#emdr week three sucked the juices from my brain
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greghatecrimes · 1 year ago
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So the song being looped on the jukebox that sent Wilson over the edge just before he met House was “Leave A Tender Moment Alone”, but join me for a moment in imagining that it was, instead, a certain Tom Jones song that John Mulaney did an entire bit on.
Imagine you’re Wilson at that conference. You’ve spent all weekend trying to ignore the fact that you just got served a big fat packet of divorce papers by your (soon to be ex) wife and you just want to sit at the bar and have a nice drink and stew in your misery alone. Except some absolute asshole keeps looping the same song, over and over, on the jukebox. It’s starting to drive you insane. Finally, after the tenth or eleventh repeat, the song changes to “It’s Not Unusual”. Okay, not your favorite, but weirdly semi fitting for the mood, and at least it’s different. You could cry in relief. You let your guard down and start moping and order another drink.
Until.
The song ends, and catapults straight back into “WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT, WOOOOAH WOOOOOAAAAHHH-“
And you are filled with rage so blind and all consuming that you throw yourself at the perpetrator in a rabid haze before you realize what’s happening, shattering a mirror and landing yourself in jail. Only to be bailed out by a man who’s been watching you all weekend and found the entire thing equal parts fascinating and hilarious.
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