#house thinks it’s hilarious

[greghatecrimes]

So the song being looped on the jukebox that sent Wilson over the edge just before he met House was “Leave A Tender Moment Alone”, but join me for a moment in imagining that it was, instead, a certain Tom Jones song that John Mulaney did an entire bit on.

Imagine you’re Wilson at that conference. You’ve spent all weekend trying to ignore the fact that you just got served a big fat packet of divorce papers by your (soon to be ex) wife and you just want to sit at the bar and have a nice drink and stew in your misery alone. Except some absolute asshole keeps looping the same song, over and over, on the jukebox. It’s starting to drive you insane. Finally, after the tenth or eleventh repeat, the song changes to “It’s Not Unusual”. Okay, not your favorite, but weirdly semi fitting for the mood, and at least it’s different. You could cry in relief. You let your guard down and start moping and order another drink.

Until.

The song ends, and catapults straight back into “WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT, WOOOOAH WOOOOOAAAAHHH-“

And you are filled with rage so blind and all consuming that you throw yourself at the perpetrator in a rabid haze before you realize what’s happening, shattering a mirror and landing yourself in jail. Only to be bailed out by a man who’s been watching you all weekend and found the entire thing equal parts fascinating and hilarious.

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.

Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me

[kaviiinsky]

[angelcake10023]

Alright hear me out…. 💜

Single dad Macaque working at Pigsy’s Noodles as a delivery boy to actually earn money to get a house and stuff for his kid

Dare I say- it’s peak lmao

[the-daily-dreamer]

I know Cersei Lannister would be team black. But not in an in universe “Rhaenyra deserved the crown way”. Rather a team black fandom kind of way.

Like yessssss! Bastards aren’t really bastards if the king or their father accepts them! Hair color means nothing about parentage, genetics are funky like that! Of course murdering a political opponent who calls out your children as bastards is totally justified and right! It’s putting the children in danger! Absolutely we should be angry at any naive teenage girl who doesn’t violently claw her way out of being a victim! Screw innocent teenage girls, they deserve it! Incest is so totally chill and cool, in fact birthing out of your house taints your blood and when you’re #special you can’t have that! And of course, madness from incest isn’t real! As long as your children are physically perfect and beautiful that’s all that matters!

Like I just know Cersei would be kicking and screaming reading the team black blogs because you’re telling me everything she believes and wants others to believe is just unironically spouted by team black? You’re telling me all she had to do was be a Targaryen and everyone would be doing backflips trying to protect her every choice?

I know she would be a number 1 team black blog spouting off their talking points and then not so subtly posting about herself like “hey come to think of it Joffrey and Tommen aren’t bastards either. Right? We should all support them. And also fuck Sansa Stark” and they would EAT IT UP.

[lazylittledragon]

it was nice while it lasted. to have something i actually liked by you. eddie ruins everything

there's a really easy solution here and i'm going to let you figure it out yourself because i do have faith that some people still have functioning brain cells

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

[s-aint-elmo]

it always tickles me that despite the fact that falin wields a literal mace as an arcane focus it's five-foot-something noodle-armed elven waif marcille with her delicately woven branch staff and bare minimum strength and constitution who is categorically more violent and destructive and unhinged. falin touden can tenderize a walking mushroom with one hit and still marcille "i cast explode your brain point blank on reflex when threatened" donato is truly something else

[hugeegosorry]

1990’s Wilson at the conference: *throws a bottle at an antique mirror*

House:

[yoongikinsregulus]

who would’ve thought that hbo would manage to make people who are team black and those who are team green agree on something. that is how bad blood and cheese was adapted in this episode

[likesdoodling]

I have a lot of pictures in my 'random stage plays' folder. So here's some stuff from Moriarty the Patriot. Cause I can. And yes. I am avoiding my colouring responsibilities, but lineart is so much quicker~

:)

[butmakeitgayblog]

✨Dreamy sigh✨

[a-cat-in-toffee]

friendly neighborhood ghost included in house purchase !

[misteria247]

Stanley standing on the Stan'O War II's deck with Ford having their morning coffee enjoying the sunrise

Stanley staring out to sea: Hey.

Ford sleepily: Hmm?

Stanley in a serious way: I just want you to know that I love you okay, no matter what.

Ford confused about where this is coming from: Uh okay..?

Stanley looks at Ford who's now taking a sip of his coffee: So that I means I fully support you and your love for monsters, cuz I too am a monsterfucker-

Que Ford choking on his coffee as he spews it everywhere: sTANLEY WHAT THE FUCK-

Stan continues: I mean I dated a spider lady once though she tried to eat me and I married a lady who was part owl for like 6 hours so I get it. Just wanna let you know that I won't judge you for it. Might judge your taste in partners but-

Ford blushing so brightly he would make Ariel from the Little Mermaid jealous and absolutely mortified: OH MY GOD, WHILE I APPRECIATE IT, STAN I'M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE DROP IT-

[artiststarme]

When Eddie and Steve finally buy their own house, they’re all too happy to associate with the neighbors. But in different ways. Steve loves talking to all of the middle-aged parents and first time home buyers that live on their street. He’ll make conversation with them and exchange recipes, once in awhile he’ll even exchange a casserole here and there.

Eddie is a little different. He likes to cause chaos in the suburbs since he misses the city. He’ll hiss at people on his walks, flip their neighbors off while driving, and put bird seed on doormats so front porches are ravaged by critters.

Steve is happy to form a neighborhood watch with his new friends and neighbors. He’s less happy to catch his boyfriend with bird seed in hand and a Michael Myers mask pulled over his face committing the crime. He’s even less happier when they get kicked out of the HOA.

[ghostly--omens]

One of my favourite parts about that cricket report in BHA is that Havers didn't even get the highest innings, some guy called Private Banbury got 108, yet the Captain just says he 'had a good innings', whereas Havers got 88 which is apparently 'a stunning innings'.

Now I may know zilch about Cricket but I do know the Captain is a bit gay for Havers.