#how they massacred my girl

[tucbilo]

This is actually what happened and we got a better ending

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

it is so so funny to go back and rewatch the zahra and kash episodes of the original stream with their tlovm characterizations fresh in my mind. in tlovm zahra is like "ugh vox machina 🙄🙄 the twins stole my prize 🙄🙄 vex isn't as hot and charming as she thinks 🙄🙄" and in the stream anytime after her literal first episode she's like "hi vox machina 🥰🥰 hi vex 🥰🥰" and they're all like "HI ZAHRA 🥺🥺🥺🥺" and then she's instantly grabbing her staff to help them kill four dragons.

[fadingstudentbananacookie]

Can someone atp write a fix-it fanfic for Team Green, pls?? I’m begging you?? Like, I don’t fucking care if Rhaenyra or Aegon II wins at the end of your story, but actually make the Greens worthy opponents that are loyal to each other and an Alicent who doesn’t think about sucking Rhaneyra’s dick 24/7.

Make Alicent ambitious, sympathetic, loving to her children, dysfunctional, greedy, hateful to those who treated her unfairly, witty, cunning, spiteful, remorseful, who loves her grandchildren and sons and even Otto (because wtf does she care more about her rapist than her father who is trying to help save her children's lives???), who believes she deserves power because she did her duty, and is capable of silencing a room full of the most powerful men in the continent because she can. You can show her intelligence that Rhaenyra and Viserys do not see, but the rest of the small council does. You can show her inferiority complex (vs Rhaenyra's superiority complex) seeping in when she is surrounded by powerful people despite having a brilliant mind. Because—why would intelligence in a broodmare matter when you're in the same room full of Targaryen dragon-riders or a bunch of powerful, rich men?

Not everything about her arch has to revolve around her ex-bsf/lover. Show her relationship with her father, her children, her pedophilic husband, her grandchildren, her brothers, her sworn shield—HERSELF without any of it going back to Rhaenyra. Show how Otto and Viserys molded her into what she is. Show her sacrifices! Be willing to show her trauma, and not just connect it to "how better her life had been with Rhaenyra" type of shit! Show her fears without sugarcoating them by making Rhaenyra a more grey character who isn't afraid to do awful things! Show how Alicent hides her ambition in the name of Westerosi custom, but finds herself reluctantly acknowledging and then fully accepting it by the end of the Dance, without having to humiliate the fuck out of her!

Most people say they don’t want Alicent’s arch to revolve around her children and motherhood only, although it’s such an integral part of her characterization—and I somewhat agree with that! Yet, those same people do a complete 360 and want her to just simp and envy Rhaenyra. You can do both without making her look like a stuck-up!

AND YES, HER FAMILY IS IMPORTANT TO HER EVEN IN THE END. She does not need to think only about Rhaenyra on her deathbed. She is ALLOWED to mourn her dead children and father while grieving her childhood friend/love interest.

This woman literally has main character energy, and I dare say, more than the main character herself. Go read the book, I’m begging you 😭 Use the books and HOTD season 1 as inspiration.

[kagdowo]

so i watched Adolescence of Utena

[strangextown]

Drew my sweet girl Ophelia a few months ago, forgot to post. Might touch it up someday, I have beef with the outdated shading lmao

[confoodles]

Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!

[doomspaniels]

Folks... I have a confession... I don't know why but Gwyn returned from grooming with trimmed, UNEVENLY trimmed, ears 😱

We adore our groomer, I suspect she was just rattled by the hurricanes--it was right after the second one in 2 weeks. But... yeah... she's a little funny looking right now. Just you wait until I figure how to get a pic of Tristan, though. He has Bedlington ears. Why? 🥴

[itgr]

Morpheus edit <3 mainly gave her back her blue eyes, original rounded face, her lips and wings. Disclaimer: I am not trying to imply a trans woman has to look like this to be a "real woman" or that trans women can not appear more masc. I just find it really weird that Morpheus originally had a rounder face and nose and they changed her design to look more like the stock lo man body/appearance. I think this is more typical LO inconsistency and wasn't meant to be malicious but when she's the only trans character,,, it feels a bit transphobic,, 😭

[crocs-simp]

Universal really came into my house on the day of Darius and Ben's wedding to say Brooklynn found dead in miami

[askhaley]

GAHAHAHAUHGHH!!! I AM BACK!!! I WAS NEVER DEAD, I HAD JUST RETURNED TO MY EVIL DIMENSION VIA TELEPORTATION!! AND NOW I WILL FINISH WHAT I STARTED!!!

*gives haley a bowl cut*

YES!!! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A TRUE FLOWER QUEEN!!! I SHALL RETURN TO MY HOME DIMENSION TO HIBERNATE

you.. you...

my h-hair...

what did you do to me?!

[saltysplayt00ns]

Tearing Page 733 hind

Tch MAAAAAAAANNNN!!!  I’ve been waiting for this page to come up, cause this is just blatant kique misogyny and sexist of making females complacent of something as serious as a scratch of the muzzle from a short fuss - right here and insulting of the characters who are in Asmundr Comic. It's like the movie: thing of a clone of the person.

Page 93, 94 & 104

Lifa is just acting way too submissive on this when Lifa, who would never put up with this, Lifa of all dogs who know the red-flags of manipulative and threats of harm from unbalanced power dynamic,

Page 143 & 265

LIFA who has told and taught the family to stick together and work as a team in a no mercy environment, protect your own and think with a clear mind -  is blatantly letting family abuse slide by. And immediately go to the next Subject cause showing how evil Marduck is then Lifa’s family basically falling apart is far more important. If it was Ronja, Jahla or a female family member - bet they would be ridiculed, belittled, practically coerced to apologize. While If it was Rogio or Ranach or Roamer getting hurt or pitied or had been killing people ( which they did ) , they would be coddled and sympathized - which is what’s happening here, Rohgir being sympathized for basically wounding his sister and daughter of Lifa and it's not bluntly told but implies for Jahla to be “ understanding “ so they can move on and be a happy family again. Ignoring/brushing the problem off doesn’t fix it.

Heck THIS IS NOT HOW ROHGIR ACTED EITHER, this is like a 180 of Rohgir’s personality.

pages 263, 265 & 297

yes, he is blunt and crass and yes secretive, and would take risky decisions that would protect his family to live another day, but in any way shape or form would never raise a paw to another because his eugenic uprising would have him be Marduck 2.0 AND RANULFR .

Kaine and Lifa should be shocked/horrified since this is The one who Rohgir's family + pack fought in a war against his father's ideology of being the superior species ( that he disowned as a a father ) , that also tried to also non-consensually mate with Niita; his aunt and Lifa's sister . Stressed or not you should never resort to hurting your siblings unpurposely.  Why are the Akiulfrs even under him as subordinates? at this point if he is willing to attack the triad  leaders who’re equal to him as family . That implies he's willing to hurt his own members who HAVE no equal power over him that are no blood related members. It would be a full on rebellion.

Page 389 & 656

Roughhousing is okay, but everything is not fun and games when someone literally gets hurt. Most would even ask if it’s ok to do certain things or if a simple “ ow “ or “ stop, that hurt “ would immediately be apologized/stop all together. At least sensible people. Intentionally hurting someone needs to be stopped because you'll enable it and once enabled,  it will lead to toxic to dangerous behaviors, interactions or/and abuse. You see it all the time and you see it now.

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The author really doesn’t know what he wants to do with the majority of the characters, cause literally everyone is a villan who is misunderstood or the moment he makes them a villain and then changes his mind and back peddles to make them not a villain but a misunderstood, sympathizing character. I rather suck a gallon of pure lemons before I sympathize with Ranach and Rogio.

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Lifa like...this is your son, siblings or not you shouldn't be hurting each other nonetheless intent on killing. the fact Jahla doesn't even mention her biting Rohgirs neck that can kill or paralyze his spine is already a reflag of their own. why you hiding that fact saber teeth can puncture and do damage, they obviously don't break.

DIALOGUE REWRITTEN

Lifa could have said: Lifa: “ This is not like him to… “ // ( To keep secrets yeah but not to twist the truth. )

Jahla: " he clawed my muzzle off …before banning me from the Island."

Lifa: " What...??!!”

Kainen: " He may be dealing a lot with a large pack..,"

Lifa cutting Kainen off: " It does not excuse my son to resort to retaliation. Threats, but not of family and certainly NOT of his own." 

Jahla: "we talk to him as a family then? Perhaps if he sees us be fine..."

Lifa looks off in frustration and disgruntlement: "We would, but Marduck would not approve. We would already be off to find the others if we did." // ( discard the page of that Marduck introduction and he is shown later after Jahla found him by the family describing him. )

Kainen, licking lips nervously, looks over to the Beacon and where Marduck went: " He's one of Father's own and makes it clear every chance he gets." // ( In a better scene Kainen indicating Marduck attacking the Rabishu and I Kainen to prove a point when he tried to leave. )

Jahla In deep thought, scrunching eyebrows: "Perhaps, I can talk to him. I am familiar with Father just as much as he is, just tell me what I need to know about him." // ( cause the old Jahla would be gun-ho excited of learning more about Father, after all she broke with Rhovanion, monologue a poor excuse with Rome, studied the hidden languages, taken in Father's creation; Avanti - is now acting hostile of a dog she barely even given a chance. )

And that would lead to the next Page Jahla encountering Marduck NOT CRAMMING IT IN ONE PAGE. it's like the dumbest thing to state an “ oh” .

Plus it's the same pose of 3 dogs sitting overhead/bird eye view and discussing. Plus Lifa’s face is Rogio like a copy + paste of Rogio.

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We got now mothers enabling their kids to stay with strangers ( Feomeh with Diarko ) , Mothers letting their son do all the talking and leading ( Liari & Ralei  ) , mothers letting male family members keep their rank after disobeying a command from the leader ( Ronja and Roamer ) ,  and now excuse sibling physical assault (Lifa and Jahla ) ps. Forgot about the Nubia situation and Feaf of disregarding a non-consensual agreement to bearing a Hybrid child from the quote ' golden ' in quote lioness a few pages ago. Thanks to the commenter for jogging my memories ♥

[abla-soso]

"Do you think simply wearing the crown imbues you with wisdom?"

I dunno, Alicent. Do you think sighing, pouting, rolling your eyes, and going "nooo, war is bad!" is enough reason to sit on the council? 😭

Bragging about ruling during time of peace is not a flex when you can't offer anything of value during war time 🙆‍♀️

[vyther16]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Descendants (Disney Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chad Charming/Evie (Disney), Chad Charming & Cinderella (Disney), Chad Charming & Chloe Charming (Disney), Chad Charming & Prince Charming (Disney), Ben & Chad Charming & Audrey Rose (Disney), Chad Charming & Jane (Disney: Descendants) Characters: Chad Charming (Disney), Ben (Disney: Descendants), Audrey Rose (Disney), Jane (Disney: Descendants), Mal (Disney), Evie (Disney), Jay (Disney), Carlos de Vil, Chloe Charming (Disney), Cinderella (Disney), Prince Charming (Disney) Additional Tags: Canon Rewrite, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Cinderella is a Decent Parent Series: Part 1 of look how they massacred my girls (descendants rewrites) Summary:

The four Isle kids that come are skittish and loud and angry. Evie, who sits across from him in chemistry, is also smart and beautiful, with a quick tongue that leaves him speechless more often than not. Chad pictures a fairy tale like his parents, where he gets to sweep her off her feet and save her. But then, that’s not reasonable. Nor is it actually how his parents’ story happened, no matter what the history books say.

(Or, Chad was raised differently, and it echoes through the events of D1)

[mp3minded]

Actually, y'know what?

From what I've seen from others' screencaps, it looks like the girl from the couple you saved from the last episode (Luna/Emel/Sophie) turns into this OOC woman, to fit the bill regardless of who you saved (the nice or aggy variant of any of them)

and it's got me thinking about how much I miss the platonic friendships you could've had with any of the girls in Season 2 (as that's what I remember best)

I was usually closest with Hope in my playthroughs, and I miss having those girly chats about her crush on Tadashi from Big Hero 6, or even Lottie telling MC about her pet tarantula.

And I know a part of it is because these newer seasons are shorter than what we had in the past, but it's also all the merged path writing that I'm really over, because it's bleeding into every character, even the non-LI ones.

[cryptidwrestling]

Me: *scrolling reddit before bed*

Me, Who Doesn't Watch NXT; Oh, shit, I wonder what happened. *click*

Me:

Me: M Y W I F E D:

[thonkphonk]

I really, really hate Eupha's bond rank.

I hate how the whole bond builds up Eupha sensing something's off, how she keeps investigating to make sure everything is okay, and then when we finally find out Hyperic is actively endangering the lives of his patients, he gets mad at us and then we just...leave??? Eupha, who was ready to sacrifice herself before if it meant saving her people, just leaves? Eupha, who decided to fight her god she had venerated her whole life to protect her home, just leaves? Where is that sheer determination to do good, ready to "fight for the good of everyone and everything"? Why is it in the part of the game that's supposed to showcase her it takes out her most compelling feature?

Instead we turn tail from a room full of sick people with conditions she compared to a dungeon full of monsters we fought through. Eupha says we'll return when things are calm, but she's just explained things were *really dire* and Hyperic sounded fucking insane, like yknow magla poisoned. That whole thing we learned about during her arc.

Then when we come back everyone's been kidnapped.