#how did she die? .......uh

[funky-sea-cryptid]

TW FOR CANNIBALISM, CORPSE DESECRATION, AND MUTILATION. MASHA IS NOT A HEALTHY WOMAN

basic information:

name: masha voland (neé adronov)

age: 68 (at death)

birthday: february 14th

blood type: AB

magic type: meat

current location: dead

occupation: butcher (at death)

background:

masha's family has always been unilaterally devoted to the safety of their village. so much so that masha's mother and grandmother had resorted to cannibalizing themselves to feed their village, and masha inherited that extreme devotion. her meat magic lended itself well to healing, but masha developed a very depersonalized view of people, including herself. surprisingly, this mindset didn't qualify for her husband and their seven children, who she loved dearly. during the war on devils, resources weren't being allocated correctly, so the village started to go hungry again. masha at first started using the corpses of mage defense force members, and eventually graduated to cutting her left arm off to provide fresh meat.

when it was revealed that her fourth child, ciel, was the ritual bride for loyce grinberryall, masha had to watch as her daughter was taken. she slipped into a deep depression for a few years, and then soldiered on as the villages caretaker, having three more kids and teaching them her unhealthy mindset. the grinberryalls began supporting the village due to ciel's relation to it, and the notion sent masha into a state of cognitive dissonance. she died when her youngest children, alois and aayden, were in their double digits

[qangelbluebird]

Creation = The Thing (from the tubhole?)

Primary Protector (Creator (not used but could be)) = Tubbo

Rank 1 Shell = Sunny

Guardian = Philza

Shell (in general) = Eggs

Pancake Shell = Empanada

The Mother of Pancake Shell = Bagi

Duck Shell = Chayanne

Trauma Shell = Tallulah

[junkjounral]

June 6, 2023

“There is no difference between trying to love and loving” —Joy Ladin

[vaugarde]

oh so when moth flight has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them away to strangers, one of which let his own son die and considered killing babies, because she can’t deal and somehow cant ask her clanmates to help, shes noble and brave and wise and shaped things for generations to come and she gets to die peacefully with all her children being like “wow mom that was so cool of you, we’re so happy and you are so smart and epic”, but when leafpool has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them to her sister who she knows wont mistreat them, she’s treated like shit by most people around her and shes so unforgivable that her children can’t help but snark about this at her funeral and shes almost sent to cat hell. ok

[scopophobia-polaris]

Honestly could we throw out the idea that totk's story issue is that it isn't consistent with the lore of the older games but instead drops intresting world building from botw because it might have gotten actually dark

[tai-janai]

I mean this in the most affectionate way possible

You are a walking definition of "Hamilton wrote the OTHER FIFTY ONE-"

(how do you draw like you're running out of time-/lh)

affectionately . if i dont draw . i will die

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

You are a seventeen year old lesbian. You ran away from home and are lying about every aspect of yourself in order to work your way up the ranks of the war crime factory, and it’s working— you got promoted to work directly under the citystate governor as personal security for him and his family. And now you have a crush on his wife. (would that be fucked up or what?)

[bmpmp3]

the epic highs and lows of trying to read an ongoing shounen manga

[devotedlystrangewizard]

ff7 rebirth really embraced the whole "okay this horrible event in the story will always happen no matter what but what if this time is different" that is inherently part of a remake

[beboppop]

Yknow a lot of ppl when the menu came out were saying how they didn’t get it and stuff and I’m usually really late on yknow. Stuff but watching it now idk. Kinda easy? I liked it. I thought the idea was really cool and the peoples reactions

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[medicinemane]

At least I could disable the suggestions but just... I'm sick of it, I'm sick of companies trying to think for me

I'd rather be miserable but doing shit my own way than placid and glass eyed and just taking whatever companies tell me to

Like... literally just asking what I get out of writing a post on tumblr... zero suggestions, just letting me say whatever dumb stuff comes to my head

[brainrotzora]

recent ffxiv livetweeting. spoilers through the end of arr patch quests btw.

[bunnyb34r]

Maybe I should just have a breakdown at work the next time NewLady acts up lmao

Just start screaming in anguish, sobbing, collapse perhaps

I mean it wouldn't solve anything but we'd have different problems so I mean

[lesbianlenas]

was playing ds3 today and ok. i pledged to a covenant bc the lady who u talk to to join the covenant was really hot (pictured below) and i got summoned to another player’s game to help them fight someone or smth idk i was just vibing. anyway point is i hope they could see my character name which is cweampuff bc it would be very funny to me if they did. sadly they could not see her beautiful face bc it was covered by a helmet (also pictured below)

Figure 1A. Yorshka from Dark Souls 3 as she appears in the game.

Figure 1B. Official character art of Yorska where you can see she has a tail. I was not aware of the tail when I pledged, but I feel it is worth mentioning.

Figure 2A. My Dark Souls 3 character, cweampuff, of whom i spent an hour beautifully crafting to create the perfect face.

Figure 2B. A candid picture of my Dark Souls 3 character, cweampuff. Shared because I love her.

[technicolorxsn]

I haven't looked into the fanbase much but.. people are strangely nice about sarah and just... gloss over her abuse? from what I can tell she has a tendency to lash out viciously and blame everything on everyone else (i.e. Harrison and her team shown in the poems, her dev note, and the interview with caleb)