#himself to have sex with

[dirtymortalkombatconfessions]

[fireflysugarpie]

I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other

like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)

and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)

I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<

[death-of-cats]

just like the concept of “oathbreaking” is insufficient to cover the Kingsguard’s moral transgressions so too is “kinslaying” inadequate to describe what was wrong with Theon’s murder of the miller’s boys!!!!!!!! the lines that society draws to permit or condemn behavior do not reflect the true weight of the deeds themselves!!!!!!!! it’s easy to see in westerosi society but what if it’s true in ours as well!!!!!

[coulsons-band]

pedro pascal doesn’t owe you shit.

it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.

for whatever reason he’s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe he’s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. that’s insane.

but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddy’s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether he’s queer or not and complaining there isn’t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. it’s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ‘oh but narcos!!’ that’s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isn’t the point.

interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. that’s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. man’s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.

let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesn’t owe anyone shit.

[zarla-s]

no need to overcomplicate things, keep it plain and simple

[patreon]

[laswells-ashtray]

When they're in bed, just having woken up, Nikolai's favourite thing to do is nuzzles his nose against John's cheek.

Years ago, when he first did it, John would push him away and mutter something that sounded awfully similar to "fuck sake, Nik." His cheeks would have an awfully pink tint and he'd scrunch up his nose in protest.

Nowadays, John just lets it happen. Maybe he even smiles, but he'd never admit it. The only protest he receives is an "Up off your arse, don't think you're getting out of going to Tesco." Because Nikolai made the mistake of promising he'd make them a home cooked meal the night before, and John's been thinking about what ingredients they'd need since then.

[gallusrostromegalus]

For the AEIWAM ask thing: 42, What is Zaraki Kenpachi's TED Talk?

I cannot believe I made this exact comic after binging Smarty Pants on dropout last month (Discussion of NSFW Topic Below The Cut)

The key difference here is that AEIWAM Zaraki had A LOT of jobs while wandering around the Rukongai to feed himself and Yachiru and eventually he became a bouncer at the grandest, most expensive and only fully unionized Bathhouse/Bordello in the Rukongai.

Since he had no interest in fighting the whores but does like company, he would hang about and talk with the Working Ladies (and Gentlemen and Those Who Know Better) and rather charmed them. He was a single father who regularly took care of very scary problems for them and had a bottomless supply of Tales of Grand Adventure, starring him in the role of clown. This eventually lead to him being allowed to work as an in-house fluffer. The Madame, a Lady Tsubaki, took rather a liking to him and took him on as a sort of Manegerial Protege. One thing Kept leading to another and by 1900 he was both head of security at Tsubaki House and also the single most expensive whore in the Rukongai.

He is not remotely ashamed of this. He's outright proud of it.

He liked the work (the sex and fights were great, but the fact that Yachiru got personal tutoring as part of his compensation was what made the job worth sticking around for, in his opinion), and if asked he will talk about it for HOURS and not shut up unless you actually fight him.

So when Yamamoto proposed that the captains work together to share knowledge and thus everyone had to make a Ye Olde Powerpoint presentation on their topic of expertise, Zaraki very cunningly chose Sex AND Violence. He'd been wanting to throw down with another captain and in an effort to get him to STOP he got to fight THREE.

Gotei-13 TEDTalk was discontinued after that. (Zaraki with his hair down inspired by the look he had right after he became captain)

[cylove]

pre-battle of fairy tail fraxus yay

[scliffe]

Honestly when I say that I love romanticizing Sebastian and Ciel’s relationship to hell and back; I don’t necessarily mean that I think they should have a romantic relationship—something like [a pair of lovers destined to tragically love each other until death do them part]—it’s cute and sweet, but it doesn’t fully encapsulate what their relationship is like to me. While I appreciate their physical closeness, it’s of lesser importance to me whether they actually have a romantic relationship or sexual relations; what I desire is for Ciel and Sebastian to be part of each other forever—[beyond even death].

Their relationship cannot be fully conveyed through descriptions like romantic or platonic. They are bound together by something even more intimate than romance or sex—Ciel is promised to Sebastian with something indissoluble; beyond any romantic or sexual relationship, which can be broken, ended or divorced. The contract demands that Ciel will eventually grant Sebastian his soul to devour—thus becoming one existence together for eternity. Their oath to each other is not written in official papers; it’s engraved in their body and soul. It is irrevocable. Given the nature of their doomed end—where it is certain that only one of them will remain in the end—their covenant becomes such that there will be no escape for either of them. With the more time they spent together and the more memories they gently collected of the other party; they're both eroding and molding each other to fit the shape of each other's palms—leaving lasting, permanent damage on each other. Both of them will be changed—and have been changing—irreversibly since their very first meeting, to the point where their final parting will never be a true parting as they will leave their own selves within each other.

They must become more and more in tune as soulmates are with each other—until Ciel’s will becomes Sebastian’s will; until Sebastian’s hunger becomes Ciel’s hunger; and Sebastian’s hands wrapping around Ciel’s throat are also Ciel’s hands around Sebastian’s own throat—until they eventually become one.

[danmeichael]

my favorite thing to think about with bingyuan is bingge having a fetishistic obsession with shen yuan's imperfection.

bingge's wives and every person he's held more than one conversation with are perfect. they're sickeningly pretty, dizzyingly pretty, the sort of pretty celebrities need an hour in a makeup chair and 100k in surgery to achieve.

but shen yuan is so... different. his teeth are adorably crooked, he sneezes in a way that's really only endearing to bingge, he snores and drools on binghe's chest in his sleep. he sweats, it tastes salty on his tongue and makes shen yuan smell acrid and disgusting after it cools on his skin, lingers on binghe's hands after touching him, and binghe is obsessed. every bit of shen yuan that makes him human is what makes binghe rabidly horny.

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[harbingersecho]

READY AIM FIRE

[s0fter-sin]

soap and ghost, after months of flirting, of having each other’s backs and saving each other’s lives, of knowing the other better than they know themselves, finally getting together

ghost letting himself free fall onto the bed, soap following, always following his lead. they barely pull apart enough to get their shirts over their heads, hands running over muscles and scars and holding close

soap kisses every new scar that’s revealed to him, from the thick keloid divot over his ribs from some kind of puncture to the innumerable slashes and stitch wounds holding his torso together until he’s mouthing over his collarbones; the tips of his fingers lightly caressing the edges of his mask

ghost who’s been so quiet, so overwhelmed by soap’s touch that all he can do is sink into him, panting gasping breaths, finally pushes out, “don’t ask me. please…”

soap freezes, mouth hovering over his skin. “ghost…?”

ghost’s face is tilted away, eyes held so tightly shut they tremor while the rest of his body stays lax beneath his. desperate. resigned. “please don’t ask me, johnny.”

soap lets his hand fall from the mask, coming to run soothing circles over his clothed hip. “why?”

“because i’ll say yes,” he confesses and it’s great and terrible; a warning and a relinquishment laid at soap’s feet. “i’ll always say yes to you.”

for a long moment, there’s nothing but their shared breaths, nothing but their hearts beating for the other. until soap finally leans down to press a kiss to the corner of his hidden mouth; his lips meeting faint raised scar tissue he might never see

“i’ll never ask.”

ghost’s eyes drift open and they catch on soap’s; on a sea of promise and fierce protection

“i swear… i’ll never ask, ghost.”

[captainhysunstuff]

Content Warning: Implied nudity and marks from prior saucy shenanigans ahead! Nothing explicit is shown.

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After figuring out how to properly engage in sexual intercourse, L asks to hear the origin story of Light's Kira career to understand their situation better. Following a brief interaction with Ryuk, L is slightly reassured about the shinigami's role in Light's life. Then, the boys decide to get saucy again (to the shinigami's chagrin).

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[maladaptivewriting]

okay i saw a post about how “remus wouldn’t be good in bed, he’s slept with like one person”

and i am here to tell you that sleeping with a lot of people doesn’t make you good in bed. you know what makes you good in bed?

attentiveness and enthusiasm

[lesbianwyllravengard]

No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage