior was race ban, MINIMUM. Holy shit are the fia formula# stewards absolute shit at their job wow

#Its shameful how bad the stewards are at their job #Like youd get fired from mcdonalds for being that bad at cooking burgers #What a shambolic organization this is....#F3 #Formula 3 #Nikola Tsolov #F1

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here-there-were-dragons · 8 months ago

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as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

#a lot of people literally refuse to even eat ham or pork #not even for like religious or health reasons #just because they think eating anything but beef and chicken is 'weird and scary and gross'#every time i hear people going on en masse about how 'weird and an acquired taste' something foreign is i go and try it and i'm just like #what the fuck were all of you smoking. where is the unbearable weirdness i am supposed to be experiencing #shoutout to that time i kept hearing about how bizarre a flavor milkis soda is and how intimidating and acquired of a taste #then when i actually try the stuff. it's just fucking peach soda. it's peach soda with a faint tangy yogurtish taste. it makes good floats.#how in the absolute fuck is anything even remotely weird much less gross about this?#unless your concept of what a 'soda' should be is poisoned by a lifetime of the entire soda aisle being filled with nothing but brown sludg #from the same 3 brands that all taste like what would happen if they could distill the concept of diabetes and artificial flavoring syrup #i don't know if other countries have this but there's this weird cultural like mandatory rejection of any 'unusual' food here #way more intense than i've seen from anyone from any other country (though that might just be inexperience with other cultures talking)#people react to the mere suggestion of any food outside a very narrow range with outright disgust and genuine fear and horror #and there's a huge amount of unspoken peer pressure on everyone to also do the same #like you're expected to agree with them and you've breeched some sort of silent social contract if you don't #it's seen as *immoral* almost it feels like #it's difficult to describe unless you've noticed it yourself #americans react to the mere suggestion of eating anything outside of the same 2 meats and handful of fillers the same way #that pearl-clutching aristocrat grandmas react to hearing that people in foreign countries do.. basically anything #it doesnt matter if you're suggesting eating ube cake or suggesting eating live bugs because people will react the same way #everything that's not chicken/beef/ect is as good as bugs to people here #hate this stupid blandass country and how impossible it is to afford any food other than burgers if you're not rich #or blessed with relatives that have any idea how to cook and are at all willing to teach you #cause nother weird thing i've noticed about food culture-or at least wasp food culture-that i haven't seen anywhere else quite the same way #is that if you DO have any relatives that know how to cook then nine times out of ten they will jealously guard their recipes like a dragon #and refuse to share them with anyone #thus taking whatever little cooking knowledge was in the family to their grave #so the opportunity other people usually have for family bonding via passing on recipes? pffft no.#for some reason we seem to actively go out of our way to prevent these things from being passed on #i don't know what the fuck is up with that but i suspect it has something to do with 50's dinner party oneupmanship

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itsbrucey · 1 year ago

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The DnDads Bigtop Burger au but the Oakworthy " we can't keep meeting like this" is because the teens accidentally rammed their truck into Scam's because they can't fucking Drive

#back on my bullshit. haven't drawn out my designs/ideas yet but rest assured #i am thinking about them #always.#SORRY I JUST IMAGINE.... A CAR ACCIDENT WITH TWO FOODTRUCKS AND ONE IS ALL SPARKLY AND JESTERY #AND CAR ACCIDENTS AREN'T FUNNY....BUT ITS A LITTLE FUNNY #Hermie slashing the Teens tires instead if stealing a mascot uniform #HE STEALS THEIR SECRET RECIPE.... SPONGEBOB STYLE /J #dndads #whatever yeab sure. ill tag it. fuck it.#Also i can't remember the name of the teens truck bc i need to look back at Sei and Lark's art #but I've been calling them DoodleBurger #Also it's my headcanon that Good Burger. the movie. got turned into a manga/anime and Taylor is obsessed with it #like a Bento Wars style cooking manga/anime and thats how he “researches”

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unopenablebox · 1 year ago

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literally why do i ever buy a burger. We Have Burgers At Home. They Are Nicer

#post inspired by how i just cooked a burger it was delicious #this isn't like deeply held i understand completely why one would want less-home-accessible burger experiences #(eg very crispy fried onions [annoying to make imo]‚ exotic toppings one would not think of‚ important gimmicks for a gimmick occasion)#and / or be hungry for burger and unable to make own burger for a variety of physical and circumstantial reasons #but me personally i hate novelty and difference and usually can stand up long enough for slicing and cast iron pan usage #so. a personal note for me. just cook burger it is nice. stop being disappointed by local burgers that are simply cooked less well #box opener #frankly a lot of this is that if i make fancy burger at home i don't then need to enter a negotiation re: whether i can refuse cheese #i like cheese but i like to be able to opt in to it. also frankly i prefer my usual garlic aioli-and-avocado substitution more #it serves a cheese purpose (fats‚ enhanced savories) so i consider it a reasonable exchange #but places with fancy burger are soooo offended by my disinterest in their four slices of swiss.

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wolverinedoctorwho · 7 months ago

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Chicken burger...

#ok to reblog #cooking with lily #i underseasoned them but its ok #i forget how easy burgers are to make (our toaster oven has a grill function). gotta do this more often.

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