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bedforddanes75 · 4 months ago

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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD #vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK #“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face #fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE #genuinely its not hard #“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP #would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy #YOURE FUCKING STUPID #like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ #mate do you want rights or not #do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote #blah blah!#not 75 stuff #smart posting wow #should i tag #you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID #i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord #idk how to tag wait #kamala harris #joe biden #idk man #just fucking vote #us politics #election 2024 #us elections #american politics

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ewwww-what · 7 months ago

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Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

#very bad doodle I just need to get this out there #don’t look at it too hard I’m begging #someone please talk to me about the blood rush breakup before the world explodes #it is not that serious but I will do anything for twenty seconds of them arguing #the episode hasn’t come out but I am shaking #every time they talk I become a little more evil and fucked up #genuinely though aside from the silliness of the conversation being about sports I have some very strong feelings about the little bits we-#-got to see in the preview #like I will inevitably talk about it but just because I know people are gonna beat me to it I just want to express how excited I am #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #thistlecaster #<- yeah fuck it why not #for my one mutual who likes them #this is for you and you only #fhjy spoilers #my art

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months ago

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I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns

he thinks he's smooth smh...

#cracking up thinking about this ngl #like howdy continues on with work #and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie #is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him'#and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT'#aaaand Slam that panic button #bbg didnt know....#rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy #i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE #ive peaked ill never get any better!#< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights #on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn #its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh #still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days #nary a line nor doodle to be found...#but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK!#slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl #it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while...#but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore #stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things #it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like #three days??? i really dont know...#i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask #i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened

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ourfavoritetorturedwriter · 6 months ago

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#resident evil #resident evil 4 #luis serra #luis serra navarro #LOOK AT HIM #THERE HE IS #THAT'S MY BOY RIGHT THERE #AAHHHH #(i am literally playing this game for the first time how did i manage to get this attached already)#my adventures with photo mode #virtual photography #we're just gonna ignore the bad bokeh quality okay i don't know what happened there #i am once again just posting a completely random shot #but like. he <3 i had to #i need to do a proper photomode session once i beat the game lol

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luck-of-the-drawings · 8 months ago

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"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE....#THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule.#LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!!#i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE.#hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

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goldkirk · 3 months ago

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hey this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular but I’m saying it for the record here: if I tell you no, please stop messaging me about fundraisers and mutual aid.

I get enough messages that it’s impossible for me to keep up without devoting at least half an hour each day, when I’m not even on tumblr that long most days. Me having a boundary about this isn’t a moral failing, it’s a lifeboat for me on my own blog.

In my personal life I’m already advocating and donating literally as much as I can spare. This is not me not caring, it’s just me not willing to interact with that on the one place I go online to not interact with irl news and world events for the most part.

I cannot be upset all the time. I cannot be upset everywhere. I cannot use all my emotional and mental energy fielding my own upset from ongoing events. My options are to hold boundaries about this or stop coming online at all.

I’m all for sharing information and signal boosting to reasonable extents, but the scale of it this year is so large and so enduring that it is literally not possible to for me to participate on every account I have. I’ve previously shared links to Gaza eSIM donations and a major hub of verified Go Fund Mes here and elsewhere online. We, the online humans, know how to look those things up ourselves by now. There are many, many people choosing to do advocacy work, and right now, I can’t be one of them.

If you’re extremely upset when I tell you I can’t share/donate right now about a Gaza family or personal fundraiser you ask me to share here, just unfollow and block me. That’s what those buttons are for. Protect your own emotions and energy and get me off your feed instead of staying upset and continuing to engage with online people or content that upsets you.

Please don’t send repeated angry messages based on manufactured purity politics and moral outrage into my messages and inbox when I exercise the right to run my own blog.

#and on that note #I also think some people need to sit down and ask themselves #if their old end times anxieties and fears and preparations and word spreading #haven’t filtered straight into a new non religious end of society and end of modern world order anxiety that they’re pushing on other peopl #even if it is the end times #you cannot change that by beating your own anxieties into other people’s heads #people can care MORE when they are GIVEN ROOM TO BREATHE #first rule of sustainable activism is you can’t do it constantly and you can’t push it on people constantly #you have to pace it and you have have have have HAVE to play long games #short term activism burns you out and if it leads to full despair from burnout it can get you killed via depression #it’s not a joke #there’s a reason your elders have books and community lore about healthy activism even in times of crisis #they lived it. they learned from it. learn from them.#spend your time doing things that can make real impacts.#do little things online but unless you’re an actual information hub you shouldn’t be posting constantly about it #people won’t even want to follow you anymore eventually because that’s not why they followed you #and then you have no audience for your important message anyway.#I know this. I learned it myself on other accounts.#please. stop. harassing me.#how is harassing me going to make me MORE willing to change my mind and post? just because you demanded it?#I am an autonomous person #this is my ONE curated space on the website #you have a multitude of tags and other users #don’t waste energy on a person who already told you no. let’s call that activism rule number two #spend your energy where it’s not likely to be wasted #you’re needed for a long haul #act like it 😭#and stop spamming me 😭#hey little star whatcha gonna queue?

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calicoups · 7 months ago

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i am severely unwell after watching this.

cus why did i keep rewatching this video.

the fucking body rolls in that skin tight ass sheer shirt is fucking insane like if you wanted me to go mental just say that choi seungcheol when i catch you

guys i am really not okay. the fucking body rolls and the way you can see his torso moving like that so clearly because of the skin tight sheer shirt i’m gonna fucking lose my minnddddddd he’s so fine im gonna cry i cant do this what the fuck!!!!!

#hani rambles!#i’m really not okay bruvs #what is he doing do me #he should do that to me— [gets shot]#anyways #i’m gonna fight him #come on 1v1 cheol i’m gonna beat ur ass #fucks sake #i hate him #i hate him so much.#TAKE THAT SHIRT OF— [dies]#FUCCCKKKK #the effect he has on me needs to be studied #how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #i can’t do this i’m going to bed bruvs #scoups #choi seungcheol #seventeen #my coupsie poopsie

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themachine · 2 years ago

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Sorry if you don't have the spoilers tag filtered

#ultrakill spoilers #ultrakill #sisyphus prime #minos prime #sisyphus is so fucking huge it's honestly insane . gonna be hard to convey that in an actual full piece LOL #i have a lot of thoughts about this update #mostly that it's fucking amazing and i cannot BELIEVE how good it is #i am yet to beat p-2 on violent though. it's tuff. did it on standard first time around and it's seriously so much harder on violent #gonna stop rambling now hope you guys enjoy the pictures #my art #sketches

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winn-wynn · 24 days ago

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You’re in a loving Percy Weasley the Most competion and your opponent is Oliver Wood

#harry potter #percy weasley #oliver wood #perciver #loving Percy Weasley the most #I feel like I love him with my whole heart #but I can’t beat Oliver #you can say this for any of his s/o tbh #but idk I think I’d lose #how am I gonna beat Oliver #be delusional

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pavo-dence · 30 days ago

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hades 2 olympian update just dropped so i’m throwing my hat into the ring on final boss predictions bc i got the new one right teehee

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #AAAAA I GOT SO EXCITED I STARTED SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA WHEN I GOT THE NOTIF #MY HANDS HURT BUT I ENCOUNTERED PROMETHEUS #his boss fight mechanic is so cool like FUCK but he also hits so hard how on earth am i gonna beat him #seeing as the third biome is mt olympus my personal bet is on typhon or the three fates bc the final material is called entropy #my greek myth knowledge is so rusty i haven’t read pjo in years #i had biome and npc predictions too i made this list in july bc i was so excited about speculating

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swallowtail-ageha · 3 months ago

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I think someone should study the fact that all of the moral issues people have with coleen hoover are just the modern day version of "this erotic literature will corrupt our pure women!"

#she literally. she literally writes modern day bodice ripper romances. y'all grandmas #consumed that shit as if tomorrow wouldnt come #hell i myself think that her writing sucks but. im not gonna raise a rabble or go on a moral crusade with 'oh i am so worried for the young #girls who might read this and think abuse is ok!' which is just. so incredibly stupid #and is one of the instances where people will literally blame anything but the abuser themselves in a DV situation #(and like doesnt account on how girls can and do know how to differentiate fiction from reality #me reading smutty bully harry stiles fics at twelve with dubious consent didnt lead to my grooming #because i *knew* that an asshole beating you up at school and then saying no i love u now was wrong and abusers #are way more insidious than that #there are also people going 'oh but her being widespread is the reason why media literacy is so low' baby it doesnt work like that #the booktoker saying she cant read stories that are too complicated wouldntve been miracolously a good reader if coho didnt exist #she wouldve just read. harry potter or other YAs. media literacy and reading comprehension are tools that can be sharpened #but aren't really *gainable* yknow unless they are put into you really young thru school and we all know school doesnt do that #also comment i found funny was someone going 'teens who read coho will grow up saying that wuthering heights is a love story'#<-da hell is that thang. whuhei is 100% a love story all the players being assholes doesnt mean it isnt a romance

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melatien · 10 months ago

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tiny yoichi (unwillingly) lures out soldiers by being his helplessness little self so his brother can strike

#bases are the most reliable way to find food afo found!#yoichi is crying bcuz he pitys them <3 #not because hes nervous #im gonna be honest i made this idea up on the spot when drawing this #pewdiepies new art video awakened something in me I NEEDED TO REMIND MYSELF I CAN STIL DRAW BANGERS TOO #i didnt disappoint myself!!!! competitiveness is my enemy and my bestie literally #anyways his right eye was an absolute horrendous nightmare to draw it was going so well until i did the hair then it ruined the eye #i actually thought yoichi was wearing shoes at this age but then i looked back at those chapters and realised yoichi was shoeless #WITH ONLY A BANDAGE ON HIS FOOT??!?!!?!? agony #can yoichi not make me wish he had something good in life for ONE SECOND #think of this as like how he responded to afo killing those people that (presumably) beat yoichi up beforehand #we dont know if hes crying because his brother is killing or if he was crying before being 'saved'#ill try do some fluff art soon ive been really interested in body horror related art lately so i wanted to play around!!!#i have a BUNCH of ideas written down ive yet to do #i just keep doing whatever i feel like #i am the master of ignoring the instructions and winging it #mha #my art #yoichi shigaraki #one for all #my hero academia #first ofa user #shigaraki yoichi #mha yoichi #tiny yoichi #tiny yoichi in his shabby little clothes #ive actually been dying to draw tiny yoichi again but KIDS ARE SO HARD TO DRAW!!!!!#i had an art moment though #HALLEJUHAH #art gods had my back fr

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detective-piplup · 5 months ago

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aug h .

#I am. So normal about Any Dark Cacao Update to kingdom ever #DEVSISTERS ENOYGJ OF THE BEATS LITERALLY JUST GIVE DARK CHOCO HIS TRAVELLERS FIT AS A XOSTUME AND MY LIFE IT YOURS #and pitaya’s. plea se #where was he devsis you gave hon some screen time in the trailer and then he VANISHED #beast yeast spoilers #but like #I know he was helping create that cure for the pale ailment but WE DIDNT HET TO SEE HOM MUCH ON SCREEN #only in mystic flour cookie’s thing she showed to dark cacao about how his kingdom would be fine without him #btw that king dark choco fit FUCKS I need to spin it like weird cat #but other than those two instances he was GONE #and when I saw the bit titled “the reunion” I really thought they were gonna meet again but NOPE #I WAS right about the deaths being fake ours and also i definitely didn’t cry from relief when I saw crunchy chip cookie was okay #I promise #anyway. where was he #dark choco cookie

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hella1975 · 4 months ago

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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours #which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart #not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently #EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that #there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM #THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS #and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME #LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED #so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour #like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally #have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week #but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN #and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE #FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR #AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill #it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about #and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors #and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593 #my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it #bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment #i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time #i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin #and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day #omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES #LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS #hella slaves to capitalism

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duahauuoplanh · 1 year ago

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Please allow me..

#THIS IS IT #I WAS EVERYWHERE ON THE FLOOR #KURHFIWUHFOWIJEFOWUFGIWGFRUWYQGFIQUWGFILQEBFIQEUBFIQEUBRFI;EOQUHGRO;EQIHRGOEQ #OH MY GOD #nothing can beat this scene #nothing #I am gonna do 873257 versions of this scene #they really gave all of themselves into this didn't they?#this is sooo imposible how it is happening #my hand shaking giffing this srl #Lee junho #Junho #It’s Junho’s season now #2pm #Yoona #snsd #King the Land #I put my heart into every gifset I’ve made #always next to Junho

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago

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the nsbu table is five DM pets and rekha shankar

#not art #nsbu spoilers #← tag mostly for the following tags lol #regarding the post I Am Colloquializing For Joke Of Course but its just funny to see how #everyone is like so sweet and enthusiastic and playing and frolicking in brennan's sandbox #and rekha is heckling him at any possible venue. everyone else is a camper rekha is his shounen rival #like jacob is bringing his full earnestness into playing the character #and alex constantly reaches to pieces and people in the environment and other players to reveal extremely compelling dynamics #and ify is doing next level engineer shit on the worldbuilding he is straight up gonna get a good grade in isekai #and ally is extremely willing to take any hit to keep the banter flowing and the ease with which they and brennan bounce ideas back and #forth is astounding #and izzy is like. she's Hysterical I fucking love paula so much but there's that moment in the latest ep when jack manhattan shows up #and she Immediately breaks out of paula to do the fucking face and beat perfect jack manhattan and you kinda realize oh she's just #really fucking good at acting and she's beinging it 110% to the table #man. nsbu is just good lmao #I call rekha brennan's shounen rival but truly like that person hacking move was awesome she is as invested in the world as everyone else #but that dynamic really got her to shine the way it sets up the shirt throwing bit was straight up a jjba duel #like brennan entertaining her request and letting the whole table forget about the speed of the car before reminding them #by breaking g13's wrist. like beat for beat a shounen fight it's the best #and it heightens when rekha then does something fucking awesome #its good. its just really good. I really enjoy nsbu guys

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